Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with "Pirates of the
Caribbean". Sadly, I do not own Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. I do not own
any thing (Legolas) in Lord of the Rings, either. The only person I do own
is Natalie (myself)
Nat: Hey everyone, I'm truly sorry I haven't posted lately, but while I was on Spring break in England, my dad got a virus on my computer, so I had to get the whole thing reformatted, good thing I saved this fanfic to a floppy disk just incase!
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As everyone finished setting the sails, Natalie started to sing to "Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's Life for Me." Will, Jack, and Jessica sang with her.
"Yo ho,yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me earties, yo ho.
we're devils, black sheep, and really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
"I love that song!" Jessica said.
"Me too. I remember telling Elizabeth, on that godforsaken island, that I would teach my whole crew to sing it, and we'd sing it all the time," Jack said. He then went back to the bridge of the ship.
One hour later...
"Are we there yet?" Natalie asked.
"No," Jack said.
"Are we close to being there yet?"
"Not really."
"Are we almost close to being there yet?"
"Not really."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there now?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME...NO!" Jack screamed. "Don't you ever shut up?!"
"No," Natalie said.
"Well...go talk to someone else...I need to concentrate on my compass!"
"It doesn't even work!"
"I don't care....go away!"
"Fine then!" Natalie stormed away and found Jessica.
"Hey Nat!" Jessica said.
"Are we there yet?" Natalie asked.
"I dunno."
"Are we close to being there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we almost close to being there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we there now?"
"I dunno!"
"Are we there yet?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME...I DUNNO!" Jessica screamed. "Don't you ever shut up?!"
"No."
"Well...go talk with someone else!" Jessica then started to breakdance to ignore Natalie.
"Fine then!" Natalie stormed away to her room to find her cell phone.
It didn't take her long to find her cell phone. She searched her phonebook and decided to call her friend Anthony up.
"Hello?"
"Can you hear me now?" Natalie asked.
"Yeah," Anthony said.
"Good."
"What did you want?"
"I'm bored! I'm stuck on this ship with a bunch of psychos."
"Why?"
"We're on a search for--" Natalie got cut off by Anthony.
"Rum?!" he asked.
"Yeah...why?"
"I can't find any rum either!"
"Hey, why don't you join the crew of the Black Pearl? You can accompany us on our trip to find the rum!"
"Okay! I'll be there in twenty minutes!"
"Okay, bye!"
"Bye!"
Natalie hung up the phone wondering how the heck Anthony was going to get on the ship.
Twenty mintues later...
Natalie and the parrot sat up on the deck looking for any signs of Anthony. A while had passed. Suddenly, a shimmer appeared in the sky. A disk-shaped object hovered over the ship.
"By crikey! It's a flying saucer!" the parrot shrieked.
A green beam appeared and a guy fell from it and hit the deck hard. Natalie ran over to the person and poked them with a CD that was glued on to a five foot long candy cane.
"What the...?" the guy asked.
"Anthony!" Natalie said. "You're here!"
"What's the candy cane for?"
"I dunno!"
"Okaaay then!"
"Why did the aliens drop you off here?"
"Because they told me that I was too mentally challenged to be taken back to their experimental laboratories...whatever that means!" he said cheerfully.
At that comment, Natalie started to laugh hysterically. And the parrot said, "By crikey! That means that you were too stupid for them!"
"Who is this?" Anthony asked as he pointed at the parrot.
"This is our parrot of the Black Pearl," Natalie said.
"I don't like him."
"Well, I don't like you!" The parrot screamed and then flew above Anthony and pooped on the football that Anthony had brought.
"AHHHHHH! MY FOOTBALL! WHY THAT LITTLE..."
"ANTHONY!" Jessica screamed. She took out a paper crane and threw it at him.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno," Jessica replied.
"Okaaay then!"
"Anyways...we're all on a search for--" Natalie started.
"RUM!" Anthony screamed.
"Uh...yeah!"
"Guess what! I'm going to marry Jack Sparrow!" Jessica said randomly.
