Author's note-Here we are again, the terrifying trio of writers with
another chapter. This time, only Amanda and I wrote this chapter. That's
the random fact of the day. As for the disclaimer, our status of collecting
the Shikon shards so far is. . . *drum roll* . . . one. -.- We haven't
fought any demons yet, we just ripped a guy off in the last village gift
shop, so I'm guessing we won't be owning Inuyasha for a while now. *sigh*
On a higher note, thanks for the all the reviews! And if you've been
wondering why we keep calling the wall 'Christopher', don't worry. It will
be explained in the next chapter. . .or maybe we'll just leave you to rot
in the eternity of ignorance. Our choice. ^ ^
"Stop with the spinning. . ." Raylin moaned. She slowly sat up and sweatdropped when she saw Amanda just laying there. . . "Baka. . ."
Amanda leapt up at that comment. "You dare call me a baka?!"
Raylin stuck her tongue out at Amanda. "Duh. . .Do you think?"
Amanda pounced or tried to on to Raylin. . .but she found herself on the ground with Raylin sitting on her.
"Hey!!! I'm not a chair for your big butt!!!" Amanda shouts as something caught Raylin's eye.
Raylin reached down and started playing with Amanda's ears. "You got kitty ears. . ."
"My ears are not your toys. . .do WHAT?! I have what kind of ears???"
"Didn't I just say that. . .you now have kitty ears. . ."
"Get off!!" Amanda said heaving Raylin's butt off of her and standing up. Raylin landed with a thud in the dirt. "Have a nice trip?"
"Oh shut up. . .no, I had a great fall. WONDERFUL fall. In fact, I'd like to share it with you, so I'll summarize it." Raylin said, grabbing Amanda's ankle and pulling her down.
"Ack! Hey! I am going to kill yo-"
"Nope! Ten second rule!"
"WHAT?! That's for food!"
"I don't care, I just felt like saying something totally random!" Raylin said. She felt her ears. They were pointed like demon ears, but longer. And they didn't go out to the sides like Bridget's, they stayed straight up. "Huh. Cool. I'm an elf. Maybe my archery's improved." She mused.
That's when they heard the yells. Some familiar and some not. . .
"What the hell is a tangerine?!" an unfamiliar voice yelled.
"I want my tangeriiiines. . .wait. YOOOU don't know what a TANGERINE is?!" they heard Kisike yell.
Amanda and Raylin looked at each other, then jumped up and ran into the forest. They came to a clearing with Kisike, Bridget, a funny-looking little boy, a teen with silver hair, and a teen with a staff, all arguing. Well, the teen with the staff was trying to stay out of it, but hey, if Kisike was involved, no one could blame him.
"Kisike, this looks like Japan or something. These people look like they're from Japan. They do not have tangerines in Japan. Well, I don't think they do. . .that's more of a tropic food. . .I thought I told you that already. . ." Bridget said.
"Um, there's a thing called. . .TRADING! And. . .um. . .what's that word. . .AIRPLANES! AND SHIPS!" Kisike said sarcastically.
"Air what?" the silver-haired teen asked, confused.
"Airplanes! Stupid."
". . ."
"Kisike?" Bridget said.
"Yeah?"
"I think we're in the past." Bridget said.
"Eh?"
"I think we're in the past."
"Eh?"
"SHE SAYS SHE THINKS WE ARE IN THE PAST!" Raylin yelled in Kisike's ear.
"Aiiie! Ack! Meheh!" Kisike yelled, falling from the tree and landing on her head.
". . .I think that's the. . .twenty-eighth time. . .that I've landed on my head. . .in my lifetime. . ." Kisike said with swirly eyes.
"No. I'm sure it's more times than that." Raylin said.
"Anyways, if you listened to that guy we met earlier 'Sike, you'd know too." Bridget said.
Raylin looked over at Inuyasha. "So what's he? A fairy. . .an elf. . .wait, elves don't have those kind of ears. . .I'd have to say fairy."
Inuyasha's eye twitched. "I'm a demon you. . .little. . .brat. . ."
"Demon? Hardly. I mean, you look more like a human or something." Raylin said.
". . .I'm going to kill you if you keep it up."
"I would like to see you try." Raylin said.
"Grrr. . ."
"Of course, I could also do for a little something to eat too. . ."
"WE HAVE NO MORE TANGERIIIINES!" Kisike sobbed.
". . .Definitely no more tangerines. Especially for you." Amanda said.
"Do any of you have jewel shards?" Miroku suddenly asked.
"Say what?"
"Jewel shards. Shikon jewel shards." Miroku said.
"Um. . .no, we don't, but I think you do. They're glowing right there." Bridget said, pointing to the bag that Inuyasha had tied to his belt.
