AUTHOR'S NOTE: sorry this took so damn long in coming, but it's here! finally. sheesh. okay, so um..this is the last chappy. how someone's out there willing ta read it. eh...
Crazy Like Me
"Pyro! Get back here this instant!" Erik was heard yelling throughout the mansion's lower levels as the flame weilding mutant had somehow managed to get down there.
"Erik, I was told you could use some help," Ororo's voice came through his radio.
"No, no, I've got everything under control!!" Magneto yelled back into the radio, holding the button from his belt. He rounded the corner hearing John laughing maniacally, the sound echoeing and bouncing off the metallic walls. Wait..metallic walls huh? Erik suddenly got an idea.
"Trippy, trip, trip. Gonna trip the geezer!!" Pyro laughed to himself as he continued running, then suddenly froze as the metallic walls began moving. They were closing in on him. His eyes widened fearfully. "Ahhh!!! The walls are gonna squish me!!" the next thing that came out of his mouth was a plea for Magneto to help him. "Save me geezer! Saaaave meeeeeee!!! I'll go to my room! I promise! I'll be good! I won't be mean no more!!! Just save meeeeee!!! The walls are gonna eat me!!! AHHHH!!!"
"I'm right here John," Erik rounded the corner with a pleased grin since his tactic had worked. "These walls are quite alive, they don't like trespassers this late," he said with a grin, then raised his arms. "Listen to me walls, return to normal, NOW!"
Pyro watched with awe as it appeared the living walls listened to Magneto's every command. He smiled broadly, then jumped up and down. "Yeah! I'm saved!!!"
"Alright young man, to your room now." Magneto said sternly, glad when Pyro reluctantly stepped in beside him and they made their way toward the upper levels.
= = = = =
"Heeeeey, Canucky, nucky, nuck!! Where are yoooouuuu??" Kurt's voice sang throughout the shower room as he looked around for Logan who was hiding from him in fear of being duct-taped again.
Logan sat curled up on the floor in one of the shower stalls, having disguarded his tape-sticky shirt and left it elsewhere as a decoy. Unfortunately for him, it didn't seem to be working. He could hear Kurt's voice getting closer and closer.
Glancing sideways, Logan's upper lip curled into a snarl and he whispered, "Shut up Fred, I toldja the shirt trick wouldn't work."
"I heeeaaar you!!!" Kurt sang giddily, bounding past the shower stalls and peering in each one.
Logan clamped a hand over his mouth and sat still, jumping slightly as Kurt hopped in front of the stall he hid in, grinning madly.
"Found you!!" the blue elf boy laughed happily.
Growling, Logan gave Kurt a menacing glare that was ignored as he hopped forward, then snaked his tail around and turned on the shower before 'porting back so he didn't get sprayed.
"Rrrr..." Logan growled, then sprung to his feet, still standing under the spraying showerhead.
"Haha, you're all wet!!" Kurt hopped up and down, laughing giddily. He then pinched in his nose and grimaced, pointing at Logan with his other hand. "You smell like a wet doggy." he stuck out his tongue, jumping back when the Canuck lashed out with a fist.
"GO AWAY BLUE BOY!!!" Logan hollered, suddenly unsheathing his claws and swinging blindly as his wet hair got in his eyes.
"Temper, temper," Kurt laughed again, flipping backward and flicking Logan's nose with his tail.
"Ow!" Logan grumbled, stepping out from the shower stall, soaking wet. "Fred doesn't like you an' I don't neither!" he growled, still standing with his claws out.
Kurt continued to laugh annoyingly, then stuck a hand under his shirt and pulled out a roll of duct tape. He grinned insanely, advancing upon Logan.
"NO!!! No more!!!" Logan yelped, eyes going wide. He turned and ran, wet feet slipping and sliding along the tile floor.
Grinning, Kurt took chase, willing to play the game. He took the roll of duct tape in his tail, then dropped to all fours and raced after Logan without teleporting.
= = = = =
As Ororo continued scanning the halls for Kurt and/or Logan, she suddenly spotted something on the floor just before the shower room. Bending down she picked up the piece of cloth, discovering it was Logan's shirt that still had pieces of duct tape on it. Picking up her radio, she switched channels to contact Kitty. "Kitty, have you gotten Remy settled in yet?"
"Yeah 'Ro," she answered somewhat tiredly. "Did you find Logan and Kurt?"
"No," Ororo answered back disappointedly. She glanced at the shirt she was holding, then stepped into the shower room. "But I think I'm close, just keep an eye out in case." with that she clipped her radio back to her belt.