"Okaaay then!"
"I know. I'm Will's fiancé now!" Natalie said showing Anthony a gold ring that had a golden skull and crossbones on it. There were diamonds for the eye sockets.
"I LOVE THAT RING!" Jessica said. She decided to go find Jack and bother him. She swaggered around the deck, as if she was drunk.
"Uh oh, looks like she got into the red wine again," Will said as he walked up to Anthony and shook hands. "Nice to meet another one of Natalie's friends!"
"Um...I guess so," Anthony replied.
"Is that a threat?" Will asked.
"No, this is a threat," Natalie said. She took out her sword and yelled, "Mexicano!" and Jessica came out dressed in a brightly colored poncho and a sombrero. She started to breakdance.
"That was predictable," the parrot said.
"I told you she'd be back," Will said.
"Um, first of all, you said that about Elizabitch. Second of all...STOP QUOTING TERMINATOR LINES!"
"She's back!" Will cried. He hid behind Michael Jackson and started to whimper.
"Whoa, you're right...she is back...and what the heck? So is Michael Jackson!" Natalie cried.
"Come with me to Neverland!" said Michael Jackson.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Anthony screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! It's Michael Jackson! RUUUUUUUN!" the parrot screamed.
"I TOLD YOU HE'D BE BACK!" Will screamed at Natalie.
"Okay, I'm never going to disbelieve it when you say that ever again," Natalie said.
"Lizzy, how'd you get here?" Jessica asked.
"Remember that little island that Jack and I were stranded on? Well, while I was there, some people came looking for rum. They thought Jack had a storage of rum somewhere hidden. But, I had burned the rum last time I was there with Jack for a signal fire--"
"We get the idea!" Natalie yelled.
"Humph, fine then!" Elizabeth said.
"I came back to invite you to Neverland!" Michael Jackson said.
"NEVER!" Natalie cried.
"I'd rather break up with Jack and marry that parrot than go to Neverland!" Jessica screamed.
"YEAH BABY!" Jack said.
"I hate child molesters!" Anthony screamed at Michael Jackson.
Anthony took his football and threw it at Michael Jackson. It hit the singer right in the face. Michael made a high-pitched girly scream and threw himself on the floor and began to sob. Anthony kicked him and tore the invitation to Neverland up right in his face.
"Let's through them off the ship!" Will cried.
"Yeah!" the whole crew said in unison.
They tied Michael Jackson and Elizabeth's hands together and made them walk the plank.
"They'll be back!" Will said.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie said.
"Huh?"
"She's just being random," Jessica said.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie nodded her head in agreement.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut?" Anthony asked. "Why pink?"
"I dunno!" Natalie replied.
"Okaaay then!" he said. "Anyways, Jack was telling me earlier that we're really close to Treasure Island, and should be there by tomorrow morning!"
"Yay!" Natalie said. "I was beginning to go insane from being stuck on this ship with all these psychopaths!"
"I could tell..." Anthony muttered.
"Is that a threat?" Will asked.
"No, this is a threat," Natalie said. She took out her sword and yelled, "Mexicano!" and Jessica came out dressed in a brightly colored poncho and a sombrero. She started to breakdance.
"That was predictable," the parrot said.
"Why does Jessica like to breakdance?" Anthony asked.
"I dunno, but she's hot!" said Jack.
"Okaay...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness Jack tell us that he thinks that Jessica is hot and that he likes her breakdancing!" Natalie said.
"Same here," Anthony agreed.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jessica took off running with Jack's sword in her hand, chasing a rat.
"Oh no, not again," Natalie muttered.
"Ahhh! My sword!" Jack shrieked.
"I don't get it, how does she always get a hold of your sword?" Natalie asked.
"I'll never tell! Ahahhaa!" Jessica sceamed.
"Why is she chasing that rat?" Anthony asked.
"You know when she always comes out in those weird costumes and breakdances? Well, she makes all her costumes out of rat skins...I've seen her skin rats with Jack's sword many times," Natalie replied.
"That's just nasty," Anthony said.
