A/N: Thank you for the ideas for songs! They will be put in the next
chapter! Yay! Time for Faramir to sing! Whoo-hoo!
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"After that performance by Boromir, I don't think anything could compare with that level of singing and that song. I mean, "Toxic"? That's the best song ever!" Denethor says, wearing a goony smile and looking idiotic.
"Well, I think we should let the other piece of Gondorian Dirt sing." Norrington says, looking all high and mighty. As if.
"Ok, well, I'm going to sing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by Guns-N-Roses!" Faramir says.
"Not more Guns-N-Roses!" Denethor moans. Too bad, Denethor!
"Mama take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark, too dark to see.
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door hey, hey, hey, hey yeah.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door, ooh yeah
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them any more
That cold black cloud is coming down
Feels like I'm knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door hey, hey, hey, hey yeah.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door, ooh yeah
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door yeah, yeah, yeah
(Backup singer: You just better start stifffin' your own rank subjugation Jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive.)
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Oooh yeeeaaah!!!" Faramir sings. Wow.
"10 for 10!" Barret says.
"7 for 10." Norrington says.
"6.5 for 10" Legolas says.
"4.5 for 10." Denethor says.
"What?" Faramir asks as Boromir laughs in the background.
"Once again, you're singing about me beaing a bad ruler!" Denethor says.
"I was singing about death! How is that about you being a bad ruler?!" Faramir says.
"Death? Oh, that reminds me....Bring wood and oil!" Denethor says.
"Oh, crap here we go again." Faramir says, looking like this has happened every day of his life. ------------------------------ A/N: Sorry for the short chapter! I will write more, now that I have some songs for Bori to sing! YAY! Evil thoughts are in my head.
"After that performance by Boromir, I don't think anything could compare with that level of singing and that song. I mean, "Toxic"? That's the best song ever!" Denethor says, wearing a goony smile and looking idiotic.
"Well, I think we should let the other piece of Gondorian Dirt sing." Norrington says, looking all high and mighty. As if.
"Ok, well, I'm going to sing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by Guns-N-Roses!" Faramir says.
"Not more Guns-N-Roses!" Denethor moans. Too bad, Denethor!
"Mama take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark, too dark to see.
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door hey, hey, hey, hey yeah.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door, ooh yeah
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them any more
That cold black cloud is coming down
Feels like I'm knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door hey, hey, hey, hey yeah.
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door, ooh yeah
Knock, knock knocking on heaven's door yeah, yeah, yeah
(Backup singer: You just better start stifffin' your own rank subjugation Jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive.)
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Oooh yeeeaaah!!!" Faramir sings. Wow.
"10 for 10!" Barret says.
"7 for 10." Norrington says.
"6.5 for 10" Legolas says.
"4.5 for 10." Denethor says.
"What?" Faramir asks as Boromir laughs in the background.
"Once again, you're singing about me beaing a bad ruler!" Denethor says.
"I was singing about death! How is that about you being a bad ruler?!" Faramir says.
"Death? Oh, that reminds me....Bring wood and oil!" Denethor says.
"Oh, crap here we go again." Faramir says, looking like this has happened every day of his life. ------------------------------ A/N: Sorry for the short chapter! I will write more, now that I have some songs for Bori to sing! YAY! Evil thoughts are in my head.