The Legend Of Zelda: Idiots Of Hyrule

Chapter 2: Saria-Is it brown because of the dirt or is it brown because of..?

Well how was da first one? I thought it was good. But hey im da writer so who cares what I think, right? Anyway here is another chapter to be read in a nano second, let the lama drying begin!!

Impa-What the hell is wrong with you?-

Saria-Nothing, I just wanted a good closing statement for the last chapter, that way it could optimize the reader to read again-

Impa-0.o??

Link-Wow, what a moment-

Just at that second, something does happen, but it went too fast so I wont tell you what happened. Why am I so cruel, because I can be!

Just then Nabooru walks in

Nabooru-Hey have you seen Mikau, hey Impa your hair, aww what the hell, I need some money-

Impa-What the hell is up with all these demands?-

Nabooru-Now woman!-

Impa-.

Saria-Put a smile on

Impa-^_^

Saria-Dumbass, it was just a song!-

Link-Lemme guess from da future?-

Nabooru-No, from MAC Donalds, witch reminds me.(no it is a made up place in my mind, hee hee, I think ill have some fries.hehe..)

Impa-Don't you mean "which"?-

Nabooru-Same difference-

Saria and Link become confused because of their very, very, very, VERY tiny brains

Saria and Link-"Same difference"?-

Rauru pops up out of nowhere

Rauru-Abc, its easy as one two three, and we have your other favorites as well, such as: I Feel good duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, and for those gentle ones: You are so beautiful, to me..

Impa and the rest of them-o.0???? What the hell are you doing?-

Zelda jumps out of impa's pot, which had water in it, she too was trying to see if it would boil

Zelda-Well that was nice, but does anyone know how the sugar got brown?-

Every one except Zelda-anime fall-

Saria-I think it's because of when Link had to go to the bath room, and he couldn't wait.-

Link-SARIA!! I TRUSTED YOU! I DIDN'T WANT TO FINISH THAT MR. GOOD BAR!! -(Copy right, the good bar company)

Saria-Is it brown because of the dirt, or because of the..-

Zelda-Maybe because of the brown ink they inject it with during the production process-

Impa-Its not even brown!!! DAMMIT!! FUCKERS!! ITS NOT BROWN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!-

Impa becomes all sweaty like, and throws fire balls at everyone

Darunia-I thought I was the sage of fire-

Everyone-SHUT UP, NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU.UH.SUCK!!-

Just then Impa explodes, leaving her entrails all over the place, it was really quite sickening

Everyone-::throw up::

Link-Wait a minute, theres a tag right next to Impa's bloody shoe-

Zelda-Maybe that tag with the words "Made in japan" will lead us to a clue of where Impa got a replica of herself-

Everyone-::anime fall::

Zelda-It was just a thought-

Everyone-::anime fall::

Zelda-It was-

Everyone-::anime fall::

Zelda-Will you stop doing that?-

Everyone-::regular fall::

Zelda-Stop it!-

Everyone-::regular fall::

Zelda ends up making a orb of destruction and blows up the place

Zelda-ooh.look at all the brunt-to-a-crisp-bodys

Everyone-::regular fall::

Zelda-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just then, at that point of time, in that second, of that hour, of that day, of that week, of that month, of that year, of that century

Random people-Get on with it!!-

Zelda flew out of the room, cussing very badly.

Everyone-whoo hoo!! The bitch left!!!

End of chapter-------------

Well it wasn't as good, so uh.ill try harder on da next chapter

Chapter 3: What the hell was wrong with you, when you did that?!

~Tomby