Author's note-Hello, humans and. . .um. . .aliens. Today we
continue Tangerine. Yeah, we know that we haven't posted in
awhile. Oh well. We have a new chapter out. *sighs* We still
don't own Inuyasha. . .or any other series or books or movies
yet. . . We haven't killed the Cartoon Network peoples.we
might, we might not. They edited Yu Yu Hakusho, but brought
back Inuyasha. For that, we're still trying to decide whether
to kill them or not. Anyways, we have collected a Shikon
Shard. We got it from a squirrel demon. So here's the fic!
.Enjoy.
*30 min. later; back in the village*
Everybody sweatdropped as they watched Kisike go through her bowls of chicken fried rice at top Saiya-jin speed (one bowl per ten seconds).
Kisike finished her forth bowl and sat back. "That was good. Lunch was quick." She said.
"Uh. . ." Amanda started.
Raylin rolled her eyes.
Bridget sat in deep thought, eating her food slower than usual. "What's on your mind Bridget?" Amanda asked.
Bridget looked up, startled. "Nothing!" she said, her eyes going a bit yellow and with flecks of red.
"Bridget, your eyes are red." Amanda said.
"That must mean you like someone since you're not angry. So who is it?" Raylin asked.
Bridget blushed. "Is it any of your business?!"
"Not really. But tell us anyways." Raylin said.
"No way!" Bridget squeaked.
"Eh, leave her alone. Just so long as she doesn't like Miroku, she'll be fine. If she did, Raylin would beat her up and she would love a pervert." Kisike said.
"It's not Miroku. It's not somebody that's here at the moment, not in this room." Bridget said.
Kisike's face lit up as she figured it out. She saw Bridget shake her head, so she covered her mouth. Amanda raised an eyebrow and looked back and forth between the two. She jumped over to Kisike and shook her back and forth by her shoulders.
"Tell meeeeeeeeeee!" She hollered. Kisike's head fell to her right shoulder with swirly eyes.
"Eeeeeeeh. . .NEVER!" She grimaced. Bridget sweatdropped. Amanda bashed Kisike over the head with Miroku's stick, which she'd somehow got away from him in the last ten seconds. "If you don't stop I'm gonna duct tape you to a wall!" Kisike yelled. Amanda kept hitting her over the head. Kisike yipped and caught the stick, then pulled out her duct tape out, smirking.
A few minutes later, Amanda was duct taped, upside down, on the wall.
*That night*
Everyone was asleep. Except Bridget and Kisike, who sat outside. Bridget on the small porch of the inn and Kisike was sitting down on the ground a few feet away, leaning against a tree.
"Did you like him, too?" Bridget asked suddenly. Kisike blinked at her, then shrugged.
" I dunno. I just want his tail." She said, grinning. Bridget sighed and shook her head, then smiled.
"You sure are weird sometimes." She said. Kisike grinned wider.
"How can anyone not be weird with friends like you and those guys in there?" She asked, then tucked her hands behind her head. "Besides. . .I miss my own Fluffy." She sighed.
" Oh, yeah." Bridget said. " Well. . .Maybe you'll talk to him when you get back on the other side?" Kisike shook her head.
" My grandparents' computer is dead." She said, sighing. Bridget raised an eyebrow.
". . .How do you know. . .you haven't even looked at it yet, have you?" She wondered. Kisike shrugged.
"It's always broken." She said. "And it's not my fault! Stupid computer. . ." She grumbled. Bridget laughed.
"You pushed buttons, didn't you?" She asked.
"How can you /not/ push buttons on a computer?? THAT'S ALL THERE IS!!" Kisike hollered. Bridget sweatdropped.
"Be quiet! Do you wanna wake everyone up??" She demanded. Kisike grinned.
"Yes!"
". . . .Do you wanna take over the planet?"
"Yes!!"
"Do you wanna be a controller??"
"YE-! Waitaminute. . . . nice try." Kisike huffed, then stuck her tongue out at Bridget. "YOU just don't want your boyfriend to overhear the conversation." Kisike said, nodding. Bridget sweatdropped.
"He's not my boyfriend."
"Yet."
"He's evil. . ."
"Everyone is, at times."
"He's probably a lot older than me."
"Since when has that mattered!? Why are you worrying so much??" Kisike asked, stretching.
"Because there's so much to worry about!!" Bridget yelled, then dropped her head on her forearms and sighed. Kisike blinked and jumped over to sit in front of the fairy demon.