The tile floor of the shower room was streaked with water, and as Ororo began walking past the shower stalls she realized that one of the showers was on. Peering carefully, Ororo found the culprit, though she'd hoped to find either Logan or Kurt there too. She sighed, then shut off the shower and turned to leave. "Guess I've missed them again," she decided to stop in the med lab to pick up some sleeping pills and a sedative in case she happened to catch either of them.
= = = = =
"Fred, go see if he's coming," Logan mumbled quietly to his side as he crouched beside the kitchen counter. He looked off as though he was watching someone go check by the door, then turned to his side again. "Good, I hope he doesn't come back," he grumbled, crossing his arms and sitting with his back against the counter.
A puff of dark smoke appeared before him, and when it cleared there stood Nightcrawler, a mad grin splayed across his face. "Found you again!!" he laughed, balancing on the balls of his feet.
"NO! GO AWAY!" Logan clenched his eyes shut, then jumped forward as Kurt teleported out of reach. He then turned to find the blue boy behind him and began running. Unfortunately, his pants were still dripping wet, therefore making the floor wet where he'd previously walked. Logan slipped, landing flat on his stomach and sliding across the floor. He slid into the refrigerator, knocking his head pretty good and leaving a dent in the fridge.
"HAHAHA!!!" Kurt fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably.
"Ow.." Logan grumbled, reaching up a hand to rub his head. "Shoulda told me the floor was wet, Fred." he mumbled, getting to his feet. He looked down at Kurt then turned to slowly walk away, finding a very displeased looking Ororo blocking the doorway.
Her eyes softened as she stared at him, then cautiously came forward, silently placing a finger to her lips in the 'shh' motion as she crept up on Nightcrawler and kneeled down to him by the floor.
Logan stared blankly at her, then grinned when he saw her pull out a sedative and inject it into Kurt's neck.
"Heeeeey!" Kurt whined when he felt the needle go in and Ororo backed away, holding the empty syringe. "Aww..you make no fun now..." he muttered before submitting to her and sitting there calmly.
Ororo turned to Logan, her brows furrowed as she tried not to laugh. "What happened? You're all wet."
He snorted, crossing his arms over his broad chest, then muttered, "I don't like the blue kid." and didn't say anything else about it.
Smiling, Ororo held out her hand with the sleeping pills. "Are you ready to go to sleep now?" she asked, though she wasn't really going to give him a choice.
Logan sighed, taking the pills and shoving them in his mouth. He looked off to the side, nodded and said, "Yeah."
Gladly picking up her radio, Ororo contacted Charles. "I've rounded up Logan and Kurt. We're done for the night. I'm going to bed."
= = = = =
The next day, lunch time in the cafeteria
Everyone sat around one big table, trays of food before them if they hadn't already gone up to get their food. Despite the lateness of the other night, Charles and Erik had stayed up and put together supression collars for all of the patients. Some of them didn't need them, but patients like Kurt and Toad had to wear them, the rest were made for emergencies. All of this due to their antics during the escape.
So far lunch was going relatively peacefully. Charles, Ororo, Kitty, and Erik were all seated at the staff table, enjoying their meals and briefly taking turns to get up and watch over everyone.
"Will ya'll quit followin' me?" Rogue snapped irritably as she glanced behind her in the food line. Since morning, Kitty had introduced Gambit to her so he'd tag along with someone else while she performed her duties. Now the Cajun wouldn't leave Rogue alone.
"Remy don' know anyone else," he grinned charmingly at her, raggedy old teddy bear clutched under one arm as he carried his tray of food.
Rogue let out an annoyed sigh and continued down the line.
"Nobody took the Lucky Charms!!!" Bobby shouted suddenly and stood, startling Hank who was sitting beside him at the big table. He looked around nervously, then gave an apologetic smile and sat back down to continue eating.
Jean was moaning about the food never being the way she liked it, Scott was sitting next to her counting the kernels of corn on his plate for the third time, Toad was flicking his tongue at Pyro's plate to steal food when he wasn't looking, and Logan and Kurt......
"You're blue and the JELL-O's blue too!!" Logan shouted at Kurt from across the table. He glanced at his side, muttering, "What was that Fred? Yeah, I think so too,"
Kurt's tail swished behind him, then whipped at Logan's plate, knocking mashed potatoes in his face. He laughed, grinning toothily.
Logan glared at Kurt, growling, then looked to the side again. "Yeah, now's good." he muttered darkly.
Ororo stood when she saw Kurt and Logan exchange devious looks towards eachother. The rest of the staff looked to her curiously as she put a hand to her forehead and sighed, "Here we go,"
After that all hell broke loose.
Logan mushed his hand into his potatoes and corn, then threw it in Kurt's face.
Kurt laughed, hopping up on the table and taking his plate along with him as he shouted, "FOOD FIGHT!!!"