"I know. After a while, you will barely even notice it! The parrot thinks she's insane, also!"
"I still don't like that parrot...he pooped on my football!" Anthony pouted.
"Well, let's go make some dinner...I reckon the crew is getting hungry!" Natalie said. "Anyways, after Jack's seaweed stew, I'm never going to eat a meal made by him ever again!"
"Why's that?"
"It tasted like dirt!"
"Oh...that's gross," Anthony replied.
"Yep, Will and I had to taste it...totally gross! Even Jess hated it! Anyways, let's go to the galley!"
Anthony and Jessica followed Natalie to the galley. Anthony and Jessica talked for a while, while Natalie looked for a recipe.
"What are you making, Nat?" Jessica asked.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie replied.
"YUM!" Jessica said. She jumped up on the table and started to breakdance. Then she took a magic 8-ball out of her pocket and threw it at Anthony.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno," she replied. She then jumped off the table and started to help Natalie make the doughnuts.
An hour and fourty-five minutes later...
Anthony had fallen asleep on the table while Natalie and Jessica unsuccessfully tried to make pink doughnuts.
"DAMN THIS!" Natalie yelled.
"Where's the pineapple in my backpack?" Anthony muttered in his sleep.
"What the Hell?" Natalie asked.
"Um, okaaay then!" Jessica said. "Anyways, I guess the doughnuts aren't turning out good...let's make something else."
"Like what?!" Natalie asked.
"Uh...dunno?"
"Hmm...how about rice? We have all this rice!" Natalie said.
"Okay!" Jessica said. She got out a pot and filled it with water while Natalie got the rice. They put the rice in the pot of water and put it on the fire and let it boil.
"This will take only twenty minutes to make," Natalie said.
"Yay! We should put some fried rat skins on the side!" Jessica exclaimed.
"How about no?!" Natalie replied.
A while later, the rice was done, and the crew came in.
"Arr, this be great rice, matey!" Jack said.
"It is!" Will agreed.
"Jess and I made it," Natalie said.
"Where is Jess?" Anthony asked.
A second later, Jess came running into the galley in a white wedding dress. She started to breakdance.
'Uh oh," Natalie whispered to Will. "Looks like she's ready to marry Jack..."
"Jack...you told me that you'd marry you once I gave you that hat with the large feather...well, now it's time for our wedding!" Jessica exclaimed.
"You're right, poppet!" Jack said. "Who wants to be the usher?"
"I will!" exclaimed Mr. Gibbs.
"Okay!" Jessica said.
The whole crew sat in two aisles, and they all were quiet. In the back of the room, Mr. Cotton was playing the organ with the wedding music. Jessica walked down the aisle with the parrot on her shoulder. Natalie, Will, Anthony, and Jack were sitting in the front.
"Waaah! I cry at weddings!" Jack said.
"Um, Jack? This is your wedding!" Will said.
"Oh yeah!" he jumped up and ran to Jessica and started to make out with her.
"Um, Jack? You haven't done your vows yet!" Natalie said.
"Oh yeah!" Jack exclaimed.
"Do you, matey, take this poppet for your drunk wife?" Mr. Gibbs asked.
"Arr!" Jack said.
"And do you, poppet, take this matey for your drunk husband?"
"Arr!" Jessica said.
"I pronounce you matey and poppet! You may kiss the bride!" Mr. Gibbs said.
Jack kissed Jessica, and the whole ten minutes they made out, Natalie, Will, and Anthony were crying and used the whole box of tissues.
"Waaah!" Natalie said.
"Waaah!" Will said.
"Waaah!" Anthony said.
"Weddings are sooo sad!" the parrot sobbed.
"Let's throw rice at them!" said Anamaria, who was one of the only women on the crew.
"Yeah!" said everyone. They took the rice out of their bowls and threw it at Jack and Jessica.
"I love weddings! Drinks all around!" Jack said.
"Take out the wine!" Jessica said.
"YEAH!" the whole crew cheered.
