The Legend Of Zelda: Idiots of Hyrule
Chapter 3: What the hell was wrong with you, when you did that?!
Brought back by popular demand......okay so by one review, I have decided to write the next chapter...even though i abandoned this story ages ago...HERE IT GOES!..:D
It was a peaceful day, ful of calm cool breezes...Link was at Lake Hylia, under the tree at that hill....it was spring, so the tree had leaves now....which made a very good shady-spot....
Link-argh.....awww dammit! Why the hell cant I get a tan!
Saria then just popped out of nowhere
Saria-Your in the shade dumbass.
Link-Why are you here? Wont you age if your out of the kokiri forest, or not in the chamber of the sages?
Saria gets confused with the two question asking, so she did what anyone would could.
She was going to psyche him out!
Saria-.....yeah...well....HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD(NT) CHUCK WOOD?!?!?! HUH CAN YOU ANSWER ME NOW?!?!?!
Link-SUPER GASP!!!! :: runs off crying ::
Saria-Well I've accomplished my goal in life....what do I do now? :: thinks :: :: thinks :: :: thinks :: Oh GAWD NO! :: explodes ::
Link slowly walk out from behind tree....
Link-:: looks at Saria's remains which is nothing but a lock of hair and a green thong :: whoa....w...h....o...a.....Saria.....I....didnt...know...You wear timmy hilefiger thongs girl? :: takes thong :: eehh hee hee....
Just then Rauru finds something so unbelievably amazing that we will now tell you what happened.
Zelda walks up to Rauru (they are in the temple of time) with a microphone which is made out of cardboard and fishbones (to produce the echo effect, duh! :D )
Zelda-So Rauru, what is it that you found?
Rauru-Well Zelda see--
Zelda-Thats facinating! :: cocks head :: Now heres word from our sponsors. :: cheerleader laugh goes here ::
Screen goes blank and then lights up again and shows Link sitting on the floor with a green thong in his hand.
A very deep voice pops out of nowhere and talks to link (like in a commercial :: wink ::)
Commerical Guy-Are very thin and uncomfortable undergarments rubbing you, the wrong way?
Link looks up, and slowly nodds his head up and down.
Commerical Guy-Do they leave you dry, itchy, and most of all, not prepared to sit and eat all day?
Link looks up again and nodds his head up and down.
Commerical Guy-Well then do I have a product for you!
Link looks up
Link-:: looks up and raises hands holding a bottle :: :: smiles like jessica simpson :: The activeX?
music starts playing in the backround Dun doo dun doo doo
:: in evanescence bring me to life beat ::
Save me please, (save me please from there) I cant save myself, (save me please from there) Save meh! (call act'x and save yourself down there)
Link appears dancing and doing all kinds of stupid things.
ActiveX, "we've got a deal for you! :: wink ::"
Commerical Guy-And now back the show...
screen fades and is back to Zelda interviewing Rauru
Zelda and Rauru are sitting on the floor and Rauru is crying, Zelda is trying to comfort her---I mean him.
Zelda-And you say that you never saw it again?
Rauru-n-n-:: sniff :: :: sniff :: no, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I--
Zelda-out with it boy!
Rauru-I never got to see CATS from a front row seating position.
Suddenly Link wakes up and notices that everything that you just read, you really didnt read....go back now..go back because you were never really here.........:: makes weird movements with fingers :: shingallyelawoof...you are gone.....;
End of Chapter.
Okay so it sucked. Well im half asleep right now, so yeah.
Tomby
Chapter 3: What the hell was wrong with you, when you did that?!
Brought back by popular demand......okay so by one review, I have decided to write the next chapter...even though i abandoned this story ages ago...HERE IT GOES!..:D
It was a peaceful day, ful of calm cool breezes...Link was at Lake Hylia, under the tree at that hill....it was spring, so the tree had leaves now....which made a very good shady-spot....
Link-argh.....awww dammit! Why the hell cant I get a tan!
Saria then just popped out of nowhere
Saria-Your in the shade dumbass.
Link-Why are you here? Wont you age if your out of the kokiri forest, or not in the chamber of the sages?
Saria gets confused with the two question asking, so she did what anyone would could.
She was going to psyche him out!
Saria-.....yeah...well....HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD(NT) CHUCK WOOD?!?!?! HUH CAN YOU ANSWER ME NOW?!?!?!
Link-SUPER GASP!!!! :: runs off crying ::
Saria-Well I've accomplished my goal in life....what do I do now? :: thinks :: :: thinks :: :: thinks :: Oh GAWD NO! :: explodes ::
Link slowly walk out from behind tree....
Link-:: looks at Saria's remains which is nothing but a lock of hair and a green thong :: whoa....w...h....o...a.....Saria.....I....didnt...know...You wear timmy hilefiger thongs girl? :: takes thong :: eehh hee hee....
Just then Rauru finds something so unbelievably amazing that we will now tell you what happened.
Zelda walks up to Rauru (they are in the temple of time) with a microphone which is made out of cardboard and fishbones (to produce the echo effect, duh! :D )
Zelda-So Rauru, what is it that you found?
Rauru-Well Zelda see--
Zelda-Thats facinating! :: cocks head :: Now heres word from our sponsors. :: cheerleader laugh goes here ::
Screen goes blank and then lights up again and shows Link sitting on the floor with a green thong in his hand.
A very deep voice pops out of nowhere and talks to link (like in a commercial :: wink ::)
Commerical Guy-Are very thin and uncomfortable undergarments rubbing you, the wrong way?
Link looks up, and slowly nodds his head up and down.
Commerical Guy-Do they leave you dry, itchy, and most of all, not prepared to sit and eat all day?
Link looks up again and nodds his head up and down.
Commerical Guy-Well then do I have a product for you!
Link looks up
Link-:: looks up and raises hands holding a bottle :: :: smiles like jessica simpson :: The activeX?
music starts playing in the backround Dun doo dun doo doo
:: in evanescence bring me to life beat ::
Save me please, (save me please from there) I cant save myself, (save me please from there) Save meh! (call act'x and save yourself down there)
Link appears dancing and doing all kinds of stupid things.
ActiveX, "we've got a deal for you! :: wink ::"
Commerical Guy-And now back the show...
screen fades and is back to Zelda interviewing Rauru
Zelda and Rauru are sitting on the floor and Rauru is crying, Zelda is trying to comfort her---I mean him.
Zelda-And you say that you never saw it again?
Rauru-n-n-:: sniff :: :: sniff :: no, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I--
Zelda-out with it boy!
Rauru-I never got to see CATS from a front row seating position.
Suddenly Link wakes up and notices that everything that you just read, you really didnt read....go back now..go back because you were never really here.........:: makes weird movements with fingers :: shingallyelawoof...you are gone.....;
End of Chapter.
Okay so it sucked. Well im half asleep right now, so yeah.
Tomby