= = = = =
THE END!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: i hope ya liked it! please review!!!! ;P
Crazy Like Me
"Pyro! Get back here this instant!" Erik was heard yelling throughout the mansion's lower levels as the flame weilding mutant had somehow managed to get down there.
"Erik, I was told you could use some help," Ororo's voice came through his radio.
"No, no, I've got everything under control!!" Magneto yelled back into the radio, holding the button from his belt. He rounded the corner hearing John laughing maniacally, the sound echoeing and bouncing off the metallic walls. Wait..metallic walls huh? Erik suddenly got an idea.
"Trippy, trip, trip. Gonna trip the geezer!!" Pyro laughed to himself as he continued running, then suddenly froze as the metallic walls began moving. They were closing in on him. His eyes widened fearfully. "Ahhh!!! The walls are gonna squish me!!" the next thing that came out of his mouth was a plea for Magneto to help him. "Save me geezer! Saaaave meeeeeee!!! I'll go to my room! I promise! I'll be good! I won't be mean no more!!! Just save meeeeee!!! The walls are gonna eat me!!! AHHHH!!!"
"I'm right here John," Erik rounded the corner with a pleased grin since his tactic had worked. "These walls are quite alive, they don't like trespassers this late," he said with a grin, then raised his arms. "Listen to me walls, return to normal, NOW!"
Pyro watched with awe as it appeared the living walls listened to Magneto's every command. He smiled broadly, then jumped up and down. "Yeah! I'm saved!!!"
"Alright young man, to your room now." Magneto said sternly, glad when Pyro reluctantly stepped in beside him and they made their way toward the upper levels.
= = = = =
"Heeeeey, Canucky, nucky, nuck!! Where are yoooouuuu??" Kurt's voice sang throughout the shower room as he looked around for Logan who was hiding from him in fear of being duct-taped again.
Logan sat curled up on the floor in one of the shower stalls, having disguarded his tape-sticky shirt and left it elsewhere as a decoy. Unfortunately for him, it didn't seem to be working. He could hear Kurt's voice getting closer and closer.
Glancing sideways, Logan's upper lip curled into a snarl and he whispered, "Shut up Fred, I toldja the shirt trick wouldn't work."
"I heeeaaar you!!!" Kurt sang giddily, bounding past the shower stalls and peering in each one.
Logan clamped a hand over his mouth and sat still, jumping slightly as Kurt hopped in front of the stall he hid in, grinning madly.
"Found you!!" the blue elf boy laughed happily.
Growling, Logan gave Kurt a menacing glare that was ignored as he hopped forward, then snaked his tail around and turned on the shower before 'porting back so he didn't get sprayed.
"Rrrr..." Logan growled, then sprung to his feet, still standing under the spraying showerhead.
"Haha, you're all wet!!" Kurt hopped up and down, laughing giddily. He then pinched in his nose and grimaced, pointing at Logan with his other hand. "You smell like a wet doggy." he stuck out his tongue, jumping back when the Canuck lashed out with a fist.
"GO AWAY BLUE BOY!!!" Logan hollered, suddenly unsheathing his claws and swinging blindly as his wet hair got in his eyes.
"Temper, temper," Kurt laughed again, flipping backward and flicking Logan's nose with his tail.
"Ow!" Logan grumbled, stepping out from the shower stall, soaking wet. "Fred doesn't like you an' I don't neither!" he growled, still standing with his claws out.
Kurt continued to laugh annoyingly, then stuck a hand under his shirt and pulled out a roll of duct tape. He grinned insanely, advancing upon Logan.
"NO!!! No more!!!" Logan yelped, eyes going wide. He turned and ran, wet feet slipping and sliding along the tile floor.
Grinning, Kurt took chase, willing to play the game. He took the roll of duct tape in his tail, then dropped to all fours and raced after Logan without teleporting.
= = = = =
As Ororo continued scanning the halls for Kurt and/or Logan, she suddenly spotted something on the floor just before the shower room. Bending down she picked up the piece of cloth, discovering it was Logan's shirt that still had pieces of duct tape on it. Picking up her radio, she switched channels to contact Kitty. "Kitty, have you gotten Remy settled in yet?"
"Yeah 'Ro," she answered somewhat tiredly. "Did you find Logan and Kurt?"
"No," Ororo answered back disappointedly. She glanced at the shirt she was holding, then stepped into the shower room. "But I think I'm close, just keep an eye out in case." with that she clipped her radio back to her belt.
The tile floor of the shower room was streaked with water, and as Ororo began walking past the shower stalls she realized that one of the showers was on. Peering carefully, Ororo found the culprit, though she'd hoped to find either Logan or Kurt there too. She sighed, then shut off the shower and turned to leave. "Guess I've missed them again," she decided to stop in the med lab to pick up some sleeping pills and a sedative in case she happened to catch either of them.
