Author's Note: Hey fans! We know it has been about an age since our last
post, but with finals, thesis papers, and computer crashes.well you get it. So
sorry, but we promise to update more often now. Thanks! Fifth book is
awesome!!!! We love JK- just because we get to torture her loverly characters
mwahahahahahaha. We love the marauders.ok we'll shut up so you can read and review!
After another hour of relentless search for the baby both men collapsed
on the couch.
"Moony.this is hopeless. We are never going to find that kid," Sirius
sighed and leaned against Lily's chenille pillows.
"Count the blessings Padfoot, think about it. I mean at least no one has
rung the doorbell. Come on, what would we say. 'Ah.good evening, we'll be
with you in a moment or two. We are currently in pursuit of a giggling
invisible baby. Thank you.' "
Sirius let Remus' comment sink in and there was a resounding crash from
the kitchen.
"I'll go see what that was while you man the post here. Maybe I can coax
him out." Moony trailed off as he headed for the kitchen threshold.
Sirius settled more comfortably on the couch and began thinking about the
interesting stain on the carpet, when the doorbell rang.
"What?! The doorbell? Aw, shit. 'Count your blessings' he says," Sirius
grumbled, as he rolled off the couch. "Hello?"
"Uh." A greasy looking teenager stood in the doorframe holding some
boxes, uncertainly.
"What do you want?"
"Um.your pizza, sir?" The boy's voice cracked every other word. Sirius
raised an eyebrow.
"We didn't order any Godric damned pizza!"
"Uh.sir.I...uh..."
"Look, if you don't mind," Sirius began to recite with effort, "I am
currently in pursuit of a giggling, invisible baby. So.bugger off!" Sirius slammed
the door. Then he thought twice about that, opened the door, grabbed the
pizza, and shut the door again.
"What was that about? I smell pepperoni," Remus observed.
"Nothing. Pizza."
"Oh, well.no luck with Harry. Maybe he'll smell the pizza and come.
smell? SIRIUS!!!"
"What did I do now?"
"Sir? Are you gonna pay for that?" The pizza boy knocked timidly at the
door, but realized his efforts were futile. They were ignoring him. "Not
again," he squeaked. "This comes out of my paycheck."
"ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T THINK OF TRANSFORMING AND SNIFFING HIM OUT?!" Remus bellowed.
"What? Oh yeah.sorry," Sirius quickly transformed into a large black dog
and evaded Remus' kick. Man.don't piss a werewolf off right before the full
moon.
Sniffing around the house for about fifteen minutes led them on a haphazard
trail following Harry's tracks. As they neared Harry the scent became more
apparent, and they traipsed into the living room. Good Lord this kid needs a
diaper change. Mmm.Doritos.no must concentrate. It's getting stronger.wait
there he is!
Harry was now sitting under the coffee table holding up the invisibility
cloak and giggling at the dog he knew as his godfather.
"Pika-boo padfoo!" He clapped his little hands as Sirius bounded over to him.
Then he grabbed the dog's nose painfully and laughed as Sirius screwed up
his eyes and barked in agony.
Damned kid always does that! OW! Sirius began snuffling Harry who was inching
away under the coffee table. Harry suddenly yawned and put his little arms
around Padfoot's neck, snuggling into the soft fur.
Aww! Somebody is sleepy.thank God! NO! Damnit Remus! Remus walked into the
room and said 'Ah ha!' triumphantly, Harry then scooted backwards and said "bye
bye."
Oh no you don't! Sirius transformed grappling for the toddler and his head
collided painfully with the table above him. Little white spots sprang up
before his eyes and he sat back up.
"Owie.Goddada get owie," Harry said sweetly from somewhere near the couch.
"Damned right owie.and your going to have an owie in a minute! Get him
Remus!" Sirius waved at the area with the arm not holding his head.
After Remus searched for a minute he turned up empty-handed.
"He's got to be able to apparate," Sirius said dully from somewhere
underneath a bag of ice and pile of chenille pillows.
"Don't be silly Padfoot, he's just outsmarting two old men that are tired and
hungry," Moony stated matter-of-factly.
"Who you callin' old? I'm not the one with the gray hair!"
"Oh, shut up.I'm not in the mood."
"Uh, oh! The werewolf is cranky"
"SHUT UP!" Remus growled menacingly.
"Sorry Moony.sorry." Sirius emerged from the pile he was residing and reached
for the abandoned pizza box.
"No way Padfoot. Not until we find Harry.did you ever pay for that?" Remus'
brain was starting to hurt.
Ignoring the last question Sirius laid back and with a mouth full of chewed
up pizza said, "I give up Remus. I refuse to look for a baby.mmm.pepperoni."
"God you are so A.D.D.!" Remus shouted exasperatedly.
"What's that?" Sirius was now examining the stain on the floor that Lily was
going to kill him for later, "Absolutely Dashing and Devinaire?"
"Yeah whatever.give me a piece will you?" Remus' wolf-like hunger overrode
his instinct to find the baby now headed for the foyer.
~thanks for being patient.We'll try and get the next chapter up ASAP!
