A/N: and to those who think our fic isn't funny....you're screwed in the head! we really don't care what you think because well...you're one person out of a million who might not find it funny. And to let you know...we put in flamer bashing in our fics.
Chapter 2- The sleeping beauty and....D....
Kasumi: FINALLY!!!!!!! We're back!
Naiomi: that commercial about the homicidal monkey was funny....
Kasumi: Echo made it. It's her fault that when I stared in it that I lost my lucky charm to her monkey "Jimmy"....
Naiomi: no...that was me...
Kasumi: YOU FED MY CHARM TO JIMMY!?!?!? YOU !#$%!&%!$%!&!
( censored for EXTREMLY bad foreign language from Taikawapago...thanks to Inuyasha...)
Inuyasha: NOW she listens to what I say....
Kasumi: that charm wasn't a charm...
Naiomi: then what was it?
Kasumi: the jewel shards....
Naiomi: O.o maybe that's why Jimmy grew an extra head and is now 40 feet tall...o.O
crowd runs out of stadium due to Jimmy stomping on the field and stands
[please stand by]
Kasumi: O.o I'm sick of this place...my best friend's a psycho, and all my other friends are stupid beyond belief....
Inuyasha: YOU CALLING ME STUPID!?!?!?
Kasumi: no....maybe....no...
Inuyasha: when are we gonna play? Cause I wanna kick Sesshomaru's ass.
Sesshomaru: we'll see who kicks who's ass, little brother...why don't we make it more interesting?
Inuyasha: smirks a bet?
Sesshomaru: Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha: then I get Tokijin.
Sesshomaru: TT why do you want a sword that doesn't want you?
Inuyasha: I'VE BEEN ASKING YOU THE SAME THING FOR THREE YEARS!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Tetsusaiga's a different story. Tokijin was made from a demon who has a grudge against you. Tetsusaiga wasn't.
Inuyasha: IT WAS MADE FROM OUR FATHER!!!!!!! OF COURSE IT WON'T HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST ME!
Sesshomaru: and your point is?
Inuyasha: YOU WANNA PICK A FIGHT CROSSDRESSER!?
Kasumi: URSAI YOU TWO! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!! AND Inuyasha KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A HEADACHE!!!
Inuyasha: O.o not the evil frying pan again! cowers behind Sesshomaru PLEASE! Keep it away from me!!!!!!!
Kasumi: picks up evil frying pan and I know how to use it too! Don't forget I can band you from getting ramen....
Inuyasha: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: I'M HERE! SORRY! I OVERSLEPT!
Everyone: turns to Leon who are you?
Count D: hello! It's Tea time! I brought green tea!
Everyone: HI D!
Leon: jaw drops how do you know D but not know me?!
Everyone: D gave us our pets! holds up crowd of cats, dogs, and exotic animals
Leon: not this again...it's Chinatown all over again...
Count D: not likely officer. We're in Los Angelos. Not San Francisco.
Shippo: but I thought we were in-
Sango and Miroku cover Shippo's mouth San Francisco!
Count D: oh! Miroku! I must have missed you! would you like a pet from my store? I brought T-chan with me!
Leon: praying please let him buy T-chan! please let him buy T-chan!
Miroku: sorry I'm not into goats.
Leon: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Count D: turns to Leon oh yeah....you wanted to buy T-chan, didn't you officer?
Leon: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Count D: ok! ok! don't get your underwear in a bunch! Have some tea. It'll calm you down.
Kasumi: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE GAME!? WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER AN HOUR ALREADY!
Naiomi: ok...all the players get out on the field...and the REAL players need to go home! This isn't Hooters!
Everyone: looks at Miroku
Miroku: what? I'm a player!
Everyone: we know.
Miroku: I'm in the game!
Everyone: we know.
Miroku: FLAG FOOTBALL PEOPLE!
Everyone: oh....
Mickey Mouse and Kenshin Himura gather up all weapons
Sesshomaru: growls touch my sword and die, mouse.
Mickey: that's KING mouse to you! now hand it over!
Sesshomaru: growls as he hesitantly hands Mickey Tokijin and Tensegai if there's ONE scratch on my swords-
Mickey: yeah, yeah, I know the routine! Now shut up!
Sesshomaru: growls stupid mouse...
Riku: walks up stop harassing Mickey.
Sesshomaru: and who's gonna stop me, runt?
Riku: glares at Sesshomaru as Shadow blade appears in his hand Say that again, punk!
Kenshin: hand the weapon over, Riku. You know the rules. Remember what happened last time?
Sora: HELL YA! I LOST A BUTT CHEEK IN THAT GAME! I'm never sword fighting with Riku again...I can't sit down properly anymore...
Kairi:blush I don't know any of you....
Kikyo: HAHAHA! AND YOU SAY I'M DESPERATE FOR A BOYFRIEND! YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND WITH ONE BUTTCHEEK!
Kairi: glares at Kikyo say that again bitch!
Naiomi: OK!!!!! On with the game!
Kasumi: No wait! I wanna see this! I got tickets! Who's got the popcorn!?
Kikyo and Kairi start cat-fighting
Kasumi: munching on popcorn who's got the butter?
