Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with "Pirates of the
Caribbean". Sadly, I do not own Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. I do not own
any thing (Legolas) in Lord of the Rings, either. The only person I do own
is Natalie (myself) and the title of "Sir Quincy McFaggot", which is a real
goat head that is really in my biology class. I do not own any of the
lyrics from Savage Garden's songs "To the Moon and Back", "A Thousand
Words", or "Hold Me" either. The idea of Shaniqua and her Pink Panthers
group is Jessica's and my idea.
Nat: Okay, just as a forewarning, there are some racist terms that Shaniqua says that may be offending towards some people, and I apologize right now for anyone who may feel offended by this. I also am going to apologize ahead of time if some people are offended by some comments that are based upon sexuality of people.
Anthony: Who do you think is going to win the breakdancing competition?
Nat: No clue.
Will: I think that...
Nat: Don't give away the ending!
Will: Okay!
Nat: Anywayz...thanks everyone who reviewed my fanfic so far! I really appreciate it!
As Jessica and Shaniqua were locked in a mortal combat battle of breakdancing, Natalie charged at Sir Quincy with Will's sword.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Natalie swung the sword in an arc and hit Sir Quincy on the side of the head with it.
"I think you'd have to do more than that if you want to kill me. Besides, I'm already dead!" he said.
Natalie swung her sword again, but this time, it was blocked by Sir Quincy's horn.
"So, you want to fight, eh?" Sir Quincy questioned.
"Die scum!" Natalie gave him the one-fingered-salute and then swung her sword again. As she battled with Sir Quincy McFaggot, Jessica and Shaniqua were still tied in their epic breakdancing battle.
"Yo snow woman, jus' give up now. Ya can't beat me. I be da bomb when it comes to breakdancin'!"
"NEVER!" Jessica screamed. She started to do the worm.
"I be goin' to my Pink Pantha' club afta dis, and we a gonna kick ya ass! Ya no good cracker!"
"What the Hell is a Pink Panther club?" Jessica muttered.
"What be da Pink Panthas?! WHAT BE DA PINK PANTHAS?!" Shaniqua screamed. "We be a club dat's hatin' snow people like you. We be like dat Black Pantha club, only we'sa high school gang dat's made outta all us homegirls. We'sa wearin' our pink bandanas and pink cloaks, can't ya see? Are ya blind or sometin' cracker?!"
"I am no cracker! I'm Mexican and I live in a jail cell. And since they're out of cots, I have to sleep in a box. And you made fun of my job! My job is great! I work at the jail and pick up rats for a living! I hope you know that I make $2.01 per rat! And you ran over my box with a llama!" Jessica retorted.
Shaniqua blinked. "What da...?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought!" Jessica said.
"Let's take this to the Jerry Springer Show!" Jack squealed.
"Yeah! We'll settle both of your disputes on that show!" Will said to Jessica, Shaniqua, Sir Quincy McFaggot, and Natalie.
"Okay!" everyone said.
Luckily, the Jerry Springer Show was being hosted on a nearby island, so Jack steered the ship to it. The crew helped him tie the Black Pearl up to the dock. Everyone walked into the building on the island.
Steve, one of Jerry's bodyguard dudes greeted them inside. "Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Do whatever you want on stage!" he said.
"Okay!" Jessica said.
"And our next guests are here from Port Royal," Jerry Springer announced. "Everyone, welcome our guests, the crew of the Black Pearl and some of their enemies!"
Jessica, Shaniqua, Natalie, Sir Quincy, Jack, Will, and Anthony all walked onto the stage.
Jack immediately started to squeal like a little girl and fainted. Jessica breakdanced. Natalie and Will made out.
"Um...why are you here?" Jerry asked.
"Jerry, I am here to prove to dis snow woman dat I am da bomb when it comes to breakdancin', and no one is good as me!" Shaniqua said.
"And, I am here to tell Sir Quincy to back off!" Natalie said.
"Well, this looks like this show's going to be entertaining!" Jerry said.
The audience laughed.
"Well, Jessica and Shaniqua, you guys can go first," Jerry said. "Okay, how about this, they breakdance, and we decide who's the best?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" the audience said.
Jessica went first. She breakdanced as best as she could. The audience clapped in delight.
When Shaniqua went, the audience started to boo and chant: "Go to Oprah! GO TO OPRAH!"
"So, who do you think is the best breakdancer?" Jerry finally asked.