"You have the light?" Miroku asked.
". . .The what? I don't even have a flashlight. What are you talking about?!"
"The light."
". . ."
"Well, that tells us a lot, doesn't it?" Amanda said.
"Uh. . .well, it should. Who are you exactly?"
"I'm Amanda and that's Raylin."
"Oh. Now I have one more thing to ask you."
"Eh?"
Miroku walked up to Amanda and grabbed her hand. "Will you please bear my child?" He asked. Amanda's eyes went wide.
"Um. . .can I see that really cool staff that you are holding?" Amanda asked, without a second thought the man handed the staff over. Amanda raised it over her head. "COME HERE YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!!" She screamed and started chasing him around in a circle. . .all the while everyone laughed. Amanda finally threw the staff and it hit him dead back in the head. He fell forward, he sat up and gripped his head in pain and when he removed his hands he had a big bump poking out from the side of his head.
"Are you alright?" Raylin asked pulling him up to his feet. Miroku got a sly gleam in his eyes.
"Raylin. . ."Amanda started to say, "He doesn't need physical help. . .he needs mental help. . .very bad. . .extremely bad. . ."
Shippou walked over to where the man and Raylin were standing (A/N: Miroku is standing behind Raylin O.O) He flipped out a little thing that everyone couldn't identify, just as Miroku took a step closer to Raylin, the little thing became a big statue. It landed on Miroku's foot, his eyes bulged and he clamped his mouth shut so not to say a wordy derd.
"Miroku. . ." Inuyasha hissed. Shippou sweatdropped.
"He tried to do it to another girl." Shippou said like what Miroku does is not out of the ordinary.Kisike walked over to the big statue on Miroku's foot.
"Hey! I want one. . ." She said, poking it slightly.
"-.- I don't sell them." Shippou said.
"You should! You'd make a lot of money with those!"
"Okay. We are going now. These people are weird." Bridget said, sweatdropping.
"Oh, yeah, look who's talking!" Inuyasha said.
"Yeah. Looked in the mirror? Oh wait. . .I don't think they have mirrors here. Looked in a pond lately?" Bridget shot back.
"Grrr. . .Why is it that people with the light are so annoying?!"
"I have absolutely no clue. Especially since we don't know what the light is." Amanda said.
"Um. . .hey, we really don't have anywhere to go. Know any, like, hotels we could stay at or something. . .?" Kisike asked.
"You could come with us. If you want to." Miroku said with a smile.
"Sure, why not?" Raylin asked.
"Holiday Inn!" Kisike said.
Amanda started repeatedly bashing her head against a tree. "This is not going to be a fun trip." She moaned. "Shouldn't we be getting home right now?"
"Uh, no, this is fun!" Kisike said. "We need an adventure. . .instead of the boring, humany lives we lead!"
Amanda sighed. "Am I the only SANE one here?" Everyone stared at her questionably. Amanda sweatdropped. "Ya know what? Never mind."
"Uh. . .huh. . ." Kisike said. She began to skip off in a random direction.
"Kisike! The path is this way!" Shippou said, pointing in the OTHER random direction.
"Oh. Oops." Kisike said. She began to skip in the other direction, the others sweatdropping. They followed. Inuyasha looked over at Bridget.
"Those are some of the strangest eyes I've ever seen. And what is that. . .contraption. . .thingy. . .on your face?" He said. Bridget's eyes were now purplish-blue with flecks of black in them.
Bridget's eyes got a slight, red tint in them, then it disappeared, the black flecks seeming to multiply. "They weren't like this before I came here. They used to be hazel. And this 'contraption' is glasses. They help me to see. If I take them off, things far away become blurry."
"Can I see?" Shippou asked.
"Uh. . .only for a minute, I guess. . ." Bridget said, handing Shippou her glasses. Shippou blinked, studying the glasses for a second, then put them on. Shippou blinked for a moment, then tripped.
He handed the glasses back to Bridget. "You can keep them. They make me dizzy." He said with swirly eyes. Bridget smiled and put her glasses back on. As she did so, some of the black flecks in her eyes began to disappear, and a yellow flecks with an orange tint began to take its place. The purple faded a little too.
"Why are your eyes changing like that, Bridget?" Raylin asked.
"I have no idea." Bridget said.
"I know why. You're a fairy. Or at least part fairy. Fairy demon is more like it. Fairy eyes change the color of the emotion." Miroku said.
". . .Uh. . .huh. . ." Bridget said. She blinked and shook her head. "Fairy demon. I did not know that fairies had demons."
"Of course they do. Fairies are much like humans, but they're as big as twelve year olds and they're incredibly fast."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"So I could bash you over the head with your stick about twenty times per second if you try anything, right?"
