A/N: Based on Foo Fighters--Learn To Fly. I've always wanted to make this song into some sort of fic somehow…
HATER HANNAH
"LEARN TO DIE"
Run and tell all of the devils
This could take all night
Think I need a gas can to help me
Get things right
I set a match to his body
He did not struggle or fight
We sat around laughing
And watch the last hair die
Now I'm looking at his dead body
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me kill him right
I'm looking for a complication
Looking 'cause I'm tired of lying
He can go back home
When he learns to die
Think I've got a foolproof plan
It can't wait one night
I swear I'll kill him right
If you give me one last try
We'd live happily ever
If he would up and die
Run and tell the devils
That everything is all right
Now I'm looking at his dead body
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me kill him right
I'm looking for a complication
Looking 'cause I'm tired of trying
He can go back home
When he learns to die
Dan, you'll die slowly
I promise it will bring pain
Tryin' to make this inhumane…
Dan, you'll die slowly
I promise it will bring pain
Tryin' to make this inhumane…
Now I'm looking at his dead body
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me kill him right
I'm looking for a complication
Looking 'cause I'm tired of trying
He can go back home
When he learns to die
A/N: I wrote this while listening to the original some at one in the morning, so if it's not my best I'm sorry. But I truly believe that any song against Dan, basically no matter how it's written, is a good one. Right? Right? Good. I knew you'd see it my way.