CRAZY LUNATIC EXPERIMENTS
Summary: Hermione's aunt has been called to Hogwarts as she needs lots of children to be her 'guinea pigs' and of course, only Dumbledore is nice enough to let someone experiment with his students . . .
NARRATED BY MOI!
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NO SPOILERS.
ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!: I do actually spend much of my time writing all these thanks, SO READ THEM!!!!!!!!!!! ~
^-^ Smileyface1314 ~ Erm . . . I do actually read them over before I post them . . . twice actually, I'm sorry I don't have enough time to read them through again? I can't change anything anyway, cus even if it is confusing (which it always is) its the plot, and plots are kind of really hard to change . . . anyways, thanks for reviewing!
^-^ Fluff ~ Yeah, pretty much everyone was like 'I don't get it' on the last, last chappie, never mind! That chappie wasn't very important anyways, you win some, you lose some. I just you enjoy this chapter!
^-^ Tinuviel Storm ~ Okay, okay, I'll think about the break thing a bit more . . . and no, the whole point of having a break is so that I CAN finish this fic, its really hard to do so . . . and its not helping with the pressure, which is why I am suggesting the break! Lol, don't worry anyways, H and D will get hooked up by the time this fic ends, trust me. Here's the update, and thank you so much for writing such a 'long-ass' review!!! Lol.
^-^ Formerly known as MousaS, Cliche'Brat ~ Lol, actually I don't know if you've told me that, but you have now! So really, it doesn't matter that much. Thanks so much for reviewing, it means a lot to me.
^-^ Milocachica ~ Thanks for reviewing, and yes! I've already reviewed 'Too Late', it's really good! *Cheesy Grin * Now, the Little Draco thing, he isn't DRACO DRACO, just, a bigger Draco and his appearance you will find out more about if you just read this chapter (and if you still don't, then you can ask . . . again! Lol) Oh, and sorry for making you feel like you should say sorry, lol, thanks again for reviewing!
^-^ Gina ~ Hehe, yeah, wouldn't it be cool if we could have like, a real life Draco running around? Oh wait, how about TWO. HEHEHEHEH, lol, sorry, hyperness freak or what! Most people liked the line you liked as well . . . oh and thanks for the review dudette!
^-^ Midnight Solitaire ~ Howdy! I haven't heard from you for a while, and its nice to know you're reading, lol! Anyway, a week wouldn't really be a break, I mean, I take a week to update! I would never give this fic up anyway, if I had a break, I'd just relax and laze about a bit, get some homework done, etc. I would eventually get back to it after a month or so . . . and anyways, I'm still considering! Thanks for reviewing!
^-^ Paprika90 ~ YAY! Lol, you're the only person (so far down my list) that has agreed to me having a break! I am only considering, it was just that I was like, panicking and getting paranoid (as you do . . .) but I might not have a break at all, it really depends . . . anyways, thanks mucho for your review, meant a lot to me!
^-^ Slammin-Sorceress ~ Aw thanks a bunch! I really hope you enjoy this chappie as well, and also review it afterwards, now that would be awesome!
^-^ Dracoluver2009 ~ Lol, thanks so much! I was kind of scared when I changed Little Draco that people would be like, oh no, he's no longer cute and adorable! Well, that's why I changed him into a fit and good-looking teenager, so I'm so glad that you like him again! Lol.
^-^ Spaced Out Spaced Cadet ~ YAY! YOU REVIEWED! AGAIN! Lol, you review so often I'm scared you think I'm taking you for granted, lol, and thanks again for saying all the things that you do! I'll try to update ASAP!
^-^ Anonymous ~ Yeah, I guess I'm not exactly a very fast updater anymore, but compared to others (which I can mention but won't), I'm pretty okay! Lol, I don't know if a break will be for the better to be honest, maybe I'll be even more blank and useless . . . well, its an option – you can never be entirely sure of what's going to happen!
^-^ Cereza ~ BOB SHALL BE THE BOMB!!! Lol, he would just look so cute dressed in a tiny little suit, hehehe, god, you are hilarious dude . . . thanks so much for reviewing!
^-^ Some12 ~ Thanks for the review, and what you said! Hehehe, that is so cool that your friend's family is adopting someone!!! It sounds so cute! Lol, but it so totally sucks that you have to eat only stuff like jelly – nothing against jelly or nothing – I LOOOVE JELLY!!! Lol, anyways, toodles for now!
^-^ Pyroprincess4rmeverwood ~ Lol, okay . . . but I'm still THINKING about it . . .
^-^ Natyslacks ~ Hiya natyslacks, yeah, that's what another reviewer said as well! I'm glad you reckon having two 'big' Draco's are good though – more to go around (hehehe)! I am only thinking about the break (I keep telling everyone) so I don't know . . . I'm not even sure if it'll do me any good or not . . .
^-^ Rupy ~ Lol, thanks rupy, for the review and everything, you know. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chappie, and review afterwards! (Hint, hint)
^-^ BeanTaiPaw ~ Hehe, THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A REALLY HOT GUY NOW! Lol, I needed to make him hot because otherwise everyone would just miss Little Draco (being little) too much.
^-^ Eventuality ~ Yeah, even I feel kind of sorry for Hermione, and I wrote this fic . . . oh well, its not like her hell is going to last forever! Thank you very much for the review, I hope (if you're reading this) that you enjoy the chappie, and tell me what you think in a review! Thanks
^-^ NewSecretRose ~ Wow, thanks for reviewing so many times! I FEEL SO SPECIAL! *Sniff * Lol, really, thanks a lot!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the first chapter so much and everything, it means so much to any author to know that someone likes their fic so much, and I'm no different! You should know though, you write! Lol. Anyways, thanks again for everything you wrote – the first review for the first chapter was long enough for you to write NO reviews for the rest of them! Heh, I'm not picky.
