Dancing with Barret, we have...Lily the Bucklander
Dancing with Norrington, we have...southerngirl4615
Dancing with Legolas, we have...boobtubesngrass
Dancing with Merry, we have...Cheesekakke
Dancing with Pippin, we have...PopcornLeader
Dancing with Boromir, we have...Breck
Dancing with Denethor (You are so brave and cool!), we have...Aragorn-Adorer.
Dancing with Faramir, we have...A Darker Side of Light!!
Thank you for your wonderful reviews, unfortunately, we had too many people ask for Barret and no one asked for Norrington, so I fixed that. I am so sorry whomever I stuck with him; it had to be done. I am so sorry, first I was flooded with Legolas requests, then it was Barret, and so I had to stick a person with Norrington, and I fear for your life, Aragorn-Adorer, seeing as how Aragorn is now at the party(?) and will see you!! HA! Sorry. Sorry if you don't like your dress description, ladies (at least, I hope you'll all ladies, that's wrong if you aren't). Now, we'll have the first slow song of the party!! Yay!!
Suddenly, we see a ton of camera crews standing around the whole place. Some excited looking people are standing in a corner, where there is a red carpet leading from some steps down to the middle of the ballroom. Suddenly, the crowd of people pressing against the restricting ropes lean forward, hoping to see the guests.
From the stairway step Barret and Lily the Bucklander, Lily wearing a red dress with little black stars around the edges, and Barret in a tuxedo. The people applaud politely. Next comes Norrington with southerngirl4615, her dress a mauve color with little white flowers scattered around and Norrington wearing his naval uniform.
The next couple (using the term loosely), Legolas and boobtubesngrass, walk down, to more polite applause. Her dress is purple with red zigzags around the edges, and Legolas is wearing his everyday, Elvish outfit. Then come Merry and Cheesekakke, her dress being lime green in color with black starflowers around the neckline and a little sheer shall thing, and Merry wearing his hobbit clothes.
Then come Pippin and PopcornLeader, her dress a rosy pink with little purple starbursts and Pip in a kilt, wearing it like a true Scotsman. Then comes Boromir and Breck, her dress light blue with dark blue flowers and Boromir wearing the outfit he wore in the Fellowship. Then comes Denethor and Aragorn-Adorer, her dress silver with black leaves and Denethor wearing his robe and like, what he always does. Lastly come Faramir and A Darker Side of Light (me) wearing a black dress with silver designs and Faramir is wearing what he wore at the end of RotK. Everyone claps for all the couples, as they smile and leave. Aragorn glares at Aragorn-Adorer, who looks at him meanly and mimes laughter.
"Alright. Welcome to the first ever Minas Tirith dance party! Instead of singing, we're going to have you all dance with each other!" Says a very happy looking dude in a sport coat.
Suddenly, the lights dim, and a disco ball gets turned on. Little silver sparkles float over the dance floor, and everyone starts to move next to their partners. The DJ starts to play the song 'Always' by Bon Jovi....
"This Romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
Now I can't sing a love song
The way it's meant to be
Well I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby that's just me
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh
Some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through you hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes; I'm just a man
When he holds you close
When he pulls you near
When he says the words
You've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him with those words of mine
To say to you till the end of time
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
If you told me to cry for you I could
If you told me to die for you I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always"
Everybody has been dancing, not that namby-pamby school dances dancing, real slow dancing. Some audience members are crying, and Aragorn is leaning on Eomer's shoulder for emotional support and is sobbing his eyes out and wailing. Eomer is looking at him, like, 'What the hell, man?' and soon, people are standing three feet away from them and in a circle.
Back on the dance floor....
Everyone is really into it, and they don't want the song to end, but you know what? It has to. So, everyone looks really dejected. Suddenly, some more slow songs come on and everyone dances some more. Then, after everyone has had a jolly good time, the authoress, who really doesn't want to stop, decided that this chapter has gone on long enough. Everyone leaves. All the dance partners say goodbye and leave, the characters up the stairway, and the others in puffs of smoke.
A/N: Ah, the chapter of rewards. Well, sorry everyone, but this chapter was fun to write, and it had to end. I could end the story here...but I won't. This is my once-in-a-lifetime reward chapter for loyal reviewers. Other loyal reviewers will appear later. It was so much fun. More madness next!
So, in our next chapter, Boromir will sing some Britney Spears and Aragorn will join in on the fun! Denethor will dance the funky chicken, and Eomer will breakdance. Norrington will sing and hit a high note, Barret will dance on a stool, Merry and Pippin will get drunk, meet Captain Jack Sparrow, and proceed to drink the whole town dry. Faramir will start a campfire, and attempts will be made to take his life. Until next time-- Anduril
Dancing with Norrington, we have...southerngirl4615
Dancing with Legolas, we have...boobtubesngrass
Dancing with Merry, we have...Cheesekakke
Dancing with Pippin, we have...PopcornLeader
Dancing with Boromir, we have...Breck
Dancing with Denethor (You are so brave and cool!), we have...Aragorn-Adorer.
