It isn't easy being tall. I can tell you that from experience seeing as I myself am 6ft 6, or somewhere around there. I've been that way for as long as I remember, which really isn't saying mush because I have lost my long-term memory.
Due to this small little detail I've been known to think I'm someone else. So far in the last week or so I've been five different superheros, a toilet repairman, a traveling salesman, my great aunt, an abnormally large elf, and a couple of minutes ago I was King.
Unfortunately I don't remember being any of these people. Truthfully I think it's all one cruel sick joke Alanna and Jon are playing on me.
Those two have always been a thorn in my side with their, "oh Raoul, lets pour hot soup in the ambassadors wife's lap" I'm Busy! "Oh Raoul, help us take over some random country so we'll have more people to torture" I'm washing my hair on that day! "Oh Raoul, let's dye Gary's hair purple!" I'd rather drowned puppies!
Can you believe I got locked in the dungeon for that one! Apparently drowning puppies is treason against the King.
Without me this country would fall apart!!! Then they'd all have something to "Oh Raoul" about.
"Oh Raoul, help us rebuild the country" NEVER! "Oh Raoul, we'll let you be King" LIARS! They'll beg and they'll grovel, but I'll never help them.
Then after I help them rebuild the country, I'll laugh in their faces. Hahahahaha!!! I'll tell them their weak, and then because I'm laughing like a mad man I'll fall off a cliff. Then they'll cry and come to my funeral saying things like:
"He's what kept our country stable" and, "He was so underappreciated"
Of course my loving wife will be the saddest one there a she remembers all the good times we had together, and as she tells everyone there that she's pregnant with my baby I'll wake up and scream, "LIAR! I know you've been cheating on me with…" but before I can get the name out I die again and everyone is back to being sad because they had all rejoiced when I woke up.
I wonder if lunch has started yet? I think I'll walk down to the dinning hall. Let me tell you what's going on for I am sure you cannot see for yourself.
I have just opened the door. Hey look! There's Kel and her dog Jump. I've just said "Hi" to her and she repeated it back. You know I once had a dog. His name was abnormally weird shaped elf, or at least that's what Alanna and Jon told me.
I've finally reached the dinning hall and can see my loving cheating wife waving me over to where she sits. She now wants me to go outside with her; it must be about who ever she's cheating on me with, I hope he's cute.
OH MY GODS!!! She just told me she's pregnant with my baby!
"LIAR!" I screamed, "I know you've been cheating on me with…" but before I could finish I died. Yep. I'm dead now.
Wait! What's this? It's the man my loving cheating wife is cheating on me with!!! Good thing he's cute! Look at that! He's comforting her!! I'm lying here dead and another man is comforting her! I'll kill him!!! If I weren't already dead I'd kill him!