Mr. Gibbs and Mr. Cotton got out the red wine, and passed it all around. Everyone got drunk.
"The lipgloss is only good when you wrap it in a yello scarf and put it on a green fire!" Jessica hiccuped.
"Arr, that be my favorite squirrel!" Jack pointed at a wine bottle.
"My bubble has been contaminated by squirrel rum!" Natalie said.
"RUM?! WHERE?!" Jessica and Jack both yelled at the same time.
"I dunno!" Natalie hiccuped.
"Dude, where's my rum?" Will asked.
"Dude, where's your rum?" Jack asked.
"Dude, where's my rum?"
"Dude, where's your rum?"
"Dude, where's my rum?"
"Dude, where's your rum?"
"Dude, where's my...okay, this is getting us nowhere," said Will.
"Let's go buy some rum!" Jack said.
"Okay!
"Why do you guys think we're on this boat in the first place?!" Natalie asked.
"Boat? Boat?! BOAT?!" Jack screamed.
"I meant ship!" Natalie said.
"That's what I thought!" Jack said. "We're nearing Treasure Island everyone! We'll be there by tomorrow morning. I reckon we'll be there by 10:05!"
"This is good news!" Jessica said. "I want to find rum!"
"Aye!" Jack said. "Good news indeed! Let's all get some good sleep now! I am going to my quarters. Jack and Jessica both left the galley, leaving the rest of the crew to go to their cabins.
"Anthony, we'll show you to Jessica's cabin," Natalie said. She and Will lead Anthony to Jessica's cabin.
"Why does it have padded walls?" Anthony asked.
"Natalie and I decided that she was a bit psycho, and we had found her stash of rat skins," Will said.
"Oh, okay!"
"Yeah, I don't think Jessica is going to be needing her cabin anymore..." Natalie said.
"No, I don't think so either," Will agreed.
"Hehe," Anthony said.
"Good night!" Natalie and Will both said. They left and went back to their cabins, awaiting for the next day when they were finally going to see Blackbeard at Treasure Island, and hopefully the promise of rum.
Nat: Hey everyone, I'm truly sorry I haven't posted lately, but while I was on Spring break in England, my dad got a virus on my computer, so I had to get the whole thing reformatted, good thing I saved this fanfic to a floppy disk just incase!
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As everyone finished setting the sails, Natalie started to sing to "Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's Life for Me." Will, Jack, and Jessica sang with her.
"Yo ho,yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me earties, yo ho.
we're devils, black sheep, and really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
"I love that song!" Jessica said.
"Me too. I remember telling Elizabeth, on that godforsaken island, that I would teach my whole crew to sing it, and we'd sing it all the time," Jack said. He then went back to the bridge of the ship.
One hour later...
"Are we there yet?" Natalie asked.
"No," Jack said.
"Are we close to being there yet?"
"Not really."
"Are we almost close to being there yet?"
"Not really."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there now?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME...NO!" Jack screamed. "Don't you ever shut up?!"
"No," Natalie said.
"Well...go talk to someone else...I need to concentrate on my compass!"
"It doesn't even work!"
"I don't care....go away!"
"Fine then!" Natalie stormed away and found Jessica.
"Hey Nat!" Jessica said.
"Are we there yet?" Natalie asked.
"I dunno."
"Are we close to being there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we almost close to being there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we there yet?"
"I dunno."
"Are we there now?"
"I dunno!"
"Are we there yet?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME...I DUNNO!" Jessica screamed. "Don't you ever shut up?!"
"No."
"Well...go talk with someone else!" Jessica then started to breakdance to ignore Natalie.
"Fine then!" Natalie stormed away to her room to find her cell phone.
It didn't take her long to find her cell phone. She searched her phonebook and decided to call her friend Anthony up.
"Hello?"
"Can you hear me now?" Natalie asked.
"Yeah," Anthony said.
"Good."
"What did you want?"
"I'm bored! I'm stuck on this ship with a bunch of psychos."
"Why?"
"We're on a search for--" Natalie got cut off by Anthony.
