Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with "Pirates of the
Caribbean". Sadly, I do not own Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. I do not own
any thing (Legolas) in Lord of the Rings, either. The only person I do own
is Natalie (myself)
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Jessica watched the Care Bears while everyone else got together and started to put padding on the walls. Natalie had found Jessica's stash of rat skins, so she gave them to the guys and they nailed them to the walls. Luckily, there was a Care Bear marathon on T.V., so they had plenty of time. Plus, they had sent a guard to make sure that Jessica did not walk in as they decorated her room.
Seven hours later...
Jessica finally finished watching her Care Bears marathon. She got up and stalked along the deck, searching for rats. She had Jack's sword in her hand, ready to slay rats.
"Here ratties! Come to Auntie Jessica!"
"By crikey! Don't you ever do anything normal?" the parrot yelled at her.
Jessica stopped calling to the rats and seemed to be glaring daggers at the parrot. She then looked at the sword in her hand and then smiled nastily.
"Here birdy! Come to Auntie Jessie!" She took the sword and started to swing it above her head
The parrot squacked loudly and then took off. He went under the deck to find his master.
"Dang it! I woulda liked to have some of those nice feathers for my costumes!" Jessica muttered under her breath. She shrugged her shoulders and said, "Oh well!"
She continued her hunt for rats, while Natalie and Will finished padding the room. The other crew members were having dinner that Jack had cooked.
"Arr...this stew be tasting like dirt!" Gibbs said.
"Don't let Cap'n Jack hear that! He'll make ya walk the plank!" said another pirate.
Natalie and Will walked into the room and asked them what was for dinner.
"Stew," replied Gibbs. He lowered his voice and then said, "Don't eat it...it tastes like dirt!"
"Like dirt?!" Will asked.
"That's disgusting!" Natalie said.
"Here, have a bite!" Gibbs said. He gave them each a spoon. They looked at each other as if saying, "I hope it doesn't taste that bad!" and then they both took a sip of the stew.
"It does taste like dirt!" Will exclaimed.
"Who made it?" Natalie asked, even though she already knew what the answer was.
"I DID!" Jessica said as she ran into the room.
"You did not!" Jack screamed at her. "I did!""
"I MADE THE STEW!" Jessica screamed. She then took the pot of the stew out of Jack's hands and took a sip of it from the ladle. At first, she had a face that looked like she had just eaten the worst thing in the world. And then she spat the stuff on the ground and nearly threw the pot back into Jack's arms.
"You can keep it!" Jessica gagged. "It tastes like dirt!"
"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY EXCELLENT CULINARY SKILLS!" Jack screamed.
"Well, it's true!" Will said.
"I don't think he washed the potatoes!" Natalie whispered to Will.
"Yeah, I agree."
"It needs some rum," Jessica said.
Jack jumped onto the table, knocking off many plates, and screamed in a voice that sounded like Beavis from the 'Beavis and Butthead Show', "I AM THE QUEEN OF SEAWEED STEW!" He then attempted to jump from his table to the other one, but he tripped and fell to the floor.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" he exclaimed. "I am an eagle!"
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said. "Someone forgot their prozac and ritalin! First of all, he's the Queen of seaweed stew, and second, he thinks he's an eagle."
"But why's the rum gone?!" Jack cried. He threw himself on the floor and started to breakdance.
"HELL YEAH!" Jessica said. She ran out of the room, and ten seconds later, she was in her newest costume. It was a Santa Clause suit even with the red cap. She began to breakdance also.
Natalie rolled her eyes. She then went to go out of the room, but then something caught her eye. There was water on the floor near the T.V.
"Uh...Will? Jack? Gibbs?" she asked.
"What?" asked Will.
"Why's all that water near the T.V.?" Natalie pointed to the puddle.
"Dunno," replied Gibbs.
Suddenly, an image of a well showed on the T.V. And then something started to climb out of it. It was a girl. Her long, dark hair was hiding her face. She walked closer to the screen, until she came out of the T.V.
"Whoa!" Will said.
"Okaaay then...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness a girl come out of our T.V.!" Natalie said.
"Seven days..." whispered the girl.
"Uh...who are you looking for?" Will asked.
"Rachel..."
"Wrong movie, Samara....this is Dude, Where's My Rum?!"
