Here's the 2nd chapter..... I hope u all like it. Things get much wilder in this chapter. Dedicated to my friend Riley, who is nutters. (laughs)
(Time for lunch in the Great Hall)
(Harry and Hermione walk in)
Hermione: Hello? Is anybody here?
Harry: Hulllllo????
Harry and Hermione: HELLO?
Harry: It's like a deserted bathroom.
Hermione: What? Is this really the time to talk about a deserted bathroom?
Harry: No.
Hermione: Good.
(Silence)
(Ron walks in)
Harry: Ron!! Where were you?
(Ron gets wide-eyed)
Harry: Um.... Ron?
(Ron dosen't respond)
Harry: Earth to ron!!!
Harry: Abort the ship and come back to earth!!
Hermione: What is that about?
Harry: A muggle tought me it.
(Hermione rolls her eyes)
Hermione: Ron? Are you okay?
(A huge spiderstarts chasing after ron)
Ron: MWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELLLLP MEEEEE!!!!!!
Harry: Not again....
(Hermione stuns the spider)
Ron: Thanks hermsters!!!
Hermione: What did you call me?
(Ron smiles proudly)
(Hermione falls over)
Harry: HERMIONE!!
Ron: ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Shes out cold!!
Harry: Ron, it's not funny.
(Ron turns into Hermione)
Harry: What the--
(Hermione laughs)
(Other Hermione turns into ron)
Ron: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahhhhhh!!!
Harry: What in the name of Godric is going on!?
Hermione: Just a little joke...
Harry: What?
(Hermione and Ron turn into Fred and George)
Harry: Fred? George? What the heck is going on!?
(Fred and George hold up two squirming ferrets)
Fred: We ferretized Ron and Hermione!
George: At least theyre better looking.
(both laugh)
Harry: Why did you transfigure them!?
(both dissappear)
(Harry turns around)
Harry: Oh no.....
Thats the end of another chapter!!! The first 2 ppl to review get to be in the next chapter! GOOD LUCK AND NEXT TIME---- Things have horribly gone wrong!
(Time for lunch in the Great Hall)
(Harry and Hermione walk in)
Hermione: Hello? Is anybody here?
Harry: Hulllllo????
Harry and Hermione: HELLO?
Harry: It's like a deserted bathroom.
Hermione: What? Is this really the time to talk about a deserted bathroom?
Harry: No.
Hermione: Good.
(Silence)
(Ron walks in)
Harry: Ron!! Where were you?
(Ron gets wide-eyed)
Harry: Um.... Ron?
(Ron dosen't respond)
Harry: Earth to ron!!!
Harry: Abort the ship and come back to earth!!
Hermione: What is that about?
Harry: A muggle tought me it.
(Hermione rolls her eyes)
Hermione: Ron? Are you okay?
(A huge spiderstarts chasing after ron)
Ron: MWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELLLLP MEEEEE!!!!!!
Harry: Not again....
(Hermione stuns the spider)
Ron: Thanks hermsters!!!
Hermione: What did you call me?
(Ron smiles proudly)
(Hermione falls over)
Harry: HERMIONE!!
Ron: ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Shes out cold!!
Harry: Ron, it's not funny.
(Ron turns into Hermione)
Harry: What the--
(Hermione laughs)
(Other Hermione turns into ron)
Ron: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahhhhhh!!!
Harry: What in the name of Godric is going on!?
Hermione: Just a little joke...
Harry: What?
(Hermione and Ron turn into Fred and George)
Harry: Fred? George? What the heck is going on!?
(Fred and George hold up two squirming ferrets)
Fred: We ferretized Ron and Hermione!
George: At least theyre better looking.
(both laugh)
Harry: Why did you transfigure them!?
(both dissappear)
(Harry turns around)
Harry: Oh no.....
Thats the end of another chapter!!! The first 2 ppl to review get to be in the next chapter! GOOD LUCK AND NEXT TIME---- Things have horribly gone wrong!