"Hey, he was stalking your house. He'd need /some/ sort of reason to be there, right?" Kisike asked, trying to cheer Bridget up.
"I don't know." Bridget mumbled. "The reason I like him is because he seemed more. . .mature. . .than most guys I've met. More thoughtful about things. Even if we talked to him for only five to ten minutes. You know what I mean?" she asked quietly. Kisike sat back and thought for a minute.a few minutes. Bridget looked up and Kisike was asleep. She sweatdropped.
"You're asleep...?" She asked. Kisike's eyes snapped open and she sat up.
"Nope!" She grinned. "Okay. . .I was thinking. . .Maybe you need this guy's respect. . .we still don't know why he was staring at your house, which is pretty weird, but I think this guy fusses over honor and respect and junk a lot."
Bridget blinked. "How do you know?" She asked.
"I don't, but that's always the story!" Kisike grinned. Bridget sweatdropped.
". . .But I never said I liked him anyway!"
"Yes you did. Let's go back inside and sleep, okie dokie?" Kisike said, barely hinting that someone else was there near them. Bridget sighed, nodded, then went inside. Kisike leapt up on the roof of the inn and sat down. She could tell someone was near, and from the smell of it, it wasn't Sesshoumaru. And if it wasn't Sesshoumaru, then it wasn't anyone she could annoy, yet. So she went to sleep.
~~~~*Somewhere near the inn*~~~~
Kouga stared at the inn, blinking. "Who were those two? Newbies to the village, I suppose." He said. He was hanging upside down from a tree. He was surprised when something hooted behind him, making him fall from the tree and onto his head. ". . .Ow!" he said. He looked up at the culprit, an owl.
". . .Hoo." The owl said.
". . .Stupid bird!" he yelled, jumping up and chasing the bird off.
He stopped and ran back to the inn.
". . .Now, as I was saying to myself. . ." he muttered. "One of those girls has cat ears. . .the other has fairy ears. . .but. . .what?" he pondered, confused. "Wasn't there a cat demon killed by Inuyasha like, four months ago?" He said. He clutched the sides of his head. "I'm confuuuused!" he yelled. He quickly covered his mouth and ducked down into the bushes.
'I am a good spy, and am a good spy!' he thought, trying to convince himself.
"Hi." A voice said behind him. He whirled around to be face to face with Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!" Kouga hissed.
"Like I said. Hi." Inuyasha said. "Why are you spying on us?"
"Um. . .What? I was just over here collecting. . .um. . .acorns! Yeah, acorns!"
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "I didn't know wolves ate acorns."
"Well they do!" Kouga said. He quickly racked his mind to change the subject. "I heard Kagome was dead." He blurted out.
Inuyasha clenched his fists. "Yeah? What about it?" he growled.
"Why did you let her die?!" Kouga demanded.
Inuyasha grit his teeth. "I. . .I couldn't save her." He muttered.
"What do you mean you couldn't save her hanyou?!"
"Why don't you fight against Sesshoumaru and find out?!" Inuyasha yelled.
Kouga was silent for a few moments. "Sesshoumaru killed her? Your brother?"
"Yes! My brother, Sesshoumaru! All over a stupid sword!" Inuyasha shouted.
They both fell silent and stared at the inn. "So who were those two?" Kouga asked.
"Bridget, Raylin, and Amanda. Oh yeah, and Kisike too." Inuyasha said. "They came from another world or something."
"Kagome's world?"
"No. Not Kagome's world." Inuyasha replied. "We found them out in a clearing in the woods. How they got here, we're not really sure. Some kind of magic. . .something about a dimension star too."
Kouga raised an eyebrow. "Dimension star? How long ago?"
"Two nights ago I guess. . ." Inuyasha replied.
"So that's what happened." Kouga muttered.
"What what happened?!"
"Two nights ago, I saw a complete contrast to the forest. It was some kind of city or something. . ."
"Feeneh! Fee-hee-hee-hee-heeneh!" a familiar voice said behind him. A vein popped out on Inuyasha's forehead as Kisike began braiding his hair again.
Kouga snickered.
Inuyasha jumped away and glared at Kisike. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?!"
"About five minutes. Raylin put a bet of how long I could be here unnoticed." Kisike said.
Kouga stared at her. ". . .You're staying with this stupid mutt?" he questioned.
"For a while. With some friends. I had to feed Pudge."
". . .Who?"
"The fish. It was sandwich day."
