Hey Look, It's a Musical
About three years ago in a universe that lies parallel to us on an earth similar, yet different to ours, there were people living in a somewhat normal fashion.
"Neal!" yelled Kel as she and Alanna ran into the hallway, "We have to tell you something"
The lights then went out to shine a single spotlight on Alanna and Kel. The two then started to tap dance as the music came on, "We'll always be bosom buddies," they sang.
Just then Merric came into the hallway and upon seeing Alanna and Kel singing and dancing decided to join in, "Like orphan Annie and Sandy, like Amos and Andy" Merric was then magically wearing his purple dress and started to do cartwheels, Neal who had been quiet for this long finally decided to say something.
"Merric!" he shouted, "Couldn't you have at least put some underwear on!" and he made to move toward the door, but before he had the chance to leave Roald and Shinko came storming in dressed as the Village People and singing the YMCA.
"Young man are you listening to me, I said young man there's a place you should be...Y-M-C-A" It was at that second the song stopped due to the fact that Yuki and Dom had walked into the room. Seeing that everyone was unusually quiet they also decided to sing to break the silence
"I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer" sang Dom "I bet she doesn't mess around our box"
"He looks conceited," sang Yuki, "Oh bummer"
"If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox"
"So happy you could come"
"So happy to be here"
"Oh I want to run"
"This is not my"
"This isn't my idea of fun"
"That was beautiful," cried Alanna as she wiped a single tear off her face
"Elementary dear Watson" said King Jon as he walked in and then walked back out of the room
Lady Cytheria, who was in the room unnoticed by the others decided to sing one of her favorite songs. So signaling to the DJ that didn't exist, she walked to the middle of the room wearing a ball gown as the music started
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty" she began to sing, "Wait!" she screamed, "That's not the right song!" so the music was changed and she began to sing again, but before she had the chance Owen ran in and started talking to his imaginary sidekick
"Or," he said, "we could save ourselves the postage and POISON him!!!"
"Brilliant" said a disembodied voice, "I'll go get the fertilizer"
"Look, I've got two reasons why you shouldn't listen to him," said King Jon, "One, he's got that stringy music thing"
"Ok, we've been through this, it's called a harp."
"Right. And that's a dress"
"Robe."
"Number two, look what I can do"
"But what does that...?" asked Neal
"No, no!" interrupted Owen, "He has a point"
"I'm a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine," cried Lady Cytheria as she rocked back and forth in the corner, "if I am to change this image I must first change myself"
"Hey look everybody!" screamed Roald, "I can braid my leg hair!"
"So?" shouted back King Jon, "I can braid mine!"
"That's all fine and dandy," said Yuki, "but I bet none of you have purple leg hair!"
"No" agreed Alanna, "Mine is rain bowed!" and with that she rolled up her breeches to show colorful hair covering her legs
"This reminds me of a song," said Neal, so he cleared his throat with a cough (some people thought he was dying, but alas they were not that lucky)
"In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be--, It scared me out of my wits--, A corpse falling to bits! Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was... Me!!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia. When the royals betrayed me they made a mistake! My curse made each of them pay but one little girl..."
"Oh wow Rasputin, that was beautiful"
"But my names not..."
"Shush!"
"And I haven't..."
"No!"
"But..."
"No!"
"Broccoli"
"No!"
"Ok"
"Bye"
"That's good"
"Hey where's the cream filling?"
"Don't touch me!"
"You know you liked it"
"Maybe I did!"
"Now I'm officially disturbed!"
"Join us Dom!"
"Yes join us!"
"Ahhhh, something touched me!"
"Wow! Your butt is so firm. Do you work out?"
"Neal, that's not me" "Then who is it?"
"OK! That's it! Someone just smacked my butt!!!" and with that Roald turned on the lights that nobody knew were off, but alas they were.
The scene that was beheld when Roald turned back to the others could not be described as pretty. In fact it could be described as ugly, cannibalistic, and you just have to wonder about their sanity sometimes.
Shinko, Yuki and Owen were huddled over a poor defenseless little duck and attempting to salt it. King Jon, Lady Cytheria and Alanna were playing flashlight tag with a polar bear, and Kel, Dom and Neal were rolling around on the floor... well...you don't want to know what they were doing.
That's when Jump walked in, "He was a famous trumpet man from old Chicago way," Jump began to tap dance, "He had a boogie style know one else could play," Roald had a heart attack, "He was the top man at his craft,"
"I didn't know dogs could sing!" Neal exclaimed from his spot on the floor
That's when the world blew up and King Jon lived happily ever after, yet Jump continued to sing, "but then his number came up and he was gone with the draft," Is that possible? I mean the world did just blow up! "He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B"
Fortune Cookie says: "The Chinese man does tai-chi with bananas"
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~ Ok all you people out there! I would just like to apologize for taking so long to update. It's just been a nightmare lately. Please everyone remember to read and review and with any luck I'll have another chapter up before I grow old and die.
