Chapter 4: Monday.
Schmell's P.O.V. early Monday morning
I had had the best sleep in a long time. I was so happy, Will had accepted my invitation to Anderéa's formal dinner party. I didn't want to worry about that right now, I had a slight problem, all my friends were coming over for a pool party. I couldn't tell them that Will Turner and Jack Sparrow were here. 'I should call Ica' I thought, but as if she was reading my mind the phone rang. 'I know who that is.'
"What's that?" Will inquired.
"Nothing. Just go back to sleep." I told him, with that I once again heard Will snoring.
The Phone Conversation
"Hey Ica, I was just about to call you." I said.
"Sorry for interrupting you but I was wondering if you wanted to buy..." the telemarketer said, but I hung up. Then the phone rang again.
"When a person hangs up that implies that they don't want to buy your product!" I yelled, thinking it was the telemarketer again.
"Let me guess, early morning telemarketers." Ica said.
"Yea, sorry about the yelling." I said, "Any way I was just about to call you. We have a situation! All our friends are coming over for the pool party today!" I exclaimed.
"I know. That is why I called you," Ica said, "We need a plan. Our friends will definitely recognize them."
"Think. Think. Thi—I got it!" I exclaimed, "Let's change their names just for today, or at least while everyone is here."
"No just call them Jack and Will and tell no one their last names, because everyone will know hem as Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp." Ica said.
"And why weren't you in all the smart classes in high school?" I joked.
"I'll be at your place in two hours, since it's only 6:00 in the morning." Ica said.
"Alright, see you soon." I said, and hung up.
"Wake up Will, we have a big day ahead of us." I said. He didn't move but I knew he was awake. "I know your awake and I'm not waking you up like Ica woke up Jack the other day."
Will sat up and pouted, "That isn't fair."
"Alright," I said giving him a quick peck on the cheek, "Now let's get moving."
"I'm moving, I'm moving!" Will mumbled.
Two Hours Later, Ica's P.O.V.
We were on our way to Schmell's house, for the third time, since Jack had always forgotten something as we walked out the door. The first time it was his bathing suit, second time it was his towel, the third time he walked back in but forgot what he forgot.
"Jack! Stop stalling, I should have never have told you that I might let you cook!" I said.
"Who's stalling? I just forgot something." Jack said.
"RIGHT!" I exclaimed, "You're afraid of cooking aren't you?"
"I'm not afraid of anything I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Today at the party, you aren't a captain and you can't tell anyone your last name so you don't get attacked by crazed fans because our friends are obsessed with either you or Will." I said.
"Ok, I will try to do it but I won't like it." Jack said.
"Is there any thing I can do to make you like it?" I asked.
"Spend every waking moment of today with me!" Jack said hopefully.
"I can't promise every moment, but most of the day." I offered.
"Okay," Jack pouted.
With that we arrived at Schmell's house.
Schmell's P.O.V.
"Ding-Dong"
"It's open!" I yelled.
Jack and Ica walked into the foyer of my penthouse. "Wow, this is really nice." Jack complimented.
"No... time for... compliments," I said tiredly as I walked out of the kitchen, "To much work for compliments. Ica, you go pick up the balloons from the party store around the corner, take my car, the keys are in my jacket. BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" I ordered.
"Aye, Aye, Captain!" Ica replied.
"Wait, I thought I was the captain here! But wasn't supposed to say I was a captain for today, but... ARGH I've been around Schmell too much!" Jack said.
"The difference between you and Schmell rambling is she is much cuter when she rambles." Will put in.
"Well, I think jack is cuter, even though he is always cute, but any way I would have never said 'Captain' if I knew it would lead to world war III!!" Ica exclaimed.
"Thanks, wait... there has been world wars?" Jack asked.
"You're welcome and yes." Ica answered.
I was getting angry and started spazzing. "Ica, will you go already?! And take clueless here with you! With him here we won't be able to get ANY work done!" and in a nicer tone, "Pick up the cake, too!" With that they left me and Will to decorate.
1 hour later
"They've been gone for an hour, the stuff I sent them to get is only around the block!" I said.
"Probably just traffic." Will tried reassuring me.