"Oh...well...I need to go kill Rachel now! Remember...make copies of my movie and you shall be spared from my wrath!" Samara whispered. She then went back into the T.V. and it shut off.
"That was really random," Natalie said.
Jessica stopped breakdancing and said, "What did I miss?"
Everyone just stared and then went back to eating their seaweed stew that tasted like dirt.
"Why is there water all around the T.V.?" asked Jessica.
No one said anything. They just ignored her comment.
"MUAHAHAHA! I am invisible!" Jessica exclaimed. She started to breakdance.
"What the...?" Will asked.
"I dunno. I think we're all going psycho...we've been on this ship for too long!" Natalie said.
"Only for seven days..." said Samara.
"I thought she went back in the T.V.," said Jack.
"I guess not. What do you want now, Samara?" Natalie asked.
"I want Rachel. She has watched the video. I must kill her now, and then I'll kill her son later since he watched it, too. I want to hurt people, and I'm sorry; it won't stop!"
"Whoa...the girl came out of the T.V.!" Jessica said.
"You're really slow...I've been here for like a while now!" Samara whisered.
"GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!" Jessica screeched. "YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUSSS! AND WE WANT IT BACK!"
"Okaaay then....I think I'll be leaving now." Samara took off running and jumped at the T.V. She fell backwards and got up. She jumped at the T.V. again, and fell again. She tried another time, but failed again.
"What the...? Why can't I get back into the T.V.?" Samara asked herself. "Oh! I know!" She took the channel changer and switched it to channel three and then jumped into the T.V. and went back into her well.
"She lives in a well?" Jessica asked.
"No, her mom drowned her because she was too much trouble and was evil. She died seven days later in the well, and now her evil spirit lives on because of a video tape. When someone watches it, they die seven days later when Samara comes out of her well and out of the T.V. The faces of her victims are really disturbing to the eye. She just wanted to be heard and she still does," Natalie replied.
"But why does she live in a well? There's no rum in there!" Jessica said.
Natalie slapped her forehead and muttered about how no one on the ship was capable of having an intelligent conversation without mentioning rum. Everyone that is, except for Will and the parrot.
And then the T.V. went on again. Samara, whose white dress-like clothes were now stained a brownish color, ran out of it. She smelled really bad, like...
"YOU SMELL LIKE POO!" Jessica screamed.
"Wrong channel! Dang it!" Samara said. She took the channel changer and changed it to channel four. Then she ran back into her well.
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said. "Let's eat this crud and then have circle time!"
"Yay! Circle time!" Jessica squealed. "I just loooooove circle time! Mommy says I'm special!"
After gagging down their seaweed stew that tasted like dirt, everyone sat in a circle on the floor and had "circle time."
"Okay everybody! Did you all take your ritalin?" Natalie asked.
"Yay! I love my ritalin! It's yummy!" Jack squealed like a little child.
"I don't take ritalin. I take the new experimental depression medication!" Jessica grinned.
"Can we have our cookies and milk now?" Jack asked.
"No...it's nap time!" Will said.
"I agree. They can be too hyper if they don't have their nappies!" Natalie said.
"I wanna see the doctor! He gives me lollipops when I visit him! Mommy says they're sugar-freeeeeeeeeee!!!" Jessica said.
"Well...we don't have a doctor on this ship. You'll just have to live without the lollipops."
"No lollipops?! WAAAAAHHH!" Jessica and Jack both cried.
"We have some left over seaweed stew though!" Will said helpfully.
"WAAAAAHHH! Me no want Jack's nasty stew. It tastes like dirt!" Jessica said.
"Arr! Why are y'all dissing my stew?! It tastes yummy like my ritalin! The doctor says I'm special!"
"Jack....you are special...Special Ed!" Natalie said.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jessica started to laugh like a psycho at this comment.
"So are you!" Natalie said.
Jessica stopped laughing and glared daggers at Natalie. She didn't speak after that and went back to her room.
"Nap time!" Will exclaimed.
"Okies! It's time for you to leave!" Natalie said. "Will will sail the ship!"
"Yay!" Jack said. He started to clap and then curled up in a ball and started to suck his thumb.
"Okay...Special Ed is over kiddies!" Natalie said. She kicked everyone out of the kitchen and went to wash the dishes while Will went to the helm of the ship.
After an hour, Natalie went to Jessica's room to check to see if Jessica liked her padded room. She saw Jessica sitting on the floor with a sheet covering her face.