"JESSICA! JESSICA! JESSICA!" they chanted in unison.
"Well, I believe we have a winner! Jessica is officially the queen of breakdancing!" Jerry said. "Okay, now on to Natalie and..." Jerry blinked and stared at the name on his script. "...Sir Quincy McFaggot?"
"Yes, that's my name," the goat head said.
"Okaaay then! Why are you two here?" Jerry Springer asked.
"Because Sir Quincy is a stalker!" Natalie said.
"I am not!"
"Then how come you were on the ship?!" Natalie asked.
"I...I..." Sir Quincy fell silent.
"STALKER!" the audience bellowed. "GO TO OPRAH!"
"Let's settle this now!" Natalie yelled. She took Will's sword and ran towards Sir Quincy. None of the bodyguards even tried to stop her. She hacked viciously at the talking goat head.
"Get off me fiend!" Sir Quincy screamed.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" was Natalie's reply. She raised the sword to make the final blow.
"STOP!" two girls shouted.
Natalie turned around to see her two friends, Robyn and Melissa. Robyn was also known as "The Beast" because Melissa had given her that name. Contrary to what Melissa and Natalie said, Robyn did not have a giant unibrow that rose over her head like a giant square, and neither did she have a great cape made out of her own long hair. She was an ordinary girl that had short, light brown hair with hazel eyes. Melissa had long, wavy blonde hair and blue eyes. They were both running towards the stage with scalpels in their hands.
"Robyn? Melissa? What are you doing here?" Natalie asked.
"We just got back from Mr. Braly's biology class, and we noticed that Sir Quincy McFaggot was not in his usual spot on the cabinets, so we grabbed some scalpels and ran as fast as we could to the Jerry Springer Show," Robyn said.
"I like crap," Melissa said.
"That's lovely," said the undistinguishable form of Sir Quincy.
"AHHHH! HE TALKS?!" Robyn screamed. She took her scalpel and started to stab the talking goat head.
"KICKASS!" Melissa said. She began to stab Sir Quincy also.
Natalie took the other scalpel from Robyn and helped them torture Sir Quincy McFaggot. Everyone else watched in horror as the three girls mutated the screaming form of Sir Quincy, until his screams were nothing more but muffled hisses. And then it faded into silence. He was dead...again.
Natalie stood up in victory and started to breakdance alongside Jessica.
"Hell yeah!" Jack said. He started to breakdance with them. Will soon joined them in their breakdancing group. Soon enough, Jessica, Natalie, Jack, Will, Robyn, and Melissa were all breakdancing in victory.
While they did this, Anthony was staring in a mirror in utter horror. He started to screech.
"AHHHH!" he screamed. He ran around in circles for nearly a whole minute and then went up on the stage and said, "SOMEBODY POP MY PIMPLE!"
The whole building seemed to be silent. Natalie started to crack up hysterically and broke into song:
"More than angry words I hate this silence
It's getting so loud
Well I want to scream
But bitterness has silenced these emotions
It's getting hard to breathe..."
She laughed again and smiled wickedly. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Savage Garden's music rocks!" she said.
"Okaaay then!" Jerry Springer said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony said to Jerry. He pointed at a huge zit on his forehead between his eyes.
"Um...no!" Jerry said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked Melissa and Robyn.
"NO!" Robyn screamed.
"Ooh! A piece of crap!" Melissa said. She picked it up and put it in her pocket. "I'm gonna save this for later!" she said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked Jack and Will.
"NEVER!" they both said.
"Jessica...?" Anthony asked.
"Hell no!" was her reply.
"Natalie, will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked.
"You could resurrect a thousand words to deceive me more and more
A thousand words will give the reasons why I don't need you anymore
I'll say the words out loud. I'll say a thousand words or more
Manipulation. Fabrication.
Conversation. Annihilation
I'll say a thousand words or more
Damnation. Frustration. Elevation. Procreation.
I'll say a thousand words or more..."
Anthony gave her a confused look and then asked Shaniqua.
"Snow man, I no be a popin' no wan's pimples...got dat?!" she said.
Anthony stuck his tongue out at her and walked around asking people in the audience to pop his pimple.
And out of the middle of nowhere, a dude with a brown mullet came running onto the stage.
"Mullet Matt?" Jessica asked.
The mulleted guy nodded and said, "I shalt popeth thy pimple!"
