WHO?

Life was good for Keladry of Mindelan that is until it hit her, that she was drunk.

'Oh well' she thought 'just as long as I don't do anything embarrassing I'm fine' (wow! she sounds so normal for a drunken person!) but little did she know that in another part of the palace Neal was showing his Uncle Mickey Mouse and his Aunt Minnie Mouse (both of whom are owned by Disney and in this story surprisingly Dom's parents) around.

'I wonder if Alanna and the others are still playing strip poker' Kel thought

"Hi" said Daine as she walked past Kel, "beautiful day, isn't it?"

"Yeah" replied Kel, "but if you don't mind my asking, what are you doing?"

"What?" asked Daine, "Oh" she said as she realized Kel meant the mouse ears she was wearing on her head and the autograph book she held, "I plan on getting Mickey and Minnie's autograph!" she said cheerfully (maybe too cheerfully!? *author ponders her cheerfulness * or not!)

"Ok?" said Kel to Daine's retreating back

"It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small, small, world," someone sang

"Who?" said Kel as she looked around for the mysterious singer

"Yes, I like beans!" said the voice before disappearing completely

"Cheese?"

"Kel!!!" yelled Dom as he ran up to her, "you need to hide me!"

"Why?" questioned Kel

"Because" said Dom before leaning down and whispering in Kel's ear, "the moon people are after me"

"Really!" asked Kel excitedly

"No" said Dom

"Damn it Dom, why do you do that to me?"

"Because it's fun" he replied, "There Here!" he exclaimed as he ran off to hide

"Who?"

"Kel!!!" yelled Neal

"Shit!" said Kel, "That's the second time in three seconds!"

"Hey Kel" said Neal, completely ignoring her (sounds like some of the friends I have) "Have you met Dom's parents yet?"

"Who?"

"Dom's parents said Neal while rolling his eyes

"NO!" cried Kel getting annoyed (for no real reason, just because I felt like it)

"Well then here" said Neal as he pulled two funny looking people toward her, "this is Dom's mom, Minnie Mouse, and his dad, Mickey Mouse"

"Uh?" said Kel as she shook Dom's "parent's" hands, "Well" said Kel who was now wearing a beautiful gown, "I have a ball to attend" and with that she snapped her fan open and walked away

"Lovely girl" remarked Minnie Mouse

"Lovely girl" mimicked the mysterious singing voice

Just then Merric was walking out of his rooms wearing his purple dress and singing show tunes when a bee flew up to him and stung him on the arm making him cry and run back in like a little girl. (Yeah! He must have really brained his damage now!)

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Advice For Life: "Uh...can you repeat the question?"

Thanks to all who review my pathetic and sad story. I know this chapter isn't that good, but I needed something to occupy my spare time (Wow! Did I just say that? Spare time? Me?) So yeah, I have the whole lay out for the next chapter but with the four-day weekend I probably wont have it written for a while, seeing as I write my stories in the middle of school. So thank you all * throws random junk lying on my floor at people * Merry Christmas!