IN THE DESERT
One day Kel and Yuki were sitting around talking about how Neal had been acting strange lately and nothing more then that.
"Why do you think he's been acting so weird?" asked Yuki, "he sleeps on the floor and I even saw him scratching his ear once!"
"Well what's weird about scratching your ear?" asked Kel as she did the said act.
"Well that's not that weird I guess," sighed Yuki, "it's just the fact that he was using his foot."
"Yes" agreed Kel, "That is kind of weird"
At that moment Neal walked into the room and straight to the bathroom. As he walked Kel and Yuki noticed that he had his tongue hanging out and the only greeting he managed was a lick on Yuki's arm.
"See what I mean!" cried Yuki, "This is now normal for him!"
"I wonder why he's doing this?" asked Kel, "You don't think stress has got to him do you?"
"I don't know!" replied Yuki, "but anything's possible"
Just than a weird noise was heard from the bathroom that Kel recognized as the sound Jump makes when drinking from the toilette. Going to investigate Kel and Yuki were given the sight of Neal on the floor with his head in the toilette and drinking up the water inside.
"YES!" cried Yuki, "this is just KIND OF weird!"
That night Kel and Yuki decided to take Neal to a healer to discover just what was wrong. When they walked in the healer greeted them nicely and asked what was wrong.
"Well," started Yuki "it's my husband Neal"
"Well please bring him in." stated the healer.
Looking around Kel and Yuki noticed that Neal wasn't there, so going into the hall Kel came back with a Neal, now on all fours, behind her. "Oh my!" said the healer as he examined Neal, "I'm afraid I don't know what to do"
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Just then, some where in the desert, Bob, my split personality, was talking with some Bazhir Tribes men.
"More cheese?" one of them asked while holding a platter of cheese out to Bob.
"No thanks" replied Bob, surprisingly nice, "You know how it is with people to see, places to destroy" and with that he disappeared in a puff of orange smoke.
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Running out of options, Kel and Yuki decided to take their strange friend to Daine, the wildmage.
"Yes" said Daine as she studied Neal, "I've seen this many times"
"Well, what is it!" Yuki all but screamed.
"It seems our friend Neal here," Daine started, "has caought the puppy flu." When Kelo and Yuki gave her weird looks she continued, "haven't you two noticed how he's been acting lately?" not waiting for an answer she said, "the only way to get the puppy flu is if you drink water from the toilette, but don't worry Neal should be back to normal soon enough." And with that she left.
"Ok?" said Kel, "I'm never going to understand her am I?"
"No, I don't believe you will!" answered Yuki while looking at the door Daine just left through, "none of us will."
Looking into Daine's rooms through a crack in the door Dom thought to himself, you know he thought maybe I shouldn't have put the toilette water in meatheads water flask.
The moral: "never drink out of the toilette, because you never know who used it last"
One day Kel and Yuki were sitting around talking about how Neal had been acting strange lately and nothing more then that.
"Why do you think he's been acting so weird?" asked Yuki, "he sleeps on the floor and I even saw him scratching his ear once!"
"Well what's weird about scratching your ear?" asked Kel as she did the said act.
"Well that's not that weird I guess," sighed Yuki, "it's just the fact that he was using his foot."
"Yes" agreed Kel, "That is kind of weird"
At that moment Neal walked into the room and straight to the bathroom. As he walked Kel and Yuki noticed that he had his tongue hanging out and the only greeting he managed was a lick on Yuki's arm.
"See what I mean!" cried Yuki, "This is now normal for him!"
"I wonder why he's doing this?" asked Kel, "You don't think stress has got to him do you?"
"I don't know!" replied Yuki, "but anything's possible"
Just than a weird noise was heard from the bathroom that Kel recognized as the sound Jump makes when drinking from the toilette. Going to investigate Kel and Yuki were given the sight of Neal on the floor with his head in the toilette and drinking up the water inside.
"YES!" cried Yuki, "this is just KIND OF weird!"
That night Kel and Yuki decided to take Neal to a healer to discover just what was wrong. When they walked in the healer greeted them nicely and asked what was wrong.
"Well," started Yuki "it's my husband Neal"
"Well please bring him in." stated the healer.
Looking around Kel and Yuki noticed that Neal wasn't there, so going into the hall Kel came back with a Neal, now on all fours, behind her. "Oh my!" said the healer as he examined Neal, "I'm afraid I don't know what to do"
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Just then, some where in the desert, Bob, my split personality, was talking with some Bazhir Tribes men.
"More cheese?" one of them asked while holding a platter of cheese out to Bob.
"No thanks" replied Bob, surprisingly nice, "You know how it is with people to see, places to destroy" and with that he disappeared in a puff of orange smoke.
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Running out of options, Kel and Yuki decided to take their strange friend to Daine, the wildmage.
"Yes" said Daine as she studied Neal, "I've seen this many times"
"Well, what is it!" Yuki all but screamed.
"It seems our friend Neal here," Daine started, "has caought the puppy flu." When Kelo and Yuki gave her weird looks she continued, "haven't you two noticed how he's been acting lately?" not waiting for an answer she said, "the only way to get the puppy flu is if you drink water from the toilette, but don't worry Neal should be back to normal soon enough." And with that she left.
"Ok?" said Kel, "I'm never going to understand her am I?"
"No, I don't believe you will!" answered Yuki while looking at the door Daine just left through, "none of us will."
Looking into Daine's rooms through a crack in the door Dom thought to himself, you know he thought maybe I shouldn't have put the toilette water in meatheads water flask.
The moral: "never drink out of the toilette, because you never know who used it last"