^-^ ShortStuff10 ~ Lol, okay Ding, the reason why I asked the reviewers what they thought of me having a break is basically cus' I don't even know myself – so its always nice to hear some opinions! I still don't know now, but if I really get annoyed of typing then yeah, I'll post a note to say! I'll probably get murdered and never get to finish this fic but whoopee doo . . .
^-^ Burgundyred ~ No, Hermione won't get mixed up between Lil' D (who's not really little any more) and Big Draco cus' they look alike but . . . are different, if that made any sense. Anyway, you're taking a break? Well, that's good for you! I can only say that I hope you're back soon . . . I'm not sure about me having a break cus' it is okay writing each chappie now that I've been back from my holiday, but it's just that sometimes I just get annoyed of typing anything and I just want to sit and do nothing. Thanks for reviewing, its nice to know you're still reading!!! YAY
^-^ Detrianelle ~ Hey, thanks for the review, and thanks for putting me on you're list of thingys! (I would type what list but I've been typing all day and I'm beginning to get annoyed, hehe) Here's the update! I really do hope you enjoy this chappie, and review afterwards too, now after I finish writing the thanks, I'll get on with the next chapter . . .
^-^ Fairy Lights ~ Don't worry, lol, I will carry on with this fic for as long as I love Harry Potter – and I swore that I would forever! Lol, I'm awful at spelling too, and I have to admit, some ideas I can't exactly take credit for, some of them are from reviewers that have wonderful imaginations, and some of them are mine . . . the beginning ones are mostly mine because then, no one really bothered to think . . . lol.
^-^ Heylolover ~ Okay, I'll try to keep them in character – to be honest, I didn't really think they were in character, so thanks a lot for saying so! More kissing will come soon, I finally have an image to how it's going to end! Actually, not exactly an image to end it, but a (very, very) general idea . . . oh, and thanks for the review!!
^-^ Aku-neko ~ Really? Sorry, I do try and edit all my chapters before posting them, but you know, sometimes you just miss stuff out . . . someone reviewed and pointed out that I spelt favourite wrong and that it was favorite, I found out that my way of spelling it is the British way, and their way is the American way. However, I know I do spell a lot of words wrong (sometimes deliberately), and my grammar is absolutely AWFUL (I should revise but I'm lazy, hehe) but that 'favourite' accusation was something I shall not admit to!! . . . You know, I think I should be blabbing this to the person who accused me and not you . . . my apologies!
^-^ Luza ~ Well, Hermione and Draco are both in the last year of Hogwarts, so they're both seventeen. Thanks for the review!!! I hope you like this chappie as well.
^-^ Victoria Lee ~ Love scenes . . . okay, I will try, but its hard to keep them in character, in love, and keep humour in as well. Oh and favourite is spelt like that in Britain, its spelt like how you spelt it (favorite) in America (which is where you're from I'm guessing), so technically, I didn't spell anything wrong. Thanks for reviewing so many times!
^-^ Happigolucki616 ~ HI!! Lol, thanks a lot for reviewing this, and commenting on what was in it too, (hardly any of my reviewers actually do that) Lol, if you kill me for having a break, then I will never finish this fic cus I'm dead, HA! SO I KNOW YOU CANNOT KILL ME! Lol.
^-^ Angel-dolpin1 ~ Thanks, he's cute even now? Wow.
^-^ UntitledN'stayinthatway ~ Well, Little Draco isn't older than Draco exactly, he is exactly the same age as Draco, and by exactly, I mean, EXACTLY. Lol, same time and everything! I guess this might make everything even more confusing . . . nevermind!!
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: All grown up
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, how many times have I said it? Obviously, not enough. You know, I don't understand myself. I'm annoyed of typing disclaimers in every chapter, but really, I don't NEED to type disclaimers in every chapter! I know, you're thinking, how thick, but now, you see that a girl of my intelligence (or lack of it) cannot own something as great as Harry Potter! Agreed?
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"OH, MY, LORDIE LORD."
Hermione continued to gape at the once small and adorable boy. Now, he was a tall, fit, overall good-looking teenager with spiked up platinum blonde hair and a grin that she knew would make any girl weak at the knees. How absurd.
"Would you stop gaping at me Hermsi? You're really creeping me out now," Little Draco (not appropriate name, but nevermind) frowned at her. His voice was too deep to be not creepy.
"Erm . . . have you looked in the mirror lately?" Hermione asked. He looked at her as though he was about to cry.
"YOU'RE INSULTING ME AREN'T YOU????? I KNEW I WAS UGLY ALL ALONG!!!!!"
Little Draco began to start yelling and hitting random objects (like Neville) as Hermione realised that unless she told him with exact words what she meant, he was never going to get the message. She sighed and patted him to try and stop him from hitting anything else, and surprisingly enough, he did. He looked down at her.
"Did you shrink or something Hermsi? You look really weird from up here," Little Draco pondered as he waved down at her.
"No, Lil' D, you grew about 5and a half ft actually. Go look at yourself in the window glass and you'll see what I mean."
Immediately, Little Draco strode over to a nearby window and peered at his reflection before grinning, "Boy am I gorgeous!"
Hermione rolled her eyes, "No!!! YOU'RE BLOODY SEVENTEEN!!!!"
He looked at her for a minute before grinning and winking at her, "Oh yeah, that too."
