Author's note- Wow. Two reviews already. Thank you, Never Again and
lugia321! ^ ^ Well, we said we would write more if you reviewed, and we
did. But before going onto the second chapter, onto the disclaimer. We
don't own Inuyasha, or most of the series or movies in here, sadly. Oh
well. And as for you're random fact of the day, Kisike, Amanda, and I wrote
this chapter. So, finally, on with the fic!
Kisike awoke to a small finger poking at her nose.
" Is it alive?" A rather annoying voice asked.
" Yes, I'm ali-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE!" Kisike squealed, falling from the tall tree branch and landed not-so-gracefully on her face. Bridget woke up to a face slamming into the ground beside her.
"..Coffee?" She sighed, sitting up and stretching.
" Is that one a half demon like you, Inuyasha?" Another too-loud and annoying voice asked.
"Will you shut up. . ." Kisike hissed, standing up and rubbing at her nose. Her ears were nearly flat back against her head.
"Who are you telling to shut up??" Kisike's nose twitched and picked up the scent of an inu-youkai of some sort.
"Sesshoumaru. . .just. . .go. . .away." She sighed. Bridget was standing up as well, looking around. Kisike was lifted off the ground by a hand fisting in the collar of her shirt.
"What about Sesshoumaru??" The name was spit out as if it had a bitter taste to it. Kisike finally opened her eyes, and screamed.
Inuyasha leapt back, dropping the Neko-jin.
"What?!" He yelled. The blonde girl looked up at him then shook her head.
" Nothing. . .It's just. . .you're not exactly the first thing I'd wanna see when I wake up in the morning.." She grinned. Inuyasha fumed.
"WHAT?!" He shouted. The girl - -'d.
"..And. . .no offense. . .but your breath smells like old gravy.I mean /really/ old gravy." She said, straightening. The red head that was sleeping under the tree sweatdropped.
"Kisike. . .how you make so many enemies so fast, is beyond most comprehension. Beyond mine at least." She sighed. 'Kisike' shrugged.
"Ah well. I shoulda' brought my toothbrush since everyone's breath smells like /that/. Well. . .not that I need it. . ." She reached up and pulled at Inuyasha's cheeks so she could see his straight white teeth. ". . .Yup.don't need any dentist here. . ." She stretched his mouth out somemore. " Look it this! No stains, no nothing! This is freaky!"
"Stop that!" Inuyasha yelled, jumping away.
"What's a dentist?" Shippou asked.
"We don't want to harm you. We only want to chop you up." Kisike replied.
"o.O WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"-.-; No more seeing the Cooler movie anymore either. . .at least not the second one. . ." Jessica said.
"Cut and chop and slice them up! Cut and chop and slice them up!" Kisike sang continuously.
"Inuyasha, she's scaring me. . ." Shippou said.
". . .She's nothing but a baka chibi onna, that's what she is." Inuyasha said.
Kisike's ear twitched. "CUT AND CHOP AND SLICE THEM UP!" Kisike yelled in his ear.
"OW! DAMMIT, NO SCREAMING IN MY EAR! THAT HURT!"
"THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT!"
". . ."
"Quick, aintcha?" Kisike said.
". . ."
"Could you please stop dotting?"
". . ."
"Inuyasha, these people are weird." Shippou said. "No offense to you guys of course."
Bridget blinked and tilted her head. "That's okay. We know we're weird. Why do you think everyone would back away quickly when we got to our classes at school?"
"Uh.I don't know. Because you're weird?"
"EXACTLY!"
Shippou ran behind Inuyasha. "Okay. Let's leave them right now. Please?"
Inuyasha was too busy staring at Kisike. Kisike raised an eyebrow. "What?" she demanded. Inuyasha didn't reply. "Why don't you go stare up at a treeeee," Kisike said.
"You're a demon, aren't you?" he asked suddenly.
"Okay, I know we were kinda bad and weird back in. . .um. . .our world. . .but I don't think we were enough to be called demons." Bridget said.
"We got a sharp one over here, ladies and gentleman." Kisike said, jerking a thumb towards Inuyasha.