Dancing with Faramir, we have...A Darker Side of Light!!
Thank you for your wonderful reviews, unfortunately, we had too many people ask for Barret and no one asked for Norrington, so I fixed that. I am so sorry whomever I stuck with him; it had to be done. I am so sorry, first I was flooded with Legolas requests, then it was Barret, and so I had to stick a person with Norrington, and I fear for your life, Aragorn-Adorer, seeing as how Aragorn is now at the party(?) and will see you!! HA! Sorry. Sorry if you don't like your dress description, ladies (at least, I hope you'll all ladies, that's wrong if you aren't). Now, we'll have the first slow song of the party!! Yay!!
Suddenly, we see a ton of camera crews standing around the whole place. Some excited looking people are standing in a corner, where there is a red carpet leading from some steps down to the middle of the ballroom. Suddenly, the crowd of people pressing against the restricting ropes lean forward, hoping to see the guests.
From the stairway step Barret and Lily the Bucklander, Lily wearing a red dress with little black stars around the edges, and Barret in a tuxedo. The people applaud politely. Next comes Norrington with southerngirl4615, her dress a mauve color with little white flowers scattered around and Norrington wearing his naval uniform.
The next couple (using the term loosely), Legolas and boobtubesngrass, walk down, to more polite applause. Her dress is purple with red zigzags around the edges, and Legolas is wearing his everyday, Elvish outfit. Then come Merry and Cheesekakke, her dress being lime green in color with black starflowers around the neckline and a little sheer shall thing, and Merry wearing his hobbit clothes.
Then come Pippin and PopcornLeader, her dress a rosy pink with little purple starbursts and Pip in a kilt, wearing it like a true Scotsman. Then comes Boromir and Breck, her dress light blue with dark blue flowers and Boromir wearing the outfit he wore in the Fellowship. Then comes Denethor and Aragorn-Adorer, her dress silver with black leaves and Denethor wearing his robe and like, what he always does. Lastly come Faramir and A Darker Side of Light (me) wearing a black dress with silver designs and Faramir is wearing what he wore at the end of RotK. Everyone claps for all the couples, as they smile and leave. Aragorn glares at Aragorn-Adorer, who looks at him meanly and mimes laughter.
"Alright. Welcome to the first ever Minas Tirith dance party! Instead of singing, we're going to have you all dance with each other!" Says a very happy looking dude in a sport coat.
Suddenly, the lights dim, and a disco ball gets turned on. Little silver sparkles float over the dance floor, and everyone starts to move next to their partners. The DJ starts to play the song 'Always' by Bon Jovi....
"This Romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
Now I can't sing a love song
The way it's meant to be
Well I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby that's just me
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh
Some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through you hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes; I'm just a man
When he holds you close
When he pulls you near
When he says the words
You've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him with those words of mine
To say to you till the end of time
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
If you told me to cry for you I could
If you told me to die for you I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always"
Everybody has been dancing, not that namby-pamby school dances dancing, real slow dancing. Some audience members are crying, and Aragorn is leaning on Eomer's shoulder for emotional support and is sobbing his eyes out and wailing. Eomer is looking at him, like, 'What the hell, man?' and soon, people are standing three feet away from them and in a circle.
Back on the dance floor....
Everyone is really into it, and they don't want the song to end, but you know what? It has to. So, everyone looks really dejected. Suddenly, some more slow songs come on and everyone dances some more. Then, after everyone has had a jolly good time, the authoress, who really doesn't want to stop, decided that this chapter has gone on long enough. Everyone leaves. All the dance partners say goodbye and leave, the characters up the stairway, and the others in puffs of smoke.
A/N: Ah, the chapter of rewards. Well, sorry everyone, but this chapter was fun to write, and it had to end. I could end the story here...but I won't. This is my once-in-a-lifetime reward chapter for loyal reviewers. Other loyal reviewers will appear later. It was so much fun. More madness next!
So, in our next chapter, Boromir will sing some Britney Spears and Aragorn will join in on the fun! Denethor will dance the funky chicken, and Eomer will breakdance. Norrington will sing and hit a high note, Barret will dance on a stool, Merry and Pippin will get drunk, meet Captain Jack Sparrow, and proceed to drink the whole town dry. Faramir will start a campfire, and attempts will be made to take his life. Until next time-- Anduril