SugarWords:Hay all. This is my first Fan Fic; I hope everyone enjoys it.

Terra: Are you going to be on of those authors who bash me because you know I can bash back?

SugarWords: Shut up Terra I'll do what I want.

Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans, but my friend and I have some dirt. It seems that a certain . . . (Guys in black suits come in and drag SugarWords out of her office.) Hey let me go! (To readers) I need to take care of this; enjoy the story.

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"Two Kings." Raven laid two cards to the growing pile on the table.

"Bull Shit," Beast Boy cried. Raven turned the two cards over. "Damn it Raven! You have the best poker face I have ever seen." Beast Boy added the large stack of cards to his hand.

"One Ace," Robin said

"Bull Shit" Raven yawned; the game was getting boring for her.

"How . . . ? What . . . ?" Robin sputtered while Raven continued to stare emotionlessly at her hands, which held the fewest cards of the six titans.

"Dawg, I'm beginning to think there is more to Dark Girl's game than she really lets on." Cyborg laughed. The titans were spending a scorching hot summer afternoon in the comfort of the air conditioned living room chewing on Chex Mix, drinking cold Soda, and playing . .
"BULL SHIT! bull shit," Cyborg yelled.

"Dude! I am so totally not BSING you!" Beast Boy tried to lie, but he grudgingly took the cards back and added the other ones to his pile.

"Why do we continue to yell about Bull Manure?"

"Well . . . um . . . Star . . . "Robin was interrupted when a video feed came through the computer. The Titans stood as Batman came onto the screen.

"Good morning Titans. I am sorry to interrupt your game, but the Justice League needs your help."

"No problem." Robin turned into his leader's mode. "What do you need?"

"Slade is up to something in a small town called Worms, in Nebraska. We don't know what it is, but several scientists and a priest, surprisingly, have been kidnaped from Gotham. Normally we would go after him ourselves, but Slade is your enemy and you know him better than we do."

"Okay . . . So what do we do?" Raven asked slightly confused.

"We need you to go undercover to Worms and try to find Slade and the kidnaped scientists and the priest, and get them back."

"Hay man! What about Jump City?" Terra jumped into the conversation.

"The Justice League will take care of it."

"When do we depart?"

"And what or who are we going to be?"Raven was curious about what the people in a small, country town would be like.

"You leave tomorrow, and I am sending the rest of the information to you. Have a good trip." The screen flickered off leaving the bewildered Titans in confusion. They were brought out of their thought patterns by the sound of the fax machine receiving a document. Cyborg went over and retrieved the papers. There was one for each of the titans. It explained the person they would be undercover in full detail and even contained a packing list of things they would need.

"So I'm Farmer Joe, a big burly fellow who keeps his hands covered in large garden gloves, isn't the smartest man around, hangs around the bar in a drunken stupor at night, and I have a girlfriend named Mary Lu. Which one of you is Mary Lu?" Cyborg said with a grunt."Because it says, we have to live together."

"I am." Raven stated her cheeks showing a faint blush. 'Great just what I need. My emotions are going to go haywire. I can't let Cyborg find out my secret.' "Like Cyborg said, I am Mary Lu. A 14-year-old farm girl who is madly in love with Farmer Jo over there." Her cheeks were flaming now. "My best friend is supposed to be Sarah Jane."

"Over here." Terra waved

'Great! More good news.'

"I am a cute school teacher, married to Jack Smith, and I make a mean potato salad, but . . . I have a wart on my chin." Terra wrinkled her nose and started to mutter complaints as she read the last part.

"I'm Jack Smith." Beast Boy sputtered. "I own a candy store." His cheeks went from green to red as he thought about being married to Terra. He was loving the idea.

"I am Greg Johnson, the new town deputy. I am a ladies' man, who doesn't take my job seriously." Robin sighed. "Our cover is sure to be blown. These people are nothing like us. Star you are the last one left. What did you get stuck as?"

"I am a single girl who lives alone and tends to her garden. I am social and I love to spend time with the women's circle catching up on gossip."

"Man! I can't wait to see this town. I still can't believe they changed our personalities so much, and we won't be living together. Except for Terra and grass stain over there, and me and . . . gulp . . . Raven."

"It is so it will be harder for Slade to find us. The papers also say we have to alter our appearance. Like Robin has to take off his mask, Cyborg has to wear special clothes, Beast Boy has to be dyed, Starfire has to draw in eye brows, and Terra has to wear a hairy wart." Raven sat on the couch; she looked over the paper.

"What about you . . . honey?" Cyborg teased coming up behind her and poking her in the soft spot between her hips and the ribs. She jerked away from him and picked him off the ground with her powers.

"If you really want to know, love, I got to wear a blonde wig and dress like a slut when I go to town." Raven smirked and turned to go to her room.

"Rae are you going to put me . . . ?" Raven released Cyborg from her power's grip and he landed with a loud clank.

"That will defiantly be one happy couple" Terra said as she wrapped her arms around Beast Boy. "We all have shopping to do, and you need to buy me a ring." She laughed; 'Slade this is genius. They will never expect what is coming.'

SugarWords: Whew I got it done. Writing a Fan Fic is harder than I thought it would be. Please review, I need the support.

Raven: You made me the town slut.

Cyborg: Hay you get to be mine.

Raven: Yeah I am the girlfriend to a guy who lives in a bar.

Cyborg: (Tickles Raven) come on you know you don't mind

SugarWords: I think I'll leave those two alone. Remember REVIEW!