"Sandwich day?" Inuyasha asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah!" Kisike sighed. "Every Saturday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we didn't have any peanut butter. So my sister told me to make a tuna sandwich. I CAN'T GIVE PUDGE TUNA!!!" Kisike yelled. "Do you know what tuna is?" she whispered to the two.
". . .Fish?" Kouga asked.
"IIIT'S FISH! I CAN'T GIVE PUDGE A TUNA SANDWICH! I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! So I had to go to the store, get some peanut butter, because all we had, was STINKING TUNA!!!" Kisike yelled. She began hyperventilating.
"Why is this so important?" Kouga asked.
"Pudge controls the weather." Kisike said, calming down.
"Oh." Kouga said. There was a long silence. "What's peanut butter?"
"OH, THAT IS WHACK!" Kisike yelled, taking out her switch comb. "Greasy socks!"
Kouga and Inuyasha sweatdropped. ". . .See what I've been having to put up with?" Inuyasha sighed.
Kouga blinked, then bent down since Kisike was slightly shorter than him. ". . . Tell me. Are you. . .happy?"
Kisike opened her mouth as if she was going to the dentist to do a wide smile. "Ahhh." She quickly shut it and tried to look unhappy.
"Uh. . .oookay. . ."
"I get disciplined!"
Kouga raised an eyebrow. "Disciplined?"
"Sometimes five times a day! Yeah! And with bricks. . .!"
"Bricks?"
"In a pillow case. . ."
Kouga looked up at Inuyasha. "What exactly has she been doing to you to give you the right to hurt her like that?!"
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled. He stomped over to Kisike. "Okay, I think that's enough sugar for you. GET LOST!" he yelled, kicking Kisike away and sending her flying over the inn.
"NOT NICE!" Kisike yelled. She landed in front of a chimney. "Hey. . .Santa Claus. . .I'll just wait for him here!" She said. She paced around and then jumped off the roof. "NOPE! Not here yet. He is late. . .No more cookies for him."
She stomped off into the inn. Inuyasha and Kouga watched her go. "Uh. . ."
"Anyways, you should go. We don't need you hanging around us." Inuyasha said. "Go find your pack."
"I'M CUTE! I'M FLUFFY!" They heard a yell from the inn.
"QUIET 'SIKE!" they heard Amanda yell. There was a crash inside and then it fell quiet.
Kouga sweatdropped. "Uh. . .that may be a good idea. . ." he said.
"I LIKE FLUFFY! EAT DUCT TAPE!" they heard Kisike yell.
"NOT THE DUCT TAPE! I'M TAKING THAT STUFF AWAY FROM YOU!"
"YEAH?! WELL I'VE GOT MY SWITCH COMB TOO, YA KNOW!!!"
"WELL I'VE GOT MY ATTACK DOG! WITH A BUILT IN FORCE FIELD!"
"WELL I BROUGHT MY DINOSAUR! WHO EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
There was the sound of 'yieyieyieyieyie' from the inn.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP?!" they heard Raylin scream.
There were several more crashes inside, then yells from everyone, then silence again.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO FEEL UNWANTED!" Kisike yelled, now outside.
"Uh. . ."
"You've been saying that a lot lately." Inuyasha said.
"I've had good reason to say it. . ." Kouga said, staring at the inn.
"Yeah. . .At least you don't have to put up with them. . .at least for now. . ."
"You trying to foreshadow or something?!"
"I'm surprised you know what it means. I didn't know your vocabulary was that big." Inuyasha said.
"I didn't know you knew the word 'vocabulary'." Kouga shot back.
Inuyasha sighed. "Look, I can't argue tonight. I've got to get some rest. Some really powerful demon is after these girls that are with my group and I need to be ready to fight him or her. Now goodnight." Inuyasha said, turning away and walking back to the inn.
Miroku was standing at the door. "Uh. . ." he said.
"What?" Inuyasha demanded.
Miroku pointed to a demon ward pasted on the door. "That's to keep Kisike out of the inn, since she was the source of all the trouble a few minutes ago. You kinda can't go inside. . ."
Inuyasha sweatdropped. "That means the others can't go outside."
Miroku thought over this new problem for a few seconds. "You know," he said, "That's a very good point." He said.
Inuyasha hit him over the head. "Stupid." He said. He marched over to a tree and jumped onto a low branch. "Fine. I like sleeping outside more anyway." He muttered, sitting down.