Anthony grinned and said, "YAY!"
Mullet Matt ran up to Anthony, popped the pimple, and ran out of the building randomly laughing.
"Okaaay...that was really random!" Natalie announced.
"Aye, it was!" Jack said.
"What da...?" Shaniqua said. "Snow peeps," she muttered to herself.
"First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for being on my show," Jerry Springer said. He shook everyone's hands and then went to his little corner to do the "final thought" part of the show.
"You may not always think that you are being stalked by someone who seems to be dead, but don't always be so naïve...you can always be stalked by a random talking goat head. Paranoia is not a rare thing to have when you have been stuck on a pirate ship for more than a month or two. What our guests have shown today is that pirates are not in the right state of mind, even if their main drink has been taken away from them. This drink being rum. Also, do not always go around telling people that you are the best at something, because that will always go back and stab you in the back. 'Till next time, take care of yourself and each other," Jerry Springer said to the camera.
"RUM?!" the whole crew of the Black Pearl nearly screamed. They took off running out of the building and got back into the ship. They untied it from the dock and started to said back towards the Pearl Islands.
"I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be...
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby?" Natalie sang. She took out an electric blue toothbrush with rubber duckies on it and threw it at Anthony.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno!" Natalie said.
"Okaaay then!" he said.
"We're heading straight towards the Pearl Islands!" Will announced as he appeared from the captain's quarters. "I talked to Jack, and he's keen on finding the rum."
"Yay!" Jessica said. She breakdanced, of course, in excitement.
"That was really random today when Mullet Matt popped Anthony's pimple!" Natalie said.
"Yeah it was," Jessica agreed.
"My pimple went bye-bye!" Anthony said.
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said.
"That's gross!" Jessica exclaimed.
"I agree," Natalie nodded.
"Anything new?" asked Will.
"No," Jessica said.
"Same here...well...Mullet Matt popped my pimple!" Anthony replied. He then walked away.
"I suspect that the aliens are taking over the Congo Republic!" Natalie exclaimed.
"Okaaay then!" Will said.
"Do you know the Muffin man?" Jessica asked.
"The Muffin Man?" asked Will.
"The Muffin Man."
"Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane," Will replied.
"Well, she's married to the Muffin Man."
"The Muffin Man?!"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
"She's married to the Muffin Man..."
"Will, stop being weird and look at this!" Jack yelled across the ship.
"What is it?" Will asked. He went to where Jack was standing horrified. Natalie and Jessica followed.
"What the Hell?!" Natalie said.
Jack, Will, Natalie, and Jessica both stared at Anthony who was completely oblivious to them. He looked like he was hitting on himself in the mirror.
"How you doin'?" Anthony asked his mirror image.
He grinned at the mirror image, which grinned back. He then leaned into the mirror and started to make out with his twin in the mirror.
"EWWW!" Jessica screamed.
"What the Hell?!" Natalie yelled.
"Like, oh my god!" Jack squealed.
"Wow, he has issues!" Will said.
Anthony stopped in mid-makeout with himself and turned to see everyone staring at him. He turned bright red and muttered, "You never saw that!"
"I think Anthony came out of the closet..." Natalie said.
Anthony then tackled Natalie and told her to take it back. Jessica, seeing this, took out a rusty spork and began to saw at Anthony's arm. He stared at her and then got up and walked off muttering about how he hated eating utensils.
"Wow, that was random," Natalie said as she got up and dusted herself off.
"Yeah, it was," Jessica agreed.
Natalie took a sandwich out of her pocket and sniffed it.
"That was random, too," Will said.
"So is this!" Jessica took out a can of her favorite soda, Diet Vanilla Coke, and began to breakdance with it on her head.
Out of nowhere, a very skinny girl with light blonde hair came running towards Natalie and Jessica yelling, "FOOD!" She leapt at the sandwich and bit into it. She swiped the Diet Vanilla Coke can off of Jessica's head, then took off with the sandwich in her mouth, and jumped off the plank and into a small yellow raft and floated away.
"That was, again, VERY RANDOM!" Natalie said.
"My sandwich!" Natalie complained. "Chelsey ate my sandwich!"
"Chelsey?" asked Will.
"Yeah, she's our friend from when we went to school!" Natalie said. "She loves to eat, and she's really skinny!"
"Okaaay then!" Jack said.