"Jessica? What are you doing?" Natalie asked.
"Nothing! I love Peter Pan!" said a high pitched feminine voice.
"You're not my friend! Who are you?!"
"But I am your friend!" the figure said.
Natalie ripped the sheet off and screamed. It was not Jessica, but someone who made the blood of children run cold. Who made teenagers plug their ears. Who made adults run away screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! It's Michael Jackson! RUUUUUUUN!" the parrot screamed.
Everyone ran out of the room in different directions. Natalie went to the Captain's quarters. Will went to the kitchen. Mr. Gibbs when to his dormitory. The parrot flew up to the crow's nest. And Jack, being the alcoholic he is, went to the winery.
Will took out his walkie-talkie and pressed the talk button. "Natalie. Jack. Gibbs. Parrot. Where are your locations?" he asked.
"I'm in the Captain's quarters," Natalie replied.
"I'm at the crow's nest," squacked the parrot.
"I'm in my room!" Gibbs said.
"I'm protecting my red wine!" Jack said.
"Where are you, Will?" Natalie asked.
"I'm in the kitchen."
"Now, now children, don't fight over the barbie dolls!" said a high pitched feminine voice.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson has a walkie-talkie, too!" the parrot screamed.
Will ran to the Captain's quarters. He had his sword ready in case he met Michael on his way. He got to the door and started to bang on it.
Natalie gasped as she heard someone bang on the door. She thought right away that it was Michael coming to get her. She drew out her sword that Will had made for her and slowly walked to the door. She peered behind the curtains of the window and saw it was Will. And then she saw something else. Michael Jackson was running towards him.
"LET ME IN!" Will cried. Natalie obeyed and pulled him inside and locked the door. She did it at the right time, because one second later, Michael was pounding at the door.
"Where's everyone else?" Natalie asked Will.
"Dunno. Where'd Jessica go? Do you think that Michael has already gotten her?"
"Let's hope not. That would scar any child for life," Natalie replied.
The pounding on the door continued. And then it stopped and an envelope slid under the door. It was labeled "To: Natalie and Will." Will picked it up and opened the letter and read it. He frowned.
"What does it say?"
"It says, 'Come to Neverland with me!'" Will replied.
"That child molester!" Natalie opened the curtain and gave Michael the one- fingered-salute. "There is no way I'd ever go to that place!"
"Yeah, same here!" Will yelled at the freak. Michael grinned and took off to the winery.
Natalie hurried to the megaphone in Jack's closet. She opened the door and started to yell into the megaphone.
"CREW! THIS IS NATALIE SPEAKING! LOCKDOWN! LOCKDOWN! THERE IS A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE! I REPEAT, LOCKDOWN! EVERYONE GET TO THE MEETING SPOT! DRAW YOUR SWORDS!" She grabbed Will and headed to the meeting spot. The destination had been chosen by Jack. Being the freak he was, he made the meeting spot the privy.
Everyone crammed into the little bathroom. Natalie and Will had been the first to make it there. Then Jack appeared and soon the others. Jessica had also come. Although, no one knew where she had been previous to the lockdown. They could hear singing in the hallways of the ship.
"A-B-C, it's easy as 1-2-3!" Michael sang.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson is singing! Everyone put in your earplugs!" the parrot screamed.
Everyone reached into their pockets and took out earplugs. Jessica took out some rat skins and shoved them up her ears and nose.
"Uh...Jessica, why are you shoving rat skins up your nose?" asked Will.
"Because I can smell the stench of Michael Jackson. He approaches!" Jessica said quietly.
Soon enough, everyone was holding their noses. A foul stench filled the privy...even though it had been smelly enough. It smelled like a skunk that had been run over and left on the side of the road for a month.
"Ugh!" Natalie muttered. "The smell of Michael Jackson! Jessica, can I borrow some of those rat skins?"
Jessica handed everyone rat skins, and they all covered their noses with it.
"I got an idea!" Natalie finally cried out after an hour.
"What?!" Everyone asked.
"Everyone draw your swords! I have some clips in my pocket...we can clip these rat skins to our noses so we can't smell, and we have earplugs so we can't hear his singing. We'll do what we did to Elizabeth...we'll throw him overboard!" she replied.
