A/N: Well, here's more of the contest. I have found a new song for Boromir
to sing, and if you are a Boromir fan, you should watch out. This will seem
very weird. And if you have any suggestions for a Boromir song, they will
appear in future chapters.
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"Boromir! Get you sorry butt up here now and ding your sorry song!" Denethor screams. He has gotten over his acute appendicitis, unfortunately.
"Yes, sing your song, you lowly piece of Gondorian dirt!" Commodore Norrington says, like he's the best. He really isn't.
Boromir has gotten on the stage. He has a rather pleased smile on his face.
"I'm going to sing "Toxic" by Britney Spears!" Boromir screams.
Legolas stands up.
"OHMIGOD, that's my favorite song!" he shrieks. Ha, funny. Or not.
"Toxic?" Faramir says, looking like he's going to wet himself because he's laughing so hard. And if I was really cruel towards Faramir, I would make him wet himself, but Faramir ROCKS, so don't touch him, filthy girls! He's all mine! Sorry about that. On with the story....
"Baby can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it
Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my mind
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Backups: Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking me over
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Backups: Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
(Speaks) I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now." Boromir sings. Legolas has been singing along, Barret has been looking on in horror, Norrington has fainted, and Faramir has been laughing, and now his face is beet red. Denethor has been grooving, trying to look all cool. Well, he is Denethor.
"I give it...2 of 10." Norrington says.
"5 of 10." Barret Bonden says.
"9 of 10!" Legolas shrieks.
"10 of 10!" Denethor says.
"Yay!!" Boromir squeals.
A/N: Well, there's more where this came from! Check back soon, I still would like song requests! Just to make the people happy!
"Boromir! Get you sorry butt up here now and ding your sorry song!" Denethor screams. He has gotten over his acute appendicitis, unfortunately.
"Yes, sing your song, you lowly piece of Gondorian dirt!" Commodore Norrington says, like he's the best. He really isn't.
Boromir has gotten on the stage. He has a rather pleased smile on his face.
"I'm going to sing "Toxic" by Britney Spears!" Boromir screams.
Legolas stands up.
"OHMIGOD, that's my favorite song!" he shrieks. Ha, funny. Or not.
"Toxic?" Faramir says, looking like he's going to wet himself because he's laughing so hard. And if I was really cruel towards Faramir, I would make him wet himself, but Faramir ROCKS, so don't touch him, filthy girls! He's all mine! Sorry about that. On with the story....
"Baby can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it
Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my mind
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Backups: Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking me over
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Backups: Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
(Speaks) I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now." Boromir sings. Legolas has been singing along, Barret has been looking on in horror, Norrington has fainted, and Faramir has been laughing, and now his face is beet red. Denethor has been grooving, trying to look all cool. Well, he is Denethor.
"I give it...2 of 10." Norrington says.
"5 of 10." Barret Bonden says.
"9 of 10!" Legolas shrieks.
"10 of 10!" Denethor says.
"Yay!!" Boromir squeals.
A/N: Well, there's more where this came from! Check back soon, I still would like song requests! Just to make the people happy!