"Uh. . ."
"And I'm guessing they don't have wings."
Miroku blinked. "Wings?"
"Yeah. . .that's what fairies look like in our world. Course they're only in stories back in our world. They're tiny people with wings."
"Strange. . ."
"I know the emotional colors." Raylin spoke up.
". . .Good for you." Kisike said.
"Red is rage, love, or embarrassment-"
"Red is blooood."
"Orange is hilarity-"
"Orange is a tangerine!"
"Yellow is cheerful, fear, or surprise-"
".That is one funky tangerine."
"Green could be peaceful or terror-"
"I ain't eating no green tangerine."
"Blue means gloom-"
"And doom!"
"Purple means lonely or mystic-"
"Mystic Gohan? He wasn't purple. That was the Supreme Kai." Kisike said. "I am the princess of all Saiya-jins once again!"
"White is pure and normal-"
"Ewww, normal! And no, I do not want The Touch from Yago. I am already pure! I took a quiz! It was on the internet, but oh well. Still counts!"
"And black is depressing and death. Also emptiness."
"Then Bridget's eyes are going to be black often, cause she's the most morbid of us all!" Kisike said.
"What are you saying exactly?" Bridget said.
"Oh, come on, don't act like you don't know what I mean. YOU WROTE A POEM AND TITLED IT 'DEATH' ONE TIME! I think that's enough to know you can get morbid. . .like. . .a lot. . .since a lot of your poetry is morbid and you've got half a notebook full of poems back home!"
"I don't have enough for half of a notebook. Not yet, anyways."
"Probably more like a third of the notebook." Raylin cut in.
". . .No math class! It hurts my braiiin!" Kisike yelled, clutching the sides of her head. Everybody sweatdropped.
"I would imagine it would, considering your intelligence." Raylin said.
"Well, I just wanted to tell you. This mondo cool stuff. . .is not mondo cool. . ." Kisike said, grinning.
". . .Say what?" Raylin asked.
"Oh yeah. . .you haven't heard it yet. . .it's this comedy Dragonball Z thing Bridget and I downloaded off her computer called 'Krillin's Prank Call.'" Kisike said. She proceeded to recite it. "Hey Terry! This is Krillin. Look, can you please lay off the mondo cool stuff for a while? Please? I mean, I love the writing, I do, god knows I love the writing! But this mondo cool stuff. . .is not mondo cool. . .aw, I'm just kiddin' ya, I love the mondo cool stuff. Put some more in! How about mondo terrific? Mondo exquisite? Mondo nuts. . .I'M GOIN' MONDO NUTS! Mondo Kamehameha!"
By that time, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippou were staring at her while Raylin, Amanda, and Bridget were laughing their heads off. And by about that time it was around noon and they had gotten to an inn. ". . .We don't have money. I'm hoping you don't expect us to have to pay for this." Amanda said.
"Don't worry. I'll handle this." Miroku said. He walked up to the door and knocked. The door opened.
"Hello? Who are you?" the inn owner asked.
"I am a traveling monk, and I see a dark cloud over your inn."
". . .I am a traveling person from another world and I see B.S. in his monksmanship." Amanda said, making up a word.
"WHAT?! A DARK CLOUD?!" the owner shrieked.
"I will be happy to purify your inn if you let my friends and I stay the night here for free."
"Oh my god, it's Yago! With the whole 'Be puuure!' stuff!" Kisike cried. Inuyasha and Shippou stared at her, while Amanda, Bridget, and Raylin snickered.
"Oh, yes, yes, of course!" the inn owner said gratefully.
". . .And the B.S. begins. . ." Amanda said.
"Hey! Miroku is cool!" Raylin said.
"He's a perv!"
"He's cool!"
"He's a pervert! What has gotten into your head Raylin?!" Amanda asked.
"I don't know what's gotten into her head, but it makes you wonder. About what, I don't know, but it just does." Kisike said.
Bridget sweatdropped while Raylin growled at them. Raylin then turned to Bridget. "How about you? What do you think of Miroku? I mean, you haven't said anything throughout this entire argument!" she demanded.
Bridget looked surprised as her eyes turned a faint yellow, not used to being put in the spotlight. ". . .What?"
"I asked, what do you think about Miroku? He's cool, isn't he?"
Bridget sweatdropped and blinked. ". . .Raylin, I have to be honest with you. The others are right. He's a pervert. I say, stick with Gohan."
". . .But he's stuck in DBZ."
"So we think. . ." Kisike said in a foreshadowing, ominous kind of voice.
"Hey, at least he's more real than Mo'Steel!"
"What?!" Kisike demanded.
