Attack of the Random People

It was a beautiful midwinter day and due to snow everyone had been forced inside.

"So are you going?" asked Dom

"Going where?" said Kel as the two friends sat around the fire in Kel's rooms.

"You've Just Won A Million Dollars!" shouted Dom

"I did? Wow!" asked Kel excitedly

"No! You didn't, I was just having an out of movie experience." Said Dom as he stood up and headed for the door.

"Oh!" said Kel, "I get those all the time!"

"Never Give Up, Never Surrender!" shouted Raoul as he ran past the now open door wearing a kilt.

"Well I guess I'll see you later." Said Dom as he started to go out the door, "Maybe around eight, and wear something nice, like maybe a dress, and.." But he never had a chance to finish because Kel had closed the door in his face.

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Later that night Kel, Dom, Neal, Yuki, Owen, Raoul, and Buri were standing around the ballroom talking when Bob Saget walked into the room.

"Bob You're My Hero!" shouted Neal before he hit the floor in a dead faint.

"Idiot" said Yuki under her breath, "I can't believe I married him"

"Hey" said Bob Saget as he walked over to where everyone was standing.

"Oh no!" cried Buri as she noticed Raoul was gone, "Where is that moron now!" and with that she left the room in a search for Raoul.

"Bob?" asked Owen calmly, "Will you marry me?"

"Sure!" said Bob Saget, "I love you!"

"Want to go make out?" asked Dom as he turned toward Kel

"Sure!" she replied and the two disappeared under the table.

Just then stripping music was heard and Owen jumped on top of a chair and started to strip for Bob Saget.

"Take It Off!!!" yelled some completely random person in the crowd forming around Owen.

"Do You Have Change For A Twenty?" shouted another completely random person.

That's when Neal woke up. "My Eyes!!!" he screamed "It Burns!!!" and he yet again hit the floor in a dead faint.

"I'll save you Mary Joe!!!" yelled Raoul as he came running back into the room wearing a pair of red underwear not only on his head but also a pair over his clothes.

"He's now Spiderman" said Buri as she also walked in.

"I Got It!" screamed yet another completely random person as they caught the shirt Owen had flung off.

"I'll Help!" cried Raoul as he jumped onto a chair next to Owen and also started to strip. "I'm too Sexy!" he shouted

"Hey" said Alanna as she walked into the room, "If I had known the party would be this much fun I would have come sooner!" and with that she took out a dollar bill and started cheering with the crowd. "Jon why don't you go up there!" she shouted

"Ok!" replied Jon and he also got on a chair.

"Nooo!!!" screamed the crowd, "Our Eyes! It Burns!" and they all ran out of the room covering their faces.

That's when a loud ear-piercing scream came from over where Neal lay on the floor "How Could You Have Killed My Fish!" shouted Kel who was standing over him, "Mr. Bubbles Come Back!" and she left the room.

"Mary Joe" yelled Raoul as he left the room to make sure Kel was ok followed closely by Dom.

"So who's up for a game of strip poker in my room!" asked Alanna as everyone raised their hands.

The Moral for the Day: "Strip Poker is Fun"

~ ~ Hey people! Ok! Just so you peoples know the pink Llama from Chapter four happens to be Michael Jackson in disguise. I know I really didn't say that in the last chapter but yeah! So yeah! Please review my new chapter!!! Ok! ttfn