"That is not funny."
"YES IT IS! HAH!"
". . .You are really starting to get on my nerves. . ."
"CUT AND CHOP AND SLICE THEM UP!"
Shippou looked about ready to bolt away. At that moment they heard someone walking through the forest. "Who's there?" A voice asked. "Inuyasha, who have you found?" a teen who was carrying a staff and dressed in robes asked.
"Just two baka demons."
"Actually, I was one of the smartest in my class back in our world." Bridget said quietly.
"Stupid class then. Reeeally stupid class." Inuyasha commented.
"Science, yes, language, no."
". . .What?"
"Never mind."
Kisike jumped up into a tree and hung upside down. "You got any tangeriiiines?!" she whined.
"Tanger. . .what?" Inuyasha asked, confused.
"Kisike, we're in Japan. I think tangerines are a tropical food." Bridget said.
"Awww. . ."
"What are your names, brats?" Inuyasha demanded.
"I am Shinigami! Fear me mortals!" Kisike yelled, laughing evilly (which really looked weird as she hung upside down.)
"I'm Bridget."
"They're coming to take me away, haha! They're coming take me away, haha, heehee, hoho! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time! And I can't wait to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away!" Kisike sang.
Inuyasha blinked and stared. ". . .What?"
"You heard me! Stop them! They're trying take away!"
The teen just stood there, staring.
"GOT A PROBLEM, MISTER?! GO STARE AT A TREE! GO STARE AT. . .um. . .CHRISTOPHER! THE WAAAALL!"
The man jumped back. "Very. . .very odd people. . ."
"For some reason, I'm envying Raylin and Amanda." Bridget said.
"Um, yeah. Well, not really, cause it's fun messing with these guys' minds! But I do miss the tangerines."
*back in the. . .um. . .other world. . .*
Amanda woke up to hear 'They're Going to Take Me Away' playing on the computer. Raylin woke up also.
"Oh no. . .they've been listening that over. . .and over. . .and over. . ." Raylin seemed to go into a trance just by saying 'over'.
At that moment Bridget's mom decided to come in and check on them.
"You guys asleep yet?" she demanded.
"We. . .um. . .It's only 1: 45 A.M! Not 2: 30! We can still be up for. . .Um. . .okay, I don't really want to do the math at this time of night, so I'm just going to say for a while." Amanda said, hitting Raylin over the head.
Raylin shook her head, snapping out of her trance. "Where am I?" she asked. She remembered what was going on and decided to mimic the second Harry Potter movie. "Hello."
"Hi."
"Who are you?"
"Um. . .Amanda Morgan. . ." Amanda said, who wasn't really catching on.
"Who am I?"
"Raylin. . ."
"This is a funny little place. . ." Raylin said, staring at a tangerine peel in her hand. "Do you live here?"
"NO!" Amanda yelled, tossing tangerine peels at Raylin.
"Ack!"
"Where's Kisike and Bridget?" Bridget's mom demanded.
"Uh. . ."
"Never mind. I'll go look for them."
"NO! I mean. . .um. . .they're probably like, really hyper, so. . .um. . .we'll go find them."
". . .Okay. You'd better be up here next time I come in here."
"We will!" Amanda said quickly.
Bridget's mom left the room. Amanda and Raylin stared at each other. Something was wrong. If they couldn't hear the two downstairs, there was definitely something wrong. . .
They left the room and began going down the stairs.
"The moon is unusually bigger and brighter than it should be. You know that, right?" Raylin said, staring up at the moon.
"Uh huh. . ." Amanda said.
They slowly descended down in the darkness, Raylin yawned. Amanda accidentally tripped on Elena's (Bridget's younger sister) teddy bear, which was just lying there on the steps, causing her to collide with Raylin and they when barreling down the remaining stairs and into the unknown. They barreled in to a large tree, Amanda lay there with her eyes replaced with swirls and she slightly twitched. . .Raylin lay a few feet away with swirly in her eyes as well.
