ASK THE AUTHER CHAPTER 3

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This is going to be short, because, the author is at her wits end with making fun of people.

No Title, cause I'm lazy

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Dear Author,

I have this problem. There is this girl that I like, but she doesn't like me, also, everyone thinks that she's coo coo. What should I do?

Nev.

Dear Nev.

Ugh. I hate this and people like you.

Ask her out

She'll go with you because she's cuckoo. (Its one word, not two, the one who is incapable of spelling.)

Who cares about your problems? Why are you writing to me? I don't believe in magic, no sir! AND- WAIT A MINUTE, you're a goddamn wizard, fix your own problemo. UGH! I AM AT MY WITS END WITH YOU!

Go kill your self and make me happy.

The author that's too good for you.

Dear Author, I accidentally did something that I wasn't supposed to do. What should I do?

Herm.

Herm,

Do I like a mind reader? Tell me what you did, and then I can help you. Freak...I am getting to old for this...I need a vacation. Give me your money.

Dear Author,

Tell me what happens at the end of book six!

HP!

HP,

Do I look like J.K. Rowling? I might call my self the author, but, not in that sense, you none humorous whiny little kid.

Dear Author,

What happened? Your responses are no longer funny?

Lover of Drakie poo

Dear, lover of Drakie Poo,

Do I look like I care? It's not my job to entertain you freaks. off you !

Dear Author,

YOU HAVE ONE A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS!

You-won Forsure

Do I need to respond? HERE I COME BAHAMAS!

Sorry about this messed up chapter. My sense of humor has disappeared. ..A better one coming soon