Disclaimer: Betsy and Claire don't own Harry Potter or anything related to Harry Potter. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. (They don't own Chuck E. Cheeze's either!) For this chap- We don't own Good Nites or rubber sheets... But we need them.
A/N: A note from Betsy and Claire, the authors.
Claire: So, um, Betsy, I was thinking about getting those lace panties the other day- OH! HI!!!
Betsy: Huh. Huh. What?
Claire: Um, Betsy, look! (motions to readers)
Betsy: Oh. Huhuh. Hi.
Claire: Okay, so, like, let's respond to our reviewers. All right I'll go first yippee! Liseli. Like, those cookies look so yummilicious. Thanks for reviewin', girl!
Betsy: Um. Huhuh. What? Oh. RikkuBlack- thanks for the info man, no clue 'bout the Chuck E. Cheeze thing.
Claire: LIKE OH MY DOG TONY Z! Girl, you are like so cool, thanks for reviewin' sista!
Betsy: Huhuh hi Tony. Anyway. HaRrY's-HoT101: Thanks for reviewin', means a lot to us.
Claire: Okay, like, on with the story!
The Adventures of Harry, Ronald, and H'nee
Chapter Three: Good Nites and Rubber Sheets
By Betsy and Claire
Ronald and Harry: (Drag H'nee to Motivational Speaker/psychologist/Chester McFancypants.)
Ronald: Chester! Buddy ol' pal! Long time no see, eh?
Chester: By George, is that you Ronald!? How's your (whispers) sleeping habits going? Still using those rubber sheets?
Ronald: Oh, no, I actually moved on to the Good Nites. (grin)
Chester: I'm so (sob) proud.
Harry: (clears throat loudly)
Ronald: Oh, yes. Houston, we have a problem.
Everyone else: (stares)
Ronald: I've always wanted to say that.
Chester: What's your problem?
Harry: Well, you see, you know our friend Hermy, or should I say, "H'nee"? She seems to have transformed a little bit.
Ronald: A little bit?
Harry: Okay, a lot.
Chester: How so? (raises eyebrow)
Harry: She's now erm.. as you say, "ghetto."
Chester: I see. (stares at the sleeping Hermy in her "Bootaylicious" jammies.)
Ronald: (breaks down) WE MISS HER! SHE-NO-FRIEND-MORE! (sob)
Chester: Erm, sorry?
Ronald: (sobbing still, hysterically) SHE FRIEND MORE NO!
Chester: WHAT?!
Ronald: FRIEND MORE SHE NO!!!
Chester: Oh, okay, you shoulda said so in the first place!
Harry: Um, I think he meant, "She's our friend no more."
Chester: (blinks) What does THAT mean?
Ronald: It MEANS "friend no she more!"
Chester: Ohhh. Okay. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Harry: (stares) Um... Okay. Anyways, is there any kind of treatment for this behavior?
Chester: Well... there is one thing...
A/N: What will happen next?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
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