MEETING MICHAEL
Dom and Neal were both in Kel's rooms admiring her new pet fish.
"Where did you get it?" asked Dom
"Well" started Kel, "I was walking home from the stables this morning when this fish started to follow me. I told him not to, but he just wouldn't listen"
"Wow!" said Neal, "I didn't know fish could walk!" he finished with a stunned look on his face.
"They cant Neal" Dom told his fish shocked cousin.
"Hello everyone!" announced Lord Raoul from the doorway
"Raoul! What are you wearing?" asked Dom in a puzzled way because Raoul was wearing a black cape and had his underwear on his head.
"I am now Batman," he said before running off singing the Batman theme song.
"Raoul come back!" screamed Buri as she stopped in front of the open door to catch her breath.
"Raoul's dead!" yelled back Raoul
"Fine! Come back Batman!" she said before chasing after him
Just then Kel looked at the floor and upon seeing a red string, bent down to pick it up. "Cool!" she exclaimed, "A red string!"
Neal just turned back to the fish when Michael Jackson fell from the ceiling. "Hey sexy!" he said as he turned toward Dom, "Want to go back to my room?"
"Ahhhhhhh" Dom screamed like a little girl, "mommy!"
"What is that vile creature?" screamed Alanna as she stepped into Kel's rooms pointing at Michael Jackson, "I will defeat it!" she yelled as she pulled out her sword.
"To the moon!" screamed Braveheart who was now standing behind Alanna with his army of Trombone players, "Attack!!!" The Trombone players then started to beat Michael Jackson up.
"Oh crap!" said Neal as he noticed the fish was now dead, "I was never here!" and he started to back out of the room.
"I'll save you Michael!" screamed Raoul as he came running back into the room. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BATMAN!" Then out of nowhere, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" screamed Kel "Nobody move!" And everyone froze, "My string is gone!"
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While all this was happening, in another part of the palace King Jon and his advisors were planning a party.
"This party" he started, "should have a theme but not just any theme," he said now getting excited, "the theme should be Mustard! Doesn't that sound great?" and without waiting for an answer he ran out of the room saying, "I'll go order the mustard cake!"
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Half an hour later the 'Mustard' party was ready to be set up, unfortunately for King Jon the dinning hall was unavailable for use.
"I have an idea!" said King Jon, "lets hold the party in someone's rooms" and with that he took the mustard cake and headed to Kel's rooms. When he got there the Trombone army was now eating Michael Jackson (the cannibals!) and King Jon started to set up. Five seconds later the party was ready to go and the guests were arriving, regardless of the fact that Kel was now looking for her string under Michael Jackson. Yuki was the first person to arrive, dressed in a mustard yellow dress and with mustard in her hair she was also the prettiest.
"Another vile creature!" screamed Alanna and the Trombone army attacked Yuki.
"My string!" cried Kel as she jumped onto a Trombone player, "I found you at last!"
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The Lesson Learned: "Strings don't make good pets"
Dom and Neal were both in Kel's rooms admiring her new pet fish.
"Where did you get it?" asked Dom
"Well" started Kel, "I was walking home from the stables this morning when this fish started to follow me. I told him not to, but he just wouldn't listen"
"Wow!" said Neal, "I didn't know fish could walk!" he finished with a stunned look on his face.
"They cant Neal" Dom told his fish shocked cousin.
"Hello everyone!" announced Lord Raoul from the doorway
"Raoul! What are you wearing?" asked Dom in a puzzled way because Raoul was wearing a black cape and had his underwear on his head.
"I am now Batman," he said before running off singing the Batman theme song.
"Raoul come back!" screamed Buri as she stopped in front of the open door to catch her breath.
"Raoul's dead!" yelled back Raoul
"Fine! Come back Batman!" she said before chasing after him
Just then Kel looked at the floor and upon seeing a red string, bent down to pick it up. "Cool!" she exclaimed, "A red string!"
Neal just turned back to the fish when Michael Jackson fell from the ceiling. "Hey sexy!" he said as he turned toward Dom, "Want to go back to my room?"
"Ahhhhhhh" Dom screamed like a little girl, "mommy!"
"What is that vile creature?" screamed Alanna as she stepped into Kel's rooms pointing at Michael Jackson, "I will defeat it!" she yelled as she pulled out her sword.
"To the moon!" screamed Braveheart who was now standing behind Alanna with his army of Trombone players, "Attack!!!" The Trombone players then started to beat Michael Jackson up.
"Oh crap!" said Neal as he noticed the fish was now dead, "I was never here!" and he started to back out of the room.
"I'll save you Michael!" screamed Raoul as he came running back into the room. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BATMAN!" Then out of nowhere, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" screamed Kel "Nobody move!" And everyone froze, "My string is gone!"
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While all this was happening, in another part of the palace King Jon and his advisors were planning a party.
"This party" he started, "should have a theme but not just any theme," he said now getting excited, "the theme should be Mustard! Doesn't that sound great?" and without waiting for an answer he ran out of the room saying, "I'll go order the mustard cake!"
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Half an hour later the 'Mustard' party was ready to be set up, unfortunately for King Jon the dinning hall was unavailable for use.
"I have an idea!" said King Jon, "lets hold the party in someone's rooms" and with that he took the mustard cake and headed to Kel's rooms. When he got there the Trombone army was now eating Michael Jackson (the cannibals!) and King Jon started to set up. Five seconds later the party was ready to go and the guests were arriving, regardless of the fact that Kel was now looking for her string under Michael Jackson. Yuki was the first person to arrive, dressed in a mustard yellow dress and with mustard in her hair she was also the prettiest.
"Another vile creature!" screamed Alanna and the Trombone army attacked Yuki.
"My string!" cried Kel as she jumped onto a Trombone player, "I found you at last!"
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The Lesson Learned: "Strings don't make good pets"