The Mermaid and Ron
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H-Harry R-Ron M-Mermaid
R-I wish I had a girlfriend. H-Shut the hell up you've been talking about this for weeks. You're a loser get over it. R-Oh come on Harry, at least I'm not screwing Hermione everyday. H-At least I'm getting some. R-Well, on the topic of sex...there's this weird sexual fantasy I've always had. H-Oh god, what is it? R-Well, to screw in water. Hmm...I wonder if Moaning Myrtle would do it... H-I am SO not your friend anymore. Without any friends, Ron decides to go take a stroll to the lake to attempt
to fulfill his lifelong fantasy. R-steps ankle deep in the lake I wish I had some freakin gillyweed.
Ron is startled/excited by a sudden nearby splash of a mermaid. R-What the hell is that? M-Sorry, I do live here. What are you doing here anyway? R-Ummm..... M-Well, while you're here I might as well get some sexual pleasure. R-REALLY? I mean, what? OK fine I admit...that's why I came to the lake. M-I WAS JOKING! bitchslaps him with her tail What the hell is wrong with you? Plus, I don't screw redheaded losers...Only hot ones with scars on their foreheads! Mermaid swims away, Ron cries. After a few moments of Ron crying, you see
Harry in the backround screwing the mermaid.
(script form)
H-Harry R-Ron M-Mermaid
R-I wish I had a girlfriend. H-Shut the hell up you've been talking about this for weeks. You're a loser get over it. R-Oh come on Harry, at least I'm not screwing Hermione everyday. H-At least I'm getting some. R-Well, on the topic of sex...there's this weird sexual fantasy I've always had. H-Oh god, what is it? R-Well, to screw in water. Hmm...I wonder if Moaning Myrtle would do it... H-I am SO not your friend anymore. Without any friends, Ron decides to go take a stroll to the lake to attempt
to fulfill his lifelong fantasy. R-steps ankle deep in the lake I wish I had some freakin gillyweed.
Ron is startled/excited by a sudden nearby splash of a mermaid. R-What the hell is that? M-Sorry, I do live here. What are you doing here anyway? R-Ummm..... M-Well, while you're here I might as well get some sexual pleasure. R-REALLY? I mean, what? OK fine I admit...that's why I came to the lake. M-I WAS JOKING! bitchslaps him with her tail What the hell is wrong with you? Plus, I don't screw redheaded losers...Only hot ones with scars on their foreheads! Mermaid swims away, Ron cries. After a few moments of Ron crying, you see
Harry in the backround screwing the mermaid.