"Rum?!" he asked.
"Yeah...why?"
"I can't find any rum either!"
"Hey, why don't you join the crew of the Black Pearl? You can accompany us on our trip to find the rum!"
"Okay! I'll be there in twenty minutes!"
"Okay, bye!"
"Bye!"
Natalie hung up the phone wondering how the heck Anthony was going to get on the ship.
Twenty mintues later...
Natalie and the parrot sat up on the deck looking for any signs of Anthony. A while had passed. Suddenly, a shimmer appeared in the sky. A disk-shaped object hovered over the ship.
"By crikey! It's a flying saucer!" the parrot shrieked.
A green beam appeared and a guy fell from it and hit the deck hard. Natalie ran over to the person and poked them with a CD that was glued on to a five foot long candy cane.
"What the...?" the guy asked.
"Anthony!" Natalie said. "You're here!"
"What's the candy cane for?"
"I dunno!"
"Okaaay then!"
"Why did the aliens drop you off here?"
"Because they told me that I was too mentally challenged to be taken back to their experimental laboratories...whatever that means!" he said cheerfully.
At that comment, Natalie started to laugh hysterically. And the parrot said, "By crikey! That means that you were too stupid for them!"
"Who is this?" Anthony asked as he pointed at the parrot.
"This is our parrot of the Black Pearl," Natalie said.
"I don't like him."
"Well, I don't like you!" The parrot screamed and then flew above Anthony and pooped on the football that Anthony had brought.
"AHHHHHH! MY FOOTBALL! WHY THAT LITTLE..."
"ANTHONY!" Jessica screamed. She took out a paper crane and threw it at him.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno," Jessica replied.
"Okaaay then!"
"Anyways...we're all on a search for--" Natalie started.
"RUM!" Anthony screamed.
"Uh...yeah!"
"Guess what! I'm going to marry Jack Sparrow!" Jessica said randomly.
"Okaaay then!"
"I know. I'm Will's fiancé now!" Natalie said showing Anthony a gold ring that had a golden skull and crossbones on it. There were diamonds for the eye sockets.
"I LOVE THAT RING!" Jessica said. She decided to go find Jack and bother him. She swaggered around the deck, as if she was drunk.
"Uh oh, looks like she got into the red wine again," Will said as he walked up to Anthony and shook hands. "Nice to meet another one of Natalie's friends!"
"Um...I guess so," Anthony replied.
"Is that a threat?" Will asked.
"No, this is a threat," Natalie said. She took out her sword and yelled, "Mexicano!" and Jessica came out dressed in a brightly colored poncho and a sombrero. She started to breakdance.
"That was predictable," the parrot said.
"I told you she'd be back," Will said.
"Um, first of all, you said that about Elizabitch. Second of all...STOP QUOTING TERMINATOR LINES!"
"She's back!" Will cried. He hid behind Michael Jackson and started to whimper.
"Whoa, you're right...she is back...and what the heck? So is Michael Jackson!" Natalie cried.
"Come with me to Neverland!" said Michael Jackson.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Natalie screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jack screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Anthony screamed.
""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! By crikey! It's Michael Jackson! RUUUUUUUN!" the parrot screamed.
"I TOLD YOU HE'D BE BACK!" Will screamed at Natalie.
"Okay, I'm never going to disbelieve it when you say that ever again," Natalie said.
"Lizzy, how'd you get here?" Jessica asked.
"Remember that little island that Jack and I were stranded on? Well, while I was there, some people came looking for rum. They thought Jack had a storage of rum somewhere hidden. But, I had burned the rum last time I was there with Jack for a signal fire--"
"We get the idea!" Natalie yelled.
"Humph, fine then!" Elizabeth said.
"I came back to invite you to Neverland!" Michael Jackson said.
"NEVER!" Natalie cried.
"I'd rather break up with Jack and marry that parrot than go to Neverland!" Jessica screamed.
"YEAH BABY!" Jack said.
"I hate child molesters!" Anthony screamed at Michael Jackson.
