Ok everyone, I am soo sorry this took so long, my computer broke down so I couldn't get on the internet for a while, but that's all in the past now and I have finished this chapter, so go on read it, and tell me what yah think.
Kurama had a bad time he couldn't talk to Hiei because Hiei was to busy stuffing himself, and even if he did say anything he wouldn't be able to hear himself over all the laughter everyone was making in the theater. And the worst part was, he still couldn't see out of his eye so he had no idea what was so funny.
"You guys brought a car! Can you guys take us home too?" Yuske asked once they got outside when the movie was over. "It's too late, and I don't feel like walking all the way home."
"There might not be enough room..." Kurama tried to explain, but he looked up to see everyone in the car already. "Oh, never mind." sighed Kurama getting in the passenger seat once again. He looked in the back to see Kuwabara sitting by the window, next to him was Touya, then Hiei, and finally Yuske by the other window. "Don't you guys think one of you should drive? I would drive but, I can't see anything out of my eye."
"I'm too young to drive." Yuske and Kuwabara replied at the same time. Kurama sighed again, defeated, he turned to face the front again and said
out loud,
"Well, everybody....." he took a gulp then continued, "Buckle up...."
"The popcorn was too salty, and the soda didn't have enough ice, and don't get me started on those nachos!" Jin dumped his hand in the tub of popcorn Kurama had bought for him before they left, and was chowing down happily until he stopped suddenly and started crying. Kurama turned to Jin surprised and asked,
"What's wrong?" Jin replied with a simple,
"I bit me lip." Kurama was really annoyed now and started yelling at Jin,
"Put the popcorn down Jin, put the popcorn down!" Hiei quickly leaned forward taking Jin's popcorn from him saying,
"I'll take that!" Touya started complaining again,
"Hey, I want some too!"
"Nooooooooo!" shouted Jin reaching back for his popcorn, ignoring the road completely.
"The road Jin, look at the road!" yelled Kurama. At this point Yuske, Kuwabara and Kurama were starting to freak out.
"AAAHHHHHH!" screamed Yuske hanging onto the window for dear life.
"WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Kuwabara added covering his eyes.
"JIN STOP THE CAR!" Jin looked up to see that he was coming to a red light, so he slammed on the brakes shouting,
"RED MEANS STOP!" After the car came to a stop Jin, turned back around to continue fighting for his popcorn. The three of them were all pulling the popcorn bucket, it ripped, and soon enough popcorn was everywhere. Jin, Hiei, and Touya all looked up at pissed off Kurama who reached into his hair and pulled out a piece of popcorn and flicked it away causing Yuske to yell,
"Ow, my eye!"
"Sorry about that yuske." Kurama turned to Jin and said in a cold tone, "Keep your eyes on the road, and on the road only." Jin shook his head in agreement. Kurama looked back at Hiei and Touya. "As for you two-"
"GREEN MEANS GO!" Kurama was cut off as Jin sped off again down the road. Unfortunately, the cops were right behind them, and started chasing their car. Jin kept driving.
"Pull over Jin........Jin pull over!"
"Alright, alright calm down lad!" Jin pulled over and so did the cop car.
"Oh, my god, oh, my god!" Kurama was freaking out again as he saw the officer of the police car walking up to them.
"What's wrong with you." Touya asked Kurama seeing his nervousness.
"Jin is not a licensed driver! This is my car! I am in deep shit! My mom is
going to kill me, and not to mention all of the questions their going to
ask-"
"Geez slow your role, I didn't ask for life story or anything!"
"Aw, don't worry Kurama," Jin said reassuringly, "I see these things in movies all the time I know just how to get us out of this mess." When officer finally reached the car, he shined a flashlight in Jin's eyes. The officer was wearing a regular police uniform, had long black hair pulled back into a ponytail and cold blue eyes.
"Is there a problem officer?" asked Jin in an innocently, using one finger to curl his hair. The officer asked in a cold tone,
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going."