"Come on, you know we all know you know you like Mo'Steel from Remnants."
". . .Eh? Who knows what knows which knows? Could you repeat that please? I'm confuseded."
"Well of course you are. You always are. But I'm saying that we know that you like Mo'Steel." Raylin said.
"He's better than Gohan! Besides, he has the same beliefs as me!"
". . .And what are those beliefs?"
Kisike sighed. "Raylin, Raylin. After I-don't-know how long, I thought you'd know me better." She said. She held up a hand to count on her fingers. "Okay, one-we both believe that insanity is a good thing. Two-he believes that duct tape fixes everything. And three-he loves tangerines."
". . .It says nothing about Mo'Steel liking tangerines in Remnants." Bridget replied.
"Whose side are you on?! Besides, if K.A. mentioned tangerines, I'll bet Mo'Steel would like them!" Kisike said.
"Actually, Bridget told me that K.A. was pairing Mo'Steel up with Noyze. She read book #10." Raylin said.
Kisike grinned homicidally. "Good. I was looking for some fresh blood. . .I need to see Noyze. Mo'Steel may see her bloody body hanging from a tree afterwards, but hey, I'm sure he'll get over it." She said, chuckling homicidally and obviously planning to try to go the Remnants dimension. . .or at least a fanfic with Noyze's death.
". . .What, you're going to just blame the Meanies or Riders or Troika or something?"
"Yes. I will blame the Troika. Don't mind the few blond hairs in the puddle of blood surrounding her body."
Inuyasha and Shippou stared at her, both mystified and slightly freaked out.
"Who is Noyze?" Inuyasha demanded.
"A girl."
"What girl?"
"A girl from Remnants."
"Remnants from what?"
"I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind! Not me."
"What?!"
"You're right. I'm giving you way too much credit." Kisike said. Inuyasha hit her over the head.
". . ."
"Ouch!" Kisike yelled. "What was that for?!"
"To maybe knock some sense back into your brain."
"You realize that that's just a saying, right? I mean, you can't really knock sense into a brain. If you could, she'd be smarter. A LOT smarter and have a LOT more sense." Raylin said.
"Grrr. . ." Kisike said. She pulled a piece of tangerine peel and tossed it at Raylin. "Take that! And that!" She yelled.
". . ." Raylin sweatdropped as she caught the tangerine peel. ". . .Stupid."
"Yes, you are."
"What?"
"I said, yes you are."
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You! Dare mimic me?! Fried Cyclops!" Kisike yelled, tossing as many tangerine peel pieces as were in her pocket.
"You both are." Amanda called from the doorway of the inn. "Now come on!"
". . ." Both Raylin and Kisike looked over at Amanda, Bridget, Shippou, Inuyasha, and Miroku, who had been standing in the doorway for at least three minutes.
"WAIT FOR MEEE!" Kisike yelled, running over to the door and, unable to stop, ran into Inuyasha, sending them both tumbling to the ground.
"Hey! Stupid brat! Get off of me!" Inuyasha yelled, shoving the now swirly- eyed Kisike off of him.
"See? I told you. Stupid." Raylin said, who began walking towards the door and running into the big tree branch in front of her, knocking her to the ground and giving her swirly eyes.
". . .Should we just leave them there?" Bridget asked.
"Yeah. C'mon. Let's see what they have to eat here." Amanda said, sighing and walking inside.
Shippou and Miroku followed. Inuyasha stared down at the twitching Kisike, wondering how anybody could be so insane. He nudged her with his foot, seeing if she would wake up. Her hand grabbed his ankle. "That. . .was. . .not. . .funny. . ." she mumbled.
Inuyasha sweatdropped and kicked, trying to release Kisike's hold on his ankle. "Hey! Leggo of me!" he said.
Kisike blinked and looked up at him. ". . .Never! You got in my way!"
"What?!"
"You were blocking the way to the door!"
". . .Yeah right. If you hadn't run into me, you'd have run into the door."
"Then I would kill the door. But since you got in my way, I'm going to have to kill you." Kisike said, standing up.
". . ."
"Yes! Dot, dot. . .dot. . ."
Inuyasha blinked. "Your brain's broken or something." He said.
"Not as broken as yours." Kisike said. She jumped, landed on his head, then jumped again, landing on the roof. "Well, I am off. I'll see ya in a bit!" she called down at him.
Inuyasha laid on the ground, a footprint on his head, twitching. Kisike laughed and ran to the other side of the roof.