"SERENA!!!!!! I THINK THE POTION WENT WRONG!!!!!!" Hermione yelled. Serena soon came rushing over, holding a tea towel and a can of bug disinfectant.
"Okay! Where is that little twerp?"
"Up here."
Little Draco waved and grinned a cheeky smile. Serena looked at him and soon ran away, her cheeks flushed and her can of disinfectant forgotten on the dirty pub floor.
"You know something Hermsi," Little Draco said as he patted her on the head and began to lean on her, "There's some things that I never realised until I got seventeen. Like, that Serena girl is ugly, so is her, and her, and her, and her . . . oh and her too. AND, those uniforms you have to wear don't do anything for the girls . . . oh and she's ugly too. Now . . . I wonder how many of these mingers I can kiss before sunset . . ."
Hermione sighed as Little Draco continued to point out the 'mingers' (which was practically the entire population of Hogwarts). Looked like Little D was going to be just like his 'father'. . .
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"SIXTEEN!!!! SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!" Little Draco beamed at Hermione, "Oh yeah, I'm good, oh yeah, I'm good! Who's good? I'M GOOD." He sang, doing a little victory dance.
It was now the end of the day, and the students of Hogwarts were now climbing the stairs towards their rooms. Still, Hermione could not find Draco anywhere. He'd probably gone and fell down a ditch knowing him. She sighed. Now she was stuck with Little Draco, babbling on about how many girls he had kissed before sunset. Oh how shallow.
"But you know Hermsi, I didn't just go around kissing ugly people all day," Little Draco stated matter-of-factly, "I was talking to some of the lads around here. I wanted to know who was the one girl who was the hardest to kiss, you know why, everyone likes a challenge . . ."
"And . . .?" Hermione looked around for any sign of Draco. They were nearing the portrait that led to the rooms now, and still he wasn't there. Curse him.
"It was you."
"Uh-huh . . . what?????"
"HA! Only joking, it was actually this really pudgy looking girl in Hufflepuff. I knew you weren't listening to me. You're looking for father aren't you?"
Hermione raised an eyebrow, "Father? When was it ever 'father'?"
"I've grown! You know that! See – LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!!!" Little D flexed his muscles. Hermione snorted. Damn Draco – the big one. He probably was randomly walking around, thinking of places that he could hide and get away from her. It was at times like these that Hermione wished she would just not like him anymore, but nooooo, her stupid heart always had to go make the dumb decisions.
They entered the room and clapped to switch the light on (Little Draco got confused and clapped too many times, making the curtains go forwards and backwards and forwards again). There, on the bed was Draco, fiddling with one of Hermione's stuffed teddy bears – trying to make them do some sort of freaky dance routine.
"Finally!!" Draco cried, "I though you would –
He blinked and looked from Hermione to Little Draco, to Hermione, and back to Little Draco again. Slowly, he stood up and circled them twice, before grabbing Hermione's arm and pulling her into the bathroom.
"Who on earth is he???"
Hermione looked at him. He looked angry, and annoyed, and also, slightly . . . jealous? Hehe . . . she could work with this . . .
"Oh, he's this guy who won't stop stalking me, so I asked Dumbledore for permission to keep him, and guess what he said? YES!!!"
"Yeah, well . . . you can tell him to bugger off cus' I'm the good looking one around here, and you like ME, not him!!! That . . . that . . ."
"Handsome hunk of meat?"
Draco's face turned from angry to horrified. Hermione couldn't take it any longer. She burst into fits of laughter before opening the bathroom door and peering round it at Little Draco – who was now doing Big Draco's funny dance routine with Hermione's teddy bear.
"God, Lil' D, you should have seen his face . . ."
"HE'S, HE'S . . . HE'S ME????????" Draco pointed to Little Draco, his expression now something between demented, and badly demented.
"Yes, I know it's hard to believe," Little Draco sighed, "I am so much more handsome than you . . . but honestly, Little Draco was so five minutes ago! I need a better name, a name with style . . . . . ." He drifted off, apparently deep in thought.
"You lied to me Hermione!!!!" Draco cried, apparently deep in thought.
"Yes, I know."
"WHY?????????"
"You were jealous - it was amusing." Hermione shrugged. Like she needed a reason to torture him . . .
"Yeah, well, its not like I . . . LIKE you or anything," Draco stated, a slight hint of red on his cheeks. He folded his arms and stared sideways at her, looking rather embarrassed.
"I didn't ask you know."
Silence as Hermione stared at Draco, and he stared back. For a moment there, Hermione thought he might like her back the way she did, and then she remembered that this was Draco Malfoy, the one who never felt the same as anyone else i.e. the weirdo . . .
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Waking up early. Sometimes, it's a good thing, like; when you have to get to school or work early, and when you have something to finish off (last- minute) and you couldn't be bothered to do it the night before, but everything in this world has its ups and downs.
Waking up early is a very bad thing, for example, when you toss and turn and have to get more sleep but can't, and you just know cus' you've woken up so early, you're going to fall asleep in the classroom, or in the office, but in this case, it is a bad thing when you have two very cute people sleeping soundly next to you, and all you want to do is snuggle up to them and smell their gorgeous hair.
That's right everyone, Hermione had woken up at 3:00am, and soon found that Little Draco (whether he wants to be called that now or not) had crawled in next to her in the middle of the night for some reason she didn't know. Now, both Draco's were drooling on their pillows, and snoring at exactly the same time. To be honest, it was really kind of creepy.
She looked to her right, and saw Lil' D snoring peacefully. Now, she didn't fancy him or anything, but she had to admit, that he looked darn cute in those too-small-for-him PJ's and his hair ruffled. How sweet . . . she hoped he would never wake up.
