Woke up today, got out of bed, slipped and fell straight onto my face, not very nice when Goyle leaves his dirty socks on the floor and you just happen to get a face full. Growled at him and called him a clumsy dumb fuk, wish he'd think enough to pick up after himself. Ran out of hair gel today, will have to write home for more, mother didn't pack me enough before the start of the new term stupid woman, father's right she's useless for most things. Reached the great hall today, went over to the Slytherin table and found my seat filled with couple of first years. I got rid of them quick enough, yay, go me! Sat down in my seat for about fifteen minutes then decided I'd go and have some fun. I took Crabbe and Goyle with me and we went in search of Professor Dumbledork's favourite student Harry Potter. Found Potter, sitting with his "friends" Weasley (father is a total loon, wouldn't even know that family's pure blood the way they get around, their dirty second hand robes, and the way they get around with muggles not to mention their podgy mother) and Granger, (filthy little mudblood she is, muggle parentage, only possesses a little gift, her brain too bloody big for her head, I bet if her skull wasn't there her brain would be leaking out of her ears) Potter told me to get lost, but I know he's scared of me I can SMELL it on him... bloody half blood. Muggle mother Wizard father, I'm so glad I'm pure blood so I don't have to shoulder the shame he does. Got Weasley with the farting hex, he smelt worse than he usually does, I didn't even think that was possible. We had to clear out it was bad, you should of seen Weasley run, he had green gas following him. I ran as fast as I could out of that area of the train and back to my compartment, because of the stench that Weasley left that part of the train had to be cleared out. Yay me! Weasley is now known as smelly ass, not that he wasn't already. Had to share a table with some fourth year Ravenclaw's, a few of them congratulated me on what I did to Weasley especially one girl, she kept on fluttering her eyelashes at me. I asked her if she had something caught in her eye. She just went scarlet and turned away... I smiled to myself YAY GO ME!!! She averted my eyes for the rest of the morning, she couldn't face me after that.... Hehehehe, I'm feeling better now.

Went to class with that despicable Harry Potter hexed him so that when he sat down he made this horrible noise... I think it's what muggles call a whoopee coo shin or something like that... I got an "A" from Professor Snape for that one and Harry Potter got nothing but a detention... I'm so evil

Draco Malfoy signing off