Hey hey! This is the third chappie of this story. Disclaimer: We don't own POTC, its characters only ourselves!

Ica: I just wanna say thanks to x0x-PiRaTe-ShIvVeRs-x0x for your lovely review! I probably will post my Secret Window fic soon. I just need to re type it because I had like half of it done then my computer crashed & I lost it so gotta retype it later! This chapter is all because of your review! Yes both of us are working on this.

After I awoke we figured it would be best if we disguised them. We pushed them out the window so no one would realize they were there, and so we could talk about what to do with them.

Will & Jack's Conversation outside the Window:

"What do you think they're talking about?" Will asked.

Jack answered, "Me probably." very proudly.

Will said, "No, what do you really think they're talking about, because some reliable sources tell me that Schmell hates you."

Jack replied, "No one can hate me, I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy?"

Will returned with, "Well, prepare to meet no one, she despises you."

They both smirked. Then Will asked, "Wait, you never told me what they were really talking about." With that Jack slapped him so he would be quite so he could eavesdrop.

! Inside With Schmell & Ica! (Ica's P.O.V.)

"What are we going to do with them?!" I asked.

"Well, I dunno, but..." Schmell said with an evil grin spreading across her face.

"Wait,... are you thinking what I think you're thinking?" I asked worried.

"Well, that depends on what you think in that insane head of yours, now wouldn't it?" she said trickily, "Wait here!"

After she came back is when I realized she was serious. She had scissors, a razor, and other shaving stuff. We knew that Jack and Will wouldn't let us voluntarily so we gave them something to knock them out. After they were fast asleep we trimmed Will's hair back alittle bit and we cut off most of Jack's long hair. We also shaved Jack's braided beard off, but left his mustache.

We needed to get them up so we could go to the mall. We shook Will and he woke up quite easily. We tried shaking Jack but he wouldn't awake. We sat there and thought about how to wake up Jack quickly.

"Maybe we should try putting him into those things you call a shower and turn on the water." Will offered.

"Yea, it worked with me!" Schmell said.

"Na, too messy. Last resort, any way. Besides what about getting him there? It's half way across the house and my parents are up!" I said.

"Your parents aren't here they left a note saying we have to 'take the bus and keep your cell on this time!' They also left some money." Schmell said.

"Leave your phone off once and no one forgets! Okay, well, how do we wake up sleeping beauty?" I asked trying to come up with ideas. "I have an idea!" I exclaimed, "Watch and learn!"

I leaned down and planted a light kiss on Jack's lips. His eyes flew open and he smirked at me.

"Good morning, Luv, I wish I always wake up to this kind of treatment." still smirking.

"Don't get used to it!" I said chuckling.

Will started snickering, "Hey, great Captain Jack Sparrow, take a look in the mirror." Jack looked, "Where the bloody 'ell is my hair?!?!" Then turned to me with fury in his eyes.

I said, "It was Schmell's idea, plus now you look very cute, savvy."

"Really, well, I guess it's ok," Jack said, all the while smirking, "but only because you like it. Hey Will! Your hair doesn't look, as the youngin's today say, to be hot either."

"He knows," Schmell laughed, "we already went over this. It makes him look very much hotter." Then she mumbled under her breath, "If that's even possible."

"Thanks, Schmell." Will grinned.

Jack and I grinned at each other. We knew that Schmell and Will were falling for each other.

"Maybe this whole thing isn't gonna be so bad." Schmell said eyeing Will, "No, not bad at all."

---------------------- Jack and Ica's Conversation Ica's P.O.V.------------- ------

I was trying to accomplish some small talk with Jack since Schmell and Will were in their own conversation. "What is it like on The Black Pearl? I would love to see it someday, I always wanted to be a pirate."

"Well, it is a mighty big job but no job is to big or hard for..."

"Captain Jack Sparrow, I know." I smirked.

"Do you just love doing that? Saying my name, that is."

"Just answer my question, please." I said.

"Well, the Black Pearl is wonderful. It is the fastest ship, and I don't think you would make a bad pirate at all."

"Thanks." I said

And Jack and I started getting ready for the trip to the mall.

SCHMELL'S P.O.V.

-------------------------Schmell and Will's conversation-------------------- --------

"Will, do you want to play 20 questions? It's when you ask 20 questions about the other person." I asked

"Sounds like fun." Will said.

"Great! #1: What is your favorite color?" I asked.

"Blue, it reminds me of the ocean." Will replied.

"Awww, how sweet! Well, since you miss it so much I promise to take you with us when we go to the shore." I offered.

"Thanks." Will replied.

"#2: How do you like Port Royale?" I asked.

"It's ok, but I like it better here." Will said.

"Why?" I asked.

"No particular reason." Will smirked.

"#3: Do you like anyone particularly girls?" I asked.

"Do you mean do I go out with someone?" Will asked.

"Yes."

"Why?" he asked.

"Because I was supposed to ask questions about you." I said. Right then Ica and Jack came in and told us they were ready. Will and I sighed happily since we didn't have time to continue to press the subject.

"We'll continue later." Will ordered.

"You bet we will because I'm not done with you yet." I told him.

I think that's a pretty good place to stop. And I have to anyway if you wanted this updated because my other computer crashed and have to retype the rest. Please review if u don't we won't update! So review! Much thanks!

Ica & Schmell