To her left was the original Draco, sleeping soundly – or so she thought. She bent down towards his head, wondering whether he would wake if she stroked his hair. It looked so soft, so nice, so . . . wow.
"Don't even think about it."
She quickly shrunk her hand back to its original place as Draco shot up and glared at her. What was he? Some human hair touching reactor??????????
"You were going to touch my hair, don't even try denying it, Hermione!" If it weren't so dark in the bed, Hermione would have sworn that he looked like a maniac (not that he didn't anyway).
"I was only trying to . . ."
"TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!" Draco spat at her, "For gods sake I know it looks tempting but I am ashamed of you! As Head Girl and Hogwarts most respectful student, you should know better!!!"
"Shut up," Hermione whispered, peering behind her to check that Little Draco was still asleep, "I'll just touch Little D's hair then!"
Slowly, she turned around and stretched out her hand cautiously above his head. Carefully, and quietly, she lowered her hand slowly towards the smooth platinum blonde hair . . .
"NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR!!!!!!!!" Little Draco shot up, his eyes wide and his expression like a mad man.
Hermione sighed. Little Draco was just like big Draco – which she guess was kind of good, but . . . mostly bad. She glared at the two Draco's, one who was just avoiding any form of eye contact with her, whilst the other was grinning broadly at her while glaring as well. In particular, she glared at Big Draco, trying to get him to at least glare back at her, but no, he just kept on staring at the bed curtains. Damn him.
"You know Hermsi," Little Draco began, looking at her in a rather weird way, "In the dark, you look kind of hot."
Hermione stared at him. Was it her, or did one of the Draco's just compliment her? Either way, it was too freaky.
"Okay . . . I think I'm going to go to sleep now . . ."
She quickly pulled the duvet back over herself. Little Draco grinned, "Yeah, I'll go to sleep too . . ." He pulled the duvet back over himself, and swiftly slung an arm around Hermione. She goggled at him.
"What . . . are . . . you . . . doing, exactly?"
"Cuddling up to a girl, nothing unusual," Little Draco stated, sighing and pulling Hermione closer to him (which, you can imagine, was rather freaking her out – I mean, GET REAL, it isn't everyday that you have someone as fit and cute as Little Draco putting his arm around you . . .)
She glanced towards Draco (the original one) and saw (much to her delight) that he looked absolutely furious, not to mention murderous as he glared at Little Draco. Hehe, she might actually get some good sleep tonight . . .
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It was now seven in the morning, and Hermione had just awoken for about thirty seconds . . . before she got a banging headache.
"I can do what I like!"
"No you can't!! Not with HER! She's . . ."
"Special? Well how come when you found out that she fancied you, you couldn't even look her in the face? YOU'RE IGNORING HER!!!"
Hermione slowly crept out of the four-poster towards the bathroom, and who else was there but Little Draco, and Big Draco. She was about to enter the room and ask what they were arguing about, when the Draco's began to talk (or rather, shout) once again.
"Well . . . its not exactly something you would have thought!!!!!"
"Still!!! You're upsetting her by not paying her any attention!!!! If you DO like her in that way then tell her and if you don't then tell her that too!!! I like her and YOU can't do anything to stop ME from trying!!!" Little Draco prodded Draco in the stomach, making him squirm. It was quite amusing to see the once small-enough-to-climb-on-Draco's-head Little Draco, now glare down at his 'father'.
"Who exactly is this, SHE, you're on about?" Hermione interrupted, tapping her foot on the bathroom tiles. Of course, she wasn't that dense not to know it was HER they were on about, but, she wanted to hear it from them.
Little Draco and Big Draco had exactly the same expression on their faces - horror.
"Erm," Little Draco stuttered, his cheeks slightly flushed, "We were talking about . . . the hair gel!!! Yeah, THE HAIR GEL!!!! It's a she, and we named her . . . Maria . . ." Little Draco grinned unconvincingly.
"Right, so . . . Maria the 'hair gel' fancies DRACO, huh Little D???"
"Please, Hermione, call me . . . Draco."
"WHAT???????" Draco (original) glared at Little Draco (or, 'Drako'), "THAT'S MY NAME. AND WASN'T SHE YOUR MUMMY A FEW DAYS AGO?????"
"Ha!" 'Drako' (Drako with k is Lil' D, and Draco with a c is original Draco) laughed, "I spell it with k, not an ugly c like you! And anyways, mummy was SOOOO two days ago."
Hermione tried not to laugh. As mean as it was, the sight of someone as calm and collected as Draco Malfoy, literally shaking with rage was just too much to handle . . .
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Next day, another experiment (I think) I am getting the romance in, although it is slow. I hope you all still like Little Draco (I've tried to make him as cute as possible – not a Gary Stu though, he is no where near perfect – by this I mean his stupid-ness at most times, his clumsiness etc.) so you know, if there's something you want to me to change, then tell me in a REVIEW! Thanks dudes! ^-^
PS. Little Draco is now 'Drako'. It's pronounced the same as Draco, the reason why its spelt differently is because I don't want people to be confused (well, more confused that they already are anyway). However, due to my lack of a memory, I may refer to him as Lil' D once again (probably by accident).
PPS. You guys, last chappie I mentioned a break, now I'm not even sure about that. The thing is people say do what you want, but I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!! Lol, I just . . . I'm just really confused. So, if I am having a break, I will tell you at the time, but until then, we shall forget about it! YAY
PPPS. Confused again? Ask what is confusing you, not in a forceful way please cus' I am paranoid about everything. Please don't just say you're confused and don't say why. I'm stressed. BADLY.
