Ok! Here's the thing, if anyone wonders why Yuki seems out of character,
well I guess their all kind of out of character, but if Yuki seems to be
really angry I would like to apologize now, so yeah, thanks for reading
this, the few of you who did
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The Wedding
Kel was looking in the mirror in disgust, it was Owen's wedding and she was a bride's maid. "Gross" said Yuki as she also looked in the mirror, "who picked these outfits?"
"Woof" said Jump, Kel's dog
"I just said that" Yuki yelled, "That's it!" she screamed, "I'm going to find the skitzo maniac who made this dress and kill them" and she left the room to find the "skitzo maniac" (sorry about all her anger, but she keeps it usually hidden so well)
"Woof?" asked Jump
"I don't know," replied Kel
Just then Alanna came in followed closely by an Armadillo wearing a white dress, "Meet Owen's bride to be, Ally the Armadillo"
"Hi" said Kel
"Armadillo noise" said Ally
"Hey" said Neal as he walked in "who's the hot chick in the wedding gown?"
"You better be talking about your wife," said Alanna "Even though she's not here"
"Uh, yeah" said Neal
"Woof woof sexy thing woof" cried Jump "woof I want your body woof"
"Yes I know my butt looks good," said Dom as he walked in the room
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed some random person in the hallway
"Never fear I'm here!" shouted Alanna before running out of the room
"I better make sure she doesn't hurt anyone," said Kel "Can you two watch Ally?"
"Sure" said Dom and Neal together
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While all this was happening in a dark hallway, in a part of the palace know one goes to Yuki was looking for her "skitzo" "Come out you ugly, smelly person who made this disgusting, hideous, piece of trash" she screamed to the darkness
"Why?" said a voice from behind her "we think the dress is pretty, don't we Joe"
"Yes," agreed a second voice, the one called Joe
"Come out and fight like a man," said Yuki as the two figures walked into the light revealing two purple monkey vampire cousins
"Adam and I want to kill you now" said Joe as he and his cousin Adam advanced toward Yuki
"Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple" sang Neal as he walked by the war that was now going on between his wife and the vampire cousins
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"Insert really bad word here" said Dom when he and his cousin Neal found they couldn't wake Ally the Armadillo
"We killed Owen's Bride!" cried Neal "Omlette du frumage! What will we do now?"
"There's only one thing we can do," said Dom dramatically, "We must (pause) replace her!"
"What a good idea!" said Neal excited that they wouldn't get caught "I'll be right back" and he left the room.
Two hours later he came back in holding Sree the turtle under his arm "Not Sree!!!" shouted Dom when he saw Neal come back in "That's my pet turtle!"
"Not anymore" said Neal "now he's Owen's wife"
"Hey guys!" said Roald as he and his wife Shinko walked into the room "Is Ally ready?"
"Yeah!" shouted Dom and Neal together a little suspiciously
They then took Sree and headed toward the wedding hall. Five minutes later Aaron Carter walked into the room
"You!" he said to the now dead Ally the Armadillo "there's not enough room in Owen's heart for the two of us. So (pause) I'll fight you for him!" with that he took out a smelly fish and started to beat up Ally the now dead Armadillo
"Fine" said Aaron Carter as he pulled away "we'll finish this (pause) strip contest style" so Aaron Carter turned on stripping music and got on a chair
"Oh my gods!" screamed Shinko as she walked into the room "If I had known you were this hot I would have married you instead"
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"Strike. Strike, Strike!" yelled the trombone army out in the hall
"What do we want!" cried Braveheart
"More Turkey!" replied the army
"I like turkey" said Merric as he walked into he hall "makes sandwich yummy in my tummy"
"Who do we want to kill!" shouted Braveheart
"Michael Jackson!"
"No!" said Braveheart, "we want to kill Ham"
"Woof Raoul's gay woof" said Jump
"What is that?" asked Merric "Timmy fell in the well!" and with that he went to save Timmy who apparently fell in the well
"Woof" said Jump (dog for idiot)
"My spider senses are Tingling," said Raoul as he ran by wearing an outfit like Xena Warrior Princess "To the Batmobile!"
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My advice: "I didn't know dog's could talk!"
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~ And now to thank all those who reviewed! Thank you all! *Throws dead flowers at everyone including innocent bystanders * Why is it that the bystanders get all the fun! Death to the bystanders! *Forms angry mob that includes self and self's split personality, Bob who's looking at me like I'm about to blow up * Ok see you next week on, My Life Is Ruled Cheese!! Oh and FlamingKnight my friends call it smoking water, we even wrote a story about it once. PurpleMonkey13, he was actually singing that song! Yeah I based that part on this guy at my school that we make fun of and say he's gay. He's not but he acts just like it so it's real funny.