"We can't do any thing else, all we need to do is decorate the cake." I said on the verge of spazzing. 'She is so cute when she starts spazzing.' Will thought.
"Well, since we are here, all by ourselves, with nothing to do..." I said. Then we met with a bone-meltingly hot kiss. Afterwards all I could say was "Wow, that was—Wow!" and then we walked into the living room.
Ica's P.O.V. Outside
Jack and I stood outside and saw the scene unfold. Jack had gotten a huge 'I've got an idea' grin. He put on a great act. "Ica, it's not fair. They've kissed four times! We only kissed three times."
"Oo, really, well only since we've fallen behind, Ja--" was all I got out before Jack's lips met with mine with a equally hot kiss, if not even more hot. I moved Jack against the door, which surprised both Jack and I. After a few minutes we pulled apart and I said "Where did you learn to kiss like that, Jack?"
"Well, you'd be surprised." I made a 'you're-joking-right?' look and went inside. Every thing was done. We walked into the living room, expecting to see Will & Schmell making out, but they weren't. Schmell was napping on Will's shoulder and Will was stroking her dirty blonde hair.
"Shhh... she's sleeping." Will whispered.
"Awww, you should try to be more sensitive like Will, Jack!" I teased. "I can be sensitive." Jack said giving me his best puppy dog eyes.
In The Kitchen
"I didn't hear or see you come in... how long have you been here?" Will asked.
"Well, we were making out at the door, but we were long enough to see you making out with Schmell." Jack teased.
"I would hardly call it 'making out' it was only one kiss, one very..." was all Will could get out before Jack cut him off, "Ewww, we don't want to know the details." Then he mumbled under his breath, "While we can make our own!" I heard him and elbowed him in the ribs.
"Sorry" Will said.
"Should we wake her up?" I asked.
"No, she's done enough, you and Jack can handle the last things." Will responded.
"Aye, Aye, Cap—I mean Will." I said, trying to avoid starting world war IV. Then Jack and I went outside and started working. While we were outside Jack said, "We, Ica, what if Will and Schmell kiss and we don't know it? Then what?" Before I could answer him he kissed me like we kissed in front of the door.
Schmell's P.O.V. early Monday morning
I had had the best sleep in a long time. I was so happy, Will had accepted my invitation to Anderéa's formal dinner party. I didn't want to worry about that right now, I had a slight problem, all my friends were coming over for a pool party. I couldn't tell them that Will Turner and Jack Sparrow were here. 'I should call Ica' I thought, but as if she was reading my mind the phone rang. 'I know who that is.'
"What's that?" Will inquired.
"Nothing. Just go back to sleep." I told him, with that I once again heard Will snoring.
The Phone Conversation
"Hey Ica, I was just about to call you." I said.
"Sorry for interrupting you but I was wondering if you wanted to buy..." the telemarketer said, but I hung up. Then the phone rang again.
"When a person hangs up that implies that they don't want to buy your product!" I yelled, thinking it was the telemarketer again.
"Let me guess, early morning telemarketers." Ica said.
"Yea, sorry about the yelling." I said, "Any way I was just about to call you. We have a situation! All our friends are coming over for the pool party today!" I exclaimed.
"I know. That is why I called you," Ica said, "We need a plan. Our friends will definitely recognize them."
"Think. Think. Thi—I got it!" I exclaimed, "Let's change their names just for today, or at least while everyone is here."
"No just call them Jack and Will and tell no one their last names, because everyone will know hem as Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp." Ica said.
"And why weren't you in all the smart classes in high school?" I joked.
"I'll be at your place in two hours, since it's only 6:00 in the morning." Ica said.
"Alright, see you soon." I said, and hung up.
"Wake up Will, we have a big day ahead of us." I said. He didn't move but I knew he was awake. "I know your awake and I'm not waking you up like Ica woke up Jack the other day."
Will sat up and pouted, "That isn't fair."
"Alright," I said giving him a quick peck on the cheek, "Now let's get moving."
"I'm moving, I'm moving!" Will mumbled.
Two Hours Later, Ica's P.O.V.
We were on our way to Schmell's house, for the third time, since Jack had always forgotten something as we walked out the door. The first time it was his bathing suit, second time it was his towel, the third time he walked back in but forgot what he forgot.
"Jack! Stop stalling, I should have never have told you that I might let you cook!" I said.
"Who's stalling? I just forgot something." Jack said.
"RIGHT!" I exclaimed, "You're afraid of cooking aren't you?"
"I'm not afraid of anything I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Today at the party, you aren't a captain and you can't tell anyone your last name so you don't get attacked by crazed fans because our friends are obsessed with either you or Will." I said.
"Ok, I will try to do it but I won't like it." Jack said.
"Is there any thing I can do to make you like it?" I asked.
"Spend every waking moment of today with me!" Jack said hopefully.
"I can't promise every moment, but most of the day." I offered.
"Okay," Jack pouted.
With that we arrived at Schmell's house.
Schmell's P.O.V.
"Ding-Dong"
"It's open!" I yelled.
Jack and Ica walked into the foyer of my penthouse. "Wow, this is really nice." Jack complimented.
"No... time for... compliments," I said tiredly as I walked out of the kitchen, "To much work for compliments. Ica, you go pick up the balloons from the party store around the corner, take my car, the keys are in my jacket. BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" I ordered.
"Aye, Aye, Captain!" Ica replied.
"Wait, I thought I was the captain here! But wasn't supposed to say I was a captain for today, but... ARGH I've been around Schmell too much!" Jack said.
"The difference between you and Schmell rambling is she is much cuter when she rambles." Will put in.
"Well, I think jack is cuter, even though he is always cute, but any way I would have never said 'Captain' if I knew it would lead to world war III!!" Ica exclaimed.
"Thanks, wait... there has been world wars?" Jack asked.
"You're welcome and yes." Ica answered.
I was getting angry and started spazzing. "Ica, will you go already?! And take clueless here with you! With him here we won't be able to get ANY work done!" and in a nicer tone, "Pick up the cake, too!" With that they left me and Will to decorate.
1 hour later
"They've been gone for an hour, the stuff I sent them to get is only around the block!" I said.
"Probably just traffic." Will tried reassuring me.
"We can't do any thing else, all we need to do is decorate the cake." I said on the verge of spazzing. 'She is so cute when she starts spazzing.' Will thought.
"Well, since we are here, all by ourselves, with nothing to do..." I said. Then we met with a bone-meltingly hot kiss. Afterwards all I could say was "Wow, that was—Wow!" and then we walked into the living room.
Ica's P.O.V. Outside
Jack and I stood outside and saw the scene unfold. Jack had gotten a huge 'I've got an idea' grin. He put on a great act. "Ica, it's not fair. They've kissed four times! We only kissed three times."
"Oo, really, well only since we've fallen behind, Ja--" was all I got out before Jack's lips met with mine with a equally hot kiss, if not even more hot. I moved Jack against the door, which surprised both Jack and I. After a few minutes we pulled apart and I said "Where did you learn to kiss like that, Jack?"
"Well, you'd be surprised." I made a 'you're-joking-right?' look and went inside. Every thing was done. We walked into the living room, expecting to see Will & Schmell making out, but they weren't. Schmell was napping on Will's shoulder and Will was stroking her dirty blonde hair.
"Shhh... she's sleeping." Will whispered.
"Awww, you should try to be more sensitive like Will, Jack!" I teased. "I can be sensitive." Jack said giving me his best puppy dog eyes.
In The Kitchen
"I didn't hear or see you come in... how long have you been here?" Will asked.
"Well, we were making out at the door, but we were long enough to see you making out with Schmell." Jack teased.
"I would hardly call it 'making out' it was only one kiss, one very..." was all Will could get out before Jack cut him off, "Ewww, we don't want to know the details." Then he mumbled under his breath, "While we can make our own!" I heard him and elbowed him in the ribs.
"Sorry" Will said.
"Should we wake her up?" I asked.
"No, she's done enough, you and Jack can handle the last things." Will responded.
"Aye, Aye, Cap—I mean Will." I said, trying to avoid starting world war IV. Then Jack and I went outside and started working. While we were outside Jack said, "We, Ica, what if Will and Schmell kiss and we don't know it? Then what?" Before I could answer him he kissed me like we kissed in front of the door.