Summary: Hermione's aunt has been called to Hogwarts as she needs lots of children to be her 'guinea pigs' and of course, only Dumbledore is nice enough to let someone experiment with his students . . .
NARRATED BY MOI!
'=Thoughts "=speech
NO SPOILERS.
ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!: I do actually spend much of my time writing all these thanks, SO READ THEM!!!!!!!!!!! ~
^-^ Smileyface1314 ~ Erm . . . I do actually read them over before I post them . . . twice actually, I'm sorry I don't have enough time to read them through again? I can't change anything anyway, cus even if it is confusing (which it always is) its the plot, and plots are kind of really hard to change . . . anyways, thanks for reviewing!
^-^ Fluff ~ Yeah, pretty much everyone was like 'I don't get it' on the last, last chappie, never mind! That chappie wasn't very important anyways, you win some, you lose some. I just you enjoy this chapter!
^-^ Tinuviel Storm ~ Okay, okay, I'll think about the break thing a bit more . . . and no, the whole point of having a break is so that I CAN finish this fic, its really hard to do so . . . and its not helping with the pressure, which is why I am suggesting the break! Lol, don't worry anyways, H and D will get hooked up by the time this fic ends, trust me. Here's the update, and thank you so much for writing such a 'long-ass' review!!! Lol.
^-^ Formerly known as MousaS, Cliche'Brat ~ Lol, actually I don't know if you've told me that, but you have now! So really, it doesn't matter that much. Thanks so much for reviewing, it means a lot to me.
^-^ Milocachica ~ Thanks for reviewing, and yes! I've already reviewed 'Too Late', it's really good! *Cheesy Grin * Now, the Little Draco thing, he isn't DRACO DRACO, just, a bigger Draco and his appearance you will find out more about if you just read this chapter (and if you still don't, then you can ask . . . again! Lol) Oh, and sorry for making you feel like you should say sorry, lol, thanks again for reviewing!
^-^ Gina ~ Hehe, yeah, wouldn't it be cool if we could have like, a real life Draco running around? Oh wait, how about TWO. HEHEHEHEH, lol, sorry, hyperness freak or what! Most people liked the line you liked as well . . . oh and thanks for the review dudette!
^-^ Midnight Solitaire ~ Howdy! I haven't heard from you for a while, and its nice to know you're reading, lol! Anyway, a week wouldn't really be a break, I mean, I take a week to update! I would never give this fic up anyway, if I had a break, I'd just relax and laze about a bit, get some homework done, etc. I would eventually get back to it after a month or so . . . and anyways, I'm still considering! Thanks for reviewing!
^-^ Paprika90 ~ YAY! Lol, you're the only person (so far down my list) that has agreed to me having a break! I am only considering, it was just that I was like, panicking and getting paranoid (as you do . . .) but I might not have a break at all, it really depends . . . anyways, thanks mucho for your review, meant a lot to me!
^-^ Slammin-Sorceress ~ Aw thanks a bunch! I really hope you enjoy this chappie as well, and also review it afterwards, now that would be awesome!
^-^ Dracoluver2009 ~ Lol, thanks so much! I was kind of scared when I changed Little Draco that people would be like, oh no, he's no longer cute and adorable! Well, that's why I changed him into a fit and good-looking teenager, so I'm so glad that you like him again! Lol.
^-^ Spaced Out Spaced Cadet ~ YAY! YOU REVIEWED! AGAIN! Lol, you review so often I'm scared you think I'm taking you for granted, lol, and thanks again for saying all the things that you do! I'll try to update ASAP!
^-^ Anonymous ~ Yeah, I guess I'm not exactly a very fast updater anymore, but compared to others (which I can mention but won't), I'm pretty okay! Lol, I don't know if a break will be for the better to be honest, maybe I'll be even more blank and useless . . . well, its an option – you can never be entirely sure of what's going to happen!
^-^ Cereza ~ BOB SHALL BE THE BOMB!!! Lol, he would just look so cute dressed in a tiny little suit, hehehe, god, you are hilarious dude . . . thanks so much for reviewing!
^-^ Some12 ~ Thanks for the review, and what you said! Hehehe, that is so cool that your friend's family is adopting someone!!! It sounds so cute! Lol, but it so totally sucks that you have to eat only stuff like jelly – nothing against jelly or nothing – I LOOOVE JELLY!!! Lol, anyways, toodles for now!
^-^ Pyroprincess4rmeverwood ~ Lol, okay . . . but I'm still THINKING about it . . .
^-^ Natyslacks ~ Hiya natyslacks, yeah, that's what another reviewer said as well! I'm glad you reckon having two 'big' Draco's are good though – more to go around (hehehe)! I am only thinking about the break (I keep telling everyone) so I don't know . . . I'm not even sure if it'll do me any good or not . . .
^-^ Rupy ~ Lol, thanks rupy, for the review and everything, you know. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chappie, and review afterwards! (Hint, hint)
^-^ BeanTaiPaw ~ Hehe, THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A REALLY HOT GUY NOW! Lol, I needed to make him hot because otherwise everyone would just miss Little Draco (being little) too much.
^-^ Eventuality ~ Yeah, even I feel kind of sorry for Hermione, and I wrote this fic . . . oh well, its not like her hell is going to last forever! Thank you very much for the review, I hope (if you're reading this) that you enjoy the chappie, and tell me what you think in a review! Thanks
^-^ NewSecretRose ~ Wow, thanks for reviewing so many times! I FEEL SO SPECIAL! *Sniff * Lol, really, thanks a lot!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the first chapter so much and everything, it means so much to any author to know that someone likes their fic so much, and I'm no different! You should know though, you write! Lol. Anyways, thanks again for everything you wrote – the first review for the first chapter was long enough for you to write NO reviews for the rest of them! Heh, I'm not picky.