We love Reviews!~
post, but with finals, thesis papers, and computer crashes.well you get it. So
sorry, but we promise to update more often now. Thanks! Fifth book is
awesome!!!! We love JK- just because we get to torture her loverly characters
mwahahahahahaha. We love the marauders.ok we'll shut up so you can read and review!
After another hour of relentless search for the baby both men collapsed
on the couch.
"Moony.this is hopeless. We are never going to find that kid," Sirius
sighed and leaned against Lily's chenille pillows.
"Count the blessings Padfoot, think about it. I mean at least no one has
rung the doorbell. Come on, what would we say. 'Ah.good evening, we'll be
with you in a moment or two. We are currently in pursuit of a giggling
invisible baby. Thank you.' "
Sirius let Remus' comment sink in and there was a resounding crash from
the kitchen.
"I'll go see what that was while you man the post here. Maybe I can coax
him out." Moony trailed off as he headed for the kitchen threshold.
Sirius settled more comfortably on the couch and began thinking about the
interesting stain on the carpet, when the doorbell rang.
"What?! The doorbell? Aw, shit. 'Count your blessings' he says," Sirius
grumbled, as he rolled off the couch. "Hello?"
"Uh." A greasy looking teenager stood in the doorframe holding some
boxes, uncertainly.
"What do you want?"
"Um.your pizza, sir?" The boy's voice cracked every other word. Sirius
raised an eyebrow.
"We didn't order any Godric damned pizza!"
"Uh.sir.I...uh..."
"Look, if you don't mind," Sirius began to recite with effort, "I am
currently in pursuit of a giggling, invisible baby. So.bugger off!" Sirius slammed
the door. Then he thought twice about that, opened the door, grabbed the
pizza, and shut the door again.
"What was that about? I smell pepperoni," Remus observed.
"Nothing. Pizza."
"Oh, well.no luck with Harry. Maybe he'll smell the pizza and come.
smell? SIRIUS!!!"
"What did I do now?"
"Sir? Are you gonna pay for that?" The pizza boy knocked timidly at the
door, but realized his efforts were futile. They were ignoring him. "Not
again," he squeaked. "This comes out of my paycheck."
"ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T THINK OF TRANSFORMING AND SNIFFING HIM OUT?!" Remus bellowed.
"What? Oh yeah.sorry," Sirius quickly transformed into a large black dog
and evaded Remus' kick. Man.don't piss a werewolf off right before the full
moon.
Sniffing around the house for about fifteen minutes led them on a haphazard
trail following Harry's tracks. As they neared Harry the scent became more
apparent, and they traipsed into the living room. Good Lord this kid needs a
diaper change. Mmm.Doritos.no must concentrate. It's getting stronger.wait
there he is!
Harry was now sitting under the coffee table holding up the invisibility
cloak and giggling at the dog he knew as his godfather.
"Pika-boo padfoo!" He clapped his little hands as Sirius bounded over to him.
Then he grabbed the dog's nose painfully and laughed as Sirius screwed up
his eyes and barked in agony.
Damned kid always does that! OW! Sirius began snuffling Harry who was inching
away under the coffee table. Harry suddenly yawned and put his little arms
around Padfoot's neck, snuggling into the soft fur.
Aww! Somebody is sleepy.thank God! NO! Damnit Remus! Remus walked into the
room and said 'Ah ha!' triumphantly, Harry then scooted backwards and said "bye
bye."
Oh no you don't! Sirius transformed grappling for the toddler and his head
collided painfully with the table above him. Little white spots sprang up
before his eyes and he sat back up.
"Owie.Goddada get owie," Harry said sweetly from somewhere near the couch.
"Damned right owie.and your going to have an owie in a minute! Get him
Remus!" Sirius waved at the area with the arm not holding his head.
After Remus searched for a minute he turned up empty-handed.
"He's got to be able to apparate," Sirius said dully from somewhere
underneath a bag of ice and pile of chenille pillows.
"Don't be silly Padfoot, he's just outsmarting two old men that are tired and
hungry," Moony stated matter-of-factly.
"Who you callin' old? I'm not the one with the gray hair!"
"Oh, shut up.I'm not in the mood."
"Uh, oh! The werewolf is cranky"
"SHUT UP!" Remus growled menacingly.
"Sorry Moony.sorry." Sirius emerged from the pile he was residing and reached
for the abandoned pizza box.
"No way Padfoot. Not until we find Harry.did you ever pay for that?" Remus'
brain was starting to hurt.
Ignoring the last question Sirius laid back and with a mouth full of chewed
up pizza said, "I give up Remus. I refuse to look for a baby.mmm.pepperoni."
"God you are so A.D.D.!" Remus shouted exasperatedly.
"What's that?" Sirius was now examining the stain on the floor that Lily was
going to kill him for later, "Absolutely Dashing and Devinaire?"
"Yeah whatever.give me a piece will you?" Remus' wolf-like hunger overrode
his instinct to find the baby now headed for the foyer.
~thanks for being patient.We'll try and get the next chapter up ASAP!
We love Reviews!~