Author's note- *answering machine comes on* Hey, guess what! We hear that with all the Shikon shards, we may be able to own it Inuyasha! So we're in the Feudal Era, right now, looking for the shards. So when you're done reading this, please leave a review at the sound of random people screaming their heads off. *random people scream their heads off* Well, review now! See ya soon! Ja ne!
Kisike awoke to a small finger poking at her nose.
" Is it alive?" A rather annoying voice asked.
" Yes, I'm ali-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE!" Kisike squealed, falling from the tall tree branch and landed not-so-gracefully on her face. Bridget woke up to a face slamming into the ground beside her.
"..Coffee?" She sighed, sitting up and stretching.
" Is that one a half demon like you, Inuyasha?" Another too-loud and annoying voice asked.
"Will you shut up. . ." Kisike hissed, standing up and rubbing at her nose. Her ears were nearly flat back against her head.
"Who are you telling to shut up??" Kisike's nose twitched and picked up the scent of an inu-youkai of some sort.
"Sesshoumaru. . .just. . .go. . .away." She sighed. Bridget was standing up as well, looking around. Kisike was lifted off the ground by a hand fisting in the collar of her shirt.
"What about Sesshoumaru??" The name was spit out as if it had a bitter taste to it. Kisike finally opened her eyes, and screamed.
Inuyasha leapt back, dropping the Neko-jin.
"What?!" He yelled. The blonde girl looked up at him then shook her head.
" Nothing. . .It's just. . .you're not exactly the first thing I'd wanna see when I wake up in the morning.." She grinned. Inuyasha fumed.
"WHAT?!" He shouted. The girl - -'d.
"..And. . .no offense. . .but your breath smells like old gravy.I mean /really/ old gravy." She said, straightening. The red head that was sleeping under the tree sweatdropped.
"Kisike. . .how you make so many enemies so fast, is beyond most comprehension. Beyond mine at least." She sighed. 'Kisike' shrugged.
"Ah well. I shoulda' brought my toothbrush since everyone's breath smells like /that/. Well. . .not that I need it. . ." She reached up and pulled at Inuyasha's cheeks so she could see his straight white teeth. ". . .Yup.don't need any dentist here. . ." She stretched his mouth out somemore. " Look it this! No stains, no nothing! This is freaky!"
"Stop that!" Inuyasha yelled, jumping away.
"What's a dentist?" Shippou asked.
"We don't want to harm you. We only want to chop you up." Kisike replied.
"o.O WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"-.-; No more seeing the Cooler movie anymore either. . .at least not the second one. . ." Jessica said.
"Cut and chop and slice them up! Cut and chop and slice them up!" Kisike sang continuously.
"Inuyasha, she's scaring me. . ." Shippou said.
". . .She's nothing but a baka chibi onna, that's what she is." Inuyasha said.
Kisike's ear twitched. "CUT AND CHOP AND SLICE THEM UP!" Kisike yelled in his ear.
"OW! DAMMIT, NO SCREAMING IN MY EAR! THAT HURT!"
"THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT!"
". . ."
"Quick, aintcha?" Kisike said.
". . ."
"Could you please stop dotting?"
". . ."
"Inuyasha, these people are weird." Shippou said. "No offense to you guys of course."
Bridget blinked and tilted her head. "That's okay. We know we're weird. Why do you think everyone would back away quickly when we got to our classes at school?"
"Uh.I don't know. Because you're weird?"
"EXACTLY!"
Shippou ran behind Inuyasha. "Okay. Let's leave them right now. Please?"
Inuyasha was too busy staring at Kisike. Kisike raised an eyebrow. "What?" she demanded. Inuyasha didn't reply. "Why don't you go stare up at a treeeee," Kisike said.
"You're a demon, aren't you?" he asked suddenly.
"Okay, I know we were kinda bad and weird back in. . .um. . .our world. . .but I don't think we were enough to be called demons." Bridget said.
"We got a sharp one over here, ladies and gentleman." Kisike said, jerking a thumb towards Inuyasha.
"That is not funny."
"YES IT IS! HAH!"
". . .You are really starting to get on my nerves. . ."
"CUT AND CHOP AND SLICE THEM UP!"