^-^ ShortStuff10 ~ Lol, okay Ding, the reason why I asked the reviewers what they thought of me having a break is basically cus' I don't even know myself – so its always nice to hear some opinions! I still don't know now, but if I really get annoyed of typing then yeah, I'll post a note to say! I'll probably get murdered and never get to finish this fic but whoopee doo . . .
^-^ Burgundyred ~ No, Hermione won't get mixed up between Lil' D (who's not really little any more) and Big Draco cus' they look alike but . . . are different, if that made any sense. Anyway, you're taking a break? Well, that's good for you! I can only say that I hope you're back soon . . . I'm not sure about me having a break cus' it is okay writing each chappie now that I've been back from my holiday, but it's just that sometimes I just get annoyed of typing anything and I just want to sit and do nothing. Thanks for reviewing, its nice to know you're still reading!!! YAY
^-^ Detrianelle ~ Hey, thanks for the review, and thanks for putting me on you're list of thingys! (I would type what list but I've been typing all day and I'm beginning to get annoyed, hehe) Here's the update! I really do hope you enjoy this chappie, and review afterwards too, now after I finish writing the thanks, I'll get on with the next chapter . . .
^-^ Fairy Lights ~ Don't worry, lol, I will carry on with this fic for as long as I love Harry Potter – and I swore that I would forever! Lol, I'm awful at spelling too, and I have to admit, some ideas I can't exactly take credit for, some of them are from reviewers that have wonderful imaginations, and some of them are mine . . . the beginning ones are mostly mine because then, no one really bothered to think . . . lol.
^-^ Heylolover ~ Okay, I'll try to keep them in character – to be honest, I didn't really think they were in character, so thanks a lot for saying so! More kissing will come soon, I finally have an image to how it's going to end! Actually, not exactly an image to end it, but a (very, very) general idea . . . oh, and thanks for the review!!
^-^ Aku-neko ~ Really? Sorry, I do try and edit all my chapters before posting them, but you know, sometimes you just miss stuff out . . . someone reviewed and pointed out that I spelt favourite wrong and that it was favorite, I found out that my way of spelling it is the British way, and their way is the American way. However, I know I do spell a lot of words wrong (sometimes deliberately), and my grammar is absolutely AWFUL (I should revise but I'm lazy, hehe) but that 'favourite' accusation was something I shall not admit to!! . . . You know, I think I should be blabbing this to the person who accused me and not you . . . my apologies!
^-^ Luza ~ Well, Hermione and Draco are both in the last year of Hogwarts, so they're both seventeen. Thanks for the review!!! I hope you like this chappie as well.
^-^ Victoria Lee ~ Love scenes . . . okay, I will try, but its hard to keep them in character, in love, and keep humour in as well. Oh and favourite is spelt like that in Britain, its spelt like how you spelt it (favorite) in America (which is where you're from I'm guessing), so technically, I didn't spell anything wrong. Thanks for reviewing so many times!
^-^ Happigolucki616 ~ HI!! Lol, thanks a lot for reviewing this, and commenting on what was in it too, (hardly any of my reviewers actually do that) Lol, if you kill me for having a break, then I will never finish this fic cus I'm dead, HA! SO I KNOW YOU CANNOT KILL ME! Lol.
^-^ Angel-dolpin1 ~ Thanks, he's cute even now? Wow.
^-^ UntitledN'stayinthatway ~ Well, Little Draco isn't older than Draco exactly, he is exactly the same age as Draco, and by exactly, I mean, EXACTLY. Lol, same time and everything! I guess this might make everything even more confusing . . . nevermind!!
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: All grown up
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, how many times have I said it? Obviously, not enough. You know, I don't understand myself. I'm annoyed of typing disclaimers in every chapter, but really, I don't NEED to type disclaimers in every chapter! I know, you're thinking, how thick, but now, you see that a girl of my intelligence (or lack of it) cannot own something as great as Harry Potter! Agreed?
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"OH, MY, LORDIE LORD."
Hermione continued to gape at the once small and adorable boy. Now, he was a tall, fit, overall good-looking teenager with spiked up platinum blonde hair and a grin that she knew would make any girl weak at the knees. How absurd.
"Would you stop gaping at me Hermsi? You're really creeping me out now," Little Draco (not appropriate name, but nevermind) frowned at her. His voice was too deep to be not creepy.
"Erm . . . have you looked in the mirror lately?" Hermione asked. He looked at her as though he was about to cry.
"YOU'RE INSULTING ME AREN'T YOU????? I KNEW I WAS UGLY ALL ALONG!!!!!"
Little Draco began to start yelling and hitting random objects (like Neville) as Hermione realised that unless she told him with exact words what she meant, he was never going to get the message. She sighed and patted him to try and stop him from hitting anything else, and surprisingly enough, he did. He looked down at her.
"Did you shrink or something Hermsi? You look really weird from up here," Little Draco pondered as he waved down at her.
"No, Lil' D, you grew about 5and a half ft actually. Go look at yourself in the window glass and you'll see what I mean."
Immediately, Little Draco strode over to a nearby window and peered at his reflection before grinning, "Boy am I gorgeous!"
Hermione rolled her eyes, "No!!! YOU'RE BLOODY SEVENTEEN!!!!"
He looked at her for a minute before grinning and winking at her, "Oh yeah, that too."