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The Wedding
Kel was looking in the mirror in disgust, it was Owen's wedding and she was a bride's maid. "Gross" said Yuki as she also looked in the mirror, "who picked these outfits?"
"Woof" said Jump, Kel's dog
"I just said that" Yuki yelled, "That's it!" she screamed, "I'm going to find the skitzo maniac who made this dress and kill them" and she left the room to find the "skitzo maniac" (sorry about all her anger, but she keeps it usually hidden so well)
"Woof?" asked Jump
"I don't know," replied Kel
Just then Alanna came in followed closely by an Armadillo wearing a white dress, "Meet Owen's bride to be, Ally the Armadillo"
"Hi" said Kel
"Armadillo noise" said Ally
"Hey" said Neal as he walked in "who's the hot chick in the wedding gown?"
"You better be talking about your wife," said Alanna "Even though she's not here"
"Uh, yeah" said Neal
"Woof woof sexy thing woof" cried Jump "woof I want your body woof"
"Yes I know my butt looks good," said Dom as he walked in the room
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed some random person in the hallway
"Never fear I'm here!" shouted Alanna before running out of the room
"I better make sure she doesn't hurt anyone," said Kel "Can you two watch Ally?"
"Sure" said Dom and Neal together
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While all this was happening in a dark hallway, in a part of the palace know one goes to Yuki was looking for her "skitzo" "Come out you ugly, smelly person who made this disgusting, hideous, piece of trash" she screamed to the darkness
"Why?" said a voice from behind her "we think the dress is pretty, don't we Joe"
"Yes," agreed a second voice, the one called Joe
"Come out and fight like a man," said Yuki as the two figures walked into the light revealing two purple monkey vampire cousins
"Adam and I want to kill you now" said Joe as he and his cousin Adam advanced toward Yuki
"Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple" sang Neal as he walked by the war that was now going on between his wife and the vampire cousins
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"Insert really bad word here" said Dom when he and his cousin Neal found they couldn't wake Ally the Armadillo
"We killed Owen's Bride!" cried Neal "Omlette du frumage! What will we do now?"
"There's only one thing we can do," said Dom dramatically, "We must (pause) replace her!"
"What a good idea!" said Neal excited that they wouldn't get caught "I'll be right back" and he left the room.
Two hours later he came back in holding Sree the turtle under his arm "Not Sree!!!" shouted Dom when he saw Neal come back in "That's my pet turtle!"
"Not anymore" said Neal "now he's Owen's wife"
"Hey guys!" said Roald as he and his wife Shinko walked into the room "Is Ally ready?"
"Yeah!" shouted Dom and Neal together a little suspiciously
They then took Sree and headed toward the wedding hall. Five minutes later Aaron Carter walked into the room
"You!" he said to the now dead Ally the Armadillo "there's not enough room in Owen's heart for the two of us. So (pause) I'll fight you for him!" with that he took out a smelly fish and started to beat up Ally the now dead Armadillo
"Fine" said Aaron Carter as he pulled away "we'll finish this (pause) strip contest style" so Aaron Carter turned on stripping music and got on a chair
"Oh my gods!" screamed Shinko as she walked into the room "If I had known you were this hot I would have married you instead"
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"Strike. Strike, Strike!" yelled the trombone army out in the hall
"What do we want!" cried Braveheart
"More Turkey!" replied the army
"I like turkey" said Merric as he walked into he hall "makes sandwich yummy in my tummy"
"Who do we want to kill!" shouted Braveheart
"Michael Jackson!"
"No!" said Braveheart, "we want to kill Ham"
"Woof Raoul's gay woof" said Jump
"What is that?" asked Merric "Timmy fell in the well!" and with that he went to save Timmy who apparently fell in the well
"Woof" said Jump (dog for idiot)
"My spider senses are Tingling," said Raoul as he ran by wearing an outfit like Xena Warrior Princess "To the Batmobile!"
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My advice: "I didn't know dog's could talk!"
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~ And now to thank all those who reviewed! Thank you all! *Throws dead flowers at everyone including innocent bystanders * Why is it that the bystanders get all the fun! Death to the bystanders! *Forms angry mob that includes self and self's split personality, Bob who's looking at me like I'm about to blow up * Ok see you next week on, My Life Is Ruled Cheese!! Oh and FlamingKnight my friends call it smoking water, we even wrote a story about it once. PurpleMonkey13, he was actually singing that song! Yeah I based that part on this guy at my school that we make fun of and say he's gay. He's not but he acts just like it so it's real funny.