Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Naruto characters (Pity) and we have no
intention of doing anything bad to them.
AN: The chars are once again very OOC, especially Hinata. We'd like to apologize for the long wait. We would have updated sooner, but.....eh. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 2
Let The Games Be-....Sakura! Where's Your Lipstick!?
"Somebody please help me!!"
Sakura's cry echoed through all of Konoha. Ino looked at her watch.
"Hmm....I think we should rescue Sakura now..."
Ino looked around with a satisfied smirk at the gleaming hall, complete with balloons, streamers, booze (and food), disco lights, smoke machine and a very large sound system. She then turned with a frown to the middle of the hall, where her "assistants" lay in a crumpled heap, covered in sweat, dirt, grease, dust, mud and other substances.
She walked quietly and slowly towards them, whipped out a megaphone, and screamed down at them,
"GET UP!!! You can't go to the party looking like that!!"
As one entity, the entire group jumped 3 meters into the air. Looking furious, Ino continued to scream.
"Get out and get dressed now!" She yelled, pointing at the door.
Grumbling, they slowly dragged their limp and beaten bodies out the door.
"Hinata," Ino said as she beckoned to the pearly-eyed girl.
"It's time to save Sakura," she said as she put on a pair of designer sunglasses. Hinata nodded as she coolly did the same.
They walked out into a long, deserted street to see Sakura running full- pelt towards them, with Lee pursuing closely behind. As Sakura ran past them, they grabbed hold of her, and quickly ducked into a nearby alleyway.
Lee ran straight past them, and then stopped in confusion. He looked around, calculating what had just happened, then came to a conclusion.
"My pink haired goddess!!!" He cried, "You have been abducted!! But, never fear!!! Your noble, valiant and 'handsome' prince shall rescue you!!!!"
With that, he sped off in the opposite direction. All three girls looked at each other and sweatdropped.
After "rescuing" Sakura, they all went back to Sakura's house to get her, and themselves, ready for her birthday party, under the guise of getting ready for Kakashi's "dinner party".
"Sakura! I refuse to let you out in that!!"
"What!? Why not?" Sakura asked as she looked down at her comfy sweatpants, and what was obviously a guy's shirt. Ino glared in exasperation at her.
"Because it is....is...."
Hinata walked through the door with a cosmetics bag.
"....is that Sasuke's shirt?"
Sakura glanced around nervously.
"Um....no..."
"Really....." Hinata said as she noted the Uchiha fan on the back. Ino sighed.
"Because it's so....bleugh!!"
Sakura looked at her indignantly.
"Are you insulting my clothes?"
Hinata stepped between the two of them.
"Ok, ok, let's not get physical ladies. Sakura, nobody is insulting 'your' clothes. But, since you don't seem to have any clothes with an ounce of femininity in them, you can borrow some of ours."
Ino smiled, and Sakura looked at her nervously.
15 minutes later
"I don't think so," Sakura said as she examined her reflection in the mirror.
She stood in a bright pink mini skirt, spindly pink high heels, a hot pink tank top, and her hair done up in piggy tails, with numerous pink ribbons.
"Aw, really?" Hinata said.
"Not a chance in hell," Sakura replied sternly.
"Ok, next outfit," Ino chirped. She seemed to be enjoying this.
Another 15 minutes later
Sakura looked mildly disgusted and highly embarrassed as she stood there in a bra seemingly made of cobwebs, and a skirt about 5 cm long.
Hinata looked at her face.
"Ok, ok, next outfit..."
Another 15 minutes later
"Hmm.............."
Sakura looked back at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a satin, emerald green dress, Chinese style, with no sleeves. It split at mid thigh, and then went down to her knees. Underneath, she wore black pants which flared out at the ends. The dress was embroidered with silver cherry blossoms, and the pants with a silver dragon wrapped around each leg.
Hinata and Ino looked at her in awe.
"Oh yeah, definitely the one."
Sakura smiled slightly.
"Ok, it'll do."
Hinata also smiled and clapped her hands together.
"Now it's time for your shoes, hair and make-up!"
Before Sakura could reply, Ino came back from the bathroom.
"Sakura, where's your make-up?"
Sakura pointed to a box in a dark corner.
Upon opening it, Ino discovered only 4 items. It consisted of two, hardly used tubes of lip balm, a can of deodorant, and a stick of mascara, still in its packet. She gasped.
"Is this all!?"
Sakura nodded. "Yeah, that's all of it."
Hinata shook her head.
"Thank god we brought our own..."
Sakura hastily backed away.
"Oh no, you're not getting that stuff on me!"
Hinata turned to Ino with an evil grin.
"Ino, get the rope."
For the third time that day, Sakura's screams echoed through all of Konoha.
AN: We hope you guys enjoyed that. Please review and ask if you have any questions. Ja ne!!!