Everyone agreed and took a clip from her. They all took out their swords and ran out of the privy. They ran around and searched for Michael. Jack was the one who found him. He started to cry out loud. Michael was drinking his precious red wine.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson is drinking Jack's wine! No one can do that!" the parrot screamed.
Jack went all red and started to battle Michael. Michael's singing made Jack fall over and start to cry in horror.
"Jack's down!" Natalie said. "Let's get him!" They took off after Michael and bound his hands and feet together. Then they carried him up to the deck and put him on the plank. They gave Jack the honor of rolling him off the plank by kicking him.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jack cried. He kicked Michael off the plank. Everyone could hear a splash as Michael fell into the ocean.
"He'll be back!" Will said.
"WILL! NO MORE TERMINATOR QUOTES!" Natalie yelled.
"You need to chill out!" Will said.
"No more quotes from any of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies!"
Will pouted and went to his room. Natalie stayed on the upper deck and decided to sweep it. Jessica and Jack both took sips from the bottle of red wine that they had taken out of Michael's hand. The rest of the crew was tending to the sails.
All of a sudden, a grappling hook came up onto the deck on caught on the rail. A person in a cloak climbed up it.
"Don't you ever die?" Natalie asked since she already knew who it was.
"Well...no," replied Elizabeth.
"Lizzy? How did you get here?" Jessica asked.
"Remember that little island that Jack and I were stranded on? Well, while I was there, some people came looking for rum. They thought Jack had a storage of rum somewhere hidden. But, I had burned the rum last time I was there with Jack for a signal fire--"
"We get the idea!" Natalie said.
"Anyways, I am back! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Elizabeth said.
"Not for long!" Natalie said. She took out her sword and came running at Elizabeth. Elizabeth walked backwards, but she was now cornered against the rail. She turned and saw the ocean. While she did this, Natalie and Jessica picked up her feet and Elizabeth fell overboard."
"Woman overboard!" the parrot said. "But no one cares cuz she's evil and wears a corset!"
"She'll be back," Will said.
"Must we go over this again?" Natalie asked. "No more Arnold quotes! And when did you come out of your room?"
Will kept quiet for a few seconds and then started to quote from Arnold's movies.
Everyone laughed and went back to work, fixing the sails to catch the wind. They were nearing Treasure Island and would be there any day.
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Jessica watched the Care Bears while everyone else got together and started to put padding on the walls. Natalie had found Jessica's stash of rat skins, so she gave them to the guys and they nailed them to the walls. Luckily, there was a Care Bear marathon on T.V., so they had plenty of time. Plus, they had sent a guard to make sure that Jessica did not walk in as they decorated her room.
Seven hours later...
Jessica finally finished watching her Care Bears marathon. She got up and stalked along the deck, searching for rats. She had Jack's sword in her hand, ready to slay rats.
"Here ratties! Come to Auntie Jessica!"
"By crikey! Don't you ever do anything normal?" the parrot yelled at her.
Jessica stopped calling to the rats and seemed to be glaring daggers at the parrot. She then looked at the sword in her hand and then smiled nastily.
"Here birdy! Come to Auntie Jessie!" She took the sword and started to swing it above her head
The parrot squacked loudly and then took off. He went under the deck to find his master.
"Dang it! I woulda liked to have some of those nice feathers for my costumes!" Jessica muttered under her breath. She shrugged her shoulders and said, "Oh well!"
She continued her hunt for rats, while Natalie and Will finished padding the room. The other crew members were having dinner that Jack had cooked.
"Arr...this stew be tasting like dirt!" Gibbs said.
"Don't let Cap'n Jack hear that! He'll make ya walk the plank!" said another pirate.
Natalie and Will walked into the room and asked them what was for dinner.
"Stew," replied Gibbs. He lowered his voice and then said, "Don't eat it...it tastes like dirt!"
"Like dirt?!" Will asked.
"That's disgusting!" Natalie said.
"Here, have a bite!" Gibbs said. He gave them each a spoon. They looked at each other as if saying, "I hope it doesn't taste that bad!" and then they both took a sip of the stew.
"It does taste like dirt!" Will exclaimed.
"Who made it?" Natalie asked, even though she already knew what the answer was.
"I DID!" Jessica said as she ran into the room.
"You did not!" Jack screamed at her. "I did!""
