AUTHOR'S NOTE: since some of you seem to really want an explanation of the loonies ailments...here we go.
Jean: manic depression with suicidal tendencies
Kurt: well, he's kind of just generally insane...
Hank and Bobby: they both pretty much suffer from anxiety and paranoia...
Rogue: bipolar, with anger issues
Logan: schizophrenic, tends to act like a child (i dunno what that really is), anger issues, insomniac
Scott: obsessive cumpulsive disorder (OCD)
Toad: ADHD with a bit of general insanity...
Pyro:oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) (i hadta look this up so here's a brief explanation) [persistent fighting and arguing, being touchy or easily annoyed, and deliberately annoying or being spiteful or vindictive to other people.]
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Crazy Like Me
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Ororo sighed and stood up, putting away her radio. She thought she heard a soft *BAMF* just outside the kitchen door, and curiously moved toward it to check it out.
Kurt bounced happily in the hall outside the kitchen door and waved a three fingered hand at Ororo, smiling. "Helloooooooo!" he grinned, showing off his fangs, then with another *BAMF!* he was gone.
Ororo shook her head with another sigh, then turned back to the kitchen where she'd left Logan. "Logan?" she furrowed her brows, looking right where she'd left him on the floor near the sink. Ororo put a hand to her forehead and groaned. "This is going to be a long night..." she grabbed her radio and called in Kitty. "Kitty, I've spotted Kurt outside the kitchen, but he teleported before I could get to him. Logan's taken off again too, but he's just taken his sleeping pills so it shouldn't be too difficult to round him up."
"Alright, I'll go look for-EEP!"
Ororo furrowed her brows, holding up the radio and listening for Kitty again. "Are you there Kitty?"
There was a slight crackling noise and a disgruntled Kitty answered back. "Yeah, I'm here. Kurt just 'ported in behind me and scared me like half to death!"
"I'll keep an eye out for Kurt and try and get Logan again." Ororo told the girl, then clipped her radio back to her belt and exited the kitchen.
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Kurt 'ported in and out of rooms happily, jumping about and yelling 'peek-a-boo!' at anyone he saw. He snuck into Toad and Pyro's room and shook them both awake. "Wakey wakey!!!"
Toad looked up at Kurt with sleepy eyes. "Hey! Blue boy's up! I want to eat your brain! mwahahaha!" he jumped up from his bed and grinned, hopping from his bed to Pyro's over and over.
"Cut it out ya stupid bloke!" Pyro growled at him. As Toad jumped from his bed again, Pyro grabbed his foot, making the boy fall flat on his face to the floor.
Kurt laughed maniacally and started hopping up and down. "Time to go free! Run amuck, amuck, amuck!!!"
Toad and Pyro both stared at the blue boy curiously, then Kurt grabbed both their shoulders and teleported, leaving a puff of smoke and brimstone in the room.
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Logan started to stumble up the stairs, the effects of the strong sleeping pills getting to him. He turned to his side and grumbled, "I ain't gettin' tired, yer gettin' tired...shut up Fred...." He was three steps away from the top of the stairs when he collapsed, fast asleep.
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Pyro giggled madly as he approached Hank and Bobby's room, then knocked on the door and yelled, "Lucky the Leprachaun and the purple people here for Mr. Hank and Mr. Bobby!!!" he heard two gasps from inside the room, then thrust the door open, thinking it stupid that the locks could be opened from the outside. "BOO!"
"EEEEEEK!!" Hank screeched, leaping to the ceiling and clinging to the chandelier.
"I didn't take your Lucky Charms!!! I swear!!!!" Bobby screamed from the bed, throwing the blankets over his head.
Pyro fell to floor and began laughing hysterically. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Bobby peered out from under the covers. "PYRO!" he yelled, leaping to the floor and grabbing Pyro's neck with ice cold hands.
Hank jumped down from the ceiling, landing beside Bobby and pulling him away from Pyro. "Now, now, don't fight...just be thankful the purple people and Lucky aren't here." he said quietly.
"Jerk..." Bobby mumbled, still glaring at Pyro.
The red haired boy just stuck out his tongue. "How can I be a jerk if I just let you out eh mate?" he grinned proudly.
"Freedom!!!" Beast sang happily, leaping over Pyro and galloping on all fours down the hall.
Bobby shrugged, ignoring Pyro and running past him out of the room.
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Kitty was just about to reach the stairs when she thought she heard something. As she neared the top of the stairs she saw Logan fast asleep and snoring loudly. She sighed and picked up her radio. "Ororo? I found Logan, he's sleeping on the stairs. I haven't seen Kurt again though." she waited for a responce.
"Alright. He probably won't be easy to wake, so if you can't, ask Erik to get Logan back to his room."
"Ok, I'm on it." Kitty replied, kneeling beside Logan. She nudged him roughly, but when he just mumbled something in his sleep and went back to snoring she decided to call in Magneto. Kitty switched the channels on her radio and called him in, "Hey Erik, you there?"
"Yes, I'm here Kitty." was the short reply.
"Can you like, come to the top of the stairs? Logan's asleep over here and needs to be taken to his room and no one else can like, lift him."
"I'll be there shortly."
Kitty nodded to herself, switching channels on her radio again and clipping it to her belt.
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Ororo was checking the rec room when she saw a blue blur leap from one couch to another, then the pool table and take off. It wasn't Kurt, that was too big to be Kurt. She gasped as she stepped forward and slipped on a patch of ice. "Oof!" she looked around, noticing there was lots of ice everywhere, and green goo that only came from one mutant, Toad. "Oh no, more of the other patients have gotten out..."
A/N: sorry this took so long, but here ya go! please review!