Author's note- *answering machine comes on* I can't come to the phone right now! Wait a minute! You're amount of Shikon shards and wish to leave a review is amazing! Impossible! How could you get so many Shikon shards and the need to review in such a short about of time?! It's as if every time we get a new Shikon shard, somebody with more Shikon shards rises to mock us! You must tell us how! After the beep! *new voice; yelling* Kisike, stop messing with the answering machine! 'Sike! *a few crashes and yells are heard, then silence, then a beep sounds out* Okay, you heard the beep people! Review! See ya soon! Ja ne! ^ ^
"Stop with the spinning. . ." Raylin moaned. She slowly sat up and sweatdropped when she saw Amanda just laying there. . . "Baka. . ."
Amanda leapt up at that comment. "You dare call me a baka?!"
Raylin stuck her tongue out at Amanda. "Duh. . .Do you think?"
Amanda pounced or tried to on to Raylin. . .but she found herself on the ground with Raylin sitting on her.
"Hey!!! I'm not a chair for your big butt!!!" Amanda shouts as something caught Raylin's eye.
Raylin reached down and started playing with Amanda's ears. "You got kitty ears. . ."
"My ears are not your toys. . .do WHAT?! I have what kind of ears???"
"Didn't I just say that. . .you now have kitty ears. . ."
"Get off!!" Amanda said heaving Raylin's butt off of her and standing up. Raylin landed with a thud in the dirt. "Have a nice trip?"
"Oh shut up. . .no, I had a great fall. WONDERFUL fall. In fact, I'd like to share it with you, so I'll summarize it." Raylin said, grabbing Amanda's ankle and pulling her down.
"Ack! Hey! I am going to kill yo-"
"Nope! Ten second rule!"
"WHAT?! That's for food!"
"I don't care, I just felt like saying something totally random!" Raylin said. She felt her ears. They were pointed like demon ears, but longer. And they didn't go out to the sides like Bridget's, they stayed straight up. "Huh. Cool. I'm an elf. Maybe my archery's improved." She mused.
That's when they heard the yells. Some familiar and some not. . .
"What the hell is a tangerine?!" an unfamiliar voice yelled.
"I want my tangeriiiines. . .wait. YOOOU don't know what a TANGERINE is?!" they heard Kisike yell.
Amanda and Raylin looked at each other, then jumped up and ran into the forest. They came to a clearing with Kisike, Bridget, a funny-looking little boy, a teen with silver hair, and a teen with a staff, all arguing. Well, the teen with the staff was trying to stay out of it, but hey, if Kisike was involved, no one could blame him.
"Kisike, this looks like Japan or something. These people look like they're from Japan. They do not have tangerines in Japan. Well, I don't think they do. . .that's more of a tropic food. . .I thought I told you that already. . ." Bridget said.
"Um, there's a thing called. . .TRADING! And. . .um. . .what's that word. . .AIRPLANES! AND SHIPS!" Kisike said sarcastically.
"Air what?" the silver-haired teen asked, confused.
"Airplanes! Stupid."
". . ."
"Kisike?" Bridget said.
"Yeah?"
"I think we're in the past." Bridget said.
"Eh?"
"I think we're in the past."
"Eh?"
"SHE SAYS SHE THINKS WE ARE IN THE PAST!" Raylin yelled in Kisike's ear.
"Aiiie! Ack! Meheh!" Kisike yelled, falling from the tree and landing on her head.
". . .I think that's the. . .twenty-eighth time. . .that I've landed on my head. . .in my lifetime. . ." Kisike said with swirly eyes.
"No. I'm sure it's more times than that." Raylin said.
"Anyways, if you listened to that guy we met earlier 'Sike, you'd know too." Bridget said.
Raylin looked over at Inuyasha. "So what's he? A fairy. . .an elf. . .wait, elves don't have those kind of ears. . .I'd have to say fairy."
Inuyasha's eye twitched. "I'm a demon you. . .little. . .brat. . ."
"Demon? Hardly. I mean, you look more like a human or something." Raylin said.
". . .I'm going to kill you if you keep it up."
"I would like to see you try." Raylin said.
"Grrr. . ."
"Of course, I could also do for a little something to eat too. . ."
"WE HAVE NO MORE TANGERIIIINES!" Kisike sobbed.
". . .Definitely no more tangerines. Especially for you." Amanda said.
"Do any of you have jewel shards?" Miroku suddenly asked.
"Say what?"
"Jewel shards. Shikon jewel shards." Miroku said.
"Um. . .no, we don't, but I think you do. They're glowing right there." Bridget said, pointing to the bag that Inuyasha had tied to his belt.
"You have the light?" Miroku asked.
". . .The what? I don't even have a flashlight. What are you talking about?!"
"The light."
". . ."
"Well, that tells us a lot, doesn't it?" Amanda said.
"Uh. . .well, it should. Who are you exactly?"
"I'm Amanda and that's Raylin."