"I MADE THE STEW!" Jessica screamed. She then took the pot of the stew out of Jack's hands and took a sip of it from the ladle. At first, she had a face that looked like she had just eaten the worst thing in the world. And then she spat the stuff on the ground and nearly threw the pot back into Jack's arms.
"You can keep it!" Jessica gagged. "It tastes like dirt!"
"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY EXCELLENT CULINARY SKILLS!" Jack screamed.
"Well, it's true!" Will said.
"I don't think he washed the potatoes!" Natalie whispered to Will.
"Yeah, I agree."
"It needs some rum," Jessica said.
Jack jumped onto the table, knocking off many plates, and screamed in a voice that sounded like Beavis from the 'Beavis and Butthead Show', "I AM THE QUEEN OF SEAWEED STEW!" He then attempted to jump from his table to the other one, but he tripped and fell to the floor.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" he exclaimed. "I am an eagle!"
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said. "Someone forgot their prozac and ritalin! First of all, he's the Queen of seaweed stew, and second, he thinks he's an eagle."
"But why's the rum gone?!" Jack cried. He threw himself on the floor and started to breakdance.
"HELL YEAH!" Jessica said. She ran out of the room, and ten seconds later, she was in her newest costume. It was a Santa Clause suit even with the red cap. She began to breakdance also.
Natalie rolled her eyes. She then went to go out of the room, but then something caught her eye. There was water on the floor near the T.V.
"Uh...Will? Jack? Gibbs?" she asked.
"What?" asked Will.
"Why's all that water near the T.V.?" Natalie pointed to the puddle.
"Dunno," replied Gibbs.
Suddenly, an image of a well showed on the T.V. And then something started to climb out of it. It was a girl. Her long, dark hair was hiding her face. She walked closer to the screen, until she came out of the T.V.
"Whoa!" Will said.
"Okaaay then...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness a girl come out of our T.V.!" Natalie said.
"Seven days..." whispered the girl.
"Uh...who are you looking for?" Will asked.
"Rachel..."
"Wrong movie, Samara....this is Dude, Where's My Rum?!"
"Oh...well...I need to go kill Rachel now! Remember...make copies of my movie and you shall be spared from my wrath!" Samara whispered. She then went back into the T.V. and it shut off.
"That was really random," Natalie said.
Jessica stopped breakdancing and said, "What did I miss?"
Everyone just stared and then went back to eating their seaweed stew that tasted like dirt.
"Why is there water all around the T.V.?" asked Jessica.
No one said anything. They just ignored her comment.
"MUAHAHAHA! I am invisible!" Jessica exclaimed. She started to breakdance.
"What the...?" Will asked.
"I dunno. I think we're all going psycho...we've been on this ship for too long!" Natalie said.
"Only for seven days..." said Samara.
"I thought she went back in the T.V.," said Jack.
"I guess not. What do you want now, Samara?" Natalie asked.
"I want Rachel. She has watched the video. I must kill her now, and then I'll kill her son later since he watched it, too. I want to hurt people, and I'm sorry; it won't stop!"
"Whoa...the girl came out of the T.V.!" Jessica said.
"You're really slow...I've been here for like a while now!" Samara whisered.
"GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!" Jessica screeched. "YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUSSS! AND WE WANT IT BACK!"
"Okaaay then....I think I'll be leaving now." Samara took off running and jumped at the T.V. She fell backwards and got up. She jumped at the T.V. again, and fell again. She tried another time, but failed again.
"What the...? Why can't I get back into the T.V.?" Samara asked herself. "Oh! I know!" She took the channel changer and switched it to channel three and then jumped into the T.V. and went back into her well.
"She lives in a well?" Jessica asked.
"No, her mom drowned her because she was too much trouble and was evil. She died seven days later in the well, and now her evil spirit lives on because of a video tape. When someone watches it, they die seven days later when Samara comes out of her well and out of the T.V. The faces of her victims are really disturbing to the eye. She just wanted to be heard and she still does," Natalie replied.
"But why does she live in a well? There's no rum in there!" Jessica said.
Natalie slapped her forehead and muttered about how no one on the ship was capable of having an intelligent conversation without mentioning rum. Everyone that is, except for Will and the parrot.
And then the T.V. went on again. Samara, whose white dress-like clothes were now stained a brownish color, ran out of it. She smelled really bad, like...
"YOU SMELL LIKE POO!" Jessica screamed.