"SERENA!!!!!! I THINK THE POTION WENT WRONG!!!!!!" Hermione yelled. Serena soon came rushing over, holding a tea towel and a can of bug disinfectant.
"Okay! Where is that little twerp?"
"Up here."
Little Draco waved and grinned a cheeky smile. Serena looked at him and soon ran away, her cheeks flushed and her can of disinfectant forgotten on the dirty pub floor.
"You know something Hermsi," Little Draco said as he patted her on the head and began to lean on her, "There's some things that I never realised until I got seventeen. Like, that Serena girl is ugly, so is her, and her, and her, and her . . . oh and her too. AND, those uniforms you have to wear don't do anything for the girls . . . oh and she's ugly too. Now . . . I wonder how many of these mingers I can kiss before sunset . . ."
Hermione sighed as Little Draco continued to point out the 'mingers' (which was practically the entire population of Hogwarts). Looked like Little D was going to be just like his 'father'. . .
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"SIXTEEN!!!! SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!" Little Draco beamed at Hermione, "Oh yeah, I'm good, oh yeah, I'm good! Who's good? I'M GOOD." He sang, doing a little victory dance.
It was now the end of the day, and the students of Hogwarts were now climbing the stairs towards their rooms. Still, Hermione could not find Draco anywhere. He'd probably gone and fell down a ditch knowing him. She sighed. Now she was stuck with Little Draco, babbling on about how many girls he had kissed before sunset. Oh how shallow.
"But you know Hermsi, I didn't just go around kissing ugly people all day," Little Draco stated matter-of-factly, "I was talking to some of the lads around here. I wanted to know who was the one girl who was the hardest to kiss, you know why, everyone likes a challenge . . ."
"And . . .?" Hermione looked around for any sign of Draco. They were nearing the portrait that led to the rooms now, and still he wasn't there. Curse him.
"It was you."
"Uh-huh . . . what?????"
"HA! Only joking, it was actually this really pudgy looking girl in Hufflepuff. I knew you weren't listening to me. You're looking for father aren't you?"
Hermione raised an eyebrow, "Father? When was it ever 'father'?"
"I've grown! You know that! See – LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!!!" Little D flexed his muscles. Hermione snorted. Damn Draco – the big one. He probably was randomly walking around, thinking of places that he could hide and get away from her. It was at times like these that Hermione wished she would just not like him anymore, but nooooo, her stupid heart always had to go make the dumb decisions.
They entered the room and clapped to switch the light on (Little Draco got confused and clapped too many times, making the curtains go forwards and backwards and forwards again). There, on the bed was Draco, fiddling with one of Hermione's stuffed teddy bears – trying to make them do some sort of freaky dance routine.
"Finally!!" Draco cried, "I though you would –
He blinked and looked from Hermione to Little Draco, to Hermione, and back to Little Draco again. Slowly, he stood up and circled them twice, before grabbing Hermione's arm and pulling her into the bathroom.
"Who on earth is he???"
Hermione looked at him. He looked angry, and annoyed, and also, slightly . . . jealous? Hehe . . . she could work with this . . .
"Oh, he's this guy who won't stop stalking me, so I asked Dumbledore for permission to keep him, and guess what he said? YES!!!"
"Yeah, well . . . you can tell him to bugger off cus' I'm the good looking one around here, and you like ME, not him!!! That . . . that . . ."
"Handsome hunk of meat?"
Draco's face turned from angry to horrified. Hermione couldn't take it any longer. She burst into fits of laughter before opening the bathroom door and peering round it at Little Draco – who was now doing Big Draco's funny dance routine with Hermione's teddy bear.
"God, Lil' D, you should have seen his face . . ."
"HE'S, HE'S . . . HE'S ME????????" Draco pointed to Little Draco, his expression now something between demented, and badly demented.
"Yes, I know it's hard to believe," Little Draco sighed, "I am so much more handsome than you . . . but honestly, Little Draco was so five minutes ago! I need a better name, a name with style . . . . . ." He drifted off, apparently deep in thought.
"You lied to me Hermione!!!!" Draco cried, apparently deep in thought.
"Yes, I know."
"WHY?????????"
"You were jealous - it was amusing." Hermione shrugged. Like she needed a reason to torture him . . .
"Yeah, well, its not like I . . . LIKE you or anything," Draco stated, a slight hint of red on his cheeks. He folded his arms and stared sideways at her, looking rather embarrassed.
"I didn't ask you know."
Silence as Hermione stared at Draco, and he stared back. For a moment there, Hermione thought he might like her back the way she did, and then she remembered that this was Draco Malfoy, the one who never felt the same as anyone else i.e. the weirdo . . .
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Waking up early. Sometimes, it's a good thing, like; when you have to get to school or work early, and when you have something to finish off (last- minute) and you couldn't be bothered to do it the night before, but everything in this world has its ups and downs.
Waking up early is a very bad thing, for example, when you toss and turn and have to get more sleep but can't, and you just know cus' you've woken up so early, you're going to fall asleep in the classroom, or in the office, but in this case, it is a bad thing when you have two very cute people sleeping soundly next to you, and all you want to do is snuggle up to them and smell their gorgeous hair.
That's right everyone, Hermione had woken up at 3:00am, and soon found that Little Draco (whether he wants to be called that now or not) had crawled in next to her in the middle of the night for some reason she didn't know. Now, both Draco's were drooling on their pillows, and snoring at exactly the same time. To be honest, it was really kind of creepy.
She looked to her right, and saw Lil' D snoring peacefully. Now, she didn't fancy him or anything, but she had to admit, that he looked darn cute in those too-small-for-him PJ's and his hair ruffled. How sweet . . . she hoped he would never wake up.
