A/N: Thanks for the Lovely reviews!! THANK YOU!! Faramir will now sing something besides Guns-N-Roses {GASP!}! Guns-N-Roses did do this song, but Rolling Stones originally wrote it. I know; you're all shocked that I have moved on from Guns-N-Roses! But its time had come. Uh, yeah. So, to anyone who thinks that Faramir is theirs, I would suggest that you clear out of here before I kill you fore heresy and blasphemy! Thankfully, school is out, so there will be constant upgrades! Yay!
"Faramir, get up there! You need to sing, damnit!" Denethor yells.
"Aright! I'm going to sing "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones." Faramir says.
"YAY! No more Guns-N-Roses!!!" Denethor screeches.
"Someone shoot him!" Norrington says, rubbing his forehead.
"Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet youu
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Saint Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Oh, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah ah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedy's?"
When after all
It was you and me
So let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay.
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Get down, baby (A snazzy guitar solo, performed by Faramir, follows. We see a mosh going on. A mosh? Whatever.)
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some strength
So if you meet me
Have some curtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, yeah
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Oh yeah
Tell me baby, what's my name?
Tell me, honey, can you guess my name?" Faramir sung, to the delight of the authoress and PopcornLeader. PopcornLeader promptly fainted as Faramir smiled and winked at her. A guard of the Citadel had to cart her off in a wheelbarrow.
"9 of 10!"- Norrington
"10 of 10!" – Bonden
"7 of 10!"- Legolas
"5 of 10."- Denethor.
Faramir walks off the stage, muttering to himself about crazy stewards and pyromaniacs.
A/N: Thank you to my lovely reviewers! I love you all! Free Rhubarb Pie! YAY!