"Wrong channel! Dang it!" Samara said. She took the channel changer and changed it to channel four. Then she ran back into her well.
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said. "Let's eat this crud and then have circle time!"
"Yay! Circle time!" Jessica squealed. "I just loooooove circle time! Mommy says I'm special!"
After gagging down their seaweed stew that tasted like dirt, everyone sat in a circle on the floor and had "circle time."
"Okay everybody! Did you all take your ritalin?" Natalie asked.
"Yay! I love my ritalin! It's yummy!" Jack squealed like a little child.
"I don't take ritalin. I take the new experimental depression medication!" Jessica grinned.
"Can we have our cookies and milk now?" Jack asked.
"No...it's nap time!" Will said.
"I agree. They can be too hyper if they don't have their nappies!" Natalie said.
"I wanna see the doctor! He gives me lollipops when I visit him! Mommy says they're sugar-freeeeeeeeeee!!!" Jessica said.
"Well...we don't have a doctor on this ship. You'll just have to live without the lollipops."
"No lollipops?! WAAAAAHHH!" Jessica and Jack both cried.
"We have some left over seaweed stew though!" Will said helpfully.
"WAAAAAHHH! Me no want Jack's nasty stew. It tastes like dirt!" Jessica said.
"Arr! Why are y'all dissing my stew?! It tastes yummy like my ritalin! The doctor says I'm special!"
"Jack....you are special...Special Ed!" Natalie said.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jessica started to laugh like a psycho at this comment.
"So are you!" Natalie said.
Jessica stopped laughing and glared daggers at Natalie. She didn't speak after that and went back to her room.
"Nap time!" Will exclaimed.
"Okies! It's time for you to leave!" Natalie said. "Will will sail the ship!"
"Yay!" Jack said. He started to clap and then curled up in a ball and started to suck his thumb.
"Okay...Special Ed is over kiddies!" Natalie said. She kicked everyone out of the kitchen and went to wash the dishes while Will went to the helm of the ship.
After an hour, Natalie went to Jessica's room to check to see if Jessica liked her padded room. She saw Jessica sitting on the floor with a sheet covering her face.
"Jessica? What are you doing?" Natalie asked.
"Nothing! I love Peter Pan!" said a high pitched feminine voice.
"You're not my friend! Who are you?!"
"But I am your friend!" the figure said.
Natalie ripped the sheet off and screamed. It was not Jessica, but someone who made the blood of children run cold. Who made teenagers plug their ears. Who made adults run away screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! It's Michael Jackson! RUUUUUUUN!" the parrot screamed.
Everyone ran out of the room in different directions. Natalie went to the Captain's quarters. Will went to the kitchen. Mr. Gibbs when to his dormitory. The parrot flew up to the crow's nest. And Jack, being the alcoholic he is, went to the winery.
Will took out his walkie-talkie and pressed the talk button. "Natalie. Jack. Gibbs. Parrot. Where are your locations?" he asked.
"I'm in the Captain's quarters," Natalie replied.
"I'm at the crow's nest," squacked the parrot.
"I'm in my room!" Gibbs said.
"I'm protecting my red wine!" Jack said.
"Where are you, Will?" Natalie asked.
"I'm in the kitchen."
"Now, now children, don't fight over the barbie dolls!" said a high pitched feminine voice.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson has a walkie-talkie, too!" the parrot screamed.
Will ran to the Captain's quarters. He had his sword ready in case he met Michael on his way. He got to the door and started to bang on it.
Natalie gasped as she heard someone bang on the door. She thought right away that it was Michael coming to get her. She drew out her sword that Will had made for her and slowly walked to the door. She peered behind the curtains of the window and saw it was Will. And then she saw something else. Michael Jackson was running towards him.
"LET ME IN!" Will cried. Natalie obeyed and pulled him inside and locked the door. She did it at the right time, because one second later, Michael was pounding at the door.
"Where's everyone else?" Natalie asked Will.
"Dunno. Where'd Jessica go? Do you think that Michael has already gotten her?"
"Let's hope not. That would scar any child for life," Natalie replied.
The pounding on the door continued. And then it stopped and an envelope slid under the door. It was labeled "To: Natalie and Will." Will picked it up and opened the letter and read it. He frowned.
"What does it say?"
"It says, 'Come to Neverland with me!'" Will replied.