"Oh. Now I have one more thing to ask you."
"Eh?"
Miroku walked up to Amanda and grabbed her hand. "Will you please bear my child?" He asked. Amanda's eyes went wide.
"Um. . .can I see that really cool staff that you are holding?" Amanda asked, without a second thought the man handed the staff over. Amanda raised it over her head. "COME HERE YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!!" She screamed and started chasing him around in a circle. . .all the while everyone laughed. Amanda finally threw the staff and it hit him dead back in the head. He fell forward, he sat up and gripped his head in pain and when he removed his hands he had a big bump poking out from the side of his head.
"Are you alright?" Raylin asked pulling him up to his feet. Miroku got a sly gleam in his eyes.
"Raylin. . ."Amanda started to say, "He doesn't need physical help. . .he needs mental help. . .very bad. . .extremely bad. . ."
Shippou walked over to where the man and Raylin were standing (A/N: Miroku is standing behind Raylin O.O) He flipped out a little thing that everyone couldn't identify, just as Miroku took a step closer to Raylin, the little thing became a big statue. It landed on Miroku's foot, his eyes bulged and he clamped his mouth shut so not to say a wordy derd.
"Miroku. . ." Inuyasha hissed. Shippou sweatdropped.
"He tried to do it to another girl." Shippou said like what Miroku does is not out of the ordinary.Kisike walked over to the big statue on Miroku's foot.
"Hey! I want one. . ." She said, poking it slightly.
"-.- I don't sell them." Shippou said.
"You should! You'd make a lot of money with those!"
"Okay. We are going now. These people are weird." Bridget said, sweatdropping.
"Oh, yeah, look who's talking!" Inuyasha said.
"Yeah. Looked in the mirror? Oh wait. . .I don't think they have mirrors here. Looked in a pond lately?" Bridget shot back.
"Grrr. . .Why is it that people with the light are so annoying?!"
"I have absolutely no clue. Especially since we don't know what the light is." Amanda said.
"Um. . .hey, we really don't have anywhere to go. Know any, like, hotels we could stay at or something. . .?" Kisike asked.
"You could come with us. If you want to." Miroku said with a smile.
"Sure, why not?" Raylin asked.
"Holiday Inn!" Kisike said.
Amanda started repeatedly bashing her head against a tree. "This is not going to be a fun trip." She moaned. "Shouldn't we be getting home right now?"
"Uh, no, this is fun!" Kisike said. "We need an adventure. . .instead of the boring, humany lives we lead!"
Amanda sighed. "Am I the only SANE one here?" Everyone stared at her questionably. Amanda sweatdropped. "Ya know what? Never mind."
"Uh. . .huh. . ." Kisike said. She began to skip off in a random direction.
"Kisike! The path is this way!" Shippou said, pointing in the OTHER random direction.
"Oh. Oops." Kisike said. She began to skip in the other direction, the others sweatdropping. They followed. Inuyasha looked over at Bridget.
"Those are some of the strangest eyes I've ever seen. And what is that. . .contraption. . .thingy. . .on your face?" He said. Bridget's eyes were now purplish-blue with flecks of black in them.
Bridget's eyes got a slight, red tint in them, then it disappeared, the black flecks seeming to multiply. "They weren't like this before I came here. They used to be hazel. And this 'contraption' is glasses. They help me to see. If I take them off, things far away become blurry."
"Can I see?" Shippou asked.
"Uh. . .only for a minute, I guess. . ." Bridget said, handing Shippou her glasses. Shippou blinked, studying the glasses for a second, then put them on. Shippou blinked for a moment, then tripped.
He handed the glasses back to Bridget. "You can keep them. They make me dizzy." He said with swirly eyes. Bridget smiled and put her glasses back on. As she did so, some of the black flecks in her eyes began to disappear, and a yellow flecks with an orange tint began to take its place. The purple faded a little too.
"Why are your eyes changing like that, Bridget?" Raylin asked.
"I have no idea." Bridget said.
"I know why. You're a fairy. Or at least part fairy. Fairy demon is more like it. Fairy eyes change the color of the emotion." Miroku said.
". . .Uh. . .huh. . ." Bridget said. She blinked and shook her head. "Fairy demon. I did not know that fairies had demons."
"Of course they do. Fairies are much like humans, but they're as big as twelve year olds and they're incredibly fast."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"So I could bash you over the head with your stick about twenty times per second if you try anything, right?"
"Uh. . ."
"And I'm guessing they don't have wings."
Miroku blinked. "Wings?"
"Yeah. . .that's what fairies look like in our world. Course they're only in stories back in our world. They're tiny people with wings."
"Strange. . ."
"I know the emotional colors." Raylin spoke up.