Anthony took his football and threw it at Michael Jackson. It hit the singer right in the face. Michael made a high-pitched girly scream and threw himself on the floor and began to sob. Anthony kicked him and tore the invitation to Neverland up right in his face.
"Let's through them off the ship!" Will cried.
"Yeah!" the whole crew said in unison.
They tied Michael Jackson and Elizabeth's hands together and made them walk the plank.
"They'll be back!" Will said.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie said.
"Huh?"
"She's just being random," Jessica said.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie nodded her head in agreement.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut?" Anthony asked. "Why pink?"
"I dunno!" Natalie replied.
"Okaaay then!" he said. "Anyways, Jack was telling me earlier that we're really close to Treasure Island, and should be there by tomorrow morning!"
"Yay!" Natalie said. "I was beginning to go insane from being stuck on this ship with all these psychopaths!"
"I could tell..." Anthony muttered.
"Is that a threat?" Will asked.
"No, this is a threat," Natalie said. She took out her sword and yelled, "Mexicano!" and Jessica came out dressed in a brightly colored poncho and a sombrero. She started to breakdance.
"That was predictable," the parrot said.
"Why does Jessica like to breakdance?" Anthony asked.
"I dunno, but she's hot!" said Jack.
"Okaay...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness Jack tell us that he thinks that Jessica is hot and that he likes her breakdancing!" Natalie said.
"Same here," Anthony agreed.
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Jessica took off running with Jack's sword in her hand, chasing a rat.
"Oh no, not again," Natalie muttered.
"Ahhh! My sword!" Jack shrieked.
"I don't get it, how does she always get a hold of your sword?" Natalie asked.
"I'll never tell! Ahahhaa!" Jessica sceamed.
"Why is she chasing that rat?" Anthony asked.
"You know when she always comes out in those weird costumes and breakdances? Well, she makes all her costumes out of rat skins...I've seen her skin rats with Jack's sword many times," Natalie replied.
"That's just nasty," Anthony said.
"I know. After a while, you will barely even notice it! The parrot thinks she's insane, also!"
"I still don't like that parrot...he pooped on my football!" Anthony pouted.
"Well, let's go make some dinner...I reckon the crew is getting hungry!" Natalie said. "Anyways, after Jack's seaweed stew, I'm never going to eat a meal made by him ever again!"
"Why's that?"
"It tasted like dirt!"
"Oh...that's gross," Anthony replied.
"Yep, Will and I had to taste it...totally gross! Even Jess hated it! Anyways, let's go to the galley!"
Anthony and Jessica followed Natalie to the galley. Anthony and Jessica talked for a while, while Natalie looked for a recipe.
"What are you making, Nat?" Jessica asked.
"Piiiiink dooooouuuuuuugh-nut!" Natalie replied.
"YUM!" Jessica said. She jumped up on the table and started to breakdance. Then she took a magic 8-ball out of her pocket and threw it at Anthony.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno," she replied. She then jumped off the table and started to help Natalie make the doughnuts.
An hour and fourty-five minutes later...
Anthony had fallen asleep on the table while Natalie and Jessica unsuccessfully tried to make pink doughnuts.
"DAMN THIS!" Natalie yelled.
"Where's the pineapple in my backpack?" Anthony muttered in his sleep.
"What the Hell?" Natalie asked.
"Um, okaaay then!" Jessica said. "Anyways, I guess the doughnuts aren't turning out good...let's make something else."
"Like what?!" Natalie asked.
"Uh...dunno?"
"Hmm...how about rice? We have all this rice!" Natalie said.
"Okay!" Jessica said. She got out a pot and filled it with water while Natalie got the rice. They put the rice in the pot of water and put it on the fire and let it boil.
"This will take only twenty minutes to make," Natalie said.
"Yay! We should put some fried rat skins on the side!" Jessica exclaimed.
"How about no?!" Natalie replied.
A while later, the rice was done, and the crew came in.
"Arr, this be great rice, matey!" Jack said.
"It is!" Will agreed.
"Jess and I made it," Natalie said.