Jessica stormed off to the galley to get another Diet Vanilla Coke. Jack went back to sailing his ship, and Natalie and Will went to check on Anthony to make sure that he was okay.
During this time, the Black Pearl drew closer to the Pearl Islands...
Nat: Okay, just as a forewarning, there are some racist terms that Shaniqua says that may be offending towards some people, and I apologize right now for anyone who may feel offended by this. I also am going to apologize ahead of time if some people are offended by some comments that are based upon sexuality of people.
Anthony: Who do you think is going to win the breakdancing competition?
Nat: No clue.
Will: I think that...
Nat: Don't give away the ending!
Will: Okay!
Nat: Anywayz...thanks everyone who reviewed my fanfic so far! I really appreciate it!
As Jessica and Shaniqua were locked in a mortal combat battle of breakdancing, Natalie charged at Sir Quincy with Will's sword.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Natalie swung the sword in an arc and hit Sir Quincy on the side of the head with it.
"I think you'd have to do more than that if you want to kill me. Besides, I'm already dead!" he said.
Natalie swung her sword again, but this time, it was blocked by Sir Quincy's horn.
"So, you want to fight, eh?" Sir Quincy questioned.
"Die scum!" Natalie gave him the one-fingered-salute and then swung her sword again. As she battled with Sir Quincy McFaggot, Jessica and Shaniqua were still tied in their epic breakdancing battle.
"Yo snow woman, jus' give up now. Ya can't beat me. I be da bomb when it comes to breakdancin'!"
"NEVER!" Jessica screamed. She started to do the worm.
"I be goin' to my Pink Pantha' club afta dis, and we a gonna kick ya ass! Ya no good cracker!"
"What the Hell is a Pink Panther club?" Jessica muttered.
"What be da Pink Panthas?! WHAT BE DA PINK PANTHAS?!" Shaniqua screamed. "We be a club dat's hatin' snow people like you. We be like dat Black Pantha club, only we'sa high school gang dat's made outta all us homegirls. We'sa wearin' our pink bandanas and pink cloaks, can't ya see? Are ya blind or sometin' cracker?!"
"I am no cracker! I'm Mexican and I live in a jail cell. And since they're out of cots, I have to sleep in a box. And you made fun of my job! My job is great! I work at the jail and pick up rats for a living! I hope you know that I make $2.01 per rat! And you ran over my box with a llama!" Jessica retorted.
Shaniqua blinked. "What da...?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought!" Jessica said.
"Let's take this to the Jerry Springer Show!" Jack squealed.
"Yeah! We'll settle both of your disputes on that show!" Will said to Jessica, Shaniqua, Sir Quincy McFaggot, and Natalie.
"Okay!" everyone said.
Luckily, the Jerry Springer Show was being hosted on a nearby island, so Jack steered the ship to it. The crew helped him tie the Black Pearl up to the dock. Everyone walked into the building on the island.
Steve, one of Jerry's bodyguard dudes greeted them inside. "Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Do whatever you want on stage!" he said.
"Okay!" Jessica said.
"And our next guests are here from Port Royal," Jerry Springer announced. "Everyone, welcome our guests, the crew of the Black Pearl and some of their enemies!"
Jessica, Shaniqua, Natalie, Sir Quincy, Jack, Will, and Anthony all walked onto the stage.
Jack immediately started to squeal like a little girl and fainted. Jessica breakdanced. Natalie and Will made out.
"Um...why are you here?" Jerry asked.
"Jerry, I am here to prove to dis snow woman dat I am da bomb when it comes to breakdancin', and no one is good as me!" Shaniqua said.
"And, I am here to tell Sir Quincy to back off!" Natalie said.
"Well, this looks like this show's going to be entertaining!" Jerry said.
The audience laughed.
"Well, Jessica and Shaniqua, you guys can go first," Jerry said. "Okay, how about this, they breakdance, and we decide who's the best?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" the audience said.
Jessica went first. She breakdanced as best as she could. The audience clapped in delight.
When Shaniqua went, the audience started to boo and chant: "Go to Oprah! GO TO OPRAH!"
"So, who do you think is the best breakdancer?" Jerry finally asked.
"JESSICA! JESSICA! JESSICA!" they chanted in unison.
"Well, I believe we have a winner! Jessica is officially the queen of breakdancing!" Jerry said. "Okay, now on to Natalie and..." Jerry blinked and stared at the name on his script. "...Sir Quincy McFaggot?"
