A/N: And here is the last ever chapter of Boromir and Faramir's Crazy Singing Contest. I know, you're all sad and weepy and about to cry, but don't! Remember, there are always chances for a sequel! Can you say Denethor and Aragorn's crazy singing contest? A work in progress, my dear friends! So smile and enjoy the last chapter. And write a nice long review. I mean long! You don't have to. But enjoy, from my computer screen to yours.
"Ok. As you know, we're here to witness the crowning of the Best Singer in Gondor." Norrington says.
Everyone is standing there with their dates from the party. As you may have guessed, the Hobbits and Jack are back and free of any signs of drunkenness.
"The contestants, Boromir and Faramir. You've done a good job." Norrington says.
Boromir and Faramir walk onto the stage.
"And the winner is..."
At this moment, Denethor, who had been sleeping in a corner, jumped up on stage and seriously tried to strangle Faramir, who then got hit by Boromir, who then got whacked by Denethor, who then took a mike to the head by Norrington, who then cleared his throat and went on.
"Ok. As I was saying, the winner is..."
"STOP!!!" screamed some guy. No one knows who this guy is. We just don't.
"What, you stupid idiot?"
"No idea. Carry on!"
And the guy runs offstage, laughing like a maniac.
Meanwhile, Lily the Bucklander, sometimes known as Annabel, has abducted Merry and is kissing him in a dark corner. Pip is wearing a kilt and PopcornLeader is looking at him like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. And, in her eyes, he is.
"Ok. Now, the Best Singer in all of Gondor is..."
But at that moment, Aragorn walks in.
"Who are you, pirate?" Norrington asks.
"Pirate? More like Ranger."
"Oh, yeah! The worst race, to be sure! Worse than a pirate!" Norrington insults.
"Hey, weren't the Rangers that football team that blew the superbowl?"
"No, Texas Rangers are in the Major League Baseball League."
"How do you know these things, Pip?
"POSER!!"
"LOSER!!"
"HICK!!"
"JOCK!!"
"POSER!!"
"GIRLY-GIRL!!"
"POSER!!"
"LOSER!!"
"Boromir, stop calling Faramir a poser. Faramir, don't call Boromir a looser." Barret says, whacking them upside the head.
"As I was saying..." Norring tries to continue, but...
"Shut it, fancy pants." Aragorn says menacingly.
"What?"
"FANCY PANTS! What are those? Tights?" Aragorn asks, indicating Norrington's knickerbockers or whatever they are.
"These are the finest military breeches available!!!" Norrington yells.
"Whatever. Come one, Boromir, let's blow this Popsicle stand!" Faramir says, walking out, with the authoress following him.
"What? But, the crowning...!!" Boromir whines, getting dragged out of the hall.
"You're the King of my Heart!!" Breck says, running after him and Faramir.
PopcornLeader took Pippin into a corner and started to kiss him, and soon, PopcornLeader and Pippin were set up on their first date ever!! Aww...
Annabel and Merry are still smooching in the corner.
Aragorn and Norrington are yelling at the top of their lungs, as Eomer breakdances.
Barret is dancing an Irish jig on top of a stool and singing.
Legolas is hottubbing with some girls and looking very smug.
Suddenly, Aragorn grabs the crown and places it on his head.
"I AM THE KING!!"
"What? You weren't even in it!"
"Oh, shut up! I'm the rightful heir to Gondor's throne and everything in Gondor! As such, the crown is mine!!"
"Dictator." Norrington mutters and walks out.
And so it came to pass that Aragorn was crowned King because everyone was too afraid to stand up to him. Breck and Boromir were very happy on their dates, as was everyone, and time progressed in a happy manner. And so ended the Contest to determine the Best Singer in Gondor.
A/N: Sniff...so sad! It's all over! This way, the Faramir fans aren't after me, and the Boromir fans aren't after me. You can decide for yourself who the real winner is. (coughfaramircough) But there's always a sequel... I hope you enjoyed it! It was fun to write and was even funner to read your reviews! Funner is now a word! Hooray!!! Huzzah! Three cheers for the story!! HUZZAH!! I'm also writing a new story, look for it soon! I would tell you what it's about, but I won't look for it sometime in late July/early August.