Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is property of Gainax/TV Tokyo and Mr. Anno. Series distributed by ADV Films.
Notes: This fanfic does NOT intend to mock Catholic religion or any other beliefs.
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C&C obviously welcome.
Shinji will probably be OOC

*Shinji's thoughts*


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========================="Heavens & Hell Inc."================
=========Chapter1:Homework===========
Katsuragi residence
2:04 PM

The second and third child were in the living room arguing. As a matter of fact Asuka was the one arguing, textbooks were scattered all over floor and the radio was on:

"She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no"

Asuka´s yelling increased until it finally surpassed the radio's volume.
"Idiot!!! I know what I'm saying, I'm a college graduated after all!!! Ungrateful little boy!! I help you with your homework and you question my intelligence?? "

"I….I only suggested that……."Shinji started to said and stopped when he saw a huge book in her hand.

"Idiot!!!!!!!" She said as she threw the book at him. He never had a chance; the object caught him square in the head knocking him unconscious.
"Umph!! "She indignantly exclaimed at first, thinking he would get up in a few seconds. When nothing happened she walked up to him and prodded the comatose boy with her foot.
"Shinji?…….SHINJI? Great!!! Misato´s going to kill me!"

And in the background the song went on:
"She fucking hates me
Trust
She fucking hates me
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away"

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Shinji woke up hearing a voice; it appeared to be on the phone and it was eerie familiar:
"What do you mean? Ok, I understand. Yes, I'll tell them….. Oh! You're awake! How do you feel.?"
He gathered up the strength to open his eyes, and when he did, he wished he'hadn't done so. An intense bright light blinded him, which didn't help his headache at all; thankfully a second later Misato´s annoyed face hovered over him.

"My head hurts… " He slowly got up and looked around. Even if he was still half blinded he didn't recognize the room. Confused, he blurted out "Misato what is this place?"
As she opened her mouth to answer him the phone rang.

" Just a second, I'll be right back with you." " Havens and hell incorporated, How can I help you?" She cheerfully said. Shinji took the time to study her appearance. She was wearing a short black skirt and a blouse, nothing out of the ordinary. When she turned around to write something on her desk, he noted with some apprehension that she had black wings on her back…….. and was totally cool about it too.

"They are not taking calls today…..yes, in a business meeting.. Do you want to leave a message? mmuh, uhu, Ok, I'll tell them. Bye." She turned around again to address Shinji, interrupting his silent but equally effective mental breakdown.

"Where were we? Ah! I remember: Introductions. You're Shiji, right? You can call me Misato if you want. You are in……well …"Heavens & hell inc" Here is the card"
Shinji looked at the card. It read: 'H&H Inc: Your future is in our hands'

"Uh?" was his eloquent response.

She was running out of patience "Let me shine some light into your empty head: first of all you're inside of the most powerful corporation in the universe.
2º issue: I Look so much like your friend because unless you are dead, which you are not, you can't see the real me, so your subconscious is replacing my image with someone you know. I'm kind of happy with what you gave me. The same happens with the boss, Luc, and everyone else. Basically we're classified material until you're worm food"

"Dead? What do you mean dead? What's going on? "He cried in panic.

"No need to get so worked up. How could I say this tactfully??………I can't.. So I'll just say it. Here is the deal: Our system crashed at the same time you got hit. As a consequence you are stuck here until the system gets back online"

"I … don't understand. What system?"

"Were you born this way or that book totally annihilated your neurons? The system…".she said slowly like speaking to a particularly dense three year old "as in the computer that allow us to watch everything that happens on earth."

"Everything???" He yelled, as a faint blushed appeared on his face

"Don't be such a prude" She said as she ruffled her wings "Almost everyone does it, and despite common belief it's not a sin."

"I don't get it"

"Don't quit your day job kid you're as thick as a rock. To……AHH!! Don't do that Luc!!!!" She chastised someone behind Shinji. When he turned around he found out that 'Kaji'???? Was the reason for her halted speech. No, not Kaji. I'm seeing Kaji but it's not him; Shinji reasoned.

"Luc! Your fiancée called five times in the past 10 minutes. I told her you were on a meeting. Next time tell her the truth "

"Ok, thanks for the cover up darling, it won't happen again."'Misato´s' demeanor indicated that it was not the first time he said that and it wasn't going to be the last.

"Who's the little guy?"

"Shinji"

"And he is here because……… " 'Kaji' took his sunglasses off and stared at her. Shinji noted that 'Misato' was wearing sunglasses as well.

"The system crashed again"
At his upset expression she replied "don't look at me ! It's the scientists fault"

"When are they going to fixed it?"

"I'll find out, hang on a sec"
She got her cell phone out of her jacket and dialed more numbers than Shinji could count.
"Hi, I want to know how long will it take to put everything back together……… Well, maybe if you hadn't done that stupid experiment we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place!!……Yes, I'll tell him" She hung up the phone and said to Luc:
"About half an hour"

"Ok. But if it's not done in 30 minutes you'll feel my wrath. We have a company to run; we can't stop admitting people just because that stupid thing died on us" He said with a frown, and then he changed his expression to talk to Shinji; He did it so fast that the teen wondered if Luc had split personalities "So you are the poor soul that suffers for our mistakes. It's nice to meet you. It's refreshing to see a new face around here"

"Are you calling me old?" the purple haired woman asked him. He ignored her and resumed his conversation with the boy:

"Tell me: what do you think of this place so far?"

"To be honest, I don't know what to make of it, sir"

"Please, call me Luc; everybody does. But if you prefer...... Lucifer will do "

"Uh???"

"Luc! Look what you've done! "


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