"Yes, that's my name," the goat head said.
"Okaaay then! Why are you two here?" Jerry Springer asked.
"Because Sir Quincy is a stalker!" Natalie said.
"I am not!"
"Then how come you were on the ship?!" Natalie asked.
"I...I..." Sir Quincy fell silent.
"STALKER!" the audience bellowed. "GO TO OPRAH!"
"Let's settle this now!" Natalie yelled. She took Will's sword and ran towards Sir Quincy. None of the bodyguards even tried to stop her. She hacked viciously at the talking goat head.
"Get off me fiend!" Sir Quincy screamed.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" was Natalie's reply. She raised the sword to make the final blow.
"STOP!" two girls shouted.
Natalie turned around to see her two friends, Robyn and Melissa. Robyn was also known as "The Beast" because Melissa had given her that name. Contrary to what Melissa and Natalie said, Robyn did not have a giant unibrow that rose over her head like a giant square, and neither did she have a great cape made out of her own long hair. She was an ordinary girl that had short, light brown hair with hazel eyes. Melissa had long, wavy blonde hair and blue eyes. They were both running towards the stage with scalpels in their hands.
"Robyn? Melissa? What are you doing here?" Natalie asked.
"We just got back from Mr. Braly's biology class, and we noticed that Sir Quincy McFaggot was not in his usual spot on the cabinets, so we grabbed some scalpels and ran as fast as we could to the Jerry Springer Show," Robyn said.
"I like crap," Melissa said.
"That's lovely," said the undistinguishable form of Sir Quincy.
"AHHHH! HE TALKS?!" Robyn screamed. She took her scalpel and started to stab the talking goat head.
"KICKASS!" Melissa said. She began to stab Sir Quincy also.
Natalie took the other scalpel from Robyn and helped them torture Sir Quincy McFaggot. Everyone else watched in horror as the three girls mutated the screaming form of Sir Quincy, until his screams were nothing more but muffled hisses. And then it faded into silence. He was dead...again.
Natalie stood up in victory and started to breakdance alongside Jessica.
"Hell yeah!" Jack said. He started to breakdance with them. Will soon joined them in their breakdancing group. Soon enough, Jessica, Natalie, Jack, Will, Robyn, and Melissa were all breakdancing in victory.
While they did this, Anthony was staring in a mirror in utter horror. He started to screech.
"AHHHH!" he screamed. He ran around in circles for nearly a whole minute and then went up on the stage and said, "SOMEBODY POP MY PIMPLE!"
The whole building seemed to be silent. Natalie started to crack up hysterically and broke into song:
"More than angry words I hate this silence
It's getting so loud
Well I want to scream
But bitterness has silenced these emotions
It's getting hard to breathe..."
She laughed again and smiled wickedly. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Savage Garden's music rocks!" she said.
"Okaaay then!" Jerry Springer said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony said to Jerry. He pointed at a huge zit on his forehead between his eyes.
"Um...no!" Jerry said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked Melissa and Robyn.
"NO!" Robyn screamed.
"Ooh! A piece of crap!" Melissa said. She picked it up and put it in her pocket. "I'm gonna save this for later!" she said.
"Will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked Jack and Will.
"NEVER!" they both said.
"Jessica...?" Anthony asked.
"Hell no!" was her reply.
"Natalie, will you pop my pimple?" Anthony asked.
"You could resurrect a thousand words to deceive me more and more
A thousand words will give the reasons why I don't need you anymore
I'll say the words out loud. I'll say a thousand words or more
Manipulation. Fabrication.
Conversation. Annihilation
I'll say a thousand words or more
Damnation. Frustration. Elevation. Procreation.
I'll say a thousand words or more..."
Anthony gave her a confused look and then asked Shaniqua.
"Snow man, I no be a popin' no wan's pimples...got dat?!" she said.
Anthony stuck his tongue out at her and walked around asking people in the audience to pop his pimple.
And out of the middle of nowhere, a dude with a brown mullet came running onto the stage.
"Mullet Matt?" Jessica asked.
The mulleted guy nodded and said, "I shalt popeth thy pimple!"
Anthony grinned and said, "YAY!"
Mullet Matt ran up to Anthony, popped the pimple, and ran out of the building randomly laughing.
"Okaaay...that was really random!" Natalie announced.
"Aye, it was!" Jack said.
