Important note about story: In this chapter Neal and Owen are in this room
together and Neal starts to talk to himself and every now and then Owen and
sometimes Owen makes comments to Neal. Just so you Know
Remembering
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"You know this reminds me of the time me and Kel put an antelope down Dom's pants. Why did we put the antelope down Dom's pants? Well I'll tell you. I loved Yuki, I loved her more than anything, and she loved me so much she'd do anything for me, including sacrificing her goat. That was one good goat. Did you know that you cant find any good goats anymore, like yesterday I was at this restaurant, supposedly the best, but they didn't have any goat. Well I can tell you right now that I'm never going there again! But that's against the point. What I'm really trying to say is that I loved Yuki's goat."
"But Neal, what does that have to do with an antelope?"
"Well nothing, but come on do you really want to hear about the time Kel and I put an antelope down Dom's pants or about Yuki's goat? I mean come on; my story about the goat has action, romance, adventure, and even some comedy! What more could you ask for? Now my dear Owen I know what your going to say and I'll tell you right now that I don't love you that way, Yuki will now and always be my one true love, that is unless Merric wants to hook up, then I'm free, or maybe Lord Raoul. He is soooooooo Hot! Like yesterday I sooooooo saw his butt! What were we talking about again? Oh yes, goats! Do you think Merric likes me? I mean he was flirting with me this morning. Can you believe it, ME!"
"But What Happened To The Antelope!!!"
"What antelope? I don't remember any antelopes! I remember Merric and Lord Raoul, * sigh * they know they want me. Ok, so anyways Kel and I were bored one day so she went beaver hunting, when she came back I admit I was a little surprised when she had not a beaver but an antelope, so I did what any respectable person would do, I made out with the antelope. You know you've never really lived until you've made out with an antelope, but it's ok cause I'm just so hot. It's like the time I forgot to eat my vegetables and Kel Killed me. I know what you're going to say and I'll tell you right now that I do have a fetish with fingers."
"ANTELOPE!!!!!"
"No thank you, I'm not hungry right now, but keep the cantaloupe near because I might get hungry later"
"I SAID ANTELOPE! NOT CANTALOUPE!!!!"
"Cheese, boogers, it's all the same. Yeah, I'll never forget the time me and Kel put an antelope down Dom's pants. That look! It was just classic!"
"I wouldn't know!"
The Moral: "Cheese, boogers, it's all the same"
~ ~ Ok, here it is again. The part where I say thank you and you all ignore me, well I don't know if you ignore me or not, but that's against the point. I'm trying to write a chapter where they all sing, but it's harder then it seems. I'm also trying to do Rude Bob's suggestion but I've never seen the Matrix. So yeah, Thank and You
Remembering
~ ~
"You know this reminds me of the time me and Kel put an antelope down Dom's pants. Why did we put the antelope down Dom's pants? Well I'll tell you. I loved Yuki, I loved her more than anything, and she loved me so much she'd do anything for me, including sacrificing her goat. That was one good goat. Did you know that you cant find any good goats anymore, like yesterday I was at this restaurant, supposedly the best, but they didn't have any goat. Well I can tell you right now that I'm never going there again! But that's against the point. What I'm really trying to say is that I loved Yuki's goat."
"But Neal, what does that have to do with an antelope?"
"Well nothing, but come on do you really want to hear about the time Kel and I put an antelope down Dom's pants or about Yuki's goat? I mean come on; my story about the goat has action, romance, adventure, and even some comedy! What more could you ask for? Now my dear Owen I know what your going to say and I'll tell you right now that I don't love you that way, Yuki will now and always be my one true love, that is unless Merric wants to hook up, then I'm free, or maybe Lord Raoul. He is soooooooo Hot! Like yesterday I sooooooo saw his butt! What were we talking about again? Oh yes, goats! Do you think Merric likes me? I mean he was flirting with me this morning. Can you believe it, ME!"
"But What Happened To The Antelope!!!"
"What antelope? I don't remember any antelopes! I remember Merric and Lord Raoul, * sigh * they know they want me. Ok, so anyways Kel and I were bored one day so she went beaver hunting, when she came back I admit I was a little surprised when she had not a beaver but an antelope, so I did what any respectable person would do, I made out with the antelope. You know you've never really lived until you've made out with an antelope, but it's ok cause I'm just so hot. It's like the time I forgot to eat my vegetables and Kel Killed me. I know what you're going to say and I'll tell you right now that I do have a fetish with fingers."
"ANTELOPE!!!!!"
"No thank you, I'm not hungry right now, but keep the cantaloupe near because I might get hungry later"
"I SAID ANTELOPE! NOT CANTALOUPE!!!!"
"Cheese, boogers, it's all the same. Yeah, I'll never forget the time me and Kel put an antelope down Dom's pants. That look! It was just classic!"
"I wouldn't know!"
The Moral: "Cheese, boogers, it's all the same"
~ ~ Ok, here it is again. The part where I say thank you and you all ignore me, well I don't know if you ignore me or not, but that's against the point. I'm trying to write a chapter where they all sing, but it's harder then it seems. I'm also trying to do Rude Bob's suggestion but I've never seen the Matrix. So yeah, Thank and You