Disclaimer: Betsy and Claire don't own Harry Potter or anything related to Harry Potter. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. (They don't own Chuck E. Cheeze's either!)

A/N: A note from Betsy and Claire, the authors.

Claire: Like, ohmidog, this is so cool! (flips hair)

Betsy: Huhuh. Why? (staring at TV)

Claire: Because, Betsy, people actually, like, like our story!

Betsy: They do? Huh huh I mean of course they do.

Claire: Okay, let's like respond to some of the reviews! So, Magic Gal1, I'm glad you think the story is scary!

Betsy: HaRrY's-HoT101, mildly entertaining is okay with us! Thanks for reading! (big uncharacteristic wink)

Claire: Purple Potatoes! You crack me like... up! Ned Flanders! Haha! Now that I look back I can like see the resemblance.

Betsy: Zanzibar Wowwie, here's yer cookie! Fresh out of the um... uh... oven! Yeah, oven. (hands you the requested cookie)

Claire: Wiccan PussyKat, we know there isn't a Chuck E. Cheeze in England, but this is our imaginations, here! Everyone else, thanks sooo much for reviewing! Keep reading!

The Adventures of Harry, Ronald, and H'nee

Chapter Two: In Search of Recovery

By Betsy and Claire

H'nee: Well if you can't be my homies no mo', than I bounce! (Does bouncy cool walk out)

Harry: Oh diddly no! We have lost a... er... homie! (sobs into Ronald's shoulder)

Ronald: Bloody he-....ck! She needs to sort out her priorities.

Harry: But Ronald! We must get Hermy- I mean, erm... H'nee back as a homie! It will never be the same without her! (dramatic)

Ronald: (Puts on a brave face) Yes. She is mental. WE SHALL FIX!

Harry and Ronald: (link arms and mimic H'nee's bouncy walk out of Chuck E. Cheeze's.)

Ronald: What will we do!?

Harry: We can go take her to a motivational speaker!

Ronald: Yeah! I know the perfect one! Chester McFancypants. He's an old friend.

LATER THAT NIGHT:

Harry and Ronald: (have camouflage clothing with dark spots across cheeks. They sneak into H'nees housing establishment and kidnap her while she is sleeping)

H'nee: (in sleep) I don't wanna "yo yo" no mo'... SISTER KATHY! SISTER KATHY! HELP ME!!

Ronald: Wow! I didn't know Hermy was a sleep talker!

Harry: Me neither! (Ties Hermy up and duct tapes her mouth)

Ronald and Harry: (take her to the motivational speaker... It was past their curfew- 7:35 PM. On weekends it was 7:36.)

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