". . .Good for you." Kisike said.
"Red is rage, love, or embarrassment-"
"Red is blooood."
"Orange is hilarity-"
"Orange is a tangerine!"
"Yellow is cheerful, fear, or surprise-"
".That is one funky tangerine."
"Green could be peaceful or terror-"
"I ain't eating no green tangerine."
"Blue means gloom-"
"And doom!"
"Purple means lonely or mystic-"
"Mystic Gohan? He wasn't purple. That was the Supreme Kai." Kisike said. "I am the princess of all Saiya-jins once again!"
"White is pure and normal-"
"Ewww, normal! And no, I do not want The Touch from Yago. I am already pure! I took a quiz! It was on the internet, but oh well. Still counts!"
"And black is depressing and death. Also emptiness."
"Then Bridget's eyes are going to be black often, cause she's the most morbid of us all!" Kisike said.
"What are you saying exactly?" Bridget said.
"Oh, come on, don't act like you don't know what I mean. YOU WROTE A POEM AND TITLED IT 'DEATH' ONE TIME! I think that's enough to know you can get morbid. . .like. . .a lot. . .since a lot of your poetry is morbid and you've got half a notebook full of poems back home!"
"I don't have enough for half of a notebook. Not yet, anyways."
"Probably more like a third of the notebook." Raylin cut in.
". . .No math class! It hurts my braiiin!" Kisike yelled, clutching the sides of her head. Everybody sweatdropped.
"I would imagine it would, considering your intelligence." Raylin said.
"Well, I just wanted to tell you. This mondo cool stuff. . .is not mondo cool. . ." Kisike said, grinning.
". . .Say what?" Raylin asked.
"Oh yeah. . .you haven't heard it yet. . .it's this comedy Dragonball Z thing Bridget and I downloaded off her computer called 'Krillin's Prank Call.'" Kisike said. She proceeded to recite it. "Hey Terry! This is Krillin. Look, can you please lay off the mondo cool stuff for a while? Please? I mean, I love the writing, I do, god knows I love the writing! But this mondo cool stuff. . .is not mondo cool. . .aw, I'm just kiddin' ya, I love the mondo cool stuff. Put some more in! How about mondo terrific? Mondo exquisite? Mondo nuts. . .I'M GOIN' MONDO NUTS! Mondo Kamehameha!"
By that time, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippou were staring at her while Raylin, Amanda, and Bridget were laughing their heads off. And by about that time it was around noon and they had gotten to an inn. ". . .We don't have money. I'm hoping you don't expect us to have to pay for this." Amanda said.
"Don't worry. I'll handle this." Miroku said. He walked up to the door and knocked. The door opened.
"Hello? Who are you?" the inn owner asked.
"I am a traveling monk, and I see a dark cloud over your inn."
". . .I am a traveling person from another world and I see B.S. in his monksmanship." Amanda said, making up a word.
"WHAT?! A DARK CLOUD?!" the owner shrieked.
"I will be happy to purify your inn if you let my friends and I stay the night here for free."
"Oh my god, it's Yago! With the whole 'Be puuure!' stuff!" Kisike cried. Inuyasha and Shippou stared at her, while Amanda, Bridget, and Raylin snickered.
"Oh, yes, yes, of course!" the inn owner said gratefully.
". . .And the B.S. begins. . ." Amanda said.
"Hey! Miroku is cool!" Raylin said.
"He's a perv!"
"He's cool!"
"He's a pervert! What has gotten into your head Raylin?!" Amanda asked.
"I don't know what's gotten into her head, but it makes you wonder. About what, I don't know, but it just does." Kisike said.
Bridget sweatdropped while Raylin growled at them. Raylin then turned to Bridget. "How about you? What do you think of Miroku? I mean, you haven't said anything throughout this entire argument!" she demanded.
Bridget looked surprised as her eyes turned a faint yellow, not used to being put in the spotlight. ". . .What?"
"I asked, what do you think about Miroku? He's cool, isn't he?"
Bridget sweatdropped and blinked. ". . .Raylin, I have to be honest with you. The others are right. He's a pervert. I say, stick with Gohan."
". . .But he's stuck in DBZ."
"So we think. . ." Kisike said in a foreshadowing, ominous kind of voice.
"Hey, at least he's more real than Mo'Steel!"
"What?!" Kisike demanded.
"Come on, you know we all know you know you like Mo'Steel from Remnants."
". . .Eh? Who knows what knows which knows? Could you repeat that please? I'm confuseded."
"Well of course you are. You always are. But I'm saying that we know that you like Mo'Steel." Raylin said.
"He's better than Gohan! Besides, he has the same beliefs as me!"
