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Author's Note: Okies, I'm getting some more reception! Yey! There's still room on the crew, though! Please, please sign up! Also, like I said before: Any guys out there: sign up! That's an order! I'm almost to the point of bringing in the guys and Kat, Nariel, AnnaMariea, Milly, and anyone else from RM probably would be afraid of this fic. Heck, I'D be afraid of it!
Kat Hope you like how you came in and immediately caused trouble! We still love ya though!
AnnaMariea You're coming, I just didn't know enough of your bio to bring you in yet. Don't worry! It'll be this chapter!
Lina Please, please send in your bio so I can put you in! You'll be hilarious! Also, Nariel and I were talking, how does it sound if you talked in third person? We thought it would be hilarious. ("Lina loves Will..." "Uh, OK" Edges away "Lina hates Elizabeth!" Stuffs her into a cannon LOL)
Jane (Or Nariel, either way!) I hope you like how you always burst into song or acing, you'll be doing that a LOT. And your famous line will be coming in this chapter or the next!
Milly I hope you're reading this because I just put you in for the heck of it. Tell me if you want your name changed and I'll change it. If you haven't guessed, you're just about the same as you are in real life! (Karamono Oh, goodness Shudders)
Ciel-Undomiel Yey! I'm so glad you like my work! I like yours too! And like I said, please visit us at Random Musings, they'll all think you're great! Also, I'm working on my LOTR life guide for Aragorn! It'll probably be up when I get back from my trip!
Author's Note #2: For those who don't know, like Ciel (I'll just call you that because it let's me type faster), Karamono is my muse. He shows up in other fics. Not this one. He might pop in on my author notes, though!
Author's Note #3: I'll be gone from June 21 through July 11, so you guys'll just have to live without me. I know: It'll be hard. Is pelted with random objects for being so full of herself AHHHHHH! Sorries! I was kidding! Sheesh! Well, enjoy this chapter. I worked pretty hard to get it finished in one night. Be proud of me! That's an order, you scallywags!
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Chapter 3: OF DISNEY VILLIANS AND MOUNTAIN DEW
The girl grabbed Jane to stop her from falling. Jane was still screaming. "Shh! Stop screaming!" Jane didn't. The girl clamped her hand over Jane's mouth.
Angelina and Jack had heard the screams and burst out of Jack's cabin where they had been discussing where to find Barbossa. Kat came up from raiding the kitchen and pulled a can out of her jacket. She popped it open and downed it, then threw it into the sea. "Jane! What's bothering you? I'm armed with a full can of Mountain Dew Code Red and NOTHING would want to face me after one of those!" Will and Elizabeth had been tanning on the deck and Elizabeth jumped into Will's arms, screaming too.
The girl in the rigging looked down on the deck and waved. "HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack waved back, still a little drunk from the past day.
Jane scrambled down out of the rigging and hid behind everyone else. The girl followed, but instead dropped down onto the deck with a "Tadaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack looked at her and raised his eyebrow. "And who are you?"
"My name's Millimillete Belle Maceralmint Curtainhinge Annamacarena Ariel Valentinez Marilla La Luffy Seagull Kovu Zazu Cindy Minnie Wendy Alice Monkey Tigerlily Testerosa Dory Fiona Peep Nami Minerva Blythe White Jane" she took a breath. "What?" Jane asked upon hearing her name.
The girl ignored her and continued. "Cri-kee Paco Kanga Zorro Poppins Darling Lady Meg Marian Dove Roronoa Dawning Scrumptious Rum"
"Rum?" Jack perked up. "I like her. I'm keeping her."
"Chidori Tigger Sagara Vash Cher Rhubarb Rosie Toto Energizer Wolf Heart Ringo Chickensalad Balzac Holmes Freud Ella Ring-thing Donkey Pelican Puss "she took a deep breath and ended elegantly "the 4th. Don't hesitate to call! Daughter of..."
"NO!!!" Everyone shouted.
The girl pouted.
"OK, what did you just say?" Kat asked, really lost.
"I think she said something about Cher." Angelina said happily.
"I thought she was talking about me." Jane said.
"Scrumptious Rum..." Jack said dreamily.
"I just told you my name, but if you can't remember it, just choose one."
Jane clasped her hands, tilted her face towards the sky and mouthed "Thank you."
"But I can't remember any of them!"
"How about calling me Puss?"
"Okkkkayyyyyy, well, what talents do you have to help us besides a really long name, Puss?" Will asked, being the only one who was not confused thoroughly.
"I'm a navigator. I have an impeccable sense of direction."
"Gee, that couldn't help us at all..." Elizabeth said sarcastically.
"And who is everyone here?" The girl asked.
"I'm Angelina Sparrow and that's Jack Sparrow. And FYI, there is NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US." Angelina said Milly, but really directing it to Kat.
Kat snorted in disagreement, but spoke up. "I'm Kat Maxwell, most dreaded pirate in the Caribbean."
"Really? Cool!"
"I'm Elizabeth and this is my husband Will."
"Ah, honeymoon?"
"Not quite..." Elizabeth said.
"I'm Finch, Jane Finch. And I totally did not mean to say that in a Bond, James Bond kind of way!"
"Well, I guess we'll need a navigator as soon as we can get her. Uh, exactly how good are you?" said Angelina.
"I can tell a storm coming from forty two knots away." Milly said proudly. "I'm working towards forty three."
"Big dreams, huh?" Kat said haughtily.
"For your information...uh, what was I talking about?"
"I rest my case." Kat said proudly.
"Let's celebrate my crewmanship!" Milly shouted.
"Drinks all around!" Jack yelled happily.
Bottles of rum were passed around. After about two each, Elizabeth and Will were acting all cuddly and smoochy, Jack and Angelina were starting in on the third round of a pirate's life, Jane was acting even more ditzy than she usually was, Kat had a happy buzz, and Milly was completely unaffected.
After three bottles, Elizabeth and Will had left saying something about doing each other's hair, Jack was hitting on Angelina and she wasn't protesting too much, Jane had gone through her hat trunks twice, reciting lines that went with each hat, Kat was trying to steer a door handle thinking it was the ship's wheel, and Milly was still unaffected.
Jack, his arm around Angelina, reached for another bottle. Milly grabbed it away. "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut you off."
"Bu-but...the rum..."
"Nope, you've had waaaay too much. If Angelina were sober, she would be repulsed by you. But she's not. But still, you're done."
Jack pouted.
"Hello?" a voice came from over the side of the ship. It snapped Angelina and Kat back to reality.
"JACK!!" The entirety of the ship members on the deck fell silent and looked at Angelina. Jack smiled and waved and Angelina stormed off to where Milly was. Jack snapped his fingers in dismay. Kat slid next to him with a flirty smile on her face.
"Hi, Jack..."
"Do I know you?"
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The girl, it turned out had been ambushed and was the sole survivor of the attack. Milly and Angelina hoisted her on board and the girl looked around.
"This is a nice boat...I mean ship."
"Who are you?" Angelina asked.
"I'm AnnaMariea."
Jack quickly took his arm from around Kat's shoulders and turned. "Anne!"
"Do I know you?"
"Oh," Jack said, realizing that it wasn't his Annamaria. He went back to Kat, who was smiling smugly.
Angelina looked the girl over. She was dressed in pirate garb and seened to have a good notion of the sea.
"Are you a pirate?"
"Yes." She emphasized her point with an "Arrg."
"Right."
"Uh, you're not in league with Barbossa, sent to lure us to his ship so he can dispose of our bodies in morbid ways with a sharp sword are you?" asked Jane.
"No, not that I know of." said AnnaMariea.
"Good." Jane went back to her hats.
"Why?"
"Well, we're going off to kill Barbossa once and for all since he seemed to escape death twice with the aid of enormous, unbelievable plot twists that are reminiscent of Disney movies." Angelina said bluntly.
"Hey! Watch what you say about Disney!" Milly warned.
"Sounds good to me." AnnaMariea said.
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The next day, Jane was sent back up to do watch duty. It only took everyone aboard coaxing her and telling her that there were not going to be any more girls flying out of the air yelling "Cher-oo!!". Once up, she spotted a ship. "Ship ahoy!" she yelled.
"What kind of ship?" called Will.
"Well, it has black flags and looks to be crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out!" Jane yelled back.
"You can tell all that from looking?"
"Well, that's what it seems to me."
"Why?"
"Because no ship with black sails that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out can possibly be anything other than Barbossa's ship."
"What did you just say? I got lost."
"She said that it be my ship coming." Barbossa's voice said into Will's ear.
Will looked over his shoulder and saw Barbossa standing behind him with his ship and entire crew behind him. "Should've asked how far it was, shouldn't ye?
Will screamed and ran away.
"Always was a jumpy one, wasn't he?" Barbossa said to his crew.
"Barbossa..."
"Jack..."
"Barbossa..."
"Elizabeth..."
"Jane," Jane said, then gestured to everyone else in turn "Kat, Angelina, Milly, AnnaMariea, Will. Great, now that we all know each other...get off of our boat!"
"Ship." Kat whispered to her.
"Ship, then!"
"No." Barbossa said flatly.
A fray followed to end all frays. Everyone on Jack's ship tried to stay together and fight, but Angelina and Jack ended up getting separated from the rest. They were captured and taken to the hold in Barbossa's ship.
"Don't blame yourself, Anne." Jack said, clapping her on the back.
"Oh, I don't. I blame YOU!"
"Me?"
"Yes, if you hadn't have had to do those fancy sword fighting moves and had to have me protect you while you figured one out, then we wouldn't have gotten separated!"
"Oh, you do have a point there."
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Later, the prisoners were brought before Barbossa and thrown at his feet. He smiled genially, like a cat playing with a mouse before he ate it. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Jack Sparrow..."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack insisted.
"Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow, then. And who is this lovely lady with you?" He asked, grabbing Angelina's chin and tilting her head up to see her face.
"I'm Angelina, Angelina Sparrow."
"Ah, settled down at last, Jack, me boy?"
"No, uh...she's a...distant cousin of my aunt's nephew...twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though."
Angelina snorted in laughter and Barbossa pushed her face away.
"Well, Jack, here ye be at my mercy – again. Hm, what shall we make ye do this time?"
Angelina and Jack looked at each other and Angelina raised her eyebrow. Jack shook his head.
Barbossa took out a knife from his boot and held it up. He grabbed Angelina's face again and held it to her throat. She struggled with the bonds on her hands. Barbossa laughed and cut them. "There ye be, little missy." He said as he pulled her face closer and kissed her lips. He let go and she spat and wiped her mouth with her sleeve. Barbossa laughed again. "Get used to it, little one. It's a pirate ship."
He cut Jack's bonds and Jack looked warily at him and scooted away.
"Well, well, let's see..." He thought. "I know. Entertain me. Uh, sing for me or something."
"What?!" Angelina cried.
"You know, la la la..." Jack helped.
"I bloody know what singing is, but sing? For him? Now?"
"That be the general idea, missy."
She glared at Barbossa.
"Well, are ye going to sing or will I have to end my fun and make ye walk the plank again?"
They decided to sing. A lá Zazu in the Lion King.
"No-body kno-ws the tro-uble I've se-en, no-body kno-ws my sor-row..." Barbossa cut them off.
"Oh, lighten up, sing something with a little...bounce in it."
"It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a..."
"No! Not that, not that. Anything but that."
Angelina stood up and belted out, "I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, mamma had to dance for the money they'd throw, papa'd do whatever he could. Preach a little gospel; sell a couple bottles of doctor good. Gypsies, tramps, and thieves! We'd hear it from the people in the town, they'd call us gyp-"she was really getting into it, doing a half-belly dance and trying to act out parts of the song...
"NO!" Both Jack and Barbossa shouted. Angelina plopped back down on the ground and pouted.
"Sing...I don't know...a sea shanty!"
Angelina looked at Jack, Jack looked at Angelina. And with evil smiles, they looked at Barbossa. They both drew deep breaths and started with an "Oh-----"that crescendoed, was off-key, and lasted for ten seconds. "Oh---- ----------- a pirate's life is the life for me. De da la da da da da da da da. Cause I never, never, never, never care about the weather, cause the weather never ever does a thing for me!" They hummed the tune and did a little jig to it, then started another round faster. Barbossa was enjoying this, conducting them with a chicken bone. But, five minutes later, it was getting old.
If five minutes of this annoyed Barbossa, ten made him want to kill them. Still, five minutes after that, they were still going, up to a speed that basically sounded like one word to a bunch of notes.
"OhapirateslifeisthelifeformeDedaladadadadadadadaCauseIneverneverneverneverc areabouttheweathercausetheweathernevereverdoesathingforme!"
"Stop singing!" Barbossa yelled, hands still covering his ears. "Back to the hold!"
And so they were packaged back off to the hold, laughing all the way.
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Back on the Pearl, Jane was worried sick about Jack and Angelina, Milly was positioning the ship to follow Barbossa, AnnaMariea was manning the rigging since Jane had been incapacitated with fear, Will and Elizabeth were "Fixing" each other's hair after the fight, and Kat was barking orders, but secretly worrying if jack would be hitting on Angelina too much. She worried uselessly.
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"Heeeey, how did you end up down here doing the dirty work? You're too pretty to do that..."
"Angelina, that won't get them to open the door."
She shrugged. "It's worth a try." She had arranged her pirate clothing to look as suggestive as she could and was hanging off the bars similar to the girls in Chicago.
Jack just shook his head.
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Later that night a man snuck down into the hold and lit a lamp. Angelina woke up to the light and crawled to the bars. "Wh-"the man put a finger to his lips. She lowered her voice. "What are you doing?"
"Well, Barbossa can't expect you to live on nothing. I brought some of the leftovers from dinner down."
"Why? You're on his crew?"
"Because...because...just because. Now, eat and I'll see what I can get from the next meals. The cook is a friend of mine."
"Bu-"
"Eat." whispered the man firmly.
Angelina moved closer to the bars. The man did too. He smiled at her lopsidedly. "I haven't felt this way for a long time."
"Neither have I," she said breathlessly.
They kissed.
"Angelina? Angelina! Angelina wake up!"
"Huh, what?"
"You were kissing me."
"What?!"
"You must have been dreaming."
"WHAT?!"
"Or maybe you meant to do it..."
Angelina smacked Jack. Hard. Then she laid back down.
Jack looked at her. "Goodnight to you too." He moved to the farthest end of the cell and lay down.
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Author's Note: Okies, I'm getting some more reception! Yey! There's still room on the crew, though! Please, please sign up! Also, like I said before: Any guys out there: sign up! That's an order! I'm almost to the point of bringing in the guys and Kat, Nariel, AnnaMariea, Milly, and anyone else from RM probably would be afraid of this fic. Heck, I'D be afraid of it!
Kat Hope you like how you came in and immediately caused trouble! We still love ya though!
AnnaMariea You're coming, I just didn't know enough of your bio to bring you in yet. Don't worry! It'll be this chapter!
Lina Please, please send in your bio so I can put you in! You'll be hilarious! Also, Nariel and I were talking, how does it sound if you talked in third person? We thought it would be hilarious. ("Lina loves Will..." "Uh, OK" Edges away "Lina hates Elizabeth!" Stuffs her into a cannon LOL)
Jane (Or Nariel, either way!) I hope you like how you always burst into song or acing, you'll be doing that a LOT. And your famous line will be coming in this chapter or the next!
Milly I hope you're reading this because I just put you in for the heck of it. Tell me if you want your name changed and I'll change it. If you haven't guessed, you're just about the same as you are in real life! (Karamono Oh, goodness Shudders)
Ciel-Undomiel Yey! I'm so glad you like my work! I like yours too! And like I said, please visit us at Random Musings, they'll all think you're great! Also, I'm working on my LOTR life guide for Aragorn! It'll probably be up when I get back from my trip!
Author's Note #2: For those who don't know, like Ciel (I'll just call you that because it let's me type faster), Karamono is my muse. He shows up in other fics. Not this one. He might pop in on my author notes, though!
Author's Note #3: I'll be gone from June 21 through July 11, so you guys'll just have to live without me. I know: It'll be hard. Is pelted with random objects for being so full of herself AHHHHHH! Sorries! I was kidding! Sheesh! Well, enjoy this chapter. I worked pretty hard to get it finished in one night. Be proud of me! That's an order, you scallywags!
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Chapter 3: OF DISNEY VILLIANS AND MOUNTAIN DEW
The girl grabbed Jane to stop her from falling. Jane was still screaming. "Shh! Stop screaming!" Jane didn't. The girl clamped her hand over Jane's mouth.
Angelina and Jack had heard the screams and burst out of Jack's cabin where they had been discussing where to find Barbossa. Kat came up from raiding the kitchen and pulled a can out of her jacket. She popped it open and downed it, then threw it into the sea. "Jane! What's bothering you? I'm armed with a full can of Mountain Dew Code Red and NOTHING would want to face me after one of those!" Will and Elizabeth had been tanning on the deck and Elizabeth jumped into Will's arms, screaming too.
The girl in the rigging looked down on the deck and waved. "HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack waved back, still a little drunk from the past day.
Jane scrambled down out of the rigging and hid behind everyone else. The girl followed, but instead dropped down onto the deck with a "Tadaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack looked at her and raised his eyebrow. "And who are you?"
"My name's Millimillete Belle Maceralmint Curtainhinge Annamacarena Ariel Valentinez Marilla La Luffy Seagull Kovu Zazu Cindy Minnie Wendy Alice Monkey Tigerlily Testerosa Dory Fiona Peep Nami Minerva Blythe White Jane" she took a breath. "What?" Jane asked upon hearing her name.
The girl ignored her and continued. "Cri-kee Paco Kanga Zorro Poppins Darling Lady Meg Marian Dove Roronoa Dawning Scrumptious Rum"
"Rum?" Jack perked up. "I like her. I'm keeping her."
"Chidori Tigger Sagara Vash Cher Rhubarb Rosie Toto Energizer Wolf Heart Ringo Chickensalad Balzac Holmes Freud Ella Ring-thing Donkey Pelican Puss "she took a deep breath and ended elegantly "the 4th. Don't hesitate to call! Daughter of..."
"NO!!!" Everyone shouted.
The girl pouted.
"OK, what did you just say?" Kat asked, really lost.
"I think she said something about Cher." Angelina said happily.
"I thought she was talking about me." Jane said.
"Scrumptious Rum..." Jack said dreamily.
"I just told you my name, but if you can't remember it, just choose one."
Jane clasped her hands, tilted her face towards the sky and mouthed "Thank you."
"But I can't remember any of them!"
"How about calling me Puss?"
"Okkkkayyyyyy, well, what talents do you have to help us besides a really long name, Puss?" Will asked, being the only one who was not confused thoroughly.
"I'm a navigator. I have an impeccable sense of direction."
"Gee, that couldn't help us at all..." Elizabeth said sarcastically.
"And who is everyone here?" The girl asked.
"I'm Angelina Sparrow and that's Jack Sparrow. And FYI, there is NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US." Angelina said Milly, but really directing it to Kat.
Kat snorted in disagreement, but spoke up. "I'm Kat Maxwell, most dreaded pirate in the Caribbean."
"Really? Cool!"
"I'm Elizabeth and this is my husband Will."
"Ah, honeymoon?"
"Not quite..." Elizabeth said.
"I'm Finch, Jane Finch. And I totally did not mean to say that in a Bond, James Bond kind of way!"
"Well, I guess we'll need a navigator as soon as we can get her. Uh, exactly how good are you?" said Angelina.
"I can tell a storm coming from forty two knots away." Milly said proudly. "I'm working towards forty three."
"Big dreams, huh?" Kat said haughtily.
"For your information...uh, what was I talking about?"
"I rest my case." Kat said proudly.
"Let's celebrate my crewmanship!" Milly shouted.
"Drinks all around!" Jack yelled happily.
Bottles of rum were passed around. After about two each, Elizabeth and Will were acting all cuddly and smoochy, Jack and Angelina were starting in on the third round of a pirate's life, Jane was acting even more ditzy than she usually was, Kat had a happy buzz, and Milly was completely unaffected.
After three bottles, Elizabeth and Will had left saying something about doing each other's hair, Jack was hitting on Angelina and she wasn't protesting too much, Jane had gone through her hat trunks twice, reciting lines that went with each hat, Kat was trying to steer a door handle thinking it was the ship's wheel, and Milly was still unaffected.
Jack, his arm around Angelina, reached for another bottle. Milly grabbed it away. "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut you off."
"Bu-but...the rum..."
"Nope, you've had waaaay too much. If Angelina were sober, she would be repulsed by you. But she's not. But still, you're done."
Jack pouted.
"Hello?" a voice came from over the side of the ship. It snapped Angelina and Kat back to reality.
"JACK!!" The entirety of the ship members on the deck fell silent and looked at Angelina. Jack smiled and waved and Angelina stormed off to where Milly was. Jack snapped his fingers in dismay. Kat slid next to him with a flirty smile on her face.
"Hi, Jack..."
"Do I know you?"
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The girl, it turned out had been ambushed and was the sole survivor of the attack. Milly and Angelina hoisted her on board and the girl looked around.
"This is a nice boat...I mean ship."
"Who are you?" Angelina asked.
"I'm AnnaMariea."
Jack quickly took his arm from around Kat's shoulders and turned. "Anne!"
"Do I know you?"
"Oh," Jack said, realizing that it wasn't his Annamaria. He went back to Kat, who was smiling smugly.
Angelina looked the girl over. She was dressed in pirate garb and seened to have a good notion of the sea.
"Are you a pirate?"
"Yes." She emphasized her point with an "Arrg."
"Right."
"Uh, you're not in league with Barbossa, sent to lure us to his ship so he can dispose of our bodies in morbid ways with a sharp sword are you?" asked Jane.
"No, not that I know of." said AnnaMariea.
"Good." Jane went back to her hats.
"Why?"
"Well, we're going off to kill Barbossa once and for all since he seemed to escape death twice with the aid of enormous, unbelievable plot twists that are reminiscent of Disney movies." Angelina said bluntly.
"Hey! Watch what you say about Disney!" Milly warned.
"Sounds good to me." AnnaMariea said.
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The next day, Jane was sent back up to do watch duty. It only took everyone aboard coaxing her and telling her that there were not going to be any more girls flying out of the air yelling "Cher-oo!!". Once up, she spotted a ship. "Ship ahoy!" she yelled.
"What kind of ship?" called Will.
"Well, it has black flags and looks to be crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out!" Jane yelled back.
"You can tell all that from looking?"
"Well, that's what it seems to me."
"Why?"
"Because no ship with black sails that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out can possibly be anything other than Barbossa's ship."
"What did you just say? I got lost."
"She said that it be my ship coming." Barbossa's voice said into Will's ear.
Will looked over his shoulder and saw Barbossa standing behind him with his ship and entire crew behind him. "Should've asked how far it was, shouldn't ye?
Will screamed and ran away.
"Always was a jumpy one, wasn't he?" Barbossa said to his crew.
"Barbossa..."
"Jack..."
"Barbossa..."
"Elizabeth..."
"Jane," Jane said, then gestured to everyone else in turn "Kat, Angelina, Milly, AnnaMariea, Will. Great, now that we all know each other...get off of our boat!"
"Ship." Kat whispered to her.
"Ship, then!"
"No." Barbossa said flatly.
A fray followed to end all frays. Everyone on Jack's ship tried to stay together and fight, but Angelina and Jack ended up getting separated from the rest. They were captured and taken to the hold in Barbossa's ship.
"Don't blame yourself, Anne." Jack said, clapping her on the back.
"Oh, I don't. I blame YOU!"
"Me?"
"Yes, if you hadn't have had to do those fancy sword fighting moves and had to have me protect you while you figured one out, then we wouldn't have gotten separated!"
"Oh, you do have a point there."
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Later, the prisoners were brought before Barbossa and thrown at his feet. He smiled genially, like a cat playing with a mouse before he ate it. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Jack Sparrow..."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack insisted.
"Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow, then. And who is this lovely lady with you?" He asked, grabbing Angelina's chin and tilting her head up to see her face.
"I'm Angelina, Angelina Sparrow."
"Ah, settled down at last, Jack, me boy?"
"No, uh...she's a...distant cousin of my aunt's nephew...twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though."
Angelina snorted in laughter and Barbossa pushed her face away.
"Well, Jack, here ye be at my mercy – again. Hm, what shall we make ye do this time?"
Angelina and Jack looked at each other and Angelina raised her eyebrow. Jack shook his head.
Barbossa took out a knife from his boot and held it up. He grabbed Angelina's face again and held it to her throat. She struggled with the bonds on her hands. Barbossa laughed and cut them. "There ye be, little missy." He said as he pulled her face closer and kissed her lips. He let go and she spat and wiped her mouth with her sleeve. Barbossa laughed again. "Get used to it, little one. It's a pirate ship."
He cut Jack's bonds and Jack looked warily at him and scooted away.
"Well, well, let's see..." He thought. "I know. Entertain me. Uh, sing for me or something."
"What?!" Angelina cried.
"You know, la la la..." Jack helped.
"I bloody know what singing is, but sing? For him? Now?"
"That be the general idea, missy."
She glared at Barbossa.
"Well, are ye going to sing or will I have to end my fun and make ye walk the plank again?"
They decided to sing. A lá Zazu in the Lion King.
"No-body kno-ws the tro-uble I've se-en, no-body kno-ws my sor-row..." Barbossa cut them off.
"Oh, lighten up, sing something with a little...bounce in it."
"It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a..."
"No! Not that, not that. Anything but that."
Angelina stood up and belted out, "I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, mamma had to dance for the money they'd throw, papa'd do whatever he could. Preach a little gospel; sell a couple bottles of doctor good. Gypsies, tramps, and thieves! We'd hear it from the people in the town, they'd call us gyp-"she was really getting into it, doing a half-belly dance and trying to act out parts of the song...
"NO!" Both Jack and Barbossa shouted. Angelina plopped back down on the ground and pouted.
"Sing...I don't know...a sea shanty!"
Angelina looked at Jack, Jack looked at Angelina. And with evil smiles, they looked at Barbossa. They both drew deep breaths and started with an "Oh-----"that crescendoed, was off-key, and lasted for ten seconds. "Oh---- ----------- a pirate's life is the life for me. De da la da da da da da da da. Cause I never, never, never, never care about the weather, cause the weather never ever does a thing for me!" They hummed the tune and did a little jig to it, then started another round faster. Barbossa was enjoying this, conducting them with a chicken bone. But, five minutes later, it was getting old.
If five minutes of this annoyed Barbossa, ten made him want to kill them. Still, five minutes after that, they were still going, up to a speed that basically sounded like one word to a bunch of notes.
"OhapirateslifeisthelifeformeDedaladadadadadadadaCauseIneverneverneverneverc areabouttheweathercausetheweathernevereverdoesathingforme!"
"Stop singing!" Barbossa yelled, hands still covering his ears. "Back to the hold!"
And so they were packaged back off to the hold, laughing all the way.
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Back on the Pearl, Jane was worried sick about Jack and Angelina, Milly was positioning the ship to follow Barbossa, AnnaMariea was manning the rigging since Jane had been incapacitated with fear, Will and Elizabeth were "Fixing" each other's hair after the fight, and Kat was barking orders, but secretly worrying if jack would be hitting on Angelina too much. She worried uselessly.
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"Heeeey, how did you end up down here doing the dirty work? You're too pretty to do that..."
"Angelina, that won't get them to open the door."
She shrugged. "It's worth a try." She had arranged her pirate clothing to look as suggestive as she could and was hanging off the bars similar to the girls in Chicago.
Jack just shook his head.
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Later that night a man snuck down into the hold and lit a lamp. Angelina woke up to the light and crawled to the bars. "Wh-"the man put a finger to his lips. She lowered her voice. "What are you doing?"
"Well, Barbossa can't expect you to live on nothing. I brought some of the leftovers from dinner down."
"Why? You're on his crew?"
"Because...because...just because. Now, eat and I'll see what I can get from the next meals. The cook is a friend of mine."
"Bu-"
"Eat." whispered the man firmly.
Angelina moved closer to the bars. The man did too. He smiled at her lopsidedly. "I haven't felt this way for a long time."
"Neither have I," she said breathlessly.
They kissed.
"Angelina? Angelina! Angelina wake up!"
"Huh, what?"
"You were kissing me."
"What?!"
"You must have been dreaming."
"WHAT?!"
"Or maybe you meant to do it..."
Angelina smacked Jack. Hard. Then she laid back down.
Jack looked at her. "Goodnight to you too." He moved to the farthest end of the cell and lay down.
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