"That child molester!" Natalie opened the curtain and gave Michael the one- fingered-salute. "There is no way I'd ever go to that place!"
"Yeah, same here!" Will yelled at the freak. Michael grinned and took off to the winery.
Natalie hurried to the megaphone in Jack's closet. She opened the door and started to yell into the megaphone.
"CREW! THIS IS NATALIE SPEAKING! LOCKDOWN! LOCKDOWN! THERE IS A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE! I REPEAT, LOCKDOWN! EVERYONE GET TO THE MEETING SPOT! DRAW YOUR SWORDS!" She grabbed Will and headed to the meeting spot. The destination had been chosen by Jack. Being the freak he was, he made the meeting spot the privy.
Everyone crammed into the little bathroom. Natalie and Will had been the first to make it there. Then Jack appeared and soon the others. Jessica had also come. Although, no one knew where she had been previous to the lockdown. They could hear singing in the hallways of the ship.
"A-B-C, it's easy as 1-2-3!" Michael sang.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson is singing! Everyone put in your earplugs!" the parrot screamed.
Everyone reached into their pockets and took out earplugs. Jessica took out some rat skins and shoved them up her ears and nose.
"Uh...Jessica, why are you shoving rat skins up your nose?" asked Will.
"Because I can smell the stench of Michael Jackson. He approaches!" Jessica said quietly.
Soon enough, everyone was holding their noses. A foul stench filled the privy...even though it had been smelly enough. It smelled like a skunk that had been run over and left on the side of the road for a month.
"Ugh!" Natalie muttered. "The smell of Michael Jackson! Jessica, can I borrow some of those rat skins?"
Jessica handed everyone rat skins, and they all covered their noses with it.
"I got an idea!" Natalie finally cried out after an hour.
"What?!" Everyone asked.
"Everyone draw your swords! I have some clips in my pocket...we can clip these rat skins to our noses so we can't smell, and we have earplugs so we can't hear his singing. We'll do what we did to Elizabeth...we'll throw him overboard!" she replied.
Everyone agreed and took a clip from her. They all took out their swords and ran out of the privy. They ran around and searched for Michael. Jack was the one who found him. He started to cry out loud. Michael was drinking his precious red wine.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mr. Gibbs screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! Michael Jackson is drinking Jack's wine! No one can do that!" the parrot screamed.
Jack went all red and started to battle Michael. Michael's singing made Jack fall over and start to cry in horror.
"Jack's down!" Natalie said. "Let's get him!" They took off after Michael and bound his hands and feet together. Then they carried him up to the deck and put him on the plank. They gave Jack the honor of rolling him off the plank by kicking him.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jack cried. He kicked Michael off the plank. Everyone could hear a splash as Michael fell into the ocean.
"He'll be back!" Will said.
"WILL! NO MORE TERMINATOR QUOTES!" Natalie yelled.
"You need to chill out!" Will said.
"No more quotes from any of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies!"
Will pouted and went to his room. Natalie stayed on the upper deck and decided to sweep it. Jessica and Jack both took sips from the bottle of red wine that they had taken out of Michael's hand. The rest of the crew was tending to the sails.
All of a sudden, a grappling hook came up onto the deck on caught on the rail. A person in a cloak climbed up it.
"Don't you ever die?" Natalie asked since she already knew who it was.
"Well...no," replied Elizabeth.
"Lizzy? How did you get here?" Jessica asked.
"Remember that little island that Jack and I were stranded on? Well, while I was there, some people came looking for rum. They thought Jack had a storage of rum somewhere hidden. But, I had burned the rum last time I was there with Jack for a signal fire--"
"We get the idea!" Natalie said.
"Anyways, I am back! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Elizabeth said.
"Not for long!" Natalie said. She took out her sword and came running at Elizabeth. Elizabeth walked backwards, but she was now cornered against the rail. She turned and saw the ocean. While she did this, Natalie and Jessica picked up her feet and Elizabeth fell overboard."
"Woman overboard!" the parrot said. "But no one cares cuz she's evil and wears a corset!"
"She'll be back," Will said.
"Must we go over this again?" Natalie asked. "No more Arnold quotes! And when did you come out of your room?"
Will kept quiet for a few seconds and then started to quote from Arnold's movies.
Everyone laughed and went back to work, fixing the sails to catch the wind. They were nearing Treasure Island and would be there any day.