Jean: manic depression with suicidal tendencies
Kurt: well, he's kind of just generally insane...
Hank and Bobby: they both pretty much suffer from anxiety and paranoia...
Rogue: bipolar, with anger issues
Logan: schizophrenic, tends to act like a child (i dunno what that really is), anger issues, insomniac
Scott: obsessive cumpulsive disorder (OCD)
Toad: ADHD with a bit of general insanity...
Pyro:oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) (i hadta look this up so here's a brief explanation) [persistent fighting and arguing, being touchy or easily annoyed, and deliberately annoying or being spiteful or vindictive to other people.]
~*~*~
Crazy Like Me
~*~*~
Ororo sighed and stood up, putting away her radio. She thought she heard a soft *BAMF* just outside the kitchen door, and curiously moved toward it to check it out.
Kurt bounced happily in the hall outside the kitchen door and waved a three fingered hand at Ororo, smiling. "Helloooooooo!" he grinned, showing off his fangs, then with another *BAMF!* he was gone.
Ororo shook her head with another sigh, then turned back to the kitchen where she'd left Logan. "Logan?" she furrowed her brows, looking right where she'd left him on the floor near the sink. Ororo put a hand to her forehead and groaned. "This is going to be a long night..." she grabbed her radio and called in Kitty. "Kitty, I've spotted Kurt outside the kitchen, but he teleported before I could get to him. Logan's taken off again too, but he's just taken his sleeping pills so it shouldn't be too difficult to round him up."
"Alright, I'll go look for-EEP!"
Ororo furrowed her brows, holding up the radio and listening for Kitty again. "Are you there Kitty?"
There was a slight crackling noise and a disgruntled Kitty answered back. "Yeah, I'm here. Kurt just 'ported in behind me and scared me like half to death!"
"I'll keep an eye out for Kurt and try and get Logan again." Ororo told the girl, then clipped her radio back to her belt and exited the kitchen.
~*~*~
Kurt 'ported in and out of rooms happily, jumping about and yelling 'peek-a-boo!' at anyone he saw. He snuck into Toad and Pyro's room and shook them both awake. "Wakey wakey!!!"
Toad looked up at Kurt with sleepy eyes. "Hey! Blue boy's up! I want to eat your brain! mwahahaha!" he jumped up from his bed and grinned, hopping from his bed to Pyro's over and over.
"Cut it out ya stupid bloke!" Pyro growled at him. As Toad jumped from his bed again, Pyro grabbed his foot, making the boy fall flat on his face to the floor.
Kurt laughed maniacally and started hopping up and down. "Time to go free! Run amuck, amuck, amuck!!!"
Toad and Pyro both stared at the blue boy curiously, then Kurt grabbed both their shoulders and teleported, leaving a puff of smoke and brimstone in the room.
~*~*~
Logan started to stumble up the stairs, the effects of the strong sleeping pills getting to him. He turned to his side and grumbled, "I ain't gettin' tired, yer gettin' tired...shut up Fred...." He was three steps away from the top of the stairs when he collapsed, fast asleep.
~*~*~
Pyro giggled madly as he approached Hank and Bobby's room, then knocked on the door and yelled, "Lucky the Leprachaun and the purple people here for Mr. Hank and Mr. Bobby!!!" he heard two gasps from inside the room, then thrust the door open, thinking it stupid that the locks could be opened from the outside. "BOO!"
"EEEEEEK!!" Hank screeched, leaping to the ceiling and clinging to the chandelier.
"I didn't take your Lucky Charms!!! I swear!!!!" Bobby screamed from the bed, throwing the blankets over his head.
Pyro fell to floor and began laughing hysterically. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Bobby peered out from under the covers. "PYRO!" he yelled, leaping to the floor and grabbing Pyro's neck with ice cold hands.
Hank jumped down from the ceiling, landing beside Bobby and pulling him away from Pyro. "Now, now, don't fight...just be thankful the purple people and Lucky aren't here." he said quietly.
"Jerk..." Bobby mumbled, still glaring at Pyro.
The red haired boy just stuck out his tongue. "How can I be a jerk if I just let you out eh mate?" he grinned proudly.
"Freedom!!!" Beast sang happily, leaping over Pyro and galloping on all fours down the hall.
Bobby shrugged, ignoring Pyro and running past him out of the room.
~*~*~
Kitty was just about to reach the stairs when she thought she heard something. As she neared the top of the stairs she saw Logan fast asleep and snoring loudly. She sighed and picked up her radio. "Ororo? I found Logan, he's sleeping on the stairs. I haven't seen Kurt again though." she waited for a responce.
"Alright. He probably won't be easy to wake, so if you can't, ask Erik to get Logan back to his room."
"Ok, I'm on it." Kitty replied, kneeling beside Logan. She nudged him roughly, but when he just mumbled something in his sleep and went back to snoring she decided to call in Magneto. Kitty switched the channels on her radio and called him in, "Hey Erik, you there?"
"Yes, I'm here Kitty." was the short reply.
"Can you like, come to the top of the stairs? Logan's asleep over here and needs to be taken to his room and no one else can like, lift him."
"I'll be there shortly."
Kitty nodded to herself, switching channels on her radio again and clipping it to her belt.
~*~*~
Ororo was checking the rec room when she saw a blue blur leap from one couch to another, then the pool table and take off. It wasn't Kurt, that was too big to be Kurt. She gasped as she stepped forward and slipped on a patch of ice. "Oof!" she looked around, noticing there was lots of ice everywhere, and green goo that only came from one mutant, Toad. "Oh no, more of the other patients have gotten out..."
A/N: sorry this took so long, but here ya go! please review!