A/N: Now this is written to go along with one of my all-time favorites, Three Dog Night--Joy to the World. And now, not the Joy to the World you'd sing in church, the one with the bullfrog. I really don't know how many people actually know the song, but this remake is a Dan Hater song, so enjoy.
Dannie Boy was a grease ball
Was no friend of mine
I never knew a person that liked him
And we'll laugh when it's his time
Singin', joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in his head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
If I were the Queen of the world
I tell you what I'd do
I'd take a lit match to your hair
Try to stop me if you dare
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in your head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
You know I love to plan
The day I will kill you
We'd all form a circle with our pitchforks and guns
Kill you and yell "Yahoo!"
I said, kill you and yell "Yahoo!"
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in your head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in your head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me…
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in your head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the one who put a bullet in your head
Rejoice, 'cause Dan is dead
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls…