The morning came and went, and Kakashi had left to train with Sasuke
some time ago. Naruto was taking Kida around the village, and telling her a
lot about his life. As they approached the bridge, Ebisu came nearby.
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Ebisu looked down at Naruto, and adjusted his glasses. "Shouldn't you be training with your sensei? Or is he too busy-?" But Naruto never found out what the Perverted Hermit would be too busy doing, because Ebisu was staring at Kida. His nose started bleeding and he ran away.
Kida blinked as the unusual looking man took off running. "What was all that about?"
Naruto shrugged. "No clue. Hey speaking of which, you haven't met the Perverted Hermit yet!" He started jogging towards the woods.
Kida blinked again. "Perverted Hermit?" But she followed anyways.
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She looked around the woods. Go figure, Naruto had been so excited that he completely forgot to wait for her. Suddenly, a white haired man dropped down in front of her. "You're late, Baka."
She blinked. "Late for what?"
He pointed at her. "Don't even, Baka. You forget that I don't even want to be doing this. And when did you start having the girl wearing clothes?! Get rid of them! They're annoying!"
"I don't-'' she started, but was interrupted by Naruto dropping down behind the white haired man.
"Perverted Hermit! I was looking for you!"
He didn't look back at him. "Be quiet, baka! I'm trying to-What the-?" He looked back at Naruto, then the girl in front of him. "I don't know what you're up to, Naruto, but she is –NOT- supposed to have clothes on! That's why you call it 'Sexy No Jutsu'!"
Kida blinked. "Sexy No Jutsu? What's that?"
The white haired man blinked. "What?"
Naruto sweatdropped. "This isn't the technique, Perverted Hermit. This is my older sister, Kida. Kida, this is the Perverted Hermit."
She nodded to the man. "Nice to meet you." He didn't move. He just stared. "Hey Naruto, what's Sexy No Jutsu?"
He blinked, and grinned. "This!" He changed into the girl.
Kida blinked at the image. "Hunh. I can see why people confused us. She looks almost exactly like me!" She circled the girl. "Hmm. The only differences I can really see are the hair and, of course, the scratches." They both looked back at the hermit, and his nose was bleeding. Naruto changed back and sweatdropped.
Kida sighed. "Okay, well, listen Naruto, I have to go see Hokage. I'll come see you later, okay? See ya kid." She sank down through a shadow of the tree, and disappeared.
Naruto stared at the Perverted Hermit. "And no, she's not coming by every day."
The Hermit's head hung.
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Kida stepped into Hokage's hut. He had said earlier that he wanted to see her, and in her curiosity and besides the fact that it was an order, she came. The old man looked back at her. "Ah good, you're here."
She nodded. "Hai. Sir, what is it that you needed of me?"
"I've given it some thought, and I don't want you to be an ANBU."
She jumped up. "What do you mean, sir?!"
"I've heard from a source that you are with child. It'd be too dangerous for you and I think that we should give you a team to keep an eye on instead."
She growled loudly. "I can handle this, Hokage-sama! Whoever has been telling you otherwise is just-'' and then it hit her. The only person who'd tell Hokage about her being pregnant was "-Kakashi."
He nodded. "Yes, it was Kakashi that made the request of you not being an ANBU. And I think he's right. ANBU put their lives on the line every second of every day."
She clenched her fists. "All Shinobi put their lives on the line every second of every day! I am not a fool, Hokage-sama! Nothing's going to happen to me!"
He stood up. "You're right. Nothing's going to happen to you because you will be advising a team. And that's not a request, that's an order."
She grabbed the bag that she had previously placed on the ground and disappeared out of the hut. The Third looked up at the picture of the Fourth Hokage. "She definitely takes after you, Fourth. There's no doubt about that. I just wish you were here to help her, and the boy."
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Ebisu looked down at Naruto, and adjusted his glasses. "Shouldn't you be training with your sensei? Or is he too busy-?" But Naruto never found out what the Perverted Hermit would be too busy doing, because Ebisu was staring at Kida. His nose started bleeding and he ran away.
Kida blinked as the unusual looking man took off running. "What was all that about?"
Naruto shrugged. "No clue. Hey speaking of which, you haven't met the Perverted Hermit yet!" He started jogging towards the woods.
Kida blinked again. "Perverted Hermit?" But she followed anyways.
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She looked around the woods. Go figure, Naruto had been so excited that he completely forgot to wait for her. Suddenly, a white haired man dropped down in front of her. "You're late, Baka."
She blinked. "Late for what?"
He pointed at her. "Don't even, Baka. You forget that I don't even want to be doing this. And when did you start having the girl wearing clothes?! Get rid of them! They're annoying!"
"I don't-'' she started, but was interrupted by Naruto dropping down behind the white haired man.
"Perverted Hermit! I was looking for you!"
He didn't look back at him. "Be quiet, baka! I'm trying to-What the-?" He looked back at Naruto, then the girl in front of him. "I don't know what you're up to, Naruto, but she is –NOT- supposed to have clothes on! That's why you call it 'Sexy No Jutsu'!"
Kida blinked. "Sexy No Jutsu? What's that?"
The white haired man blinked. "What?"
Naruto sweatdropped. "This isn't the technique, Perverted Hermit. This is my older sister, Kida. Kida, this is the Perverted Hermit."
She nodded to the man. "Nice to meet you." He didn't move. He just stared. "Hey Naruto, what's Sexy No Jutsu?"
He blinked, and grinned. "This!" He changed into the girl.
Kida blinked at the image. "Hunh. I can see why people confused us. She looks almost exactly like me!" She circled the girl. "Hmm. The only differences I can really see are the hair and, of course, the scratches." They both looked back at the hermit, and his nose was bleeding. Naruto changed back and sweatdropped.
Kida sighed. "Okay, well, listen Naruto, I have to go see Hokage. I'll come see you later, okay? See ya kid." She sank down through a shadow of the tree, and disappeared.
Naruto stared at the Perverted Hermit. "And no, she's not coming by every day."
The Hermit's head hung.
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Kida stepped into Hokage's hut. He had said earlier that he wanted to see her, and in her curiosity and besides the fact that it was an order, she came. The old man looked back at her. "Ah good, you're here."
She nodded. "Hai. Sir, what is it that you needed of me?"
"I've given it some thought, and I don't want you to be an ANBU."
She jumped up. "What do you mean, sir?!"
"I've heard from a source that you are with child. It'd be too dangerous for you and I think that we should give you a team to keep an eye on instead."
She growled loudly. "I can handle this, Hokage-sama! Whoever has been telling you otherwise is just-'' and then it hit her. The only person who'd tell Hokage about her being pregnant was "-Kakashi."
He nodded. "Yes, it was Kakashi that made the request of you not being an ANBU. And I think he's right. ANBU put their lives on the line every second of every day."
She clenched her fists. "All Shinobi put their lives on the line every second of every day! I am not a fool, Hokage-sama! Nothing's going to happen to me!"
He stood up. "You're right. Nothing's going to happen to you because you will be advising a team. And that's not a request, that's an order."
She grabbed the bag that she had previously placed on the ground and disappeared out of the hut. The Third looked up at the picture of the Fourth Hokage. "She definitely takes after you, Fourth. There's no doubt about that. I just wish you were here to help her, and the boy."