AN: The chars are once again very OOC, especially Hinata. We'd like to apologize for the long wait. We would have updated sooner, but.....eh. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 2
Let The Games Be-....Sakura! Where's Your Lipstick!?
"Somebody please help me!!"
Sakura's cry echoed through all of Konoha. Ino looked at her watch.
"Hmm....I think we should rescue Sakura now..."
Ino looked around with a satisfied smirk at the gleaming hall, complete with balloons, streamers, booze (and food), disco lights, smoke machine and a very large sound system. She then turned with a frown to the middle of the hall, where her "assistants" lay in a crumpled heap, covered in sweat, dirt, grease, dust, mud and other substances.
She walked quietly and slowly towards them, whipped out a megaphone, and screamed down at them,
"GET UP!!! You can't go to the party looking like that!!"
As one entity, the entire group jumped 3 meters into the air. Looking furious, Ino continued to scream.
"Get out and get dressed now!" She yelled, pointing at the door.
Grumbling, they slowly dragged their limp and beaten bodies out the door.
"Hinata," Ino said as she beckoned to the pearly-eyed girl.
"It's time to save Sakura," she said as she put on a pair of designer sunglasses. Hinata nodded as she coolly did the same.
They walked out into a long, deserted street to see Sakura running full- pelt towards them, with Lee pursuing closely behind. As Sakura ran past them, they grabbed hold of her, and quickly ducked into a nearby alleyway.
Lee ran straight past them, and then stopped in confusion. He looked around, calculating what had just happened, then came to a conclusion.
"My pink haired goddess!!!" He cried, "You have been abducted!! But, never fear!!! Your noble, valiant and 'handsome' prince shall rescue you!!!!"
With that, he sped off in the opposite direction. All three girls looked at each other and sweatdropped.
After "rescuing" Sakura, they all went back to Sakura's house to get her, and themselves, ready for her birthday party, under the guise of getting ready for Kakashi's "dinner party".
"Sakura! I refuse to let you out in that!!"
"What!? Why not?" Sakura asked as she looked down at her comfy sweatpants, and what was obviously a guy's shirt. Ino glared in exasperation at her.
"Because it is....is...."
Hinata walked through the door with a cosmetics bag.
"....is that Sasuke's shirt?"
Sakura glanced around nervously.
"Um....no..."
"Really....." Hinata said as she noted the Uchiha fan on the back. Ino sighed.
"Because it's so....bleugh!!"
Sakura looked at her indignantly.
"Are you insulting my clothes?"
Hinata stepped between the two of them.
"Ok, ok, let's not get physical ladies. Sakura, nobody is insulting 'your' clothes. But, since you don't seem to have any clothes with an ounce of femininity in them, you can borrow some of ours."
Ino smiled, and Sakura looked at her nervously.
15 minutes later
"I don't think so," Sakura said as she examined her reflection in the mirror.
She stood in a bright pink mini skirt, spindly pink high heels, a hot pink tank top, and her hair done up in piggy tails, with numerous pink ribbons.
"Aw, really?" Hinata said.
"Not a chance in hell," Sakura replied sternly.
"Ok, next outfit," Ino chirped. She seemed to be enjoying this.
Another 15 minutes later
Sakura looked mildly disgusted and highly embarrassed as she stood there in a bra seemingly made of cobwebs, and a skirt about 5 cm long.
Hinata looked at her face.
"Ok, ok, next outfit..."
Another 15 minutes later
"Hmm.............."
Sakura looked back at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a satin, emerald green dress, Chinese style, with no sleeves. It split at mid thigh, and then went down to her knees. Underneath, she wore black pants which flared out at the ends. The dress was embroidered with silver cherry blossoms, and the pants with a silver dragon wrapped around each leg.
Hinata and Ino looked at her in awe.
"Oh yeah, definitely the one."
Sakura smiled slightly.
"Ok, it'll do."
Hinata also smiled and clapped her hands together.
"Now it's time for your shoes, hair and make-up!"
Before Sakura could reply, Ino came back from the bathroom.
"Sakura, where's your make-up?"
Sakura pointed to a box in a dark corner.
Upon opening it, Ino discovered only 4 items. It consisted of two, hardly used tubes of lip balm, a can of deodorant, and a stick of mascara, still in its packet. She gasped.
"Is this all!?"
Sakura nodded. "Yeah, that's all of it."
Hinata shook her head.
"Thank god we brought our own..."
Sakura hastily backed away.
"Oh no, you're not getting that stuff on me!"
Hinata turned to Ino with an evil grin.
"Ino, get the rope."
For the third time that day, Sakura's screams echoed through all of Konoha.
AN: We hope you guys enjoyed that. Please review and ask if you have any questions. Ja ne!!!