The Soap Opera
Welcome to yet another episode of, Days Of Our Messed Up Lives. * Pictures of King Jonathon poisoning his numerous wives is shown while the announcer continues * Last time when we had left our characters, Shinko had entered an elevator, King Jonathon had found the razor and was now looking for his lover, some random elephant. Prince Roald had just finished making his plans with Cleon to take over the world, Yuki had just entered surgery and Kel had just fallen down the stairs. Meanwhile, Alanna was cheating on her ex-husband, King Jonathon with Frank her pool boy. And Owen is on his honeymoon with his new wife Bob Saget. And we can never forget Neal and Mr. Bubbles who just found out their half brothers.
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"Pretty" said Shinko as she looked at the buttons on the elevator, "I wonder what all these do?" and started to push all the red buttons
"NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooo!!!!" screamed all the passengers as the lights went out and the elevator plummeted into darkness.
"Bing!" went the elevator when the doors opened
"Have a nice day!" said Shinko to all the people as they rushed to get off first
Two floors later people were starting to get on again. "Hi!" said Shinko as she greeted the people coming on, "My name is Bob, but you can call me admiral"
"Hi admiral" said Yuki as she got on the elevator, "I'm getting a brain transplant today"
"Good" said Shinko "you need a new brain. I mean come on, you did marry your cousin!"
"At least I didn't marry my brother," whispered Yuki
"What was that?" asked Shinko
"Nothing"
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In an evil underground evil world taking over room.
"Now" started Prince Roald, "We will start taking over the world by first stealing all the domes in the palace"
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Cleon, "They will never know what hit them"
"Father!" called Daine, Cleon's daughter "my fat sumo wrestling boyfriend says he wants to help take over the world"
"Tell him to jump off a bridge" said Cleon, "Now leave your father alone to take over the world with Uncle Prince Roald"
"Ok!" said Daine as she left the room
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Back in the hospital Yuki had just gone into surgery and was trusting her life in the hands of her brother in laws, sons, daughter in laws, ex- husbands, child, The Doctor.
"Saw" said The Doctor to the nurse as she cut open Yuki's head "Cheese" she said as the nurse handed her the said object, "Armadillo"
"Doctor?" asked the nurse, "What's the armadillo for?"
"We need to get this woman a new brain from somewhere!!" screamed The Doctor
Just then, when The Doctor was half way done, The Doctor fainted and went into a coma, leaving Yuki with half a brain, amnesia, and also in a coma
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"Brother!" cried Neal as he ran toward Mr. Bubbles and hugged him "I'm sorry I killed you!"
"I forgive you," said Mr. Bubbles as he also hugged Neal "I came back to life so it doesn't matter!"
"You know Dom helped," said Neal, "He helped me kill you"
"I still don't know how it was possible for King Jonathon, our father, to get pregnant" said Mr. Bubbles, not really listening to what Neal was saying. "Wait!" he exclaimed, "Dom helped kill me!!!"
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Back in the elevator Shinko was looking in her purse, "Got enough air in there?" she asked, "Good!" and with that closed her purse and looked around. She then noticed Owen standing next to her and she started to stare. When he finally looked at her she screamed "You're one of them!!!" and moved to the far corner of the elevator, sat down, and started muttering to herself.
When the door opened she ran to keep it that way and took a penny out of her pocket and dropped it down the shaft "Quiet!" she yelled, "This door is to remain open until I hear the penny go "clink" at the bottom"
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Just then in the evil underground evil world taking over room, Prince Roald accidentally detonated a missile causing not only himself to go into a coma, but also Cleon, Daine, Neal, Mr. Bubbles, Jump, and Alanna's pool boy, Frank
"Talk about ironic," said Alanna as she Kicked Frank, "we weren't even close to that missile and he's still in a coma"
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Tune in next time to, Days Of Our Messed Up Lives! See if King Jonathon will ever find some random elephant, and will Shinko ever leave the elevator? Can Alanna manage to get all the coma victims to the hospital in time? Why Jump! Will Owen and Bob Saget ever get home? What happened to Kel? And the question on everyone's minds, do Prince Roald and Cleon ever manage to take over the world!
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So thanks again to all who reviewed and I ask all who haven't yet to do so now. Come on folks it only takes two seconds to type up "I hate this" or better yet "I love this" so what are you waiting for? Two seconds!
