Ask the Author...An Advice column!

Dear Author, I really like this girl, she's a bok woorme but I'm not sure she likes me so I just make fun of her, and then I think she hates me more. What should I do to make her like me more?

Signed, Frekkle facie.

Dear Frekkle facie,

Let's go over some reasons why she might not like you:

You can't spell

You can't use grammar to save your life.

You make fun of her

You call her a book worm for the whole world to see

You have freckles.

Now lets go over the ways that you can get her to like you

Be nice to her

Kill yourself

Get smart (This may be impossible for YOU)

Get plastic surgery.

Really, it's obvious, who would want to date someone like you? No one! Now please don't write to me again, its pathetic questions like this that make me miserable.

P.S. Frekkle facie? You have to be kidding...moron

Dear Author,

I like this guy but I think he likes me, but I'm not sure. He's kind of oblivious to this fact. Also, we're friends and I wouldn't want to harm our friendship.

Bushy hair

Dear 'Bushy hair,'

Forget him...I have the perfect idiotic stupid ugly guy for you! Frekkle facie! Now you can both be losers with out people that like you together!

Dear Author,

I like this girl but she's a whole year younger than me.

Scarry

Dear 'Scarry'

Big deal. How about asking me something next time?

Dear Author,

I like this guy, but he's older than me.

Redhead

Dear Redhead,

Big deal. Get a life. Who cares? I'm not saying anything important because you didn't either!

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