Naiomi: here. hands Kasumi the butter while selling the last two front row tickets
Riku and Sora: blush
Inuyasha: I'm SOOOO glad we're over!
Kagome: looks at Inuyasha and smiles HA! HE ADMITS IT!
Inuyasha: what?
Kasumi: Kagome...you LOONG gone! He admitted it a while ago.
Kagome: when?
Kasumi: when you were off flirting with Hojo
Inuyasha: glaring at Kagome YOU WERE WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Kagome: blush um...uh...um...
Kasumi: laughs I SAW YOU TWO ALSO AT THE MALL!!!!
Kagome: what were you doing at the mall spying?!
Kasumi: I wasn't spying....I was buying a new pair of jeans for my old teddy bear that my mom wanted me to keep on account of it was my cousin's when he was little.
Kenshin: blush Mr. Fuzzy?
Kasumi: I renamed him "Mr. Kill-A-Lot"!
Kenshin: YOU RENAMED MR. FUZZY!? YOU'RE EVIL!! EEEVVIILLLL!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: No, no, Repenting remember?
Kenshin: eye twitches do I have to right now? We're in the middle of a demonic football game.
Leon: DEMONIC!? WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!? IN SOME SENGOKU JIDAI!?
Everyone: NO DUH!
Leon: eye twitches I feel dumb...
Naiomi: before we get TOO into this. We need to get back to the game.
Kasumi: but it was getting good!
Naiomi: BUT YOU'R THE ONE WHO WANTED TO START THE GAME!
Commercial
Kasumi: it's the heroes on defense and the villains get the ball...damn you Naraku...
Naraku: go to hell! I hope you die in the pit of miasma you're going to fall in!
Kasumi: and I hope you die in a room filled with Teletubbies and all their home movies!
Naraku: eye twitches Teletubbies....I hate Poe...
Naiomi: ON WITH THE FUCKING GAME!
Everyone: stares at Naiomi
Naiomi: HEAT OF THE MOMENT PEOPLEZ!!!!!!!!
Kick off
Kasumi: And there's the snap!!!!
Naiomi: and Suzaku has the ball! Suzaku runs down the field and....OOO!!!! he gets dog-piled by all the heroes and...Koga?
Kasumi: Koga...you dog-pilein' the wrong team....
Naiomi: and the penalty's accepted. Now the ref's gonna decide who gets the kick.
Mamimi: so...Ta-kun...were you supposed to have the ball? Or was the other team?
Naota: the other-
Miroku and Inuyasha cover Naota's mouth
Inuyasha: we have the ball.
Kasumi:thinking Should I say anything? Nah!!!!
Ansem: Cheaters!!!!
Kasumi: Ansem shut the fuck up!!! Before I do a silencing spell on you and ya'll get disqualified!!
Ansem:mumbles bitch...
Kasumi: I HEARD THAT!
Ansem: so? You are!
Kasumi: thank you. I am a female dog. I am a girl after all.
Ansem: really? I thought you were a guy!
Kasumi: ass-wipe! concentrates on Ansem
Ansem: spontaneously combusts
Everyone: oooooo....purty fireworks....
Inuyasha: glares at Kasumi what did I say about your powers?
Kasumi: But he asked for It!
Sora: THANK YOU KASUMI!!!!!
Inuyasha: fine. This time it's okay because Ansem was an asshole. But no more powers!
Kasumi: crosses fingers behind back I promise....
Kagome: SHE'S CROSSING HER FINGERS! EVERYONE KNOWS IT MEANS A LIE!
Sora: SHUT UP KAGOME!
Kagome: Hmph! Bastard!
Kasumi: Really... A rat should learn her on Kagome
Kagome:Kagome starts to shrink and grows fur, a long naked tail, and a muzzle and whiskers. Squeak!!!!!
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: blinks Ka-Go-Me? is that you?
Kagome: in a VERY squeaky voice who do you think!? Of course it's me ya moron!
Kasumi: yeah...we really see how much she cares about you....
Inuyasha: Kagome? Are you a rat?
Kikyo: RAT!? EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! chases after Kagome and tries to stomp on her GROSS!!! RAT!!! EWW!!!
Kasumi: Hey only I can pick on her unless you want to join her I suggest you stop!
Kikyo: Are you challenging me?
Kasumi: HELL YEAH!
Naiomi: NO! she's not! We're getting back to get game before the next -
Commercial
Naiomi: this isn't happening....
Kasumi: and the score's.....6 to...0? With the villains in the lead.
Naiomi: how in hell did Koga get that score?
Kasumi: he snuck to the field goal line while everyone was staring at the Kagome-rat. I feel so proud of myself.
Naiomi: yeah, yeah, we know. But on with the game.
Koga throws the ball and Inuyasha intercepts
Koga: THAT WAS MY BALL YOU MUTT!
Inuyasha: where's your name then? Bye-bye! Inuyasha runs to the field goal line
Inuyasha looks down at the ball to notice it's gone
Inuyasha: what the-!?
Sesshomaru: smirks thanks for the ball.
Everyone: turns toward the field goal line to see Sesshomaru standing there.
Naiomi: now the score's....12 to 0....this is a great start....
Kasumi: love sarcasm! But I still say they cheated!!!!
Naiomi: let's go to commercial....