To her left was the original Draco, sleeping soundly – or so she thought. She bent down towards his head, wondering whether he would wake if she stroked his hair. It looked so soft, so nice, so . . . wow.
"Don't even think about it."
She quickly shrunk her hand back to its original place as Draco shot up and glared at her. What was he? Some human hair touching reactor??????????
"You were going to touch my hair, don't even try denying it, Hermione!" If it weren't so dark in the bed, Hermione would have sworn that he looked like a maniac (not that he didn't anyway).
"I was only trying to . . ."
"TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!" Draco spat at her, "For gods sake I know it looks tempting but I am ashamed of you! As Head Girl and Hogwarts most respectful student, you should know better!!!"
"Shut up," Hermione whispered, peering behind her to check that Little Draco was still asleep, "I'll just touch Little D's hair then!"
Slowly, she turned around and stretched out her hand cautiously above his head. Carefully, and quietly, she lowered her hand slowly towards the smooth platinum blonde hair . . .
"NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR!!!!!!!!" Little Draco shot up, his eyes wide and his expression like a mad man.
Hermione sighed. Little Draco was just like big Draco – which she guess was kind of good, but . . . mostly bad. She glared at the two Draco's, one who was just avoiding any form of eye contact with her, whilst the other was grinning broadly at her while glaring as well. In particular, she glared at Big Draco, trying to get him to at least glare back at her, but no, he just kept on staring at the bed curtains. Damn him.
"You know Hermsi," Little Draco began, looking at her in a rather weird way, "In the dark, you look kind of hot."
Hermione stared at him. Was it her, or did one of the Draco's just compliment her? Either way, it was too freaky.
"Okay . . . I think I'm going to go to sleep now . . ."
She quickly pulled the duvet back over herself. Little Draco grinned, "Yeah, I'll go to sleep too . . ." He pulled the duvet back over himself, and swiftly slung an arm around Hermione. She goggled at him.
"What . . . are . . . you . . . doing, exactly?"
"Cuddling up to a girl, nothing unusual," Little Draco stated, sighing and pulling Hermione closer to him (which, you can imagine, was rather freaking her out – I mean, GET REAL, it isn't everyday that you have someone as fit and cute as Little Draco putting his arm around you . . .)
She glanced towards Draco (the original one) and saw (much to her delight) that he looked absolutely furious, not to mention murderous as he glared at Little Draco. Hehe, she might actually get some good sleep tonight . . .
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It was now seven in the morning, and Hermione had just awoken for about thirty seconds . . . before she got a banging headache.
"I can do what I like!"
"No you can't!! Not with HER! She's . . ."
"Special? Well how come when you found out that she fancied you, you couldn't even look her in the face? YOU'RE IGNORING HER!!!"
Hermione slowly crept out of the four-poster towards the bathroom, and who else was there but Little Draco, and Big Draco. She was about to enter the room and ask what they were arguing about, when the Draco's began to talk (or rather, shout) once again.
"Well . . . its not exactly something you would have thought!!!!!"
"Still!!! You're upsetting her by not paying her any attention!!!! If you DO like her in that way then tell her and if you don't then tell her that too!!! I like her and YOU can't do anything to stop ME from trying!!!" Little Draco prodded Draco in the stomach, making him squirm. It was quite amusing to see the once small-enough-to-climb-on-Draco's-head Little Draco, now glare down at his 'father'.
"Who exactly is this, SHE, you're on about?" Hermione interrupted, tapping her foot on the bathroom tiles. Of course, she wasn't that dense not to know it was HER they were on about, but, she wanted to hear it from them.
Little Draco and Big Draco had exactly the same expression on their faces - horror.
"Erm," Little Draco stuttered, his cheeks slightly flushed, "We were talking about . . . the hair gel!!! Yeah, THE HAIR GEL!!!! It's a she, and we named her . . . Maria . . ." Little Draco grinned unconvincingly.
"Right, so . . . Maria the 'hair gel' fancies DRACO, huh Little D???"
"Please, Hermione, call me . . . Draco."
"WHAT???????" Draco (original) glared at Little Draco (or, 'Drako'), "THAT'S MY NAME. AND WASN'T SHE YOUR MUMMY A FEW DAYS AGO?????"
"Ha!" 'Drako' (Drako with k is Lil' D, and Draco with a c is original Draco) laughed, "I spell it with k, not an ugly c like you! And anyways, mummy was SOOOO two days ago."
Hermione tried not to laugh. As mean as it was, the sight of someone as calm and collected as Draco Malfoy, literally shaking with rage was just too much to handle . . .
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Next day, another experiment (I think) I am getting the romance in, although it is slow. I hope you all still like Little Draco (I've tried to make him as cute as possible – not a Gary Stu though, he is no where near perfect – by this I mean his stupid-ness at most times, his clumsiness etc.) so you know, if there's something you want to me to change, then tell me in a REVIEW! Thanks dudes! ^-^
PS. Little Draco is now 'Drako'. It's pronounced the same as Draco, the reason why its spelt differently is because I don't want people to be confused (well, more confused that they already are anyway). However, due to my lack of a memory, I may refer to him as Lil' D once again (probably by accident).
PPS. You guys, last chappie I mentioned a break, now I'm not even sure about that. The thing is people say do what you want, but I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!! Lol, I just . . . I'm just really confused. So, if I am having a break, I will tell you at the time, but until then, we shall forget about it! YAY
PPPS. Confused again? Ask what is confusing you, not in a forceful way please cus' I am paranoid about everything. Please don't just say you're confused and don't say why. I'm stressed. BADLY.