Disclaimer: I still don't own anything.

Ok so here we are at the jail. It's small; everyone is sharing one large cell. There's a small desk in the middle of the room with a phone on it and a small bathroom towards the back of the room. And so far things are not going very well. After Kenshin put them in the cell, Kouga gave Jin five minutes to make one phone call.
"Oh goodie who should I call? Well, usually I'd call Touya put he's already here..."
"Now you only have three minutes..."
"I know! I'll call me ma!"
"Tell her I say hi!" said Touya excitedly.
"NO! Jin, you can't reach her from here! Call someone who could actually help us get out of here!" Kurama was shouting again.
"Would ya pipe down? How do you expect me to hear me ma over all the
ruckus!"
"Aw, forget it" then said Kurama angrily. After a few times of failing to reach his mother Jin said,
"She must not be in" hung up the phone and returned to his friends.
"Hey officer, I have a girlfriend and she's probably worried about me, let me call her." Kouga agreed, to Yuske's request and let him out to use the phone. "Hello Keiko? Hi we uh, are in jail and- what? You're not Keiko? So, who is this? Pizza Castle? What!?.... ONLY 5 BUCKS FOR A PIZZA! WHAT A BARGIN! WE'LL TAKE TWO! Yeah, make 'em pepperoni...."
"YUSKE!?!"
"Oh, wait make one a vegetarian...WHAT!?..... BE HERE IN TWENTY MINUTES!!!
YOU GUYS SUCK! Ok see you then." And with that he hung up the phone and walked back to the rest of the gang.
"Yuske! You were supposed to get us out of here, not order pizza!"
"Look Kurama, I got you the vegetarian, I thought you didn't like meat?"
"SCREW THE PIZZA I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
"OK, you guys are only allowed one more phone call, so is there anyone smart in here, who would like to make a phone call?" Kouga asked the rest of the group.
"Yes, I wou-"
"I would! Me, me! Pick me!" said Kuwabara cutting off Kurama.
"I believe he said someone smart."
"Go suck a salmon, shrimp!" (another inside joke)
"Fine you've got five minutes."
"Cool! And I know just who to call too, someone who could actually get us out
of here."
"Oh, great we're domed..." Kurama mutter as he watched Kuwabara strut over to the phone. "Hey, Yukina! How you doin'...."
"KUWABARA!"
"Oh, right, hey baby, can you tell Koenma to come pick me and my boys up from jail?"
"Why sure Kuwabara, what are you in for?" Yukina asked from the other side of the phone.
"Well, it's a long story but I'll tell you anyways...

1 hour later....

"Yeah, so if you hurry, you might be able to get some pizza!"
"That's great Kuwabara, but I can't get you guys out of there, unless you hang up."
"Wait, wait, I have to tell you this funny thing that Hiei said...."
"Listen lover boy, you have to get off now, you been on for an hour!" Kouga interrupted.
"Sorry Yukina I have to go, some people are being rude....ok then see you later baby," and with that he hung up.
"Kuwabara, you did it! You got us out of here! Thank you!" Kurama was so excited he was actually hopping in place.
"Yeah, I know.... I'm good." Everyone was sitting around now with nothing to do but wait.
"So.....Yuske," Touya asked. "How much longer do we have to wait for the pizza?"
"They said it'll be ready in twenty minutes...."
"So....you gave him the address, right?" Yuske sat there wide-eyed and silent for a moment, and then he slapped his head in frustration and yelled,
"DAMIT!"

Jt: OK, for some reason I don't like this chapter...
D: That's because this chapter is pointless.....
Jt: Oh, go suck a salmon! Anyway, I will try to finish soon, before this gets really stupid.
D: You mean like it hasn't already....
Jt: gives death glare