*the next morning*
"Hiya!" Kisike yelled in Inuyasha's ear, hanging upside down from a tree branch.
". . .OW! What are you, a monkey?!" Inuyasha yelled, awakening and clutching his ear.
"I'm a kitty! How dare you call me a monkey! Thanks anyway though. But I'd rather be a Saiya-jin than a monkey. . ." Kisike said, beginning to ramble on and on about how Saiya-jins can go Super Saiya-jin and level two and three and four. . .
"Say what?" Inuyasha asked.
"Inuyasha! Kaede says it's time for breakfast!" Amanda called up to him. She glanced over at Kisike. "Oh yeah, you can come too." She added.
Kisike twitched. "That. . .sounded like an afterthought." She said.
"And who's saying it wasn't?" Amanda shot back. She pulled a piece of duct tape out of her hair. "Now I'm out of that duct tape, thanks to the others."
". . .Traitors." Kisike said. She blinked. "Besides, I thought you guys were stuck inside."
"We climbed out the back window, where Miroku forgot to put a demon ward." Amanda informed her. Kisike shook some snow out of her hair, jumped down, and grabbed a fistful of Amanda's shirt.
"YOU MEAN I STAYED OUT HERE IN THE COLD GETTING SNOWED ON ALL NIGHT LONG WHILE I COULD HAVE CLIMBED BACK INSIDE?!"
Amanda shrugged. "Hey, you brought it upon yourself." She said simply.
"I am sorry Lady Kisike. I did not remember that it was snowing outside." Miroku said with his one handed prayer thingy.
Kisike's eye twitched. "Goaway." She said. She tossed Amanda into a random tree and stomped off, shoving Miroku into a snow dune. . .thingy. . .
"Hey! Somebody's here!" Raylin yelled, pointing to something.
Kisike and the others went over. ". . .I thought I told you to leave." Inuyasha said, sweatdropping.
Kouga blinked. "You did?"
Inuyasha hit his head against a tree. "Dense!"
"Poor tree. . .wait. That was Christopher. KEEP BASHING IT!" Kisike said. Some of the villagers stared at them, then walked away quickly. "Stop staring at me. Stop following me. Keep staring at me and I may do a trick. Like kill you." Kisike said.
"Kisike, you are not killing anybody." Bridget sighed.
"Aw, why not? That just takes all the fun out of this whole trip."
"This isn't a trip, we never wanted to go." Amanda said.
"Then why did you go?" Kisike challenged.
"To look for you guys. Of course." Amanda replied.
Kisike sweatdropped. "Of course."
Kouga looked around at everybody. "Um. . .who are you?" Raylin asked.
"I am Kouga! The wolf demon!" Kouga said proudly.
Kisike sweatdropped. "There's a demon for everything. Great, more dogs."
Kouga glared at her. "How dare you call me a dog!"
"Well aren't wolves in the canine family?" Raylin challenged.
"Ca. . .what?" Kouga said. He blinked. "Oh well! This is my new woman!" he said, putting a hand on Amanda's shoulder. Amanda twitched.
"Kisike, duct tape?"
"Of course." Kisike said, taking out the duct tape.
*ten minutes later*
Kisike and the others walked away from Kouga, who was duct taped to a tree. Kouga glared at them. "What? What are you staring at? It wasn't me. Somebody's throwin' stuff. . ." Kisike said.
". . .Let me go! I am the wolf demon! I should not be stuck to a tree with this stupid spell scroll!" Kouga yelled.
"Well you are. Besides, that's just your opinion." Kisike said.
"It's not a spell scroll. It's duck tape." Miroku said.
"DUCT TAPE! WITH A 'T'!" Kisike yelled.
Miroku blinked. "Say what. . .?"
Kisike sighed as she walked past Kouga. "I'LL GET YOU ALL! When. . .I. . .get. . .free. . ." Kouga yelled, struggling.
"Don't rip it off! It hurts!" Shippou laughed as he followed the others out of the village.
Author's note-*answering machine comes on* Hi guys. Evil what we did to Kouga, ne? Oh well. My fellow authors and I like to torture our characters. It's what we do. Anyways, this is Amanda. The others are. . .kinda busy. . . *sounds of fighting is in the background* *sighs* Yeah. . .they're trying to kill each other. . .again. . . Well, anyways, about the fanfic. We were surprised at how few reviews we got for our last chapter. Our first battle too. . .if it keeps up with this, we may have to discontinue this fanfic. But hey, if you're hoping for another fight, we have one in our next chapter! Just be sure to review this time, okay? *fighting in the background gets louder* Well, the fighting is getting close, so I'd better put the phone in a safe place. Don't forget, leave your reviews at the beep! Got to go. Bye! *beep sounds*
*30 min. later; back in the village*
Everybody sweatdropped as they watched Kisike go through her bowls of chicken fried rice at top Saiya-jin speed (one bowl per ten seconds).