= = = = =
"Fred, go see if he's coming," Logan mumbled quietly to his side as he crouched beside the kitchen counter. He looked off as though he was watching someone go check by the door, then turned to his side again. "Good, I hope he doesn't come back," he grumbled, crossing his arms and sitting with his back against the counter.
A puff of dark smoke appeared before him, and when it cleared there stood Nightcrawler, a mad grin splayed across his face. "Found you again!!" he laughed, balancing on the balls of his feet.
"NO! GO AWAY!" Logan clenched his eyes shut, then jumped forward as Kurt teleported out of reach. He then turned to find the blue boy behind him and began running. Unfortunately, his pants were still dripping wet, therefore making the floor wet where he'd previously walked. Logan slipped, landing flat on his stomach and sliding across the floor. He slid into the refrigerator, knocking his head pretty good and leaving a dent in the fridge.
"HAHAHA!!!" Kurt fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably.
"Ow.." Logan grumbled, reaching up a hand to rub his head. "Shoulda told me the floor was wet, Fred." he mumbled, getting to his feet. He looked down at Kurt then turned to slowly walk away, finding a very displeased looking Ororo blocking the doorway.
Her eyes softened as she stared at him, then cautiously came forward, silently placing a finger to her lips in the 'shh' motion as she crept up on Nightcrawler and kneeled down to him by the floor.
Logan stared blankly at her, then grinned when he saw her pull out a sedative and inject it into Kurt's neck.
"Heeeeey!" Kurt whined when he felt the needle go in and Ororo backed away, holding the empty syringe. "Aww..you make no fun now..." he muttered before submitting to her and sitting there calmly.
Ororo turned to Logan, her brows furrowed as she tried not to laugh. "What happened? You're all wet."
He snorted, crossing his arms over his broad chest, then muttered, "I don't like the blue kid." and didn't say anything else about it.
Smiling, Ororo held out her hand with the sleeping pills. "Are you ready to go to sleep now?" she asked, though she wasn't really going to give him a choice.
Logan sighed, taking the pills and shoving them in his mouth. He looked off to the side, nodded and said, "Yeah."
Gladly picking up her radio, Ororo contacted Charles. "I've rounded up Logan and Kurt. We're done for the night. I'm going to bed."
= = = = =
The next day, lunch time in the cafeteria
Everyone sat around one big table, trays of food before them if they hadn't already gone up to get their food. Despite the lateness of the other night, Charles and Erik had stayed up and put together supression collars for all of the patients. Some of them didn't need them, but patients like Kurt and Toad had to wear them, the rest were made for emergencies. All of this due to their antics during the escape.
So far lunch was going relatively peacefully. Charles, Ororo, Kitty, and Erik were all seated at the staff table, enjoying their meals and briefly taking turns to get up and watch over everyone.
"Will ya'll quit followin' me?" Rogue snapped irritably as she glanced behind her in the food line. Since morning, Kitty had introduced Gambit to her so he'd tag along with someone else while she performed her duties. Now the Cajun wouldn't leave Rogue alone.
"Remy don' know anyone else," he grinned charmingly at her, raggedy old teddy bear clutched under one arm as he carried his tray of food.
Rogue let out an annoyed sigh and continued down the line.
"Nobody took the Lucky Charms!!!" Bobby shouted suddenly and stood, startling Hank who was sitting beside him at the big table. He looked around nervously, then gave an apologetic smile and sat back down to continue eating.
Jean was moaning about the food never being the way she liked it, Scott was sitting next to her counting the kernels of corn on his plate for the third time, Toad was flicking his tongue at Pyro's plate to steal food when he wasn't looking, and Logan and Kurt......
"You're blue and the JELL-O's blue too!!" Logan shouted at Kurt from across the table. He glanced at his side, muttering, "What was that Fred? Yeah, I think so too,"
Kurt's tail swished behind him, then whipped at Logan's plate, knocking mashed potatoes in his face. He laughed, grinning toothily.
Logan glared at Kurt, growling, then looked to the side again. "Yeah, now's good." he muttered darkly.
Ororo stood when she saw Kurt and Logan exchange devious looks towards eachother. The rest of the staff looked to her curiously as she put a hand to her forehead and sighed, "Here we go,"
After that all hell broke loose.
Logan mushed his hand into his potatoes and corn, then threw it in Kurt's face.
Kurt laughed, hopping up on the table and taking his plate along with him as he shouted, "FOOD FIGHT!!!"
= = = = =
THE END!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: i hope ya liked it! please review!!!! ;P