"Where is Jess?" Anthony asked.
A second later, Jess came running into the galley in a white wedding dress. She started to breakdance.
'Uh oh," Natalie whispered to Will. "Looks like she's ready to marry Jack..."
"Jack...you told me that you'd marry you once I gave you that hat with the large feather...well, now it's time for our wedding!" Jessica exclaimed.
"You're right, poppet!" Jack said. "Who wants to be the usher?"
"I will!" exclaimed Mr. Gibbs.
"Okay!" Jessica said.
The whole crew sat in two aisles, and they all were quiet. In the back of the room, Mr. Cotton was playing the organ with the wedding music. Jessica walked down the aisle with the parrot on her shoulder. Natalie, Will, Anthony, and Jack were sitting in the front.
"Waaah! I cry at weddings!" Jack said.
"Um, Jack? This is your wedding!" Will said.
"Oh yeah!" he jumped up and ran to Jessica and started to make out with her.
"Um, Jack? You haven't done your vows yet!" Natalie said.
"Oh yeah!" Jack exclaimed.
"Do you, matey, take this poppet for your drunk wife?" Mr. Gibbs asked.
"Arr!" Jack said.
"And do you, poppet, take this matey for your drunk husband?"
"Arr!" Jessica said.
"I pronounce you matey and poppet! You may kiss the bride!" Mr. Gibbs said.
Jack kissed Jessica, and the whole ten minutes they made out, Natalie, Will, and Anthony were crying and used the whole box of tissues.
"Waaah!" Natalie said.
"Waaah!" Will said.
"Waaah!" Anthony said.
"Weddings are sooo sad!" the parrot sobbed.
"Let's throw rice at them!" said Anamaria, who was one of the only women on the crew.
"Yeah!" said everyone. They took the rice out of their bowls and threw it at Jack and Jessica.
"I love weddings! Drinks all around!" Jack said.
"Take out the wine!" Jessica said.
"YEAH!" the whole crew cheered.
Mr. Gibbs and Mr. Cotton got out the red wine, and passed it all around. Everyone got drunk.
"The lipgloss is only good when you wrap it in a yello scarf and put it on a green fire!" Jessica hiccuped.
"Arr, that be my favorite squirrel!" Jack pointed at a wine bottle.
"My bubble has been contaminated by squirrel rum!" Natalie said.
"RUM?! WHERE?!" Jessica and Jack both yelled at the same time.
"I dunno!" Natalie hiccuped.
"Dude, where's my rum?" Will asked.
"Dude, where's your rum?" Jack asked.
"Dude, where's my rum?"
"Dude, where's your rum?"
"Dude, where's my rum?"
"Dude, where's your rum?"
"Dude, where's my...okay, this is getting us nowhere," said Will.
"Let's go buy some rum!" Jack said.
"Okay!
"Why do you guys think we're on this boat in the first place?!" Natalie asked.
"Boat? Boat?! BOAT?!" Jack screamed.
"I meant ship!" Natalie said.
"That's what I thought!" Jack said. "We're nearing Treasure Island everyone! We'll be there by tomorrow morning. I reckon we'll be there by 10:05!"
"This is good news!" Jessica said. "I want to find rum!"
"Aye!" Jack said. "Good news indeed! Let's all get some good sleep now! I am going to my quarters. Jack and Jessica both left the galley, leaving the rest of the crew to go to their cabins.
"Anthony, we'll show you to Jessica's cabin," Natalie said. She and Will lead Anthony to Jessica's cabin.
"Why does it have padded walls?" Anthony asked.
"Natalie and I decided that she was a bit psycho, and we had found her stash of rat skins," Will said.
"Oh, okay!"
"Yeah, I don't think Jessica is going to be needing her cabin anymore..." Natalie said.
"No, I don't think so either," Will agreed.
"Hehe," Anthony said.
"Good night!" Natalie and Will both said. They left and went back to their cabins, awaiting for the next day when they were finally going to see Blackbeard at Treasure Island, and hopefully the promise of rum.