"No, I was looking at the road, not the speed thingy." The officer narrowed his eyes at Jin,
"Let me see your license."
"But, I don't have one." Kurama slapped his head in frustration and whispered to Jin,
"This is what you call handling it?!?!"
"I got this under control ok!" Jin whispered back.
"Step out of the car please." The officer asked Jin.
"Why of course!" said Jin stepping out of the car shaking his butt. The officer looked away in digust.
"All of you step out of the car too," continued the officer shining the light in the rest of the gang's eyes, "and stand over there." Then the officer motioned for his partner to come outside. This officer looked like the first one except, he was a little shorter and had red hair pulled back
into a loose ponytail.
"Need my help officer Kouga?"
"Officer Kenshin, if you wouldn't mind, please watch the rest of them while I question the redheads." Kenshin nodded in agreement and walked towards the rest of the gang. Kouga walked up to Jin and Kurama,
"Who's the owner of the car?"
"That would be me officer," Kurama answered quickly.
"Are you two married?"
"Yes, happily married!" Jin said hugging Kurama before he could speak. "See how many children we have?" Jin pointed to the rest of the gang who were currently making bets on whether or not if they all go to jail, and a Kenshin standing there confused.
"I see...." Kouga said looking away. "Please stand here while I inspect the vehicle." When Kouga was out of earshot Kurama slapped Jin's arm.
"Ow! Hey, what are you doing?"
"Why did you tell him that we were married?"
"Kurama, don't you know anything? I have made myself unavailable, therefore, making me attractable, desirable, and over all wantable."
"Is that even a word?"
"Maybe...."
"Look, Jin, all I'm saying is knock it off ok? It's obviously not working."
"What are you smoking! Its working fine! Watch I'll show you!"
"No Jin!"
Jin ignored Kurama and walked over to where the Kouga was, swinging his hips all the way. He then leaned over and put his elbow on the car hood and put his chin in the palm of his hand, then looked dreamily at Kouga and asked,
"Find anything you like?" Kouga was surprised and jumped back holding the ripped popcorn tub.
"What are you doing over here? I didn't give you permission to move!"
"Is that so officer?" said Jin "I'm so sorry, I didn't know."
"Well ya do now." Jin frowned a little and was going to walk back to Kurama until Kouga dropped the tub.
"Oh, let me get that for you." Jin walked over to pick up the tub.
"Stay right there!" shouted Kouga who jumped back from him. "I haven't searched you yet, for all I know you could be armed."
"Oh, don't be silly!" Jin said bending down to pick it up.
"You pick that up and you're going to jail." said Kouga. "Don't move...."
"Ya act like I'm dangerous or something!" said Jin picking up the bucket shaking his butt in Kouga's face trying to look sexy.1 minute later............."WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GOING TO JAIL!?!? Kurama was shouting.
"Ha, in your face Uremeshi! You owe be ten bucks!" Kouga and Kenshin had handcuffed and stuffed everybody in the back of the cop car. Kouga was in the passenger's seat, so he turned to answer Kurama's question.
"I told your ugly friend not to move, but he didn't listen, disobeying the authorities is a crime."
"What do mean ugly? I am dead sexy! Look at me! I'm a hunk of burning Irish love! Anyone with eyes would want me! I am a hunksicile! I am.... "
"Aw, man! This sucks! I just got out of there!"
"Could we turn on the radio?"
"Kuwabaka, scoot over I don't want to catch your ugly."
"What did you say shrimp?"
"Ice Ice baby!"
"Did I stutter?"
"That's it shrimp you're going down!"
"Damit! I forgot to feed puu again! I hope he's not too angry at me..."
Kurama was the only silent one he couldn't believe it; he was going to be
stuck in jail for the rest of the night. This has got to be the worst day of his life.Poor Kurama. If I was him I'd hate to be him! HA HA HA!(inside joke) Anywyas man, what a crappy date, oh well sucks for him. My sis helped me on this chappie so thank you, nay nay!And now a song for all of you. ahem
(Sing to the tune of "If your happy and you know it.")
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