Shippou looked about ready to bolt away. At that moment they heard someone walking through the forest. "Who's there?" A voice asked. "Inuyasha, who have you found?" a teen who was carrying a staff and dressed in robes asked.
"Just two baka demons."
"Actually, I was one of the smartest in my class back in our world." Bridget said quietly.
"Stupid class then. Reeeally stupid class." Inuyasha commented.
"Science, yes, language, no."
". . .What?"
"Never mind."
Kisike jumped up into a tree and hung upside down. "You got any tangeriiiines?!" she whined.
"Tanger. . .what?" Inuyasha asked, confused.
"Kisike, we're in Japan. I think tangerines are a tropical food." Bridget said.
"Awww. . ."
"What are your names, brats?" Inuyasha demanded.
"I am Shinigami! Fear me mortals!" Kisike yelled, laughing evilly (which really looked weird as she hung upside down.)
"I'm Bridget."
"They're coming to take me away, haha! They're coming take me away, haha, heehee, hoho! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time! And I can't wait to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away!" Kisike sang.
Inuyasha blinked and stared. ". . .What?"
"You heard me! Stop them! They're trying take away!"
The teen just stood there, staring.
"GOT A PROBLEM, MISTER?! GO STARE AT A TREE! GO STARE AT. . .um. . .CHRISTOPHER! THE WAAAALL!"
The man jumped back. "Very. . .very odd people. . ."
"For some reason, I'm envying Raylin and Amanda." Bridget said.
"Um, yeah. Well, not really, cause it's fun messing with these guys' minds! But I do miss the tangerines."
*back in the. . .um. . .other world. . .*
Amanda woke up to hear 'They're Going to Take Me Away' playing on the computer. Raylin woke up also.
"Oh no. . .they've been listening that over. . .and over. . .and over. . ." Raylin seemed to go into a trance just by saying 'over'.
At that moment Bridget's mom decided to come in and check on them.
"You guys asleep yet?" she demanded.
"We. . .um. . .It's only 1: 45 A.M! Not 2: 30! We can still be up for. . .Um. . .okay, I don't really want to do the math at this time of night, so I'm just going to say for a while." Amanda said, hitting Raylin over the head.
Raylin shook her head, snapping out of her trance. "Where am I?" she asked. She remembered what was going on and decided to mimic the second Harry Potter movie. "Hello."
"Hi."
"Who are you?"
"Um. . .Amanda Morgan. . ." Amanda said, who wasn't really catching on.
"Who am I?"
"Raylin. . ."
"This is a funny little place. . ." Raylin said, staring at a tangerine peel in her hand. "Do you live here?"
"NO!" Amanda yelled, tossing tangerine peels at Raylin.
"Ack!"
"Where's Kisike and Bridget?" Bridget's mom demanded.
"Uh. . ."
"Never mind. I'll go look for them."
"NO! I mean. . .um. . .they're probably like, really hyper, so. . .um. . .we'll go find them."
". . .Okay. You'd better be up here next time I come in here."
"We will!" Amanda said quickly.
Bridget's mom left the room. Amanda and Raylin stared at each other. Something was wrong. If they couldn't hear the two downstairs, there was definitely something wrong. . .
They left the room and began going down the stairs.
"The moon is unusually bigger and brighter than it should be. You know that, right?" Raylin said, staring up at the moon.
"Uh huh. . ." Amanda said.
They slowly descended down in the darkness, Raylin yawned. Amanda accidentally tripped on Elena's (Bridget's younger sister) teddy bear, which was just lying there on the steps, causing her to collide with Raylin and they when barreling down the remaining stairs and into the unknown. They barreled in to a large tree, Amanda lay there with her eyes replaced with swirls and she slightly twitched. . .Raylin lay a few feet away with swirly in her eyes as well.
Author's note- *answering machine comes on* Hey, guess what! We hear that with all the Shikon shards, we may be able to own it Inuyasha! So we're in the Feudal Era, right now, looking for the shards. So when you're done reading this, please leave a review at the sound of random people screaming their heads off. *random people scream their heads off* Well, review now! See ya soon! Ja ne!