About three years ago in a universe that lies parallel to us on an earth similar, yet different to ours, there were people living in a somewhat normal fashion.
"Neal!" yelled Kel as she and Alanna ran into the hallway, "We have to tell you something"
The lights then went out to shine a single spotlight on Alanna and Kel. The two then started to tap dance as the music came on, "We'll always be bosom buddies," they sang.
Just then Merric came into the hallway and upon seeing Alanna and Kel singing and dancing decided to join in, "Like orphan Annie and Sandy, like Amos and Andy" Merric was then magically wearing his purple dress and started to do cartwheels, Neal who had been quiet for this long finally decided to say something.
"Merric!" he shouted, "Couldn't you have at least put some underwear on!" and he made to move toward the door, but before he had the chance to leave Roald and Shinko came storming in dressed as the Village People and singing the YMCA.
"Young man are you listening to me, I said young man there's a place you should be...Y-M-C-A" It was at that second the song stopped due to the fact that Yuki and Dom had walked into the room. Seeing that everyone was unusually quiet they also decided to sing to break the silence
"I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer" sang Dom "I bet she doesn't mess around our box"
"He looks conceited," sang Yuki, "Oh bummer"
"If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox"
"So happy you could come"
"So happy to be here"
"Oh I want to run"
"This is not my"
"This isn't my idea of fun"
"That was beautiful," cried Alanna as she wiped a single tear off her face
"Elementary dear Watson" said King Jon as he walked in and then walked back out of the room
Lady Cytheria, who was in the room unnoticed by the others decided to sing one of her favorite songs. So signaling to the DJ that didn't exist, she walked to the middle of the room wearing a ball gown as the music started
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty" she began to sing, "Wait!" she screamed, "That's not the right song!" so the music was changed and she began to sing again, but before she had the chance Owen ran in and started talking to his imaginary sidekick
"Or," he said, "we could save ourselves the postage and POISON him!!!"
"Brilliant" said a disembodied voice, "I'll go get the fertilizer"
"Look, I've got two reasons why you shouldn't listen to him," said King Jon, "One, he's got that stringy music thing"
"Ok, we've been through this, it's called a harp."
"Right. And that's a dress"
"Robe."
"Number two, look what I can do"
"But what does that...?" asked Neal
"No, no!" interrupted Owen, "He has a point"
"I'm a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine," cried Lady Cytheria as she rocked back and forth in the corner, "if I am to change this image I must first change myself"
"Hey look everybody!" screamed Roald, "I can braid my leg hair!"
"So?" shouted back King Jon, "I can braid mine!"
"That's all fine and dandy," said Yuki, "but I bet none of you have purple leg hair!"
"No" agreed Alanna, "Mine is rain bowed!" and with that she rolled up her breeches to show colorful hair covering her legs
"This reminds me of a song," said Neal, so he cleared his throat with a cough (some people thought he was dying, but alas they were not that lucky)
"In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be--, It scared me out of my wits--, A corpse falling to bits! Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was... Me!!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia. When the royals betrayed me they made a mistake! My curse made each of them pay but one little girl..."
"Oh wow Rasputin, that was beautiful"
"But my names not..."
"Shush!"
"And I haven't..."
"No!"
"But..."
"No!"
"Broccoli"
"No!"
"Ok"
"Bye"
"That's good"
"Hey where's the cream filling?"
"Don't touch me!"
"You know you liked it"
"Maybe I did!"
"Now I'm officially disturbed!"
"Join us Dom!"
"Yes join us!"
"Ahhhh, something touched me!"
"Wow! Your butt is so firm. Do you work out?"
"Neal, that's not me" "Then who is it?"
"OK! That's it! Someone just smacked my butt!!!" and with that Roald turned on the lights that nobody knew were off, but alas they were.
The scene that was beheld when Roald turned back to the others could not be described as pretty. In fact it could be described as ugly, cannibalistic, and you just have to wonder about their sanity sometimes.
Shinko, Yuki and Owen were huddled over a poor defenseless little duck and attempting to salt it. King Jon, Lady Cytheria and Alanna were playing flashlight tag with a polar bear, and Kel, Dom and Neal were rolling around on the floor... well...you don't want to know what they were doing.
That's when Jump walked in, "He was a famous trumpet man from old Chicago way," Jump began to tap dance, "He had a boogie style know one else could play," Roald had a heart attack, "He was the top man at his craft,"
"I didn't know dogs could sing!" Neal exclaimed from his spot on the floor
That's when the world blew up and King Jon lived happily ever after, yet Jump continued to sing, "but then his number came up and he was gone with the draft," Is that possible? I mean the world did just blow up! "He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B"
Fortune Cookie says: "The Chinese man does tai-chi with bananas"
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~ Ok all you people out there! I would just like to apologize for taking so long to update. It's just been a nightmare lately. Please everyone remember to read and review and with any luck I'll have another chapter up before I grow old and die.