Disclaimer- The teletubbies don't belong to me, if they did it would be a very different very insane story

Narrator- "One day in teletubbyland...la-la found a corpse"

La-la- "oooh, la-la finding corpse "

Dipsy- (comes riding along on scooter) "pinched Po's 'cooter"
noticing corpse "what's at?"

La-la- "found a corpse"

Narrator- "The corpse...woke up"

La-la- "corpse...waked up"

Narrator- "La-la... and Dipsy...went to hug the corpse"

Dipsy- (shakes head) "Dipsy not hugging corpse"

Narrator- (surprised) "Dipsy didn't want to hug the corpse"

Dipsy- "changey plan" grins manically "corpse eat la-la" (throws la-la who
shrieks)