Kisike finished her forth bowl and sat back. "That was good. Lunch was quick." She said.
"Uh. . ." Amanda started.
Raylin rolled her eyes.
Bridget sat in deep thought, eating her food slower than usual. "What's on your mind Bridget?" Amanda asked.
Bridget looked up, startled. "Nothing!" she said, her eyes going a bit yellow and with flecks of red.
"Bridget, your eyes are red." Amanda said.
"That must mean you like someone since you're not angry. So who is it?" Raylin asked.
Bridget blushed. "Is it any of your business?!"
"Not really. But tell us anyways." Raylin said.
"No way!" Bridget squeaked.
"Eh, leave her alone. Just so long as she doesn't like Miroku, she'll be fine. If she did, Raylin would beat her up and she would love a pervert." Kisike said.
"It's not Miroku. It's not somebody that's here at the moment, not in this room." Bridget said.
Kisike's face lit up as she figured it out. She saw Bridget shake her head, so she covered her mouth. Amanda raised an eyebrow and looked back and forth between the two. She jumped over to Kisike and shook her back and forth by her shoulders.
"Tell meeeeeeeeeee!" She hollered. Kisike's head fell to her right shoulder with swirly eyes.
"Eeeeeeeh. . .NEVER!" She grimaced. Bridget sweatdropped. Amanda bashed Kisike over the head with Miroku's stick, which she'd somehow got away from him in the last ten seconds. "If you don't stop I'm gonna duct tape you to a wall!" Kisike yelled. Amanda kept hitting her over the head. Kisike yipped and caught the stick, then pulled out her duct tape out, smirking.
A few minutes later, Amanda was duct taped, upside down, on the wall.
*That night*
Everyone was asleep. Except Bridget and Kisike, who sat outside. Bridget on the small porch of the inn and Kisike was sitting down on the ground a few feet away, leaning against a tree.
"Did you like him, too?" Bridget asked suddenly. Kisike blinked at her, then shrugged.
" I dunno. I just want his tail." She said, grinning. Bridget sighed and shook her head, then smiled.
"You sure are weird sometimes." She said. Kisike grinned wider.
"How can anyone not be weird with friends like you and those guys in there?" She asked, then tucked her hands behind her head. "Besides. . .I miss my own Fluffy." She sighed.
" Oh, yeah." Bridget said. " Well. . .Maybe you'll talk to him when you get back on the other side?" Kisike shook her head.
" My grandparents' computer is dead." She said, sighing. Bridget raised an eyebrow.
". . .How do you know. . .you haven't even looked at it yet, have you?" She wondered. Kisike shrugged.
"It's always broken." She said. "And it's not my fault! Stupid computer. . ." She grumbled. Bridget laughed.
"You pushed buttons, didn't you?" She asked.
"How can you /not/ push buttons on a computer?? THAT'S ALL THERE IS!!" Kisike hollered. Bridget sweatdropped.
"Be quiet! Do you wanna wake everyone up??" She demanded. Kisike grinned.
"Yes!"
". . . .Do you wanna take over the planet?"
"Yes!!"
"Do you wanna be a controller??"
"YE-! Waitaminute. . . . nice try." Kisike huffed, then stuck her tongue out at Bridget. "YOU just don't want your boyfriend to overhear the conversation." Kisike said, nodding. Bridget sweatdropped.
"He's not my boyfriend."
"Yet."
"He's evil. . ."
"Everyone is, at times."
"He's probably a lot older than me."
"Since when has that mattered!? Why are you worrying so much??" Kisike asked, stretching.
"Because there's so much to worry about!!" Bridget yelled, then dropped her head on her forearms and sighed. Kisike blinked and jumped over to sit in front of the fairy demon.
"Hey, he was stalking your house. He'd need /some/ sort of reason to be there, right?" Kisike asked, trying to cheer Bridget up.
