Chapter 3- Half time

Naiomi: half time show! I love it!

Kasumi: here's the entertainment...BRITTANY SPEARS!? ??

Naiomi: ??

Brittany: singing hit me baby one more time!

Janet Jackson (J.J.): bitch!

Brittany: still singing who you calling a bitch!?

JJ: you hoe!

Brittany: stops singing now I KNOW you ain't talking about me!

JJ: you a flashing hoe!

Brittany: I know you ain't talking after that run in with Justin....MY EX- BOYFRIEND!

JJ: completely innocent! Unlike you and that SEE-THROUGH body suit on Toxic!

Kasumi: Kenshin please go restrain Miss. Jackson!!! We don't need malice right now!!

Kenshin: do I have to?

Crowd: YES!!!!

Kenshin: cautiously approaches the two singers ladies please! Janet-dono! Brittany...er...dono!

Brittany: smirks at Kenshin hey cutie...

Kenshin: uh...

Koaru: runs and whacks Brittany with broom BITCH! HOE! SLUT! STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

Magumi: hits Koaru over head with pan STAY AWAY FROM KENSHIN!!!!!

Brittany: my head...do I have a hangover?

Miroku: YEAH! MOST LIKELY!

Sango: claps good boy

Kiba: whispers to Toboe

Toboe: do I have to?

Kiba: nods

Toboe: groans man... walks up to Brittany in wolf form and acts cute

Brittany: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!! plays with Toboe's ears and pets him

Inuyasha: eyes twitch for once it's not me...thank kami....

Brittany: continues to play with Toboe's ears

JJ: stupid bitch...

Brittany: too occupied playing with Toboe's ears

security rushes in and drags JJ off the field

JJ: HEY! WHAT DID I DO!?!?

Officer: you're under arrest for disturbing the peace.

Haruko: disturbing the peace? It's five o'clock already? pulls out guitar and shoots everything in sight

Kasumi and Naiomi duck under table

Kasumi: who called security in the first place?

Keiko: that would be me.

Kasumi: WHAT!? How'd you get under here?

Keiko: I crawled. How else? By the way. hands Kasumi her cell phone You may want this back.

Kasumi: takes cell phone then growls

Naiomi: eyes go wide

Keiko: runs and hides behind an already dead Yuskue.

Haruko: jumps under table hello! shoots Naiomi until she dies

Kasumi: whacks Haruko over the head with....Naota!? and knocks her out why did we hire her as a ref anyways?

[football game cancelled due to all the players (not Miroku's type of player!) being dead]