Welcome to yet another episode of, Days Of Our Messed Up Lives. * Pictures of King Jonathon poisoning his numerous wives is shown while the announcer continues * Last time when we had left our characters, Shinko had entered an elevator, King Jonathon had found the razor and was now looking for his lover, some random elephant. Prince Roald had just finished making his plans with Cleon to take over the world, Yuki had just entered surgery and Kel had just fallen down the stairs. Meanwhile, Alanna was cheating on her ex-husband, King Jonathon with Frank her pool boy. And Owen is on his honeymoon with his new wife Bob Saget. And we can never forget Neal and Mr. Bubbles who just found out their half brothers.
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"Pretty" said Shinko as she looked at the buttons on the elevator, "I wonder what all these do?" and started to push all the red buttons
"NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooo!!!!" screamed all the passengers as the lights went out and the elevator plummeted into darkness.
"Bing!" went the elevator when the doors opened
"Have a nice day!" said Shinko to all the people as they rushed to get off first
Two floors later people were starting to get on again. "Hi!" said Shinko as she greeted the people coming on, "My name is Bob, but you can call me admiral"
"Hi admiral" said Yuki as she got on the elevator, "I'm getting a brain transplant today"
"Good" said Shinko "you need a new brain. I mean come on, you did marry your cousin!"
"At least I didn't marry my brother," whispered Yuki
"What was that?" asked Shinko
"Nothing"
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In an evil underground evil world taking over room.
"Now" started Prince Roald, "We will start taking over the world by first stealing all the domes in the palace"
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Cleon, "They will never know what hit them"
"Father!" called Daine, Cleon's daughter "my fat sumo wrestling boyfriend says he wants to help take over the world"
"Tell him to jump off a bridge" said Cleon, "Now leave your father alone to take over the world with Uncle Prince Roald"
"Ok!" said Daine as she left the room
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Back in the hospital Yuki had just gone into surgery and was trusting her life in the hands of her brother in laws, sons, daughter in laws, ex- husbands, child, The Doctor.
"Saw" said The Doctor to the nurse as she cut open Yuki's head "Cheese" she said as the nurse handed her the said object, "Armadillo"
"Doctor?" asked the nurse, "What's the armadillo for?"
"We need to get this woman a new brain from somewhere!!" screamed The Doctor
Just then, when The Doctor was half way done, The Doctor fainted and went into a coma, leaving Yuki with half a brain, amnesia, and also in a coma
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"Brother!" cried Neal as he ran toward Mr. Bubbles and hugged him "I'm sorry I killed you!"
"I forgive you," said Mr. Bubbles as he also hugged Neal "I came back to life so it doesn't matter!"
"You know Dom helped," said Neal, "He helped me kill you"
"I still don't know how it was possible for King Jonathon, our father, to get pregnant" said Mr. Bubbles, not really listening to what Neal was saying. "Wait!" he exclaimed, "Dom helped kill me!!!"
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Back in the elevator Shinko was looking in her purse, "Got enough air in there?" she asked, "Good!" and with that closed her purse and looked around. She then noticed Owen standing next to her and she started to stare. When he finally looked at her she screamed "You're one of them!!!" and moved to the far corner of the elevator, sat down, and started muttering to herself.
When the door opened she ran to keep it that way and took a penny out of her pocket and dropped it down the shaft "Quiet!" she yelled, "This door is to remain open until I hear the penny go "clink" at the bottom"
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Just then in the evil underground evil world taking over room, Prince Roald accidentally detonated a missile causing not only himself to go into a coma, but also Cleon, Daine, Neal, Mr. Bubbles, Jump, and Alanna's pool boy, Frank
"Talk about ironic," said Alanna as she Kicked Frank, "we weren't even close to that missile and he's still in a coma"
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Tune in next time to, Days Of Our Messed Up Lives! See if King Jonathon will ever find some random elephant, and will Shinko ever leave the elevator? Can Alanna manage to get all the coma victims to the hospital in time? Why Jump! Will Owen and Bob Saget ever get home? What happened to Kel? And the question on everyone's minds, do Prince Roald and Cleon ever manage to take over the world!
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So thanks again to all who reviewed and I ask all who haven't yet to do so now. Come on folks it only takes two seconds to type up "I hate this" or better yet "I love this" so what are you waiting for? Two seconds!