I had my wand at the ready, ready to kill that old ridiculous Dumbledore. However, I had a little problem. Dumbledore, that fool of a man, was confusing me greatly. That man's eyes were still twinkling.

My eye twitched still staring at those insane eyes. "Dumbledore, you fool, quit those insane eyes from twinkling. Don't you realize you're going to die!?"

"I'm a Gryffindor; therefore I feel death could be an adventure."

He'd enjoy death? Crazy old man.

"Would you a lemon drop?" Dumbledore asked out of the blue.

"At this point!? Isn't that a muggle candy!? Are you insane?" I ask. That man thinks of candy during a war? Just walks on into the Forbidden Forest during an ongoing battle, runs into me, and all he could think about is candy?

"Quit frankly, I've been called that many a time."

"Not surprised," I mumble. What? Am I having a civilized conversation with that fool? I looked back at him now sitting down eating his candy. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Just figured – mm – that if I'm going to -- chew -- die, I might as well enjoy it."

I sigh mentally. He's driving me insane. What man would even eat candy at this point? I was expecting a challenge, a way to discover who was the real wizard and I end up with......... this! "Since you want to die so much, do me a favor and stop with the eye twinkling and candy eating!" I yell at him.

"Nope."

"Dumbledore, you crazy fool, I'm going to leave, but you better be ready and NOT EATING CANDY!!!!!" He shrugged. I groan and head to the battle outside on the Hogwarts Grounds. I signaled my death eaters to leave and they do, but I headed to the Forest to see what would happen.

"Dumbledore!" a bushy brown haired girl exclaimed.

"You're alive!" Stupid girl, of course he is, he wouldn't be walking – eating candy – if he were dead.

"What happened professor?" Potter asked.

"All I did was eat some candy and he started yelling at me. Oh gosh. Call Professor McGonagall!" he asked.

"Yes, Albus? What's wrong?" the worried weakened professor asked.

"I'm out of lemon drops!"

A/N: Okay, I know, I haven't been writing since like January, but......... well, I'm not going to bother explaining. I'm back now. Oh, and I'm not going to continue 'The Return of Lily, James, and Sirius.' It's technically not Writer's Block; I just don't have the strong urge to type it. Hope you enjoyed this.