"What da...?" Shaniqua said. "Snow peeps," she muttered to herself.
"First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for being on my show," Jerry Springer said. He shook everyone's hands and then went to his little corner to do the "final thought" part of the show.
"You may not always think that you are being stalked by someone who seems to be dead, but don't always be so naïve...you can always be stalked by a random talking goat head. Paranoia is not a rare thing to have when you have been stuck on a pirate ship for more than a month or two. What our guests have shown today is that pirates are not in the right state of mind, even if their main drink has been taken away from them. This drink being rum. Also, do not always go around telling people that you are the best at something, because that will always go back and stab you in the back. 'Till next time, take care of yourself and each other," Jerry Springer said to the camera.
"RUM?!" the whole crew of the Black Pearl nearly screamed. They took off running out of the building and got back into the ship. They untied it from the dock and started to said back towards the Pearl Islands.
"I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be...
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we belong
So would you be my baby?" Natalie sang. She took out an electric blue toothbrush with rubber duckies on it and threw it at Anthony.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"I dunno!" Natalie said.
"Okaaay then!" he said.
"We're heading straight towards the Pearl Islands!" Will announced as he appeared from the captain's quarters. "I talked to Jack, and he's keen on finding the rum."
"Yay!" Jessica said. She breakdanced, of course, in excitement.
"That was really random today when Mullet Matt popped Anthony's pimple!" Natalie said.
"Yeah it was," Jessica agreed.
"My pimple went bye-bye!" Anthony said.
"Okaaay then!" Natalie said.
"That's gross!" Jessica exclaimed.
"I agree," Natalie nodded.
"Anything new?" asked Will.
"No," Jessica said.
"Same here...well...Mullet Matt popped my pimple!" Anthony replied. He then walked away.
"I suspect that the aliens are taking over the Congo Republic!" Natalie exclaimed.
"Okaaay then!" Will said.
"Do you know the Muffin man?" Jessica asked.
"The Muffin Man?" asked Will.
"The Muffin Man."
"Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane," Will replied.
"Well, she's married to the Muffin Man."
"The Muffin Man?!"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
"She's married to the Muffin Man..."
"Will, stop being weird and look at this!" Jack yelled across the ship.
"What is it?" Will asked. He went to where Jack was standing horrified. Natalie and Jessica followed.
"What the Hell?!" Natalie said.
Jack, Will, Natalie, and Jessica both stared at Anthony who was completely oblivious to them. He looked like he was hitting on himself in the mirror.
"How you doin'?" Anthony asked his mirror image.
He grinned at the mirror image, which grinned back. He then leaned into the mirror and started to make out with his twin in the mirror.
"EWWW!" Jessica screamed.
"What the Hell?!" Natalie yelled.
"Like, oh my god!" Jack squealed.
"Wow, he has issues!" Will said.
Anthony stopped in mid-makeout with himself and turned to see everyone staring at him. He turned bright red and muttered, "You never saw that!"
"I think Anthony came out of the closet..." Natalie said.
Anthony then tackled Natalie and told her to take it back. Jessica, seeing this, took out a rusty spork and began to saw at Anthony's arm. He stared at her and then got up and walked off muttering about how he hated eating utensils.
"Wow, that was random," Natalie said as she got up and dusted herself off.
"Yeah, it was," Jessica agreed.
Natalie took a sandwich out of her pocket and sniffed it.
"That was random, too," Will said.
"So is this!" Jessica took out a can of her favorite soda, Diet Vanilla Coke, and began to breakdance with it on her head.
Out of nowhere, a very skinny girl with light blonde hair came running towards Natalie and Jessica yelling, "FOOD!" She leapt at the sandwich and bit into it. She swiped the Diet Vanilla Coke can off of Jessica's head, then took off with the sandwich in her mouth, and jumped off the plank and into a small yellow raft and floated away.
"That was, again, VERY RANDOM!" Natalie said.
"My sandwich!" Natalie complained. "Chelsey ate my sandwich!"
"Chelsey?" asked Will.
"Yeah, she's our friend from when we went to school!" Natalie said. "She loves to eat, and she's really skinny!"
"Okaaay then!" Jack said.
Jessica stormed off to the galley to get another Diet Vanilla Coke. Jack went back to sailing his ship, and Natalie and Will went to check on Anthony to make sure that he was okay.
During this time, the Black Pearl drew closer to the Pearl Islands...