"I don't know." Bridget mumbled. "The reason I like him is because he seemed more. . .mature. . .than most guys I've met. More thoughtful about things. Even if we talked to him for only five to ten minutes. You know what I mean?" she asked quietly. Kisike sat back and thought for a minute.a few minutes. Bridget looked up and Kisike was asleep. She sweatdropped.
"You're asleep...?" She asked. Kisike's eyes snapped open and she sat up.
"Nope!" She grinned. "Okay. . .I was thinking. . .Maybe you need this guy's respect. . .we still don't know why he was staring at your house, which is pretty weird, but I think this guy fusses over honor and respect and junk a lot."
Bridget blinked. "How do you know?" She asked.
"I don't, but that's always the story!" Kisike grinned. Bridget sweatdropped.
". . .But I never said I liked him anyway!"
"Yes you did. Let's go back inside and sleep, okie dokie?" Kisike said, barely hinting that someone else was there near them. Bridget sighed, nodded, then went inside. Kisike leapt up on the roof of the inn and sat down. She could tell someone was near, and from the smell of it, it wasn't Sesshoumaru. And if it wasn't Sesshoumaru, then it wasn't anyone she could annoy, yet. So she went to sleep.
~~~~*Somewhere near the inn*~~~~
Kouga stared at the inn, blinking. "Who were those two? Newbies to the village, I suppose." He said. He was hanging upside down from a tree. He was surprised when something hooted behind him, making him fall from the tree and onto his head. ". . .Ow!" he said. He looked up at the culprit, an owl.
". . .Hoo." The owl said.
". . .Stupid bird!" he yelled, jumping up and chasing the bird off.
He stopped and ran back to the inn.
". . .Now, as I was saying to myself. . ." he muttered. "One of those girls has cat ears. . .the other has fairy ears. . .but. . .what?" he pondered, confused. "Wasn't there a cat demon killed by Inuyasha like, four months ago?" He said. He clutched the sides of his head. "I'm confuuuused!" he yelled. He quickly covered his mouth and ducked down into the bushes.
'I am a good spy, and am a good spy!' he thought, trying to convince himself.
"Hi." A voice said behind him. He whirled around to be face to face with Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!" Kouga hissed.
"Like I said. Hi." Inuyasha said. "Why are you spying on us?"
"Um. . .What? I was just over here collecting. . .um. . .acorns! Yeah, acorns!"
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "I didn't know wolves ate acorns."
"Well they do!" Kouga said. He quickly racked his mind to change the subject. "I heard Kagome was dead." He blurted out.
Inuyasha clenched his fists. "Yeah? What about it?" he growled.
"Why did you let her die?!" Kouga demanded.
Inuyasha grit his teeth. "I. . .I couldn't save her." He muttered.
"What do you mean you couldn't save her hanyou?!"
"Why don't you fight against Sesshoumaru and find out?!" Inuyasha yelled.
Kouga was silent for a few moments. "Sesshoumaru killed her? Your brother?"
"Yes! My brother, Sesshoumaru! All over a stupid sword!" Inuyasha shouted.
They both fell silent and stared at the inn. "So who were those two?" Kouga asked.
"Bridget, Raylin, and Amanda. Oh yeah, and Kisike too." Inuyasha said. "They came from another world or something."
"Kagome's world?"
"No. Not Kagome's world." Inuyasha replied. "We found them out in a clearing in the woods. How they got here, we're not really sure. Some kind of magic. . .something about a dimension star too."
Kouga raised an eyebrow. "Dimension star? How long ago?"
"Two nights ago I guess. . ." Inuyasha replied.
"So that's what happened." Kouga muttered.
"What what happened?!"
"Two nights ago, I saw a complete contrast to the forest. It was some kind of city or something. . ."
"Feeneh! Fee-hee-hee-hee-heeneh!" a familiar voice said behind him. A vein popped out on Inuyasha's forehead as Kisike began braiding his hair again.
Kouga snickered.
Inuyasha jumped away and glared at Kisike. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?!"
"About five minutes. Raylin put a bet of how long I could be here unnoticed." Kisike said.
Kouga stared at her. ". . .You're staying with this stupid mutt?" he questioned.
"For a while. With some friends. I had to feed Pudge."
". . .Who?"
"The fish. It was sandwich day."
"Sandwich day?" Inuyasha asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah!" Kisike sighed. "Every Saturday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we didn't have any peanut butter. So my sister told me to make a tuna sandwich. I CAN'T GIVE PUDGE TUNA!!!" Kisike yelled. "Do you know what tuna is?" she whispered to the two.