". . .And what are those beliefs?"
Kisike sighed. "Raylin, Raylin. After I-don't-know how long, I thought you'd know me better." She said. She held up a hand to count on her fingers. "Okay, one-we both believe that insanity is a good thing. Two-he believes that duct tape fixes everything. And three-he loves tangerines."
". . .It says nothing about Mo'Steel liking tangerines in Remnants." Bridget replied.
"Whose side are you on?! Besides, if K.A. mentioned tangerines, I'll bet Mo'Steel would like them!" Kisike said.
"Actually, Bridget told me that K.A. was pairing Mo'Steel up with Noyze. She read book #10." Raylin said.
Kisike grinned homicidally. "Good. I was looking for some fresh blood. . .I need to see Noyze. Mo'Steel may see her bloody body hanging from a tree afterwards, but hey, I'm sure he'll get over it." She said, chuckling homicidally and obviously planning to try to go the Remnants dimension. . .or at least a fanfic with Noyze's death.
". . .What, you're going to just blame the Meanies or Riders or Troika or something?"
"Yes. I will blame the Troika. Don't mind the few blond hairs in the puddle of blood surrounding her body."
Inuyasha and Shippou stared at her, both mystified and slightly freaked out.
"Who is Noyze?" Inuyasha demanded.
"A girl."
"What girl?"
"A girl from Remnants."
"Remnants from what?"
"I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind! Not me."
"What?!"
"You're right. I'm giving you way too much credit." Kisike said. Inuyasha hit her over the head.
". . ."
"Ouch!" Kisike yelled. "What was that for?!"
"To maybe knock some sense back into your brain."
"You realize that that's just a saying, right? I mean, you can't really knock sense into a brain. If you could, she'd be smarter. A LOT smarter and have a LOT more sense." Raylin said.
"Grrr. . ." Kisike said. She pulled a piece of tangerine peel and tossed it at Raylin. "Take that! And that!" She yelled.
". . ." Raylin sweatdropped as she caught the tangerine peel. ". . .Stupid."
"Yes, you are."
"What?"
"I said, yes you are."
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You! Dare mimic me?! Fried Cyclops!" Kisike yelled, tossing as many tangerine peel pieces as were in her pocket.
"You both are." Amanda called from the doorway of the inn. "Now come on!"
". . ." Both Raylin and Kisike looked over at Amanda, Bridget, Shippou, Inuyasha, and Miroku, who had been standing in the doorway for at least three minutes.
"WAIT FOR MEEE!" Kisike yelled, running over to the door and, unable to stop, ran into Inuyasha, sending them both tumbling to the ground.
"Hey! Stupid brat! Get off of me!" Inuyasha yelled, shoving the now swirly- eyed Kisike off of him.
"See? I told you. Stupid." Raylin said, who began walking towards the door and running into the big tree branch in front of her, knocking her to the ground and giving her swirly eyes.
". . .Should we just leave them there?" Bridget asked.
"Yeah. C'mon. Let's see what they have to eat here." Amanda said, sighing and walking inside.
Shippou and Miroku followed. Inuyasha stared down at the twitching Kisike, wondering how anybody could be so insane. He nudged her with his foot, seeing if she would wake up. Her hand grabbed his ankle. "That. . .was. . .not. . .funny. . ." she mumbled.
Inuyasha sweatdropped and kicked, trying to release Kisike's hold on his ankle. "Hey! Leggo of me!" he said.
Kisike blinked and looked up at him. ". . .Never! You got in my way!"
"What?!"
"You were blocking the way to the door!"
". . .Yeah right. If you hadn't run into me, you'd have run into the door."
"Then I would kill the door. But since you got in my way, I'm going to have to kill you." Kisike said, standing up.
". . ."
"Yes! Dot, dot. . .dot. . ."
Inuyasha blinked. "Your brain's broken or something." He said.
"Not as broken as yours." Kisike said. She jumped, landed on his head, then jumped again, landing on the roof. "Well, I am off. I'll see ya in a bit!" she called down at him.
Inuyasha laid on the ground, a footprint on his head, twitching. Kisike laughed and ran to the other side of the roof.
Author's note- *answering machine comes on* I can't come to the phone right now! Wait a minute! You're amount of Shikon shards and wish to leave a review is amazing! Impossible! How could you get so many Shikon shards and the need to review in such a short about of time?! It's as if every time we get a new Shikon shard, somebody with more Shikon shards rises to mock us! You must tell us how! After the beep! *new voice; yelling* Kisike, stop messing with the answering machine! 'Sike! *a few crashes and yells are heard, then silence, then a beep sounds out* Okay, you heard the beep people! Review! See ya soon! Ja ne! ^ ^