FERRET, FUZZY, JEWELS AND LIL BLU MEET KING ARTHUR

Disclaimer: Blah, blah, did you really think we owned the King Arthur characters...well for anyone who did...we don't. We do own Ferret, Fuzzy, Lil Blu and Jewels...so NO stealing.

Author notes: Important...please read.

Okay! Hey everyone...this account is actually shared by 2 ppl...and this is our first fanfic... so please be nice and no flames please . Basically this story is about four girls from our time who travel back in time to meet King Arthur and his knights. Here is a summary for each person:

Ferret=star wars freak, has light sabre

Fuzzy=lip gloss goth, lip gloss in shape of cross, Orlando Bloom freak

Lil Blu=Matrix obsessed, spoon, likes Trinity (no not the way your thinking)

Jewels=the only normal one, dictionary, the smartest one, another Orlando Bloom freak.

Oh yeah...and the story is written in script format...Anyway...enjoy!

That's all from us...read and review please;)

We see four girls standing in a hall. Jewels and Ferret are fighting with Ferret holding a fake light sabre and Jewels holding a dictionary. Fuzzy and Lil Blu are standing, spectators from a distance.

Lil Blu: Aah...we're a safe distance away... we'll be perfectly fine (smiles smugly). Hehe...take your time killing yourselves!!!

Fuzzy: Yeah...you'd have to be some kinda psycho macho man to chuck that far. (Dictionary comes flying their way.) Lil Blu ducks and Fuzzy gets hit right in the face. Jewels: Look what you did to my dictionary!! Okay, you're going to pay for that! (grabs Ferret's light sabre and hurls it at them, it hits Fuzzy in the face, just as she was waking up from unconsciousness, she falls unconscious again).

Lil Blu: SO...I guess they must both be 'psycho macho men.'

(Fuzzy wakes up and gets pissed, she works up a whirlwind, or at least she thought it was that, it turns out to be a time warp. The rest of the gang is interested and they walk in, dragging Fuzzy with them being the nice friends they are. The gang finds themselves in a battlefield. They see a guy who's kissing some random woman).

Ferret: Hey, look! He's cheating on his wife. FINALLY, I can use my light sabre to kill him. READY OR NOT HERE I COME!!!

Guy: No, no, don't you know who I am, I am the mighty king Arthur and I get to bed whoever I want, including you. Hey, you look HOT!

(Ferret blushes)

Jewels: (pissed off) Hey you stupid imbecile, can't you see I'm hotter than she is! Stupid idiot. (Throws a dictionary at him and knocks him out)

Lil Blu: Hey, aren't you cheating on YOUR boyfriend.

Jewels: ....What boyfriend?

Lil Blu: You know...the one with the nerdy glasses and geeky smile and twin dictionary to yours. wink wink nudge nudge

Fuzzy: HA!! Now Orlando will surely ditch you for what you have done!! And he'll be all mine! (psycho glare in her eyes)

Lil Blu: Um...actually...I was talking about Orlando.

Fuzzy: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ferret: Oh come on, doesn't everyone know that Darth Vader is the hottest guy in the 22nd quarter of the plasma universe!

Everyone else: ...

Ferret: What? You mean you've never heard of it? THE PLASMA UNIVERSE. HELLO PEOPLE!!! What century are YOU living in?

Jewels: I'm guessing about the fourth...

Ferret, Fuzzy and Lil Blue Alien: THE FOURTH CENTURY?!?! (all 4 girls faint)

King Arthur: I guess you'll have to stay with me then ladies...(smiles smugly)

A/N: Yeah...we know this chapter wasn't focused on King Arthur very much...but it will be in the future!