". . .Fish?" Kouga asked.
"IIIT'S FISH! I CAN'T GIVE PUDGE A TUNA SANDWICH! I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! So I had to go to the store, get some peanut butter, because all we had, was STINKING TUNA!!!" Kisike yelled. She began hyperventilating.
"Why is this so important?" Kouga asked.
"Pudge controls the weather." Kisike said, calming down.
"Oh." Kouga said. There was a long silence. "What's peanut butter?"
"OH, THAT IS WHACK!" Kisike yelled, taking out her switch comb. "Greasy socks!"
Kouga and Inuyasha sweatdropped. ". . .See what I've been having to put up with?" Inuyasha sighed.
Kouga blinked, then bent down since Kisike was slightly shorter than him. ". . . Tell me. Are you. . .happy?"
Kisike opened her mouth as if she was going to the dentist to do a wide smile. "Ahhh." She quickly shut it and tried to look unhappy.
"Uh. . .oookay. . ."
"I get disciplined!"
Kouga raised an eyebrow. "Disciplined?"
"Sometimes five times a day! Yeah! And with bricks. . .!"
"Bricks?"
"In a pillow case. . ."
Kouga looked up at Inuyasha. "What exactly has she been doing to you to give you the right to hurt her like that?!"
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled. He stomped over to Kisike. "Okay, I think that's enough sugar for you. GET LOST!" he yelled, kicking Kisike away and sending her flying over the inn.
"NOT NICE!" Kisike yelled. She landed in front of a chimney. "Hey. . .Santa Claus. . .I'll just wait for him here!" She said. She paced around and then jumped off the roof. "NOPE! Not here yet. He is late. . .No more cookies for him."
She stomped off into the inn. Inuyasha and Kouga watched her go. "Uh. . ."
"Anyways, you should go. We don't need you hanging around us." Inuyasha said. "Go find your pack."
"I'M CUTE! I'M FLUFFY!" They heard a yell from the inn.
"QUIET 'SIKE!" they heard Amanda yell. There was a crash inside and then it fell quiet.
Kouga sweatdropped. "Uh. . .that may be a good idea. . ." he said.
"I LIKE FLUFFY! EAT DUCT TAPE!" they heard Kisike yell.
"NOT THE DUCT TAPE! I'M TAKING THAT STUFF AWAY FROM YOU!"
"YEAH?! WELL I'VE GOT MY SWITCH COMB TOO, YA KNOW!!!"
"WELL I'VE GOT MY ATTACK DOG! WITH A BUILT IN FORCE FIELD!"
"WELL I BROUGHT MY DINOSAUR! WHO EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
There was the sound of 'yieyieyieyieyie' from the inn.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP?!" they heard Raylin scream.
There were several more crashes inside, then yells from everyone, then silence again.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO FEEL UNWANTED!" Kisike yelled, now outside.
"Uh. . ."
"You've been saying that a lot lately." Inuyasha said.
"I've had good reason to say it. . ." Kouga said, staring at the inn.
"Yeah. . .At least you don't have to put up with them. . .at least for now. . ."
"You trying to foreshadow or something?!"
"I'm surprised you know what it means. I didn't know your vocabulary was that big." Inuyasha said.
"I didn't know you knew the word 'vocabulary'." Kouga shot back.
Inuyasha sighed. "Look, I can't argue tonight. I've got to get some rest. Some really powerful demon is after these girls that are with my group and I need to be ready to fight him or her. Now goodnight." Inuyasha said, turning away and walking back to the inn.
Miroku was standing at the door. "Uh. . ." he said.
"What?" Inuyasha demanded.
Miroku pointed to a demon ward pasted on the door. "That's to keep Kisike out of the inn, since she was the source of all the trouble a few minutes ago. You kinda can't go inside. . ."
Inuyasha sweatdropped. "That means the others can't go outside."
Miroku thought over this new problem for a few seconds. "You know," he said, "That's a very good point." He said.
Inuyasha hit him over the head. "Stupid." He said. He marched over to a tree and jumped onto a low branch. "Fine. I like sleeping outside more anyway." He muttered, sitting down.
*the next morning*
"Hiya!" Kisike yelled in Inuyasha's ear, hanging upside down from a tree branch.
". . .OW! What are you, a monkey?!" Inuyasha yelled, awakening and clutching his ear.
