Pineapples
Kel woke up one bright beautiful day to the sound of someone singing down the hallway. "Pineapples, pineapples, pineapples" someone sang as they continued down the hall.
"What?" asked Kel as she got out of bed and stepped into the hall?
"Meathead!" she yelled as she recognized who it was singing, "What in the name of Mithros are you doing?"
"Singing" said Neal (better known as Meathead) as if she should haven known all along.
"I realize that" she cried, "but why, may I ask, are you running down the halls singing about pineapples?" she asked calmly, even though she was far from it (you would be too if someone woke you up at three in the morning)
"Because" he replied, "today is the day when we all give each other pineapples" And with that he skipped away.
"WHAT?" screamed Kel after him in confusion.
She stood there for a few minutes before deciding that Meathead was just plain crazy and there wasn't anything you could do about it before she got dressed and headed down to breakfast.
Even though it was still early there was still some people in the mess, and she had expected that, but what she saw nobody would be prepared for.
"Kel" Dom called to her, she nodded her head and went over to him.
Now before I continue any farther let me explain exactly what she saw. In the mess every person was wearing yellow and looked like they had been up for some time now, but that wasn't the strangest thing, the strangest thing was that everyone had a pile of five or six pineapples in front of them and some people were even exchanging pineapples between them.
"Here" said Dom as he handed her a pineapple and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek, "Happy pineapple day!"
"Thank you" she said still looking shocked as she took the pineapple from him, "but what is going on?"
Dom never had time to answer because at that exact moment Lord Raoul came in and started throwing pineapples at people, "Happy Pineapple Day!" he screamed It was at the exact moment, as the pineapple came hurling towards her head that she came up with her new motto for life...
"When life throws you pineapples throw them back and ask for a refund"
Kel woke up one bright beautiful day to the sound of someone singing down the hallway. "Pineapples, pineapples, pineapples" someone sang as they continued down the hall.
"What?" asked Kel as she got out of bed and stepped into the hall?
"Meathead!" she yelled as she recognized who it was singing, "What in the name of Mithros are you doing?"
"Singing" said Neal (better known as Meathead) as if she should haven known all along.
"I realize that" she cried, "but why, may I ask, are you running down the halls singing about pineapples?" she asked calmly, even though she was far from it (you would be too if someone woke you up at three in the morning)
"Because" he replied, "today is the day when we all give each other pineapples" And with that he skipped away.
"WHAT?" screamed Kel after him in confusion.
She stood there for a few minutes before deciding that Meathead was just plain crazy and there wasn't anything you could do about it before she got dressed and headed down to breakfast.
Even though it was still early there was still some people in the mess, and she had expected that, but what she saw nobody would be prepared for.
"Kel" Dom called to her, she nodded her head and went over to him.
Now before I continue any farther let me explain exactly what she saw. In the mess every person was wearing yellow and looked like they had been up for some time now, but that wasn't the strangest thing, the strangest thing was that everyone had a pile of five or six pineapples in front of them and some people were even exchanging pineapples between them.
"Here" said Dom as he handed her a pineapple and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek, "Happy pineapple day!"
"Thank you" she said still looking shocked as she took the pineapple from him, "but what is going on?"
Dom never had time to answer because at that exact moment Lord Raoul came in and started throwing pineapples at people, "Happy Pineapple Day!" he screamed It was at the exact moment, as the pineapple came hurling towards her head that she came up with her new motto for life...
"When life throws you pineapples throw them back and ask for a refund"