"I'm a kitty! How dare you call me a monkey! Thanks anyway though. But I'd rather be a Saiya-jin than a monkey. . ." Kisike said, beginning to ramble on and on about how Saiya-jins can go Super Saiya-jin and level two and three and four. . .
"Say what?" Inuyasha asked.
"Inuyasha! Kaede says it's time for breakfast!" Amanda called up to him. She glanced over at Kisike. "Oh yeah, you can come too." She added.
Kisike twitched. "That. . .sounded like an afterthought." She said.
"And who's saying it wasn't?" Amanda shot back. She pulled a piece of duct tape out of her hair. "Now I'm out of that duct tape, thanks to the others."
". . .Traitors." Kisike said. She blinked. "Besides, I thought you guys were stuck inside."
"We climbed out the back window, where Miroku forgot to put a demon ward." Amanda informed her. Kisike shook some snow out of her hair, jumped down, and grabbed a fistful of Amanda's shirt.
"YOU MEAN I STAYED OUT HERE IN THE COLD GETTING SNOWED ON ALL NIGHT LONG WHILE I COULD HAVE CLIMBED BACK INSIDE?!"
Amanda shrugged. "Hey, you brought it upon yourself." She said simply.
"I am sorry Lady Kisike. I did not remember that it was snowing outside." Miroku said with his one handed prayer thingy.
Kisike's eye twitched. "Goaway." She said. She tossed Amanda into a random tree and stomped off, shoving Miroku into a snow dune. . .thingy. . .
"Hey! Somebody's here!" Raylin yelled, pointing to something.
Kisike and the others went over. ". . .I thought I told you to leave." Inuyasha said, sweatdropping.
Kouga blinked. "You did?"
Inuyasha hit his head against a tree. "Dense!"
"Poor tree. . .wait. That was Christopher. KEEP BASHING IT!" Kisike said. Some of the villagers stared at them, then walked away quickly. "Stop staring at me. Stop following me. Keep staring at me and I may do a trick. Like kill you." Kisike said.
"Kisike, you are not killing anybody." Bridget sighed.
"Aw, why not? That just takes all the fun out of this whole trip."
"This isn't a trip, we never wanted to go." Amanda said.
"Then why did you go?" Kisike challenged.
"To look for you guys. Of course." Amanda replied.
Kisike sweatdropped. "Of course."
Kouga looked around at everybody. "Um. . .who are you?" Raylin asked.
"I am Kouga! The wolf demon!" Kouga said proudly.
Kisike sweatdropped. "There's a demon for everything. Great, more dogs."
Kouga glared at her. "How dare you call me a dog!"
"Well aren't wolves in the canine family?" Raylin challenged.
"Ca. . .what?" Kouga said. He blinked. "Oh well! This is my new woman!" he said, putting a hand on Amanda's shoulder. Amanda twitched.
"Kisike, duct tape?"
"Of course." Kisike said, taking out the duct tape.
*ten minutes later*
Kisike and the others walked away from Kouga, who was duct taped to a tree. Kouga glared at them. "What? What are you staring at? It wasn't me. Somebody's throwin' stuff. . ." Kisike said.
". . .Let me go! I am the wolf demon! I should not be stuck to a tree with this stupid spell scroll!" Kouga yelled.
"Well you are. Besides, that's just your opinion." Kisike said.
"It's not a spell scroll. It's duck tape." Miroku said.
"DUCT TAPE! WITH A 'T'!" Kisike yelled.
Miroku blinked. "Say what. . .?"
Kisike sighed as she walked past Kouga. "I'LL GET YOU ALL! When. . .I. . .get. . .free. . ." Kouga yelled, struggling.
"Don't rip it off! It hurts!" Shippou laughed as he followed the others out of the village.
Author's note-*answering machine comes on* Hi guys. Evil what we did to Kouga, ne? Oh well. My fellow authors and I like to torture our characters. It's what we do. Anyways, this is Amanda. The others are. . .kinda busy. . . *sounds of fighting is in the background* *sighs* Yeah. . .they're trying to kill each other. . .again. . . Well, anyways, about the fanfic. We were surprised at how few reviews we got for our last chapter. Our first battle too. . .if it keeps up with this, we may have to discontinue this fanfic. But hey, if you're hoping for another fight, we have one in our next chapter! Just be sure to review this time, okay? *fighting in the background gets louder* Well, the fighting is getting close, so I'd better put the phone in a safe place. Don't forget, leave your reviews at the beep! Got to go. Bye! *beep sounds*